What's the deal with _____?

Is someone needing free writers?

@MissA Haha, nope, I wish I was a comedian, but I’m just looking to be entertained.

What is the deal with succeeding? If at first you don’t suck seed then just suck another seed.

One more. Grin

What is the deal with my exorcist? I didn’t pay my bill and I got repossessed.

Oh my God, you quoted the Banya Ovaltine bit…

What’s the deal with airline peanuts? Who are they trying to keep outta these things?!

“What’s the deal with politics? I don’t get it. Am I right?” – Kramer doing his best Jerry impersonation.

What’s the deal with nacho cheese? You have some, but it’s nach’yo cheese!

What’s the deal with Jay Zero Eee? I mean, it’s not like your name’s really spelled with a 0 on your birth certificate.

You really think that kind of subterfuge is gonna hide you from the CIA? On this site?

What’s the deal with old people driving so slow? Since they don’t have much time left, you think they’d want to drive faster.

As a matter of fact, I propose that they let seniors drive their age: if you’re 80, you get to drive 80 MPH. If you’re a 100, you get to drive a 100….

Hell, I’m “only” 64, but I drive like I’m 80, so punch it or park it, seniors!

What’s the deal with the best man?? If I was the best man, why is she marrying him???

What is the deal with my legless turtle? I keep finding him where I last put him.

What’s the deal with candleja

What’s the deal with coffee? It sure as hell keeps me awake, but I am experiencing zero coughing.

What is the deal with living on the edge? At least wait to I fall off before bitchin’.

What’s the deal with superbowl. There’s nothing super about it & that trophy ain’t no bowl.

What’s the deal with the World Series? The whole world isn’t involved!

What’s the deal with pot smokers? They think they’re all deep and philosophical but most of the time they’re just talking about other times they got high.

What’s the deal with god. I mean with so many friends you’d think he’d have dinner once in a while…...no?

Whats the deal with my lurve table thingy?? It states that I received 2 GA’s for my superbowl quip & yet there’s only one!?! Not that I care or anything, just a little odd.

What’s the deal with people constantly “checking in” at such and such a place on Facebook? Do you think that when one of them dies they will post that they are “checking out”?

What’s the deal with Twitter? If I wanted to know if you were going #1 or #2 I would have asked.

What is the deal with memory? Hard to forget what you want to forget, easy to forget what you want to remember!

What is the deal with your muscles? They are like diamonds hard to find.

What is the deal with Superman? I can tell he is a man of steel by the rust in his underware.

What’s the deal with Uranus? It definitely has a lot of gas.

What is the deal with Uranus and Star Trek? They both have Klingons/cling ons.

Charmin and the Enterprise both circle Uranus and wipe out klingons

@Blueroses Yes that is what I was after.

What is the deal with Age? I find I can now hide my own Easter Eggs.

Whats the deal with The Internal Revenue Service? I filled out the proper forms and sent them in on time. I expected a $522 refund. Now, they tell me not to expect the $522 refund check, at all. That I had made so many mathmatical errors, that my refund check would only be $5,222 dollars.

So, whats the downside to this argument?

@john65pennington Can I get the name of that returns auditor from you?

Cousins who come out of the woodwork when you sign up for an Ancestors website? Suddenly everyone was related to you in some convoluted way.

What’s the deal with New Zealand?

What happened to Old Zealand?

Old Zealand=Copenhagan

@Ltryptophan You best be trollin’.