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(NSFW) Can you get sick from tossing the salad?

Asked by Deja_vu (4157points) January 31st, 2011

Sorry jellies, this is just a question I have to ask.
My main concern is E. coli poisoning amongst others. How safe is it, and what are some of the risks? It’s alarming to me because it seems to be a subject that is never discussed. As wild as I can get in the bedroom I just can’t go there. I’ve had my salad tossed lol, but never done the favor.
Can you get sick from tossing the salad?

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XOIIO's avatar

looked this up… eeeeewww

I think only if that person has E-Coli. It makes sense because you get E-Coli from eating bird crap

Deja_vu's avatar

Come on, this is a serious question.
@XOIIO All people have E. coli in their bodies. That’s one of the bacterias that brakes down the poop. A good percentage of human crap is E.coli.

XOIIO's avatar

@Deja I mean the higher amount that people have when they are affected by e-colu. I believe when the other person is ill you could more easily catch it.

coffeenut's avatar

People who engage in this activity make sure they(and partner) are very clean before they start… ie: enimas and Showers(extra scrubbing) and such…

So catching anything from these activity is low.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

OK I’ll ask. What exactly is tossing the salad? And if it’s what I’m thinking, E coli would be a concern, and I’ve had it, you don’t want it.

LuckyGuy's avatar

No scientific answer for you but this does remind me of a joke. (This is social after all.)

Why is an * like a 9V battery?
You know you shouldn’t, but, sooner or later, you’re going to put your tongue on it.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Went and looked. The E coli that’s really nasty is just one strain. If the person had it they probably aren’t interested in much of anything along these lines, so don’t worry about it too much.

Cruiser's avatar

Wash your salad before you eat it is all. ;)

ucme's avatar

Only in the Waldorf, they’re so expensive!

TooBlue's avatar

I’ve never heard of “tossing the salad” in reference to a sexual act before :/ I thought this was about actual salad and using your hands to toss it, making you get sick haha.

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Just looked it up…how the hell does that relate to tossing salad? Weird…

Thammuz's avatar

Take a crap, enema and then wash and you should be good.

I’m no expert, but considering pornstars do it fairly often and the porn industry has necessarily demanding health standards i think it is possible to do it and get away with your health still intact.

glenjamin's avatar

“Do you prefer jelly or syrup? I prefer syrup” chris rock

JK I think it’s gross personally so have no desire to do it, but naturally I would be inclined to think there is some risk involved since it isn’t the cleanest of practices. That said, our bodies can handle a certain amount of e.coli before poisoning occurs, and since you’re not eating feces you should be good. Just make sure its clean first, I wouldn’t go to town on some swampass or something lol

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

As long as there are anchovies on said salad everything should be fine. Anchovies will kill anything. How you’ll get them to stay on said salad is another thing altogether…

Also, one would have to deal with an anchovy smelling ass for a few days…

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

I guess if you wash directly beforehand, it would help keep you from getting anal bacteria in your mouth, but still… you know what comes out of that area, why would you want to lick it?

When I imagine tossing someone’s salad, all I can think about is them reading a book on the toilet while they evacuate their intestines. Put my mouth on it? No thanks.

Deja_vu's avatar

Cleanliness is a no brainer. I was just curious what risks there was. geez. I don’t think I could ever go there. I think it’s gross.

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