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What's the most boring thing in the whole world?

Asked by MilkyWay (13897points) January 15th, 2011

Just wanted to know what, to you , is the most boring thing in the world. It can be a thing or an activity that you have personally had experience in.

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coffeenut's avatar

High school, collage, and university top my list…

john65pennington's avatar

Waiting in a Social Security Office to sign up for Social Security. arrived at 830 am, left at 315 pm.

This office was filled with at least 200 people, all waiting their turn to receive something from the government. i had nothing in common with these people. most spoke other languages, other than English and some even smelled. i sat there with my number to be called, playing games on my cellphone and its battery dying out.

Ho hum. the most boring day of my life.

MilkyWay's avatar

LOL, you guys are funny!
thanks for this . . . I haven’t laughed in ages ;)

Mikewlf337's avatar

Waiting at an airport when you are a kid for hours. I remember sitting their for hours with my family because we arrived early. It was at JFK airport and I was extremely bored. Had absolutely nothing to do but sit there.

Aesthetic_Mess's avatar

Sitting at home watching reruns of The Office because there is absolutely nothing to do where you live

downtide's avatar

I was once persuaded to watch a live cricket match. I have never been so bored in my entire life.

filmfann's avatar

Farmville.

ETpro's avatar

Gosh, you know I have no idea. But I sure would bubble over with excitement if we are able to identify it. I’d spend hours studying it.

ucme's avatar

Paris Hilton’s trophy cabinet. Ooh… another teen queen tin cup :¬(

Austinlad's avatar

Most boring? Spending time trying to think of the most boring thing in the world! Now thinking about exciting things like a wonderful new relationship—THAT’s time worth spending. ;-)

Cruiser's avatar

Sleep and doing dishes

Joker94's avatar

The first 20 hours of Final Fantasy 13.

KhiaKarma's avatar

Only boring people are bored :D

woodcutter's avatar

Big World, Little People ~ TLC

Pandora's avatar

Reality tv, followed by watching congress or the senate., followed by waiting in the doctor office, followed by combing the knots out of my dogs hair.

YARNLADY's avatar

I don’t know how to be bored. I always have a needlework project in my purse, so I have something to do at all times. If I should not have access to that, I can design projects in my mind while I am waiting. I also have the ability to take cat naps when I am waiting for something.

SavoirFaire's avatar

I once had a job doing data entry in a room with no windows. Bathroom breaks were the most exciting part of my day.

Berserker's avatar

Waiting at the welfare office for your check lol. That, or playing Pit Fighter.

Jeruba's avatar

I don’t know. Boring to one is fascinating to another. I tend to believe that the closer you look at anything, the more interesting it becomes. But I’d also rather read a dictionary or even a telephone book than watch daytime TV.

@KhiaKarma‘s answer is probably the right one. GA.

Arbornaut's avatar

The end of a weeks commercial fishing, your tired but cant sleep and all you want is a good shower and bed. All your books are finished and if you look at another sudoku you.. will… kill someone.. And you have a lovely 16hrs of steaming back to port. That is the most boring thing i have ever experienced.

SavoirFaire's avatar

@Jeruba:

“If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all.”
—John Cage

Clearly, I left my old job too soon!

KhiaKarma's avatar

@Jeruba that’s what my parents always said when I’d come to them and exclaim, “I’m bored”. What can you do but try to make the best of things!

Jeruba's avatar

Well, I don’t know what does it for others, but I do know that this is part of what I have in mind when I keep saying that education is for your life and not just for your job. There’s also the entirety of what you have taken in as experience, both direct and vicarious. It’s all yours to be summoned at will.

I have an assortment of mental pockets, storage boxes, trunks, and entire closets full of things I can take out and examine whenever I am trapped in a situation where I can’t just do as I please. I can mentally recite poetry I’ve memorized, search my memory for the names of heroes and villains in books I’ve read, compare plots, and recall entire scenes and stories. I can practice listing the fifty U.S. states in alphabetical order, with capitals, and fill them in on a mental map. For good measure, I’d add the Canadian provinces. I can play songs and instrumentals in my head, recall details of paintings, remember scenes and places I’ve visited. I can practice translating my thoughts into another language. I can conjugate verbs in Latin and German. The entire population of characters I’ve known in my life is there for reanimation, with voices, looks, gestures, and personalities.

When I’m tired of remembering, I can compose limericks, design abstract images, and plot novels, all in my head. I can also stare at something in my environment—wood grain, linoleum, a mottled carpet, a dirty snowbank, a stained ceiling—and see pictures in it. I can make them move. I can see faces.

If there are real faces around me—in church, in a classroom, in a meeting, riding the subway—I’m all set: faces in themselves are amazingly interesting, and the stories that go with them are equally so. If you don’t know them, you make them up.

If I were stuck doing data entry, the data would come alive for me in the form of people, places, and things. I would also set myself little challenges: how many can I do in a minute, in an hour? can I increase that? can I change my system? I would look for patterns. I would look for funny words. I would see them all in color. (This is not to say that I wouldn’t prefer a job that was more engaging and used more of my abilities. But as long as I had it, I would make it entertain me.)

And this all assumes that I am unable to use my time freely: to read, to write, etc. For instance, I’m in a waiting room without a magazine, or I’m recuperating from something and too weak to read. If I have books and paper and writing implements, eyesight and the use of my hands, and some vestige of brainpower, I’m good practically forever.

SavoirFaire's avatar

@Jeruba I did some of those things while working, and others as well, but they didn’t make the job itself any less boring. What they did was make the part of my life while I was at work less boring. Sometimes all you can do is compensate.

(As for making the data come alive, that presupposes the data is understandable by the person entering it into the system. Sometimes it was, sometimes it wasn’t. Sometimes it was adding strings of numbers to unnamed, but ordered, fields. Databases that are useful for end users may be incomprehensible to those adding information. Looking for patterns in the numbers can also lead to mistyping, as do speed challenges when you’re already typing at your maximum safe speed, and just isn’t all that interesting itself in the end. At least it wasn’t to me.)

Jeruba's avatar

Compensate, yes, @SavoirFaire. I guess I am making a distinction that seems essential to me: the distinction between “It is boring” and “I am bored.”

“It is boring” has no meaning because boringness is not an inherent quality of anything; rather, boredom is a subjective experience. It exists only inside a person. As long as I can control “I am bored,” that’s enough.

SavoirFaire's avatar

@Jeruba Ah, I see. Yes, I think that is an important distinction and an excellent point. In that case, I agree.

Joshuajohn's avatar

’‘Wait’’ Waiting of anything is the most boring thing in the whole world.

mattbrowne's avatar

Paris Hilton requiring rehab.

Mat74UK's avatar

Airports! Arriving hours early then your plane being delayed! You can’t drink because they won’t let you on, you’re either going on hols so don’t want to spend your money in there because it’s to expensive or you’ve spent up before the return journey!

blueiiznh's avatar

I am still watching paint dry It is fascinating.

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