Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me______ Part 7!
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January 26th, 2011
The game rules are:
Respond to the question/statement from the poster above.
Ex: I might make the statement:
The Jelly below me drinks 10 cups of coffee daily
The response might be:
False! I hate coffee or,
True!
Then they might state:
The Jelly below me has blond hair.
There are no right or wrong answers, so be as creative as your heart desires.
Thanks to the Mods, we can continue this thread weekly until…. Happily, this is becoming the Never Ending TJBM Game. Hopefully all most Jellies will join in.
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The Jelly Below Me (TJBM) is enjoying this snowy Winter because he/she loves to ski.
Somewhat true. I am enjoying this snowy winter and winter is my favorite season, but I do not ski.
TJBM played a drinking game last night while watching the state of the union address.
False… Although she was drinking last night whilst watching Grey’s Anatomy…
TJBM is a truly inspiring person who has creativity and flare, wit and a beauty that permeates and seeps into those who come into contact with them…
It’s about time someone recognized that fact. Thanks, @nebule. But it’s ‘flair’, not ‘flare’.
TJBM wasted the evening watching some political speech on television last night.
False. Although I would’ve liked to have watched the State of the Union Address, this has been a tough week, and I just went to bed as quickly as I could.
TJBM is goofing off at work, and…...Look out! Here comes the boss! ~
True. I am goofing off at work – I should be cleaning house or doing laundry – and I am my boss.
TJBM is drinking coffee.
Incorrect-o. Not a coffee fan; if I need a pick up in the morning I usually get tea. Oolong preferably.
TJBM is an AVID reader.
Very true! I keep my local library in business.
TJBM is having a hard time waking up today.
TJAM seems like a sweetheart.
That is very true indeed!
TJBM may have to give something they enjoy up.
Hey Jude! Wrong thread!
Doh. Not enough coffee this morning.
False.
TJBM could use a good massage.
You got that right. That’s also going to be a question in a minute.
TJBM loves Elvis movies.
False
TJBM has dressed up in a mascot outfit at a sporting event.
False
TJBM had a sweet dream last night
False
TJBM hates classical music.
False I love classical music.
TJBM Watches the skies for UFO’s. Grin
False. Although I secretly wish they were real.
TJBM is annoyed that peanut butter & jelly is no longer school-kid’s staple food due to food allergies. In other words, TJBM <3 PB&J.
True, lol.
TJBM truly believes the world will end in 2012.
Uh, no. If it does, well I won’t be around to care, will I?
TJBM loves to make cookies.
True, especially chocolate chip ones. Sometimes I eat the dough raw because “I need to make sure that I got all the ingredients right”. :)
TJBM would prefer to eat cookie dough raw than actually bake cookies.
ewwww..nooooooo well maybe
TJBM is still in their sleeping garb
Well, technically true as I do not sleep in any “garb” and my birthday suit always comes along with me.
TJBM is already on their 3rd cup of coffee this morning.
False. I don’t drink coffee at all
TJBM has more than one pet
@Jude – awwww. Thanks! You made my day. :~)
True. We have 2 cats and a bunch of goldfish that live in a pond outside
TJBM is waiting for important information.
True. Waiting to find out if my son can get a scholarship for $800 or he won’t be able to attend classes this semester at his university. He’ll get the call today. Keep your fingers crossed for us, please?
TJBM has giggled so hard that they peed their pants.
No, that would be my sister: she has a really weak bladder.
TJBM meditates daily
true…...
TJBM doesnt understand the questions about peeing or being peed on
False. I think I understand it and if it is what I think it is then that’s just gross.
TJBM would classify themselves as a saver more than a spender.
False __according to the wife__
TJBM hates the daily commute.
False: My workplace is merely an hour away. I love to walk to work.
TJBM loves peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
Yum!
TJBM enjoys spending a Saturday morning at a swap meet or flea market.
False. The last time I was at a flea market I was 11.
TJBM is an early riser.
false. I am a night owl, does that count if I dont go to sleep?
TJBM is a movie buff
True. Not so much with older films, but definitely anything from the 80’s and on.
TJBM enjoys surprise parties that are for him/her.
False. My first reaction to being surprised is to punch somebody
TJBM has seen an eagle in flight
True I see them all the time up at Flaming Gorge Lake in Utah. Magnificent
TJBM Talks in his sleep.
Highly possible. My roommates haven’t complained about anything, but I know for a fact I roll in my sleep like a log down a hill.
TJBM wants to spend more time traveling
True. It’s been almost two years since our last vacation. I’m ready to hop in the car now!
TJBM has never participated in a viewing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
(btw- I got the call. Great news, my son got the scholarship. I’m SO happy). :D
True. Actually, I’ve never ever seen it in any capacity. Hmm.
TJBM hates mayonnaise.
@jonsblond Good to hear. Congrats for you and your son. :)
True!
TJBM hates the smell of vanilla.
False. Vanilla is one of the wonders of the world.
TJBM has more than 3 remote controls on the coffee table.
yay! @jonsblond
True, but not for long. I’ll be getting a universal pretty soon.
TJBM has a walk-in closet in the bedroom.
True.
TJBM knows their postal person’s first name.
False, couldn’t even tell you what he/she looks like.
TJBM calls their mother by something other than mom, mommy, mother, or mum.
True…I used to like to joke with her that way. ;)
TJBM loves to run.
True, I had to run a lot in the military and I actually enjoyed it.
TJBM once ate a whole carton of cookies to him or herself.
Oreos. Dunked in milk, to be exact. I want to barf just from the memory
TJBM has had an uninvited, wild (as in, not a pet) animal in their house.
True, a pigeon flew in my house once.
TJBM loves going out in the rain.
Only to the beach. One of the greatest joys in the world is body-surfing in the rain.
TJBM has eaten cuttlefish
False, couldn’t even tell you what they look like.
TJBM has been inside the Statue of Liberty.
True. Twice.
TJBM is afraid of spiders.
Very, very, very true. Almost phobic.
TJBM has been to at least three national parks in the U.S.
False. I haven’t even been to the U.S.
TJBM has piercing blue eyes
False, dull brown eyes.
TJBM has met someone famous.
True, Deion Sanders, and Cedric the entertainer, oh and asshole Mario Lopez.
TJBM has had their heart broken.
True. Recently in fact.
TJBM had a stranger do something nice for them.
True, if doing “the stranger” counts.
TJBM has seen a single movie at least 10 times.
Not in a theater.
TJBM has never been more than 80 miles from their birthplace.
False. I’ve been overseas before.
TJBM has had major surgery before.
Sorta false, I’ve had my tonsils removed so I was under, but I don’t think that’s considered major surgery.
The jelly below me has a weird obsession.
I don’t think so.
TJBM loves chocolaty cereal.
Nope. Honey Nut Cheerios is more my style.
TJBM owns at least one DVD in which English is not the primary language.
False, I wouldn’t be able to watch it all the way through if I did.
TJBM always drinks coffee after their entrée at a restaurant.
False.Sometimes I just eat and run. Joke joke joke! XD
TJBM has cut their own hair.
True but just my bangs.
TJBM can wiggle their ears.
Not a chance!
TJBM is a finger clicker/snapper!
False.
TJBM dresses up their spatulas in Barbie clothing.
TRUE! OMG, how did you know that?
The jelly below me thinks watching two cats groom each other is one of the cutest things in the freaking universe!
True. It is absolutely adorable. In fact, my kitties are doing it right now. srsly
TJBM likes to eat breakfast foods for dinner.
I eat breakfast food all day. I love cereal.
TJBM has a Wii.
We have a Wii, a Super NES, a PS2 and a PS3. We’re so deprived.
The jelly below me would seriously fight me (knock down, drag out, girlie slap fight!) for a kiss from Johnny Depp.
Yes. Unequivocally yes. Yeserooni. Yeperdoodle. Yuppity yup. Absolutamente.
TJBM goes to the library.
Nope. They banned me because I don’t return books.
TJBM thinks I’ll beat @WillWorkForChocolate to the post
@JilltheTooth I will be yanking your hair and making your eyes water so much that you can’t even see Johnny anymore. Just so you’re forewarned.
True, @Blueroses, damn you! :P
The jelly below me is shocked and appalled that @Blueroses has stolen library books!
Nope, Blueroses is such a bookworm that all the books are being read a thousand times over.
TJBM overate
hey! I will return them. I just confused the library with Netflix. So it’s been a couple of years. I’m waiting for amnesty day :) And that’s true, Zephyra… thanks for understanding
TJAM never “steals” books. They are just informally renewed.
Yeah, I just roasted a chicken in my brand-new (delivered this AM) stove. It was yummy.
TJBM hasn’t seen Black Swan yet but wants to.
True – my friend just sent me a link for it – I’ll probably watch it tonight.
TJBM is a good dancer.
False
TJBM has had a chinchilla
False, maybe someday.
TJBM has a pet cat.
True, but that’s hardly any of your business. Oh. I see. Yes, I have two kitties. Of the animal variety.
The jelly below me has never had a cavity.
That would be me, I have had all of the cavities. Neat little genetic legacy from my Dad. Good thing he was a lovely man in all other respects
TJBM has been to a wedding in the last year.
True, my own!
TJBM shaves his/her legs on a regular basis.
False. Only when I feel like it, for a tango outfit.
TJBM has chapped lips.
No, I moisturized them a few hours ago
TJBM is constantly bugged by a neighbor.
Partially true. They bug us sometimes but not all the time.
TJBM works out a gym
Bwahaha. Nope.
TJBM watches too much TV.
False.I rarely watch tv,
TJBM is very strong physically.
False.
False.
TJBM knows what the opposite of faults is. ;-)
Mountains?
TJBM just finished a book.
True. I finish a different book every day.
The jelly below me has read the Inkheart trilogy.
False.
TJBM is a Sedaris fan.
True, true TRUE! It’s one of the books I “borrowed” and I have all his books on audio!
TJBM wants to add me on facebook and have a 3-way (Scrabble. Get your mind out of the gutter)
We’re already friends on Facebook! :D
I’d Scrabble with you any day.
TJBM has nicknamed someone Pancakes before.
Oh damn, I got excited there for a minute.
Nope… although I do call my son ‘muffinman’ sometimes… I do not know why it just seemed to fall out of my mouth one day… :-/ ‘sweetcheeks’ and honeypot’ are amongst my other favourites….
TJBM sings opera to themselves when no-one else is around….
If Phantom of the Opera counts, then yes.
The jelly below me is Brian.
HA!
True.
TJBM has a jelly they’d like to meet, but doesn’t think that it will happen.
Not sure if it’s going to happen. It is a possibility.
For TJBM, chocolate milk is a staple in their diet.
Not now, but I might be one of the first people to try organic chocolate almond milk, if they ever make it.
TJBM has memorized a number such as the one for their credit card or drivers’ license.
Fuck no, that’s too much work.
TJBM loves cheese!
I do love cheese but cheese does not love me… blue cheeese yumm…... and wine
TJBM should get out of getting caught in a Fluther loop because they need to go and do other productive things….but isn’t going to because it’s so much fun here!
True, happens everyday at work.
TJBM Changes their avatar at least once a month.
True!
TJBM drinks straight from the the milk carton (on occasion).
TRUE!!! It’s my milk I bought it!
TJBM likes big butts and they can not lie….
So true! :-D
TJBM knows the ending of the phrase that begins, “The bigger the cushion, ....”.
“The sweeter the pushin’... you know what I mean!”
TJBM can fill in the next line starting with “My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo…”
“I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo.”
TJBM can fill in the next line starting with “Life is like a box of chocolates…”
—too busy singing the rest of “Big Bottom”. My love gun’s loaded and she’s in my sights. Big game is waiting there, inside her tights
I think it ends with, ”...you never know what you’re gonna git!”
TJBM knows what a ceement pond is.
I shore do! I swum in one all my life!
The jelly below me thinks finger puppets are creepy.
Nope, they are cute!
TJBM is creeped out by clowns!
Yes I am!...can’t stand them! <shudder>
TJBM is very photogenic
AHAHAHAHAHA No.
TJBM is trying to quit something.
No.
TJBM learned English as his/her second language.
False. It’s my first and only language at the moment.
TJBM likes sprinkles.
Yes but it does depend on where you put them. There are many clever places to use sprinkles. Grin
TJBM Can Fly
Only on the Astral Plane, darn it.
TJBM has been disappointed by the taste of an attractive cupcake.
True, but not recently. The worst I’ve had was banana and chocolate (gags).
TJBM has vacationed in the Caribbean.
Somewhat true: I’ve been on shore leave in the Caribbean.
TJBM has not said the pledge of allegiance since they were 18 or younger.
good question @Brian1946. It doesn’t come up as often as the Anthem singing
False.
The jelly below me has never made a grocery list.
False.
TJBM has experienced pain in rejecting the friendship or romantic interests of a good person.
Definitely true. :(
TJBM is thinking about what to make for dinner.
False. Leftovers have already been decided. Woo.
TJBM lol’ed at my last bit back in Part 6.
False. But it is good enough most of the time.
TJBM has at least 15 live plants in their house.
Nope. I have no indoor plants. My cats will eat them.
TJBM has never seen The Matrix.
False. Fifteen now unusable spoons are evidence of that.
TJBM has a tendency to wander when they’re on a schedule.
I never wander.
TJBM has broken a bone.
True, but only my wittle toe.
TJBM still watches The Price is Right!
Good lord, no! I only watched that while visiting my grandmother. And have you seen Bob Barker in the State Farm commercial? Frightening!!!!
TJBM pees in the shower.
Occasionally.
TJBM would rather walk with a horse than ride one.
False. I’d rather ride.
The jelly below me knows someone with a reverse mullet (Kate Gosselin).
False.
TJBM is sound sensitive.
True. The number one cause of most of my panic attacks has been sound overload. It’s not so much a loud sound, but a lot of sound(s) that does it.
TJBM has a piercing in something other than an earlobe.
True my tongue is pierced.
TJBM has tattoos
Yep.
TJBM hates the heat.
False. I would rather have it than the cold.
TJBM plans on taking a trip during Spring Break.
True Vegas baby!!!
TJBM hangs out at Starbucks whenever they can.
False, although I did have a cup of coffee about 12 years ago.
TJBM has never seen anyone with a tattoo on their forehead.
True.
TJBM climbed trees as a kid.
And still have scars from my skinned knees to prove it!
The jelly below me thinks it’s suspicious that I just made Chinese food for dinner and I can’t find my cat…
Nah, I would just ask you to pass the teriyaki cat chicken.
TJBM has seen their favorite stand-up comedian live.
Partially past-tense true. I saw Woody Allen when he was my favorite comedian.
I think my current favorite is Seinfeld and I’d like to see him.
TJBM has seen a bear in the wilderness.
I wish! But sadly no…..
TJBM has never played a Zelda game : (
FALSE. I was playing one a few weeks ago! Zelda is my favorite.
TJBM peed out in the woods whilst camping.
False; I’ve never been camping. I’m thinking about planning a trip with some friends for summer vacation, though. We’ll see how well that works out…
TJBM stops to pick up interesting looking papers off the ground and/or loves to find written comments in a used book. (I’m asking this because I found a sort of amusing video where this guy explains a paper he found on the ground and then makes up a song about it. I think it’s pretty cool. :D)
Well I certainly don’t go that far, but I have been known to be overly-curious of things I find lying around…..
TJBM dances like a well-oiled machine specifically designed to shake it.
@Jude I’m so relieved. Much Lurve :D
False. My hands have excellent rhythm with a pair of drumsticks, but that rhythm doesn’t extend to my feet.
The jelly below me thinks it’s hilarious that after my cat/chinese food comment above, my hubby just got home, started eating and asked where the cats were. (They usually run out and greet him)
LOL true.
TJBM has cavities in their teeth.
Very True
TJBM has been horny all day.
Not today, strangely. Usually, I’m good and ready for 4pm too bad hubby doesn’t get home until 6:30pm
TJBM loves to debate politics.
As false as false can be!
TJBM cooks a great pasta dish that they will now tell us about.
False, but I often eat a great pasta dish that my wife makes.
TJBM would hug a complete stranger if he/she saw them crying alone at a bus stop.
True.I probably would. :)
TJBM loves birds.
True! I love fidmouths! XD
And birdie bagel bites are tasty.
TJBM likes zombie movies.
I prefer scary movies featuring creatures or beings that don’t get as much screen time, such as succubi.
However, I’d like to see Zombieland or a Mel Brooks production portraying Christ as a 2,000-years old zombie.
TJBM has had a picture taken of them while they were asleep.
False.
TJBM wants to make a gamble; specifically, that this link is not a prank of some sort and goes to something useful, or something that isn’t just a silly picture. :)
False.
TJBM has talked or cooperated their way out of getting a traffic ticket.
True. The copper told me I was a “good chick” even after he recognized me as someone he pulled over earlier in the month, also for speeding. He then asked about my relationship status. ::bats eyes::
TJBM practices “Minute to Win It” games at home.
Taciturnu: what was your reply to his question about your relationship status?
I might if I had all night to clean up after myself. ;-p
TJBM is interested in the subject of serial killers.
I do like to watch biographies on serial killers. You can find some great ones made by A&E and the Biography Channel. Last week I watched something on Robert Pickton, the Pig Farmer Killer. My junior year in high school I did research and a report on Ed Gein and the Amityville murders. It’s the psychology of it all, especially behind doing what these people do that I find rather fascinating.
TJBM cracks their knuckles.
True I do, I think it’s out of habit.
TJBM is having a bowl of their favorite cereal.
Not yet, but perhaps later.
TJBM can name a movie they like that was released before they were born.
If so, which one?
Easy. The Point. Wonderful animated film and infinitely quotable
TJBM relates to Barney on HIMYM no matter which sex he/she is
False (never seen the show). No cable.
TJBM could easily eat a ½ jar of dill pickles in one sitting.
Easily, I can eat two jars in one sitting
TJBM has had a heart attack.
False and knock on wood I never do.
TJBM Dances naked in the moon light…
Can I just have one more moondance with you, my love?
TJBM can rock a game of Trivial Pursuit
That’s sometimes true.
TJBM has one of their favorite tunes as a ring tone.
::Homer Simpson voice::
Mmmmmmmm…Baaaconnn
TJBM moisturizes parts of their body daily.
False – I have yet to get in touch with my feminine side!
TJBM loves home made soup.
True. I’m so snotty about my own soup that I’ll rarely eat anybody else’s.
TJBM has a flashlight in every room in case of a power outage.
Not in every room, but almost.
TJBM likes kale and brussel sprouts
Love anything in cabbage family.
TJBM has an autographed book.
Barry Melrose autographed my History of Hockey book.
TJBM is also a dork like me.
Very true! And I covet that book!
TJBM loves to garden.
True. Our new home has a huge area for a garden and I just bought a ton of seeds last week. I can’t wait! We’re going to have a pumpkin patch, strawberries, tomatoes, green beans, peppers, lettuce, carrots and cucumbers. :D
TJBM desperately misses the series Lost.
Nope, the only episode I watched was the series finale. Hah! I just had to see what all the hype was about.
TJBM recently dyed their hair a completely different color than their natural color.
False. I just switched from maroon back to my normal dark brunette.
The jelly below me would be shocked to learn I haven’t eaten any chocolate today. Yet.
I can’t F&*@#$G believe it.
Have you smelled any chocolate?
TJBM has over 10 magazine subscriptions.
False. Currently I have none.
TJBM frequently falls asleep in front of the tv.
False, I rarely do. The TV can usually hold me attention well. On the other hand, my wife can fall asleep instantly in front of it.
TJBM Cuts their sandwiches diagonally across the bread.
LOL, sometimes to just mix it up I do. My youngest son, when he was 3–7 had a complete meltdown if I cut his sandwich diagonally and he wanted just that day straight across or vise versa.
TJBM prefers smaller dogs to larger ones.
Nope. Equal opportunity dog lover (all sizes!)
TJBM has laughed so hard, they peed a little.
I’ve laughed that hard before, but with different anatomical results.
TJBM has tried to smell a flower and discovered that there was a bee there.
Knowing me, I probably wouldn’t.
TJBM Has witnessed a car crash in real life.
I’ve been in some low-speed car crashes (left and u-turners cutting me off), so I’ve been a first-person witness a few times.
TJBM has been a plaintiff or a defendant in a small claims court case.
Not in small claims but I have been the plaintiff in regular court.
TJBM would swallow a tape worm to lose weight.
seeing i dont need to lose weight, that is easy. no in either regards
TJBM slept like a baby last night
False. I had a rough go. Late night Yoga messed me up. Couldn’t calm down.
TJBM has been turned on by someone talking about the cosmos and Carl Sagan.
Although I love talking and thinking about the cosmos and I enjoy listening to Carl Sagan: I’ve never been turned on by it.
TJBM loves antiques.
I do if they have historical significance.
TJBM knows someone who was in the military during the Vietnam War.
Yes, I know several. and other wars
TJBM knows there is a super humongous black hole at the center of the Milky Way
True. Now if we only figure out a way to travel through said black hole….
TJBM knows what makes you right or left handed.
No, but I can’t make up my mind . . write right handed, play baseball lefty shoot a gun with either…. Use to be able to write lefty also…
TJBM Can parallel park a car, easy.
True.
Handedness is a inherited trait which is why lefties run in families. At some point in our history left handedness must have been a favourable trait.
TJBM knows that it doesn’t matter what numbers you pick for the lottery you have the same chance (slim to none) chance of winning the lottery.
Yes, that is why I barely even do those scratch off tickets.
TJBM talks aloud to his or herself at least once a day.
True. The speaking/hearing connection makes me remember better.
TJBM knows why you can “draw” with a sparkler at night.
True. When our eyes are exposed to a bright light we can see a spot in our vision where the light was for a few seconds (i.e. flash from a camera). So, when we watch a sparkler move about in our hand, we see the trace of light it has made. Not very scientific, but it’s the best way I can explain it.
TJBM Is not where they saw them self 5 years ago.
Very true.
TJBM prefers to sleep on their stomach.
I used to but I prefer sleeping on my left side now.
TJBM wears or knows someone that wears a black t-shirt when they sleep.
True, I often do.
TJBM has gone on a diet as some point in their life.
True (was stupid about it three years ago, and it got out of control. I went down to 95 lbs. I am 5’2” and exercised and cut calories like crazy. My hair thinned out and my nails brittle. Never again).
TJBM drinks the milk out of their cereal bowl.
True!
TJBM loves chocolate marshmallow ice cream.
False, I don’t love it, but it is okay.
TJBM Wishes to travel in outer space before they die.
False, but that is my youngest son’s most fervent desire.
TJBM has lived with roommate before
True. I rented out my other bedroom to someone about 30 years ago for 6 months.
TJBM has at least one pest that they have to deal with occasionally.
Hmmm…. Do creditors count? ;)
TJBM has voted for a republican at some point in their life.
False. The farthest right that I’ve ever voted is Democrat.
TJBM tries not to hug or shake hands with someone who has a cold or some other contagious illness.
Not a germaphobe. I know I can’t really avoid a cold and anytime I’ve tried I usually end up getting it.
TJBM has worn braces at some point in their life.
True, but not on my teeth. I had braces for my lower legs when I was very young.
TJBM has tried vegemite.
False.
TJBM occasionally uses an online dictionary.
If so, which one(s)?
True. Although I don’t often wear them.
TJBM has read all of the Harry Potter books.
YEP…..Even had a few in advance or relese :)
TJBM would help a little old lady or man cross the street.
Yes I would. I would even help carry their groceries if they needed help with that too.
TJBM has rebuilt a computer on their own.
Nope. I know someone who probably has. He only charged me $40 (parts and labor) to replace a bad power supply and add two RAM chips.
TJBM personally knows a Canadian.
False, wish I did though, eh.
TJBM has an accent.
Of course I do! Everyone does. Mine is very mixed up and varies with whom I’ve been chatting with. I can do a funny US Midwestern, a bit of a British/Kiwi accent and an odd nordic one.
TJBM would like to tell us a secret.
True. I once participated in a naked crab walk competition.
TJBM gets a newspaper delivered to their home.
False. I read other people’s.
TJBM would like to know how someone would hear of and go about participating in a naked crab walk competition.
Surely would!
TJBM has been in a foul mood over the last few hours!
False. I’ve been rather chipper actually.
TJBM commonly uses big words when speaking to others.
Indubitably, unequivocally affirmative.
TJBM is dealing with some pain issues.
Yep.
TJBM does not watch sports on TV.
False. I left my sister’s house early one Thanksgiving so I wouldn’t miss my Denver Bronco’s game.
TJBM lives near railroad tracks.
True- they’re just above my house, which is under the railroad bridge. ;-)
TJBM can name a movie or a tune that mentions a train.
One of my all-time favorite videos features Jeff Beck and a song about a train to Jordan.
Throw mama from the train.
TJBM recently dyed his/her hair.
False
TJBM has green eyes
No, wish I had though.
TJBM speaks fluent Spanish or French.
False. Not fluent French, but, I know quite a bit.
TJBM has tried escargot, but, had a hard time getting it down.
Yikes, no way, I don’t even want to see it!
TJBM types very fast!
False. If I do, I’m terrible and make lots of typos.
TJBM loves the acceleration, when a plane takes off.
Nope, I prefer the deceleration that comes with a safe landing.
TJBM has had a pet crawl into bed with them.
No, it once hopped on and then jumped off again.
TJBM loves the Cocker Spaniel breed of dog.
True! Used to have a pretty brunette named Sammie.
The jelly below me will continue to eat food from Taco Bell despite the lawsuit.
No way! We have way better Latino restaurants in my city, so I haven’t been to a Taco Bell in at least five years. Believe me, I’ve never looked back once I had a homemade tamale and chile relleno! I love that stuff! :)
TJBM keeps the fortunes they get from fortune cookies in case they come true.
I do happen to have a few fortunes in my wallet. :)
TJBM uses their cellphone more than a landline.
No, the opposite.
TJBM hates being in an elevator!
False. I once shared an elevator with Barry Manilow in Las Vegas. true story Such fond memories! teehee
TJBM has a favorite bbq sauce and will buy no other.
No, not so stuck on my bbq sauce.
TJBM has some kind of nervous tic.
False, maybe once in a while my eye will twitch but that’s all.
TJBM feels the global revolution taking shape.
True. Though we most think they have seen the worst of this economic crisis, we ain’t seen nothin yet.
TJBM has some form of gold stored away.
False
TJBM loves hearing the joyful laughter of children.
True, especially when they’re being run over by a herd of puppies. :-D
TJBM wears their tiara backwards to show dat they’re down wit their homies.
Ya’ know it, gurlfraaand.
TJBM Is wondering ”What the fuck is wrong with that guy?”
False. I already know what’s wrong with that guy. Nothin’. :D
TJBM has been to a strip club. I haven’t. No one will take me!
True. I went with my husband and a few of his friends once. They paid for me to get a lap dance, twice. I’ll admit, it was a bit fun.
TJBM has jumped out of a cake.
Honey, they don’t make cakes that big!
TJBM has sexually fantasized about strangers on the train (or bus).
Duh, so true.
TJBM needs to pee really badly.
Not anymore
TJBM would love to live in the mountains someday
I patiently await for the Zombie Apocalypse.
TJBM is an (cue Chevy Chase voice) ignorant slut.
False. I’m not ignorant.
TJBM can play a mean cowbell.
Better believe it.
TJBM uses their imagination daily.
True I do.
TJBM has some cleaning to do this weekend.
Very much, so and loads of organising in my new house!
TJBM secretly loves Jacky Chan movies. i do, shhhh
False. It’s no secret ;)
TJBM is reluctant to try new foods.
No…I will try any food at least once and then again year after year (if the opportunity is there) to check that my taste buds haven’t changed…
TJBM would like to have a go on fairground ride today
True. What a lovely thought while I look out the window at snow flurries.:D
TJBM wears a lot of jewelry.
I rarely wear jewelry, but I do like it.
TJBM did not sleep well last night.
Very, very true.
TJBM doesn’t like going to the beach.
False, I love going to the beach!
TJBM has a smartphone.
Just got it. Droid 2 Global.
TJBM has LARGE feet.
Nah, I’d say average. Size 10.
TJBM sings in the shower.
True. And everywhere else in the house.
The jelly below me gets all their cleaning done in the morning, so they can fluther for the rest of the day.
False. I clean, fluther, clean, fluther, clean, fluther, clean all throughout the day.
TJBM has been to Lollapalooza at least 3 times.
False: never.
TJBM has a permanent scar on their body.
Several, one 16 inches long.
TJBM is listening to music while fluthering ( is that the right word? )
False. Any extra sound beyond someone else typing annoys my co-worker, so it’s quiet here.
TJBM has used at least two other question and answer sites.
True, I very briefly used Yahoo! Answers and I also use Stack Overflow and it’s other sister sites from time to time.
TJBM owns their own home.
False. We’re renting for the first time in 16 years and loving it. We just lost our house due to foreclosure.
TJBM wishes they could have a bite of my Little Debbie snack cake right now. I should be exercising instead of sitting on my butt fluthering and eating this crap, but what fun is that?
True, that sounds good. Maybe I’ll have to go to the store and buy some today…or not. I don’t feel like exerting effort today.
TJBM has done a happy Friday! dance before. I had an art teacher who would have the whole class get up and dance on Fridays, and then she would pass out candy. She was super cool.
True, I am right noADko33333333333w ve ! Oops, I fell on the keyboard.
TJBM loves when it storms.
I do I do I do!!! But we don’t get many here in the UK
TJBM is looking forward to a quiet Friday night in….
…my home watching a movie with the wife.
TJBM has plans for the weekend.
YES YES oh YES
TJBM is ready for a spot of tea.
False. I am ready for my 5th cup of coffee though.
TJBM feels very sluggish after eating Little Debbie snack cakes. ugh…haha
False, feeling great after my first Mtn Dew.
TJBM has a Wii.
Nope. We talk about getting one every once in a while, but it seems like a lot of money.
It’s snowing again outside TJBM’s house.
Not yet, but glad for more this weekend.
TJBM is watching the tele
True. Desperate Housewives is a good background for the studying I’m not doing.
TJBM will have a hot date this weekend.
False. The hottest it’s going to get is grocery shopping at Costco although my husband does constantly grope me in public but that doesn’t count as a hot date in my books
TJBM loves driving stick shifts.
Is there any other way to drive?
TJBM doesn’t like Jim Carrey, but doesn’t exactly know why.
no, no there really isn’t
I usually like Jim Carrey. He is campy and the days I need a laugh that doesn’t require much thinking.
TJBM has owned a red car.
False – I’ve never owned a car
TJBM feels like they have a fever.
False. In fact, I’m a little chilly.
TJBM recently discovered that they were right about something even though they didn’t want to be.
Nope.
TJBM apparently likes to be the Jelly below me.
True. I like being on the bottom.
TJBM likes hot cheetos!
False
TJBM has known a friend or family member who is/was addicted to drugs.
True, and I lost my mom to them in 2009.
TJBM is just relaxing today.
Yes, and I’m being a real lazy bones too.
tjbm hates when people write with no caps or punctuation
Hate it no punctuation cannot tell where once phrase starts and another ends you know what I mean
TJBM has a secret (food) craving.
@shego I am very sorry to hear that.
No food doesn’t hold that kind of sway over me.
TJBM is a neat freak.
False. I can only dream of being a neat freeaak.
TJBM became a new grandparent this week. TJ did.;-)
Congrats @AmWiser
@tranquilsea thanks, it is tough when that same person kept telling me not to do drugs.
False, TJ is too young to be a grandma (if I became a grandma 23 I’d love to know where my kid came from)
TJBM is happy with who they have become.
Yes, but not content. There’s so much more to do before I die.
TJBM likes to have their feet rubbed.
True!
TJBM plans on cuddlin’ under the covers ‘n stuff with their SO this weekend (I will :D)
False. TJ did not marry a cuddler. :(
TJBM has a video game from the 80’s or 90’s that they love and will tell us about.
Nope, I won’t be doing anyone that favor.
TJBM had an argument with his/her spouse over finances earlier.
No spouse, but I gave myself quite a talking-to
TJBM is craving Chinese food
What I crave is Thai food. Chinese food is great. Thai is better, any time, any day.
TJBM is new to Fluther, or has started a new account for some reason.
Not so new anymore :-( I have too much to do to have two or more accounts!
TJBM is a hockey fan.
That would not be this jelly. As far as I’m concerned, Puck is a character in Midsummer Night’s Dream.
TJBM hates spicy food.
False. The spicier the better. Making zesty/spicy tomato sauce for lasagna right this moment.
TJBM wishes Arrested Development hadn’t been canceled.
LOL, I had to look it up. I thought it was some kind of weird joke.
TJBM likes ethnic food of all sorts. Their idea of fun is to try new cuisine.
The farther away the better, have not had Eskimo but love all kinds.
TJBM has been on a Bullet Train.
False. I have yet to visit a country that has one.:(
TJBM wanted to answer the TJAM question:-)
Oh…My…Goodness…<<drowning in “activity for you”>> I haven’t been on Fluther in a week! This is record-breaking for me.
Since I haven’t been here for a week, I’m completely disconnected and have no idea what you’re talking about.
TJBM is snowberry!
Nope. Guess again.
TJBM hates jobs that require nametags.
False. I’m kind of indifferent to them. Although, I’ve never had a job like that, so I guess I can’t say for sure until that happens.
TJBM overslept this morning.
False. That’s the great thing about retirement and no kids:-)
TJBM should be in bed now.
True I have to get up early tomorrow.
TJBM knows how to make their own ringtones on iTunes.
Nope. Not so you’d notice.
TJBM was asleep, but something woke them up.
True.
TJBM has been spammed by a dating service.
Some days once an hour. LOL
TJBM has seen the “midnight Sun”
Yep. Every year for the past 8.
TJBM screams when they see spiders or mice.
False. It’s more like a ”BOURURUAUGH”
TJBM can’t pronounce that.
True. Huh?
The jelly below me balances their checkbook every day.
False.
TJBM is listening to music.
I was listening to Candy Dulfer’s cover of Bonnie Raitt’s, “I Can’t Make You Love Me”, but now I’m watching Spongebob.
TJBM doesn’t use a mouse pad.
True, I use a laptop.
TJBM would make a good model.
No, I’m too short. I modelled as a child though.
TJBM thinks it’s about time that Friends re-runs were put to rest.
YES! True. please stop the cuteness… it makes me barf.
TJBM thinks Lego should start producing a grown-up line of products.
um, I going with false on this one as you can make anything you want out of lego. I know because my 40 year old husband does.
TJBM is buried under a foot of snow (this Jelly is).
True! We got at least a foot last night.
TJBM played Wii today.
False, I lot my Wii access when my live-in ex-boyfriend moved out and took all his game systems with him. Darn. I do have my Nintendo DS and PS2, though!
TJBM has traveled to at least three other countries.
True. I think my total is 10 different countries.
TJBM loves to bake and cook
Uh, sorta true, sorta false. I don’t do it very often, but when I do do it, it’s very good!
TJBM gets lost a lot.
All. The. TIME. I have got to get a GPS.
TJBM has several children.
I think I qualify as having “a few” as in three of them. But I am one of many (six).
TJBM flosses their teeth religiously.
Um, I have tried multiple kinds of floss, and gave up after it kept getting caught in my teeth, and caused one tooth to crack resulting in a root canal. Now I blast ‘em with a Water Pik.
TJBM goes to church regularly.
Only because I’m forced to by my parents.
TJBM wonders what @Dutchess_III is doing.
False. I like it. Especially sweet hot mustard.
TJBM just discovered they can change the language on Facebook to Pirate and is getting a kick out of it. (I am. Easily amused. Arr!)
False, I have no idea how to do that.
TJBM loves tacos.
Well I’m gonna try it right now. Facebook here I come! I’ll eat ‘em, but they are not my first choice of food.
TJBM will be @Dutchess_III
Ummm! False. Dutchess must be running errands like I’ve been doing all day:D
TJBM has to catch a plane sometime this week. Where ya goin’?
False, I wish.
TJBM is has special plans for Valentines day
False.
TJBM, Hey, wanted to answer that!
Well I DID!!!
TJBM hates long fingernails.
True, they just snag on things and make everything way more irritating. I keep my nails super short, which makes my fingers look shorter, but I’m care more about practicality than looks in this case.
TJBM has made or is making a quilt.
False, but my mom has made several quilts.
TJBM knows someone in Egypt.
My ex son in law’s parents and a sibling. They are trapped in a hotel there right now. They just e-mailed us and said they feel “safe” because the hotel is surrounded by tanks. I think they were being facetious.
TJBM used to like to play in the mud, and under the right circumstances, still does.
True. I’d rather play in the mud than get my nails done.
TJBM still uses a film camera now and then.
False. I switched to digital in 2003 and never looked back.
TJBM had a meltdown at work this past week.
Kinda, I spoke my mind after a long silence but it didn’t get me anywhere.
TJBM has to go shopping today (groceries)
False, it’s sunday and I am lazy…
TJBM) has been to Amsterdam!
True – and loved it! I want to go back. My favorite things were Rembrandt’s house and the Troppenmuseum. And the Van Gogh museum and the best Chinese food I’ve ever had.
TJBM has too much to do today to be hanging out on Fluther, but is here anyway.
Kind of true…..I’m trying to do no Fluther on school days, though, so right now I’m trying to catch up.
TJBM has a dollar on their person at the moment.
True, my last dollar until Tuesday.
TJBM loves to volunteer their time to local shelters, hospitals, food kitchens
I do
True. Animal rescues and nursing homes
TJBM sees my current lurve score and thinks of “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure”
edit: well it was 6969 when I started this response
False. Lolwutu.
TJBM is thinking, ”‘lolwutu’?”
Nope. Have no clue.
TJBM is on a diet, trying to GAIN weight.
False.
TJBM loves movies that have many explosions.
False, I like arthouse films
TJBM feels lonely
Sure, lots of times, but not right now.
TJBM has a dog or cat on their lap.
Sure, lots of times, but not right now.
TJBM loves Nutella.
Sure, lots of times, but not right now.
TJBM is going to the bathroom.
LOL! Sure, lots of times, but not right now.
TJBM does not watch much TV.
I watch TV on my laptop, does that count?
TJBM feels happy when he paid his bills, and unhappy when he does/cannot.
Sure! I consider it a privilege to pay my debts (would like to pay ‘em off completely).
TJBM trips over dog toys every time they turn around. I do. I put ‘em in her basket, and she pulls them out, plays with them for 5 minutes and jumps in my lap. Dog toys have become our decor.
You just described my home! I’ve lost count of the amount of balls my dogs have between them!!!
TJBM likes the idea of living in a lighthouse. I do!
great thought. might be hard to sleep, but the view is great.
TJBM is not a morning person
Very true. Thank heaven for coffee!
TJBM would like to have another pet.
I’d like to have A pet, but hubby is allergic to anything cute and fuzzy, so he’s my cute and fuzzy.
TJBM likes using antibacterial soap.
Not a big fan.
TJBM will be iced by the coming storm.
Hope not. But you never know.
TJBM hates to get flamed. Who does?
good to hear about your thinking on soap. i agree
True, getting flamed sucks, especially by some of the more vicious people.
The jelly below me is just now catching up on fluther after being gone all weekend.
True! I don’t visit Fluther much during the weekends and often have to catch up on Mondays.
TJBM has a crush on Dr. J.
Who’s Dr. J?
TJBM keeps forgetting to check this…
False, I keep checking THIS….
TJBM Has a school reunion coming up soon.
If you consider 2 years “soon”.
TJBM currently serves or has previously served in the military.
True, I served in the US Navy during the Vietnam War.
USN, never again!
TJBM knows what shades are and wears them when they drive on a sunny day.
True, but only when I’m wearing contacts. I don’t do those hideous clip-ons.
TJBM has made at least one prank call before.
True- When I was 13, I once pranked half our local phonebook at 3am (we didn’t have caller ID yet), with a seemingly “recorded speech” about feeding your pets Science Diet and how it was proven to be “beneficial for the health of your pet’s urinary tract.” Most ppl actually listened to the call; it was hilarious.
The jelly below me has fed their pet Science Diet food at some point.
False, too expensive.
TJBM once moved out of his or her state for a new job.
Sure did. A few times.
TJBM is looking forward to a the next few days of severe weather.
“looking forward to” is not exactly the phrase I had in mind.
TJBM loves spending a day alone in an art museum.
I would love that. I usually have kids in tow because I can’t go without them (they have to get culture too).
TJBM has been bitten by a dog.
True that’s one reason why im not a big fan of poodles
they’re evil
TJBM has done their own renovations on their house.
True…some of them.
you’d love my poodle he’s never bitten anyone and he’s around tons of people
TJBM would go on a polar bear swim
Not a chance in hell.
TJBM likes walnuts in their chocolate chip cookies and brownies.
True.
TJBM would go on a dolphin swim.
False, I know dolphins are technically mammals, but I’m sure they’re slimy like fish, and that’s not going to happen.
TJBM has a wine cooler in their house
False, unless you count my refrigerator.
The jelly below me wants to watch me spank Vunnessuh with a spatula visit the moon.
WWFC would you really, with a spatula, Go to the moon.
TJBM has a collection of coins.
True.
TJBM has seen a Buffalo nickel in person.
I could spank Vunessuh with a spatula ON the moon…
True! I actually own one. Do not doubt my coin collecting prowess!
TJBM prefers 2D animated movies to 3D.
True
TJBM has met a celebrity at some point in time during their life.
I’ve been living in Los Angeles for about 56 years, so I’ve met a few.
I have one pic of me posing with Mariska Hargitay’s late mom.
TJBM can name a celebrity that they would avoid or give some serious eye rolling.
True. Fuck Dane Cook. He is not funny and needs to know that yelling =/= jokes.
TJBM likes Dane Cook’s comedy.
true…
TJBM knows what bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
Hmmmm, Hmmmmm-
They all are a product of this century. That is my final answer.
TJBM is hoping they get to stay home from work/school tomorrow due to the weather.
@snowberry This century is only 11 years old… Or 10 if you wanna be a dick about it.
Aw poop! I forgot it wasn’t 1900’s. I’m old school. Meant to say all created in the 1900’s.
This jelly wants to get this discussion back onto the TJBM train.
TJBM Agrees.
Sure.
TJBM wants to discuss the TJBM thread on a train.
True.
TJBM JUST GOT PWNED (I answered while she was making a response already. :P)
Had to look it up. Wickipedia says something about it being on the World of Warcraft, and it being a misspelling of the world “owned”. I don’t really understand it.
TJBM says this is the last post before bedtime.
False but close.
TJBM has gotten a surprise in the mail in the last week.
False. That would make my day, though!
TJBM is looking forward to tomorrow. TJ is. I’m not quite sure why. I get to see some pretty amazing people, though. Oh, and then again – it’ll be the first day of February! That’s always an encouraging day.
True
TJBM has had their tongue stuck on cold metal before.
I have I didn’t believe it was possible. I was 7 so it was totally ok for me not to believe
Not that I can recall, but my son did it and got his tongue off himself, came home to tell the tale. Silly kid.
TJBM is wondering if they should have a Super Bowl Party. tj is. go pack go!
My initial response was going to be yes! However, thinking about it…I don’t think the Super Bowl is what I thought it was… bowling…? Hmmmm maybe not…after a quick google… no it wasn’t what I was thinking! :-/
TJBM needs a good rough and tumble!
YES, YES, oh YES thank you for asking
TJBM need to hit the market before the snow gets too deep
No snow here… just sunshine ;-)
TJBM deserves a pampering day…no scrap that…a pampering week
YES, yes and yes thank you for asking
TJBM has given up eating meat now, (or at least for some part of their life).
False. We just stocked the deep freeze with half a cow. Nothing like eating meat that was just butchered a week ago. We’re getting a whole hog soon too. Best bacon evah!
TJBM is getting tired of hearing about the blizzard. Not me! I’m one that can’t quit talking about it.
False, it’s forecasted to be high 60’s tomorrow here. I’m in eastern North Carolina.
TJBM has traveled to over 12,000 feet ( 3700 meters ) in a car or truck.
nope. but on foot I have. i love the pending storm, cant wait
TJBM is craving odd foods now due to this thread odd food combinations
False, just got through an omelet with hot Italian sausage and cheddar cheese.
TJBM can play more than three instruments, not at one time though.
Of course I can play more than three instruments! I can play any instrument ever invented! Truly, darling, you must be more specific at times!
TJBM is off for a SNOWDAY!!!!! YAY!!!!
False, Sunny now and forty-five F.
TJBM can play more than three MUSICAL instruments. you’re right @Dutchess_III I need to be more specific.
Yes, I can play more than three MUSICAL instruments! I can play any musical instrument ever invented! heh! Try ‘gain!
TJBM sometimes wishes he or she could just sleep allllll day without feeling guilty.
False, got places to go, things to do and people to see.
TJBM can play the theremin.
Sure I can the theremin! What is it?
TJBM has places to go, things to do and people to see, and wants us to hear the specifics.
True, have to go to the kitchen, make bowl of meatballs and tomato sauce, to take to a potluck tonight and meet alot of people.
TJBM also wants to know what a theremin is?
Theremin ther·e·min: a musical instrument with electronic tone generation, the pitch and tone volume being controlled by the distance between the player’s hands and two metal rods serving as antennas.
TJBM can play that!
Partially true- I can hear a theremin at 0:25 when I play this video. ;-)
TJBM knows what an antara is.
It’s a little bitty galaxy in our universe? A tiara for an ant? What Tara looked like after they burned it (Gone With The Wind, kids)….No?
TJBM is going to tell me what an antara is…..
It is a kind of instrument of pipes, made out of cane? Or a car… I suspect you’re referring to the former
TJBM should be working!!!
So true. And yet, here I fluther…
TJBM struggled to learn how to make their posts do _this_and this when they started Fluthering.
Somewhat true- I struggled to remember them when I started Fluthering, but I didn’t struggle to follow the style guides because I’ve been posting at similar sites for about 9 years.
TJBM knows how to make their text with this font.
I do not know how to do that :-(
TJBM is being mischievous and is going to reveal how
True. Type the @ character, type your text, and close with the @ character.
Don’t use any space between the @ characters and the characters adjacent to them.
I like it because it distinguishes between an upper case I, and a lower case l, whereas the standard Fluther text doesn’t.
TJBM uses a moisturizer after they shower or wash.
I do NOT. I just use soap.
TJBM is also on other answer sites.
<small>@Brian1946 you didn’t reveal how!</small> :-)
…but you can’t do it small!
I’ve made accounts on Formspring, Vark, etc. to see how they worked as a little Fluther research project. They all sucked.
A lot.
TJBM saw me fail with formatting about 10 seconds ago.
I did. But you are not alone Padowin!
TJBM gets really REALLY frustrated with her internet accounts changing their stuff all the time so he or she can’t just log in anymore with out going through 2 hours of absolute frustration.
Nope. I’m pretty organized. and…I’m a “he”
TJBM is dying for a good pizza with extra cheese.
Oh, I so am. Papa John’s “John’s favorite pizza”, with 6 cheeses and pepperoni, well-done. YUM.
TJBM is a fantastic cook. Not me. :(
I wouldn’t say “fantastic”, but I do like to create my own recipes sometimes. All but one have been tasty.
The jelly below me follows a recipe every time they cook.
False-o-rama. Recipes are for guidance and suggestions. Although I will follow one the first time with a new dish. After that, it’s all me.
TJBM likes to eat their canned tuna with green peppers.
I love green peppers, but I’ve never tried them with tuna. I usually add onions, tomatoes, and dill relish, but if someone added gp’s, I sure would give it at least a trial bite.
TJBM can explain the difference between a trial bite and a trilobite.
False but it sounds delicious.
TJBM likes Indie games.
@Brian1946 – I just make the tuna with mayo and then use the peppers to scoop it up. Like a healthy Frito.
Don’t know because I don’t know what an indie game is
What is an indie game?
TJBM knows what an indie game is.
Haha, I work at Gamestop. We have commercials EVERY YEAR about the INDIE GAME CHALLENGE!!! So…if that’s an example, then yes.
TJBM watches more british shows than american.
True. I don’t usually watch a US series until at least one full season is on Netflix. currently on a Desperate Housewives kick
TJBM dislikes Walmart in principle but is occasionally grateful for its existence.
Actually I feel about the same regarding Walmart and K-Mart.
TJBM has been rummaging in the fridge for something to eat. What’‘cha havin’?
False. I feel like I have a tummy bug and too nauseous to eat anything. (Little man puked last night so we’re both home sick today)
TJBM would rather go for a walk than do aerobics at a gym.
True, although I usually just do aerobics at home.
TJBM knows the difference between a trial bite and a trilobite.
False but it sounds delicious.
TJBM likes Hindi names.
True exotic but classy
TJBM is under a deep freeze warning it’s -15 (f) right now, not including the windchill
False. We are under a blizzard warning though. Wind chill is -10 (f)
TJBM has been awake all night and can’t fall asleep.
True, but then again, I did sleep all day. ;)
TJBM has an interesting collection.
True, we have blown glass vases and bowls. Larger vases up to 20 inches high and bowls 16 inches there are 20 of them.
TJBM just woke up.
Nope.
TJBM is having breakfast while they fluther.
True! I just finished a Kashi bar.
TJBM is having a pleasant day.
So far it has been quite pleasant.
TJBM will catch up with a friend they don’t see often today.
Oh, cool! I wonder who it would be? LOL!
TJBM is not able to whistle, but wants to.
False. :-)
TJBM will gladly follow this thread to Part 8
NOT Just kidding ;<)
TJBM will see me at Part 8
FALSE MOTHERFUCKER. VIVE LA RESISTANCE!!12!!@ONE!ELEVEN!!!1112311
TJBM has had enough of that crap. * TJBM gets out his/her knuckle-rapping stick *
True!
TJBM has a jack-russell terrier.
False. I have a Maltese-Havanese mix.
TJBM wishes they could dance naked in the rain.
Nope, I can
TJBM has danced naked in the rain before?
what the??? How’d this get back to part 7?
False, I only watch women dance naked in the rain.
TJBM is rocking the part 7.
Eh, I wish we could move on, but the trail petered out….
TJBM eats lots of nuts
on occassion.
TJBM is followed by nuts
Aaack! This whole site is full of nuts!
TBMJ is a bottle blonde.
Oh fine, this thread loads faster than part 21 anyway
False. I’ll admit to bottle red.
TJBM wants someone to go out and play with.
Yeah, I could take that!
TJBM pays someone to do their laundry for them, or knows someone who does.
no and yes
TJBM is nostalgic
Sometimes. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
TJBM wants to ride a zipline over a jungle canopy
Sure!
TJBM will congratulate @snowberry for approaching 10,000 lurve. Yaaay!
Awesome @snowberry – race ya there!
TJBM has jumped from a plane before
Nope, but I’d consider it. TBMJ will tell us how @blueiiznh got his name, or maybe what it means. I’ve always wondered. Extra lurve if @blueiiznh answers himself.
I simply can’t as I’ve been sworn to secrecy…
TJBM might tell though…
Nope. Still asking @blueiiznh? Where are you when we need you?
TJBM is full of energy today.
No, actually I’m pretty tired.
TJBM knows someone who has perfect pitch, or they have it themselves.
yes it do
TJBM knows where @blueiiznh got his name
I do :-)
TJBM had an awesome weekend…
Yes I did :)
Spent it camping in the woods with family.
TJBM loves hiking.
So True….
TJBM has recently chopped firewood
yes I have :-) but not for my fire unfortunately because I don’t have one…
TJBM is going to post a little poem that they wrote…here:
True
There will be a moment, a place in time
where our breaths will be side by side,
our hearts full, our minds noisy,
but we will find that state of grace.
Loving myself has taught me how to find you again.
It has taught me to care for you more deeply.
Once together, our lives will meld again and our love will blend.
For within this wait, these very anticipated moments, we have learned to know our self again.
We will return to our childlike wonderment and release the creativity in our true spirit.
Like a child, be free of the noise in our mind…be free.
We will bring the long forgotten innocent and uninhibited parts back into our lives with each other,
We will play together as we once had done, found in that very moment we seek.
And I will know you,
forevermore.
TJBM has published a novel before
Unfortunately, no I haven’t.
TJBM loves Jack Russell terriers :)
True, I love all dogs
TJBM is a cat person
not really… I’m allergic :(
TJBM loves mac and cheese.
yes
TJBM & TJAM did a bad thing
I’m trying not to judge myself too much but possibly…
TJBM is getting excited about Christmas
yes especially for a little one.
tjbm still believes in Santa
Yeppers.
tjbm believes in magic
yepper-doodle
tjbm believes in ghosts
Trudle-doodle If I ever saw one, I’d prolly pee my pants! ; )
tjbm believes in karma
True, I do.
TJBM is preparing for the holidays.
True, I am! Are you? ; )
tjbm will tell us their all time totally favorite Christmas song
“Little Donkey…little donkey…on a dusty road…”
TJBM is looking forward to Turkey, stuffing and cranberry sauce sandwiches…
False. We have a soup bar with all kinds of cookies, candies and junk food ; )
And soups!
tjbm has a romantic, intimate Christmas planned
noppers
tjbm has decorated for Christmas
yuppers. Relaxin in the dark with just the lights of the tree on.
a pesonal fav of mine
tjbm likes to relax in low lighting
true, i am now
tjbm prefers candle light to low lighting
true… but the christmas lights sure are pretty
tjbm is listening to soft music
no…I’m doing some serious essay writing…well…kinda…
TJBM is thinking of giving someone a big surprise
always…..
tjbm is waiting for tjam’ surprise
absolutely!
TJBM has big plans for next year
big…hmm nah…its not about size, but quality
TJBM has a favorite number
Yup, it’s 2 ;)
tjbm has a favorite vegetable
True, broccoli
TJBM has a favorite juice
true, fresh squeezed
TJBM has a favorite favorite
True true it’s you! ; )
tjbm has a favorite flower
True True
TJBM has a favorite flavour
True, it’s grape (and cherry).
tjbm has the sneezies
nada….oopsies, i did earlier
tjbm has a company christmas party to go to
In March?? Nope!
tjbm loves to eat smoked oysters out of the can.
nope, prefer smoking cans and eating oysters
TJBM is the TJBM
Umm… I hope so :D
TJBM has never left their country of residence.
false.
tjbm is a resident of the country they currently reside
I’m pretty sure :D
TJBM adores jelly beans.
absolutely!! but they hurt my teeth (or rather…gums) :-(
TJBM has had a very productive Monday
Nope…I had off work for a US Holiday and lazed around!
TJBM owns an octopus
um… false. they are slimy n icky
tjbm had a salted nutroll for lunch
Umm… false. TJBM can fold origami cranes.
false. why would i wanna fold a crane? that’s just silly ; )
tjbm is a silly willy
“Twirl around Piglet,
Step lightly Pooh,
This silly ol’ dance is perfect for two.” ~winnie the pooh
TJBM likes Fluffer-Nutter Sandwiches
Errr,,,what exactly is said food?
@nebuie marshmallow fluff and peanut butter.
Dunno, never had one. Sounds too sweet for my teeth, tho
tjbm loves cherry sours
Haven’t heard of them either but anything with cherry in it is a winner for me ads they are one of my favourite fruits x
TJBM loves a good peach
Yes, Moving to the country, going to eat me alot of peaches.
tjbm enjoys peach fuzz
Peach fuzz is great! So soft :)
tjbm plays the piano
True
Tjbm plays with their peach fuzz
Well that’s a little personal dunctha think? LoL
True but it completely depends on my mood and the peach.
tjbm had birthday cake for breakfast. NOM! NOM!
Not my birthday or anyone I know today :-( Birthday cake for breakfast sounds wonderful though
TJBM is ready for the holidays…
ready yes. Birthday cake yes!
tjbm love the number 7
Number 7 is a favorite. I do know someone who will celebrate a birthday soon…..
TJBM likes to play in the snow.
True!!! <pops @Daisygurl with a snowball> My favorite snow play is sledding! I love hitting the mo-hos, flying up in the air and pluncking back down… full speed ahead!
tjbm loves to go sledding tooooooo!!
Yes, sledding is fun. Wheee!
TJBM will have a white christmas.
true! we are suppose to get 6” – 8”+!! i hope it will last till christmas
tjbm sets out cookies n milk for santa
I set them out for Santa always
tjbm puts carrots outside for reindeer…..
False. Am I suppose to? I do for the easter bunny…
Maybe that’s why the reindeer poop in my yard : (
tjbm has a pooper scooper and would just love to come scoop the reindeer poop outta my yard
flying reindeer are magical creatures and only take dumps over dumps
tjbm is counting down to santa
Yuppers. Counted down and now I’m ready for the new year.
tjbm has something exciting happening in 2013
No plans made yet, but i’m wanting/hoping to be able to celebrate the new year with someone very special and dear to me. I wanna start 2013 with positive, happy thoughts and feelings.
Tjbm wants to enjoy some hot cocoa with whip cream on top.
true, but after I shovel
tjbm enjoys other things with their hot cocoa and whipped cream
Yes this jelly does! This jelly would love to jump in a vat of hot cocoa right now.
Tjbm has thought about some new yrs resolutions.
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