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Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me______ Part 8!

Asked by AmWiser (14947points) February 2nd, 2011

The game rules are:

Respond to the question/statement from the poster above.
Ex: I might make the statement:
The Jelly below me drinks 10 cups of coffee daily

The response might be:
False! I hate coffee or,
True!

Then they might state:
The Jelly below me has blond hair.

There are no right or wrong answers, so be as creative as your heart desires.

Thanks to the Mods, we can continue this thread weekly until…. Happily, this is becoming the Never Ending TJBM Game. Hopefully all most Jellies will join in.

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475 Answers

AmWiser's avatar

The Jelly Below Me (TJMB) really miss Fluther when they are on vacation. TJ does. I’ll be home on the 14th. WooHoo!

partyparty's avatar

So very true can’t wait to check the Q&A when I return home
TJBM is looking forward to warmer weather

Tropical_Willie's avatar

TRUE TRUE .. . . . .TRUE

TJBM was last on the dance floor more than one year ago.

bunnygrl's avatar

true….. far more than a year…..actually I think it’s been something like 15 or 16 years, how sad is that? Maybe in my next life I’ll dance more….

The jelly below me is still an X Files fan…...

Jude's avatar

Nope. Watch the show maybe, once.

TJBM has given someone a lapdance.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Uhhhhh….true.—It wasn’t a paying job,though.XD
TJBM doesn’t panic over predicitions of inclement weather. ;)

Foolaholic's avatar

Hah! I barely even look at the forecast before I leave the house most days.

TJBM Is a fan of modern architecture

WasCy's avatar

False. I barely even know what qualifies.
TJBM was going to stay home today because of the weather, but didn’t.

Summum's avatar

Not because of the weather but because of the pain I have daily but I got up and come to work anyway.

TJBM Has seen a UFO.

snowberry's avatar

Well I don’t know what it was, but it’s nothing anyone I have talked to has ever heard of. I lived in a mountainous area, and it was dusk. I saw a bright orange disk or circle shape (it’s been decades so I don’t remember exactly) moving along a ridge line up a mountainside. It was not silhouetted against the skyline, and there was no helicopter etc. to make such a sight.

TJBM knows sign language for the deaf.

sleepdoc's avatar

NO

TJBM stayed home from work cause of weather

Lightlyseared's avatar

I can never get away with that. I only live about 10 minutes walk from work so even if there’s 10 feet of snow I have to get in.

TJBM is an will donate their organs after they die so others have a chance to live.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Should I pwn Lightlyseared?? Nah!

Lightlyseared's avatar

@Dutchess_III you can pwn me all you like x

Dutchess_III's avatar

Well, I will, for what they may be worth. I don’t need ‘em. GO AWAY @Lightlyseared

TJBM loves to play Leap Frog…damn. Missed!

bunnygrl's avatar

False, my cane would get in the way, oooooo I’d like to though…...

TJBM loves the feel of sand between their toes…..

Aesthetic_Mess's avatar

False, I hate the beach

TJBM loves winter and snow.

jazmina88's avatar

I love winter and snow…..KY has not gotten much mess, I want more.

TJBM eats canned spinach like Popeye.

Dutchess_III's avatar

YOU HATE THE BEACH @Aesthetic_Mess??? WHUT IS WRONG WITH YOU??!!!

snowberry's avatar

Nope. Cooking spinach makes the iron unavailable to the human digestive tract. I’m not fond of cooked spinach, and see no point. I’d play Popeye with fresh spinach.

TJBM likes to watch Animal Planet, and is a fan of Myth Busters.

Aesthetic_Mess's avatar

@Dutchess_III Yup, that’s often the response I get from most people….but I’m not the only one

OpryLeigh's avatar

I love Animal Planet but have never watched Myth Busters.

TJBM loves the song The Living Years by Mike and the Mechanics.

shego's avatar

Never heard it.

TJBM knows to keep a small stream of water running to prevent the pipes from blowing up during cold cold weather.

sleepdoc's avatar

This jelly wishes he had

TJBM wore long underwear today

shego's avatar

False, I am at home staying nice and warm in bed.

TJBM is doing the same, staying nice and warm in bed.

partyparty's avatar

False. I have been for a long walk on the moors with my dogs I’m shattered now!
TJBM Has already planned what to have for dinner tonight

Mat74UK's avatar

False already had it.
TJBM likes Marmite/Vegemite?

blueiiznh's avatar

never had it
TJBM is enjoying a fun snow day

shego's avatar

False, there is no snow day, it’s a cold day that has closed most schools

TJBM has is going to the gym today

Dutchess_III's avatar

No gym for me! The closest thing to a gym for me is getting up out of my nice warm bed today.

TJBM would feel utterly guilty about staying in bed all day. Even the that’s what they’d really rather be doing right now!

Blueroses's avatar

Not even a smidgen of guilt. I have my laptop, phone, dogs and Netflix in bed on a freezing day.

TJBM thinks it would be really cathartic to give some particular person a good, hard slap upside the head.

Facade's avatar

True!
TJBM did something they shouldn’t have today.

sleepdoc's avatar

True… but is true almost every day

TJBM can’t believe it isn’t Friday yet

Dutchess_III's avatar

Shoot man. Won’t mean much when it does come because I’ll have only worked two days at that point!

TJBM is going to make up a weekday name for that thing that we all do where it’s, like, a Wednesday but “It’s felt like a Friday all day!”

picante's avatar

That term is “dysdiemation.”

TJBM can’t remember the last time he/she visited an art museum.

Blueroses's avatar

I visit the art museum at least once a month. (We have free Tuesdays)

TJBM likes art “appreciation” much better than art “criticism”

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Oh yes and music appreciation too.
TJBM could kick himself/herself over something!

Supacase's avatar

Yes, over many things.
TJBM has cried in the last week.

Summum's avatar

Yes this last weekend I saw many transformed and open to creating a new life for themselves.
TJBM Stubbed his/her toe this last month.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Not that I remember!

TJBM has had a dream about their dream home.

VS's avatar

No, but I did dream about dead kittens and an albino in a yellow Fedora and a red sports coat. (reminder to self: cut back on the colds meds tonight)

TJBM is addicted to American Idol (just like me!)

reijinni's avatar

False, never liked the show and can’t wait for it to be canceled.
TJBM likes Conan.

Fred931's avatar

Who?

TJBM thought this was funny.

WasCy's avatar

Hells yes. And I could be the star of that clip one of these days.

TJBM also appears above me at least four times in this thread.

Dutchess_III's avatar

True dat! But I go back to work tomorrow so you won’t see me so much.

TJBM thinks cell phones are a waste of good money.

Joker94's avatar

Absolutely! But I can’t function without one anymore :/
TJBM heard one of their favorite songs on the radio today.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Yes I did! I love it for a very special reason
TJBM didn’t get any snow :)

jonsblond's avatar

False. Got 18 inches with 4 ft snow drifts. Tomorrow’s the 3rd snow day in a row for the kids.

TJBM is drinking a beer.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Not tonight, wine Virginia grapes crushed and bottled in North Carolina.

TJBM has a truck,

kenmc's avatar

False, I have a kinda shitty car that I am madly in love with.

TJBM got more snow than @jonsblond today (I think we did… I know our drifts were above 5 feet)

Blueroses's avatar

False. Not much fall but it is cold enough that the dog’s pee freezes on contact with the patio.

TJBM thinks there’s a market for “hot vanilla” since hot chocolate is so popular

ducky_dnl's avatar

False.
TJBM is a girl

shego's avatar

True

TJBM knows that car batteries can freeze.
I didn’t know they could until it happened to my dads

jonsblond's avatar

True. When you have one car, you do whatever you can to keep it running.

TJBM watches The Weather Channel at least once a day. (We do. When you work outside, you need to know what’s coming.)

Coloma's avatar

False.

I look up my weather on wunderground or glance at my home page.

TJBM has blue eyes.

jonsblond's avatar

False. They are green.

TJBM was once fooled by birthday cake candles that wouldn’t burn out.

shniernan's avatar

No, but my Great Aunt once was. Which is harsh considering her age and lung state. What’s worse is that it was unintentional. The person who put the candles in thought they were normal candles. My family is full of fail. *Facepalm

TJBM wishes they could be with someone on the other side of their country right now.

jazmina88's avatar

Definitely….in the mood for some california Love with just about anybody!!

TJBM loves Snoop Dogg!!

shego's avatar

False. If you said Snoopy, then true

TJBM loves Woodstock (Snoopy’s little yellow bird friend)

Foolaholic's avatar

Woodstock is a rockin’ dude, although I’d have to say my favorite is Linus.

TJBM isn’t afraid to get a little muddy.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

I am not afraid to get muddy at all! Just thinking about it makes me giggle! XD
TJBM has a family member in the military.

OpryLeigh's avatar

Yep

TJBM has seen Avenue Q

Mat74UK's avatar

False never heard of it (is that a good thing?)
TJBM can’t wait for the weekend to arrive?

cookieman's avatar

False. I work weekends makes no difference to me.

TJBM adores Dunkin Donuts

Coloma's avatar

False.

I havn’t had a donut in probably 10 years, maybe longer, I honestly can’t remember the last time, the closet I have come to donuts is a cinnamon roll. lol

TJBM likes doing yard work.

cookieman's avatar

False. I despise yard work. I’ve seriously considered paving my yard.

TJBM suffers from lower back pain.

Coloma's avatar

False. Mine is upper back and neck and shoulders, where all my tension and slouchy posture goes. lol

TJBM is enjoying spring like weather.

shniernan's avatar

Maybe…? If 40mph winds and 50 degree weather count for spring then yes…? It’s normally sunny and 90 degrees out.

(@jazmina88 thar’s so funny because I’m in california wanting to be on the other side right now…? twilight zone music plays)

TJBM is putting off their essay due in two hours… D:

erichw1504's avatar

False. Not taking any classes right now.

TJBM is going to have a busy day today.

Coloma's avatar

True.

Picking up my daughter at noon for a major girl day, shopping, etc.

Fun, fun, fun!

TJBM needs a haircut.

erichw1504's avatar

False. Just got mine cut last week.

TJBM recently went swimming.

Coloma's avatar

Kinda. I float in my hot tub. lol

TJBM buys lots of beauty products.

Mat74UK's avatar

False I’m still not in touch with my feminine side
TJBM has never been in trouble with the law.

erichw1504's avatar

Does a speeding ticket count?

TJBM has been craving for a donut all day.

shego's avatar

False

TJBM has adopted an animal from a shelter

erichw1504's avatar

True. My orange kitty named Clyde.

TJBM has exercised today.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Not

That reminds me of “The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck!” ~Author Unknown

TJBM lives less than three miles from their city center

erichw1504's avatar

Well, I live on a pretty small Air Force base, so that’s probably true.

TJBM usually drives at least one mile per hour over the speed limit.

reijinni's avatar

@cprevite, have you consider replacing your yard with rocks, sand and fake grass instead of paving it?

Coloma's avatar

True. At LEAST. I’m a bit of a Mario Andretti in drag. I know my car well, it’s fast, it handles well and it’s very forgiving. ;-)

TJBM recycles their DVD’s at Dimple records. Woo hoo, I have 50 DVD’s to trade in today.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

I’ve never heard of Dimple Records.

The jelly below me is ecstatic to see Coloma is back!

erichw1504's avatar

False, she smells. ~

TJBM once ate a bug… on purpose.

Coloma's avatar

False.
Only forcefully, as in riding my bike at 30 mph and hitting a swarm that is propelled into my mouth.

@erichw1504 What do I smell LIKE? lol

TJBM has Fred Flintstone feet.

shego's avatar

False
Since we’re talking about feet,
TJBM has or knows somebody who has hobbit feet.

snowberry's avatar

Nope. But I bet if I looked I could find some at a costume shop.

TJBM has a big nose.

Coloma's avatar

False. Average size, but, has a bump from being broken by a horse slamming it’s head into my face.

TJBM is thinking of what to have for dinner tonight.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Correct, looks like big salad will find out later.

TJBM is really – really – REALLY glad to see @Coloma back.

Lightlyseared's avatar

Oh I AM!!!!! Hi @Coloma

TJBM thinks it’s odd that I spent the morning fixing a hole in someones stomach with a tube of superglue.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Not I have done dolly repair before.

TJBM will carry-on while I’m out getting salad stuff. ^ ^ ^

Foolaholic's avatar

That depends, are you still out getting salad stuff?

TJBM is getting sick of snow

Coloma's avatar

False. We have had 2 weeks of ‘spring’ over this way, I don’t want to put my sandles away yet. I’m a sunshine kinda girl.

TJBM has been to Sedona Arizona.

erichw1504's avatar

False, the farthest West I have been is St. Louis.

TJBM has driven a hybrid car before.

snowberry's avatar

False. My daughter had one, and my next door neighbor still does.

TJBM thinks anything east of Denver is “Back East” I do.

snowberry's avatar

And I have driven both.

Brian1946's avatar

Close: for me that longitudinal dividing line is near St. Louis, MO and/or the Mississippi.

TJBM knows what determines whether the letters of a radio or TV station start with “W” or “K”.

blueiiznh's avatar

yep…look left and right while on the mississippi
TJBM needs some sleep

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Nooo,why try something new? XD
TJBM owns a sled

Brian1946's avatar

Nope- the one in my avatar is a rental.

TJBM has worn crampons.

snowberry's avatar

I have not. I’ve gone winter camping though.

TJBM has gone winter camping too.

shego's avatar

False, I won’t even go camping during the summer.

TJBM has some type of food allergy.

blueiiznh's avatar

yes, i recently found an issue with walnut oils after having a great Waldorf Salad
TJBM is relaxing nicely on this evening/morning

blueiiznh's avatar

@snowberry i love winter camping. even if it is 5 star hotel camping :)

Coloma's avatar

True.
A good day and now home, a wee bit high, and hot tub is gettin’ hotter. ;-)

TJBM has broken a finger.

snowberry's avatar

True. When I was ten I cracked my finger trying to make a tent in my friend’s back yard by pounding a tent pole into the ground with a rock. I got my finger between the end of the pole and the rock I was using to pound it into the ground. Ouch.

At the house of TJBM everyone has gone to bed but them (and now I’m off to bed too).

shego's avatar

False it’s not even 9 yet.
Though I’m about to finally kick my fiancé out of bed because he has to work tonight.

TJBM has a vivid imagination.

blueiiznh's avatar

yes…so very vivid and flowing imagination
TJBM is also a night owl

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Can be a night owl and an early bird, I have become a weird sort of bird, a cross between an owl and early bird. Messed up.
TJBM is expecting this game to go into PART 200!

Brian1946's avatar

I will when it gets to part 199.

TJBM has not disabled the geo tag setting on their smart phone.

shego's avatar

True because I have never heard of it.I had to look it up

TJBM is thinking about having a midnight snack.

Mat74UK's avatar

False as it is now midday.
TJBM loves gadgets.

erichw1504's avatar

True. And I wish I had the money to buy more!

TJBM didn’t want to get out of bed this morning.

Coloma's avatar

True.

Stayed in bed till 6:45 when the cats started jumping on me to get up and open the Friskies.

TJBM is having company for the weekend.

blueiiznh's avatar

TRUE! How did you know…..
TJBM has sleep still in there eyes

Coloma's avatar

@blueiiznh
It was a projection because I am having company too! haha

True.

Just woke up about 30 minutes ago and everything is still foggy.

TJBM has a hole in their sock.

erichw1504's avatar

False. Once I get a hole in my sock I throw it out.

TJBM has their own website.

Coloma's avatar

False. But..I am opening an online shop by March 1. to sell retro clothing & various other 60’s & 70’s items.

TJBM cuts their own firewood.

shego's avatar

False. Though I would rather do that than deal with my dinky gas fireplace.

TJBM loves breakfast burritos
Yummy!!

erichw1504's avatar

True!

TJBM must have caffeine in the morning in order to function.

blueiiznh's avatar

NO, but it sure brings me out of a zombie mode quicker.
TJBM has a tattoo that not everyone knows about.

erichw1504's avatar

False. I do, but everyone I know knows about it.

TJBM can’t wait for Spring.

Coloma's avatar

False.

It’s been a mock spring for the last two weeks in the Sierra foothills.
Average temps around 64 degrees and massive sunshine, I have been so active, but want lots more rain and snow for my corner of the planet.

TJBM is hankerin’ for an out of the county jaunt.

Blueroses's avatar

Absolutely! I need someone who is far away.

TJBM loves the aftertaste of bittersweet chocolate

Coloma's avatar

Meh… false-ish

I am a Milk chocolate lover for the most part.

TJBM is saying TGIF!

shego's avatar

True!!!

TJBM is going or has gone out for dinner tonight.

jonsblond's avatar

True! I just returned from a pizza place that has THE best pizza I’ve ever had. Aurelio’s Pizza. If you haven’t tried it, you need to. I will never eat at Monical’s ever again.

TJBM is looking forward to the return of Pee-Wee Herman.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Not if I have to wear that Red Bow Tie ! ! !

TJBM has a feather pillow.

Coloma's avatar

False!

I have hypoallergenic synthetic pillow stuffer stuff.
Shush…the geese might be listening!

TJBM likes to roast marshmallows over bonfires.

shego's avatar

False. I’m not the biggest fan of marshmallows.

TJBM knows how to put make-up on properly.

Lightlyseared's avatar

False. I wouldn’t even know where to begin.

TJBM likes really hot chilies like Naga Vipers.

snowberry's avatar

I’ve never tasted them, but I do like really hot food (as in spicy). Sadly, where we used to live I’d say that, and someone would say, “Here honey, let me warm that up for you in the microwave.”

For me it’s the hotter the better.

TJBM has a fully stocked freezer.

Coloma's avatar

False.

Down to 2 fillets of salmon, a bag of frozen shrimp and some frozen veggies.

TJBM needs to have a talk with someone who is pissing them off lately. ( projection, lol )

Blueroses's avatar

Probably, but I keep walking away from the mirror.

TJBM likes to sing along with the movie Grease

Coloma's avatar

@Blueroses, hah, very good, indeed!

False.

I do sing in my garage a lot though, the acoustics are great. haha

TJBM loves raw red bell peppers

blueiiznh's avatar

YES, YES, oh YES….
TJBM still loves watching Saturday morning Cartoons

kenmc's avatar

I would if I could find any. They don’t seem to exist anymore.

TJBM ate something yellow today.

Coloma's avatar

Not yet!

TJBM is looking forward to a mellow Saturday kicking around the house.

blueiiznh's avatar

Nope, heading into Boston for a fun day of non relaxing.
TJBM is planning a spring vacation

Coloma's avatar

Possibly. Either a road trip to Yellowstone or maybe another asian excursion in the fall. Dunno yet.

TJBM likes to go to yard sales.

Foolaholic's avatar

Eh…. in my experience, yard sales happen in the morning, and I’m very much an afternoon kinda guy….

TJBM needs to read more Douglas Adams

Blueroses's avatar

False. I’ve read it all and played Starship Titanic several times

TJBM can think of a justification for drinking beer before 11 am

Dutchess_III's avatar

Not before 11 am!!!! But before 3:00 p.m….occasionally.

TJBM is pondering what they’d like to have for breakfast.

snowberry's avatar

Since it’s well into the afternoon, it’s unlikely I’ll be having breakfast today. I have already eaten though.

TJBM is does not like fake whipped cream like Cream Whip. They prefer the real stuff.

Foolaholic's avatar

@Blueroses Sometimes I love being wrong :D

I’m not sure what you mean by “fake”, but I’ll take homemade over store-bought any day!

TJBM prefers short sleeves

Facade's avatar

Doesn’t matter to me as long as it looks good!
TJBM has had an epiphany lately.

Coloma's avatar

True.

I’ve caught on to some manipulations in a relationship recently.

TJBM is still in the PJ’s

chyna's avatar

False. Got up early and took a relative to the airport.
TJBM hates houseplants.

Coloma's avatar

True.

I am very good with outdoor plants but not houseplants.

TJBM has a gardener

snowberry's avatar

Nope. Well, sort of. I live in a development that hires a landscaping company to cut the grass and take care of the shrubs. They don’t do that great of a job, and if I were paying them, I’d have fired them.

TJBM likes junk food.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I do like junk food but I avoid eating it, and I don’t have it lying around the house.

TJBM thinks up TJBM questions left and right when they’re away from Fluther, but TJBM’s mind goes blank when he or she is ON fluther!

shego's avatar

True, I thought I was the only one having that memory issue.

TJBM woke up to more snow today.
I woke up 20 minutes ago to snow and it’s still falling

chyna's avatar

False, it’s raining here with high winds.
TJBM is doing laundry as they fluther.

Coloma's avatar

False.
My space is in order and it’s an amazing day, pushing 70, breezes, bliss out. I am building a fire on my deck right now to enjoy the sunset.

TJBM is thinking of take out tonight.

kenmc's avatar

Already got pizza! Chicken bacon ranch… freakin’ delicious!

TJBM did something positive for another human being today.

snowberry's avatar

UM…I encouraged my neighbor and told her a joke.

TJBM does not like carbonated drinks.

Foolaholic's avatar

False. I do so enjoy sparkling cider

TJBM is multilingual

snowberry's avatar

Not so you’d notice.

TJBM is a fan of old time movies.

Dutchess_III's avatar

How old @snowberry? We’re watching “Phenomenon” with John Whats-His-Face, Warthog, Travolta which I picked out at the movie rental place. And it’s odd that you asked that question because as I was picking out movies at the rental place I thought I need to ask “Let’s pretend you can only rent one movie. Would you be more likely to pick an old movie that you know is good, but haven’t seen in many years, or take your chances on new release?” And there. My question is all written out so now I shall just copy and paste!

TJBM is clairvoyant.

Fred931's avatar

Fa… No, umm… * Looks up clairvoyant in dictionary *

TJBM does know what “clairvoyant” means.

Coloma's avatar

True.

And I am not. lol

TJBM is enjoying nice weather this weekend

jonsblond's avatar

True. Low 30’s with 2 feet of snow on the ground. It’s how I like it. :)

TJBM is looking forward to the Super Bowl tomorrow.

Brian1946's avatar

True, and that’s partly because I’m going to try setting up my new, 37” Samsung flat screen tonight.

TJBM has a snow blower.

shego's avatar

False I live in an apartment complex so the maintanance guys clear the sidewalk.

TJBM is going to have a superbowl party tomorrow

snowberry's avatar

Not me. I’m not a sports fan. But maybe the family is.

TJBM has a family member who recently had some sort of surgery.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yes, step-daughter.

TJBM wishes they paid more attention to “Western Civilization” in school.

snowberry's avatar

Not really. I took a Western Civ class in High school and although I only got C’s in the class, I really enjoyed it. However I never had a desire to continue that line of study in college.

TJBM is planning on going to church tomorrow.

chyna's avatar

I am.
TJBM has trouble sleeping most nights.

Facade's avatar

Used to be true. Now I “medicate” at night, and all is well =)
TJBM has accomplished something big this year already!

chyna's avatar

Ambien rocks.

shego's avatar

True, I quit smoking today is my one month anniversary for being smoke free.

TJBM has had a couple adult beverages tonight.

cookieman's avatar

False. I don’t drink. well, maybe two beers a year

TJBM still has a toy or stuffed animal from their childhood.

shego's avatar

True, I do it’s a teddy bear it’s stays on my bed too.

TJBM hasn’t fallen asleep yet.
I haven’t fallen asleep yet I’m still up

Foolaholic's avatar

Just woke up actually. It’s 12:13pm and drizzly in Dublin today.

TJBM plays a wind instrument

Fred931's avatar

I used to play the trombone.

TJBM hates conspiracies.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Have you seen one, tell the TV network!

TJBM Has more than 3 siblings.

Coloma's avatar

False.
I am the only child of an only child and I have an only child.
A long and distinguished history of only children in my family. lol

TJBM had an amazing sunset in their zone yesterday

blueiiznh's avatar

FALSE…Was in rain and freezing rain blahhhhh
TJBM has swam with sharks

chyna's avatar

I walked by a shark tank one time when I was in Boston, does that count? :-)
TJBM will be at a superbowl party and rooting for the Steelers.

Facade's avatar

False– The only part of the Superbowl I can about is the commercials
TJBM is enjoying the warmer weather today.

shego's avatar

False, it’s snowing

TJBM is has some big news today

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

I bought a brand new, 60 inch TV!!! That’s big news for me…

The jelly below me doesn’t want kids.

kenmc's avatar

I don’t want kids at the moment. I may change my mind later on in life… I have no clue what I’m even eating for dinner tonight. I can’t plan that far ahead yet.

TJBM would like to swim in a pool filled with gelatin.

Dutchess_III's avatar

@kenmc Thinking of swimming in anything besides a hot tub right now gives me chills! Have you been outside lately??!!

TJBM will be making 7 layer dip today.

Coloma's avatar

False.

I am working for my boss who is having a Super Bowl party. me? I could care less. Havn’t watched a Super Bowl since about 1990. lol

TJBM lives in Ug boots all winter

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Truish- boots and houseshoes that are similar to Uggs.

The jelly below me will order pizza and hot wings during the Super Bowl this afternoon.

jonsblond's avatar

False. We are making our own food. Various dips, quesadillas and a big pot of chili. Can’t wait. The house is starting to smell sooo good.

TJBM has never had good food or service at Crapplebees Applebees.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I can’t remember ever eating at Applebees….

TJBM makes a mean oyster soup.

kenmc's avatar

@Dutchess_III It’s like 31F out and it feels like summer to me!

Foolaholic's avatar

I would if I could but I can’t so I don’t…

TJBM always eats all of their vegetables.

Coloma's avatar

True.
Lately I am addicted to the ultra tiny baby carrots with red wine vinagerette.
I think my skin is turning orange.

TJBM is feeling really good today

shego's avatar

False, I have only gotten a couple hours sleep, my ears are ringing, and my head feels like its on a string.

TJBM is so hyped up on caffeine, that they are bouncing across the room

Blueroses's avatar

Let me finish this latte and get back to you on that one.

TJBM enjoys tent camping.

jonsblond's avatar

True. Our last vacation was tent camping in the Rockies. The people that went with us slept in their RV’s. pussies :P

TJBM is longing for a good pillow fight.

Coloma's avatar

False.
But..I do enjoy a good squirt gun fight.

TJBM is BBQing right now

Dutchess_III's avatar

No…watching a moronic half time show. I’d rather be BBQing. I DID make a 7 layer dip that’s good, though!

TJBM doesn’t even like foot ball but he or she is bummed out at the moment because of it.

snowberry's avatar

Absolutely. That half time show had my family alternately covering their eyes, making fun of it, and laughing.

TJBM’s shoe size is 9.

chyna's avatar

False, size 5½ or 6.
TJBM has facial hair.

kenmc's avatar

False! I finally got rid of it a couple hours ago.

TJBM is familiar with the “Lake Wobegon Effect”.

snowberry's avatar

Absolutely, and we buy into it wholeheartedly!

TJBM has a pet that plays in a weird way. Our dog flips on her back to expose her tender underbelly, and FIGHTS FOR HER LIFE!

Dutchess_III's avatar

LOL! My Dutchess Dawg gets into food fights…with her food! She’ll get a piece of food out of the bowl, trot into the living room with it, toss it away and….the fight is on!

TJBM knows that, although after the win the Green Bay guy said, “All to God,” God was for the Steelers.

COLOMA!!!!!! BAD INTERRUPTING DUCK!!!!

Coloma's avatar

False.

I didn’t even know who was playing, such is my sheltered life. haha

TJBM always burns the popcorn

@Dutchess lll

Who me? lol

snowberry's avatar

Nope. Mostly I don’t fix popcorn, and it’s been a long time since I burned any.

TJBM has a relative in law enforcement.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Brother-in-law is a State Trooper in Vermont.

TJBM Has traveled to more than seven foreign countries.

cookieman's avatar

True. I’ve been to 8 (Canada, Mexico, Italy, France, Belgium, Switzerland,China, England)

TJBM needs to update their Passport.

jonsblond's avatar

False. I don’t even have a passport.I think the USA has much to offer, though I wouldn’t turn down an all expense paid trip to Germany. :)

TJBM has a bad habit of biting the inside of their cheek.

snowberry's avatar

No. It sort of happens all by itself. Ouch!

TJBM works at night.

shego's avatar

False, my fiancé does though

TJBM never gave the game today a thought.
I didn’t I was reading

jonsblond's avatar

False. My husband has been a Packer fan since he was a young child. We have a Packer’s mailbox. Big deal for us.

TJBM hates chocolate.

Blueroses's avatar

Hate would be a bit strong, but I never seek it out. One bite every couple/few months is enough for me.

TJBM would rather watch a drag queen competition than a gridiron contest.

Foolaholic's avatar

Are you kidding? I’m all about Football.

TJBM is also starting the day with an herbal tea.

cazzie's avatar

Nope… Coffee for me. AND I’m watching the Superbowl because I had to tape it. It came on 23.30 my time and I wasn’t going to stay up all night to watch it. I’m a Cheesehead in my heart.
TJBM would rather live in an old, small house with a view, than a big mansion with all the mod-cons in a suburban cul-de-sac.

snowberry's avatar

Sure! As long as it isn’t a money pit.

TJBM is a fan of QVC and other channels dedicated to selling stuff.

Mat74UK's avatar

False – I can’t stand them!
TJBM is not as fit as they wish.

Foolaholic's avatar

Unfortunately true, but I’m certainly making progress.

TJBM has a secret love of parsnips

TheDuce's avatar

True. My terrible secret is exposed!

TJBM wishes they could take a jet-pack to work every day.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Yes,and I work out of my house. XD
TJBM has an aquarium.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Not at this time, but boy….I often think about how cool it would be to have a large aquarium built into the wall! But…maybe too much work me thinks.

TJBM gets frustrated with procrastinators.

Coloma's avatar

True. Especially when it’s someone who has borrowed something from you and you have to go and collect your own thing. Grrr.

TJBM is on a diet

Dutchess_III's avatar

Well, yes. And have been for 20 years. I don’t even have to think about it any more.

TJBM spends money they don’t have…but on important things.

cookieman's avatar

Sure. Robbing Peter to pay Paul has been my life for some time noe.

TJBM reads comic books.

OpryLeigh's avatar

I have a hilarious Calvin and Hobbes book but that’s about it!

TJBM enjoys Calvin and Hobbes too.

snowberry's avatar

Absolutely! Far Side too.

TJBM has a list of funny sites they like to visit. Here’s one of my favorites: http://spudstravels.com/

blueiiznh's avatar

Sadly no, I depend on these – Thank you
TJBM is addicted to M&M’s

blueiiznh's avatar

Love calvin & Hobbs, Bloom County, Far Side, Opus

Coloma's avatar

Kinda…I LOVE the Almond M&M’s and so does my ass. lol

TJBM needs to take their car in for an oil change ( projection )

cookieman's avatar

Bloom County rules!!

Actually yes. The light’s been on on my dash for about two weeks now.

TJBM likes butter and jelly on their toast.

chyna's avatar

False. I eat peanut butter toast every morning since 2nd grade. I love Calvin and Hobbs, Bloom County and Opus.
TJBM has been thinking of having a will drawn up.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yeah, I do need to do that. Wouldn’t want the gobment to get my $220.

TJBM prefers to do his or her own construction work.

erichw1504's avatar

False, I can barely hang up my own pictures.

TJBM was not impressed by the Super Bowl halftime show.

blueiiznh's avatar

was not impressed by the game, commercials, half time, etc
TJBM is enjoying tea time

erichw1504's avatar

False, I usually don’t do tea.

TJBM is hungry.

Coloma's avatar

True.

But, fasting for most of the day after eating a giant bag of kettle corn last night watching a movie. V-8 juice and radishes for lunch. haha

TJBM is re-evaluting a relationship with someone right now

erichw1504's avatar

False, happily married.

TJBM had a weird dream last night and want to describe it.

snowberry's avatar

Nope. I have not had a dream that I can remember in ever so long. However, as a certified storyteller, I’d be happy to tell you a tall tale of my own making.

TJBM likes hyperbole and a half http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/ and if they are not, they will be after they read the latest addition.

Foolaholic's avatar

Oh man, I love Hyperbole and a Half Alot

TJBM will think of one of their favorite inside jokes as soon as they read this.

snowberry's avatar

Sure. At my house, and now at the homes of a number of friends, we all have a special security system. They’re little green army men. I have one pointing at the front door to protect us from intruders, and another two by the computer to protect us from identity theft and viruses. My daughter has one by the refrigerator to keep her on her diet…Hey, it’s awesome! We haven’t had one intruder or break-in yet!

TJBM has a healthy imagination.

Coloma's avatar

True.

TJBM has built a stone wall

Sandman's avatar

I have! It was part of a Revolutionary War period reenactment.
TJBM is living outside of the United States.

Coloma's avatar

@Sandman

Cool, I have always wanted to try to build a stone wall. :-)

TJBM has a head cold

erichw1504's avatar

False, but my head was cold on the way to work this morning!

TJBM works the “9 to 5”.

jonsblond's avatar

False. I’m on call 24/7. stay-at-home mom

TJBM has an interesting hitchhiking story to tell.

blueiiznh's avatar

I do, but I am not sharing it here :D
TJBM knows how to properly place the silver when setting the table

cazzie's avatar

I do, and I know the difference between a cake fork and an ordinary fork. But I’m old school and been around the block a few times.

TJBM has seen a UFO.

Sandman's avatar

I have, it’s true. I’m not even kidding. It was actually less than a year ago. A ball of light hovered in the sky with little ones dancing around it. It drifted to the left, vanished leaving an eerie glow in the nighttime clouds, then reappeared several miles to the southwest, hovered a little more, and then vanished again, leaving that same weird cloud glow. Through binoculars the light was multicolored; kinda blueish-yellow-red.
TJBM is a native of California!

Coloma's avatar

True.
I have seen a UFO. Near Mt. Shasta Ca. in 2004

TJBM has an injury of some sort right now.

Coloma's avatar

Oops, double answer

Okay, I’ll fix this..haha

False. My birth state is New Mexico

TJBM is ready to ponce on this

picante's avatar

Oh, I’m not poncing, but I am happy to find a way back in ;-)

TJBM has won “big money” in the lottery.

erichw1504's avatar

True, if big money is $25.

TJBM has been to an MLB game before.

Coloma's avatar

False.
Who’s MLB?

TJBM is looking out a window with a view right now.

Lightlyseared's avatar

True and my view includes Big Ben, the houses of parliament, the london eye, St Pauls cathederal, boats on the river thames, the Tate Modern…. it’s a pretty fantastic view basically.

TJBM has abseiled from a piece of tat.

erichw1504's avatar

False, I have no clue what that means (and I don’t think I want to).

TJBM would like to inform what the MLB is to @Coloma.

Blueroses's avatar

Sure. Major League Baseball – the only pro sport I care about at all, but I prefer watching the rookie leagues. The players are still excited about the game and working hard for their jobs :)

TJBM has seen quite enough snow for one year, thank you.

cazzie's avatar

Yes,,,... snow and ice. I’m pretty much blocked in with ice and had to make bread today instead of buy some at the store. But by hook or by crook, I have to get to the store tomorrow, so the 30 minute walk on shoe spikes can not be avoided.

TJBM has never ridden on a train.

erichw1504's avatar

True. I have ridden in a subway, but not a train yet.

TJBM has jumped off a roof before.

shego's avatar

True

TJBM plays online games

cookieman's avatar

False. I used to be huge into video games (back when they were taller than me and required quarters to play) – but they were a huge time suck.

When they migrated to the home computer (and later online), I vowed not to get sucked in as I’d never get any work done. So I stay away from them.

TJBM loves Jello squares.

chyna's avatar

False. Jello is squishy in my mouth. It’s a texture thing.

TJBM has owned a convertible at least once in their life. I have.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Do T-Tops count?

The jelly below me can NOT eat beans or their tummy will hurt.

shego's avatar

It depends on the bean. My fiancé mom made dinner for us last night, it had beans in it, and I’m hurting real bad.

TJBM still has VHS tapes and a working VCR

jonsblond's avatar

True. I do. I have a nice collection of videos too. We mostly use it for our daughter now.

TJBM Doesn’t let rain dampen their spirits.

cookieman's avatar

True. I actually love the rain. Thunderstorms even more.

TJBM can’t believe what “kids these days” are wearing.

Foolaholic's avatar

Hell, I can’t believe what people in my own generation are wearing. What is the appeal of wearing your pants around your knees?!?

TJBM loves the heck out of yogurt

Coloma's avatar

True. I have yogurt almost every day.
I’m especially fond of Yoplait Key Lime and Lemon Merangue. Mmm

TJBM has a Parakeet

Mat74UK's avatar

False – No pets what-so-ever!

TJBM – Has a long distance friend they dearly miss.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@Coloma Oooooh, the Key Lime is my favorite!

Trueish- I have a long distance friend that I met on another question and answer site. We talk on the phone almost every day, but have never gotten to meet face to face. I guess I can’t say that I “miss” her, but I’d love to actually meet her.

The jelly below me has never exchanged numbers with someone online.

erichw1504's avatar

True. I would never do that, unless I knew the person.

TJBM loves bacon.

Coloma's avatar

False.

I love a BLT now & then, but I never cook a bunch of bacon just to eat bacon. I’m a grease-a-phobic. lol

TJBM has a tattoo

OpryLeigh's avatar

False. The only reason I don’t have a tattoo is because my boyfriend doesn’t like them and, although he would never try to stop me getting one, I know how strong his dislike is for them. Because of this I don’t have one. I would love one though.

TJBM has a headache right now.

Coloma's avatar

False.
I feel great!

TJBM has a lake nearby

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True. We can be in the water in precisely four minutes.

The jelly below me has purchased Partylite candles.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM wishes they were the jelly above me.

Coloma's avatar

False.

I’m waaay too old to be raising little ones again. Nooooooo! lol ;-)

TJBM has already had their taxes prepared

erichw1504's avatar

True! Did them as soon as I got my W-2.

TJBM is currently using Google Chrome.

Mat74UK's avatar

False because I’m on my Dell Droid.
TJBM – Hates to hear people arguing.

cazzie's avatar

TRUE! so very very true. A carry over from my childhood when my parents were drinking.
TJBM has never tried iceskating.

erichw1504's avatar

False, I’ve been a few times.

TJBM is in the mood for Chinese tonight.

chyna's avatar

False. Chinese food is all mixed together. I don’t like my food touching each other.
TJBM is seriously considering taking a nap.

erichw1504's avatar

False, I never take naps. Never. I always feel twice as worse as I did before one.

TJBM had a sandwich for lunch and would like to describe it for us.

shego's avatar

False TJ just woke up. I know it’s 2:15 pm. With lots if snow outside.

TJBM would like to answer TJAM question.

erichw1504's avatar

True, I’ll answer my own, I had a turkey sandwich on artisan bread with Havarti cheese, lettuce, and a bit of hot sauce. Deelishus!

TJBM likes to make up random stories.

jonsblond's avatar

False. But you should meet my husband. Has he got a story or two for you!

TJBM wishes @erichw1504 hadn’t mentioned Chinese food because now that’s all they want.

Coloma's avatar

A rousing F’ing TRUE!

Damn it, I almost stopped for Thai food on my way home a bit ago, but, I was disciplined!

Pffft!

TJBM is a poker player

erichw1504's avatar

I used to in college, but haven’t in a while.

TJBM looks younger than they really are.

Facade's avatar

False. I look my age.
TJBM would like some of my pancakes =)

Blueroses's avatar

I’ll leave pancakes for those who don’t get overwhelmed after 3 bites. Pancakes are: “fabulous, fabulous, fabulous, ugggh” Really, they should make a 3 bite pancake breakfast and serve it with a side of unlimited bacon.

TJBM loves new packages of socks because it means no lost laundry for a while

erichw1504's avatar

True, plus I love the fresh feel of them.

TJBM loves Angry Birds.

kenmc's avatar

Fuck yes I do. I just got past a level that I was stuck on for days just a few minutes ago.

TJBM owns a rubber ducky.

Foolaholic's avatar

Yup. Got me one of these bad boys.

TJBM is also looking forward to nicer weather this weekend.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True! We’re supposed to get more sleet and snow tomorrow, but this weekend it’s supposed to be in the 60’s. I can’t wait!

The jelly below me has, sadly, never known the joys of owning a sock monkey.

Blueroses's avatar

No. Sadly no.

TJBM would have answered @kenmc if the vowel had been different. I own a rubber d*cky

erichw1504's avatar

True. Well, it acts rubbery.

TJBM has watched Nicolas Cage Losing Hit Shit multiple times and still can’t get enough.

shego's avatar

False.

TJBM is happier than a bird with a french fry.

Mat74UK's avatar

True – I’m like a tramp on chips!
TJBM has thought about emigrating

Coloma's avatar

True.

I almost bought a bungalow in Costa Rica a few years ago, but…too hard to transport american farm animals into the jungle. lol

TJBM woke up at 5 a.m. ( like me )

Tropical_Willie's avatar

No, 5:45 AM. Both dogs wanted to go out. N O W ! ! !

TJBM bakes bread.

Coloma's avatar

True/false.

I used to have a bread machine and baked a lot, including special bread with chicken scratch and flax seed for my geese.
These days the little flock and I eat store bought bread. One piece for me, 3 for them….the loaves don’t last long. haha

TJBM knows how to sail a boat or catamaran

erichw1504's avatar

False, I wish I did, though!

TJBM recently had Déjà vu.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Gosh….and I have, but it wasn’t recent. Been a few years.

TJBM remembers the first time they experienced Deja Vu. (sp)

Blueroses's avatar

True. That’s a very weird sensation.

TJBM has been knocked unconscious.

Dutchess_III's avatar

You’re supposed to tell us when and where you were @Blueroses!

Tropical_Willie's avatar

True, teenager and someone lobbed a rock in the air at dusk (poor visibility) knees went out from under me right to the ground.
TJBM is @Dutchess_III.

erichw1504's avatar

False, I am @erichw1504.

TJBM types on the keyboard without looking at it.

Blueroses's avatar

I fell out of the back of a moving pickup when I was 7. oofda, not a bit of breath left in my lungs

Dutchess_III's avatar

Ha ha! I’m here! I was hiding!

Yes, I type 60 WPM without looking. I wish they taught that skill in the schools. It should be a requirement.

TJBM often speaks before thinking.

blueiiznh's avatar

Rarely. I choose my words wisely.
TJBM can rub their tummy and pat there head at the same time

Coloma's avatar

True/false

I’d need to know the seconds requirement to officially conclude mastery.

TJBM ate an Orange at breakfast

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM can tell us the movie my avatar is referring to.

Coloma's avatar

Uh….no.

Is it ‘The Office’ ?

TJBM is enjoying mega sunshine today

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Cool, but Sun is out. Temp just got up to 43 F.

TJBM sang in a choir while in school.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Not in school, but in church when I was about 9. I think they fired me. But I can still sing “We are….climbing….Jacob’s ladder…..we are….climbing….Jacob’s ladder…” if you want me to!

TJBM gets a paid day off whenever it snows!

erichw1504's avatar

False, I wish!

TJBM has visited Alaska.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

No, only state I’ve missed.

TJBM has more than three pets.

erichw1504's avatar

True. Five cats.

TJBM recycles.

cookieman's avatar

Sadly False. My town only gives a blue recycle bin upon quarterly request and they’re tiny. Furthermore, you’re not allowed to leave the bin outdoors, and I have nowhere viable indoors to put it. They don’t make it easy in comparison to how much I care about it.

Now the next town over gives you two massive barrels on wheels. One green for trash, one blue for recycling and you can leave them outside. Perfect.

TJBM heads to the playground whenever they can and plays on the slide and/or swings.

Coloma's avatar

True/false

I wouldn’t say every chance I get, no.
But…I just went swinging last week an outting to a local park with a friend and her 4 yr. old grandson. :-)

TJBM is waiting on someone and is getting irritated. ( projection )

cazzie's avatar

True: Story of my life…. hahaha…. It feels that way sometimes because hubby is always late.

TJBM has a special place for keys now because they’ve been misplaced too many times in the past. (projecting)

Foolaholic's avatar

Yes I do. It’s called my pocket :P

TJBM would rather learn through personal error than studying textbooks repetitively.

Bluefreedom's avatar

Very true. I’m a tactile learner and have been throughout my life.

TJBM would like to scuba dive in the Caribbean Sea some day.

chyna's avatar

True!
TJBM eats out at least 4 times a week.

Coloma's avatar

True/false

I DO east out a lot, but, I have been eating at home more the last few weeks, trying to be disciplined.

TJBM has naturally curly hair

erichw1504's avatar

False, but it does get quite wavy when it’s long.

TJBM does not have a Facebook account.

Blueroses's avatar

False. I have an account but I don’t play any “Ville” games or MafiaWars.

TJBM has not used a physical dictionary or encyclopedia for several years.

Coloma's avatar

True.

TJBM is tired today ( too much fun and not enough sleep )

erichw1504's avatar

True, especially since I’m coming down with a cold. :/

TJBM has exercised today.

Coloma's avatar

False. I am exhausted today, been on the go. The only exercise I am doing today is carrying a large check to my bank. lol

TJBM LOVES corn on the cob

erichw1504's avatar

False, I like it, but don’t love it. Rather have corn off the cob.

TJBM will provide the 327th answer to this question.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

No I won’t. Wait…..... dammit.

The jelly below me read Coloma’s post about a “large check” and wants to borrow money. :D

Coloma's avatar

@WillWorkForChocolate

10% interest or I make some cement slippers for your going away party. lol

erichw1504's avatar

False, I’m getting paid tomorrow!

TJBM watches at least one movie a week.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@Coloma Oooh, I like slippers! Can you make them zebra striped cement?

shego's avatar

True, I do.

TJBM likes watching NASCAR
I find it too repetitive, and boring

kenmc's avatar

False.

TJBM is in love with a stripper.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM plays the guitar.

kenmc's avatar

true.

tjbm skips cap locks when they type with one hand… like i just did.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

true, i do that when i’m texting too. sometimes it’s just too hard to use the shift key with one hand.

The jelly below me wants a Pillow Pet.

jonsblond's avatar

True. My daughter got one for Christmas. They’re so soft and cuddly.

TJBM likes carnival food.

Bluefreedom's avatar

True although I can’t eat it anymore because of my diabetes.

TJBM has been tickled with a feather in all the right places.

erichw1504's avatar

False, and I wouldn’t like it because I’m extremely ticklish.

TJBM is getting excited for March Madness!

Coloma's avatar

False.
I’m not a mainstream type.

TJBM has a wart

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM likes to wear funny t-shirts.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True- My favorite says, “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself… and spiders.”

The jelly below me talks to their mother every day.

erichw1504's avatar

False, I live almost 1,000 miles from her. So, I talk to her on the phone about once a week.

TJBM is going to eat out for dinner tonight.

Coloma's avatar

True!’‘Leaving in about 15 minutes.

TJBM has been to San Francisco

jonsblond's avatar

True. I lived in Novato and Petaluma as a young child, plus two of my sisters lived near S.F. and I visited them often. Lovely city.

TJBM’s tummy if growling but it’s not quite time for dinner.

erichw1504's avatar

False, I just ate a burger and some onion rings!

TJBM brews their own beer.

JilltheTooth's avatar

Nope. It would much more interesting if I did, though, wouldn’t it?

TJBM has ordered custom decorated M&Ms for someone for Valentine’s Day.

erichw1504's avatar

False. Every year I’ve been wanting to do that, but never get around to it. Too bad I’ve already bought my Vday gifts.

TJBM has Valentine’s Day plans for this weekend.

Blueroses's avatar

Nah. Not really a fan of corporate-subsidized romantic mandates

TJBM will giggle at this

erichw1504's avatar

False. Didn’t get it, I guess? Why would they smell like cough drops? I’ve had a couple today and not once did they remind me of koala farts. Perhaps you can elaborate?

TJBM has checked their Facebook in the past two hours.

Blueroses's avatar

the diet of eucalyptus leaves. I laughed, anyway but I’m easily amused and have all the humor sophistication of a middle-school boy

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True, I just found out my nephew took 8th place in the giant regional spelling bee today.

The jelly below me has participated in a spelling bee at some point in their life.

erichw1504's avatar

False, I’m not the best speller, although better than most (it seems).

TJBM has just witnessed the X-Men: First Class trailer in all its glory.

Foolaholic's avatar

Yes I did. Wow. Color me excited.

TJBM speaks French.

shego's avatar

Kinda, enough to get me in trouble

TJBM is getting ready for work

Mat74UK's avatar

False – Been here 5 hours already.
TJBM has never tasted Salad Cream.

shego's avatar

I have to say true seeing as I don’t know what salad cream is.

TJBM is watching the sunrise

Coloma's avatar

False. It is still dark here, but I will be watching it another hour or so.

TJBM has been procrastinating on doing something latley

cazzie's avatar

True,
there are the last of the boxes from the move that need putting away. Yuk.
TJBM still has trouble with left and right when giving directions.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Not- Directions are easy Roger Ramjet and Luigi Bennelli…. ( Right and Left )

TJBM has already ordered/bought the Valentine for their S/O.

jonsblond's avatar

False. My husband doesn’t care for that stuff. He’d rather have a nice 12 pack of beer.

TJBM is going to make cookies or cupcakes for Valentine’s Day with their children. (This is how I like to celebrate the holiday.) :)

Coloma's avatar

False.

I am giving gifts to my daughter and her boyfriend but, no baking, I am drowning in chocolate from gifts I have already received. lol

TJBM is taking a drive somewhere this weekend

OpryLeigh's avatar

Possibly but nothing set in stone as of yet except a half an hour drive to a my dads house.

TJBM had sex last night.

Coloma's avatar

False. I have been celibate for the last 2 years, by choice. But hey…I’ve got turbo jets in the hot tub. Ultra clean sex. haha

TJBM is shrinking

erichw1504's avatar

False. I’m not that old yet.

TJBM is slacking off today.

reijinni's avatar

That’s my plan, but who knows.
TJBM is celebrating.

erichw1504's avatar

False. Nothing to celebrate right now.

TJBM plans on watching the Grammys this Sunday.

Coloma's avatar

False. I don’t watch TV.

TJBM is contemplating what to have for breakfast ( or lunch )

erichw1504's avatar

False. Brought my lunch to work. Eating it as we speak.

TJBM likes leftovers.

Coloma's avatar

True/false. It depends on the leftovers, Thanksgiving leftovers yes, leftover Oatmeal, no.

TJBM has a swimming pool or hot tub

erichw1504's avatar

False. I do have a community center with a swimming pool, though.

TJBM will have above 50 degree weather at least day next week.

Blueroses's avatar

Fingers crossed. I hope that’s true.

TJBM thought this thread would have gone to Part 9 this week

Tropical_Willie's avatar

True on Wednesday.

TJBM hopes winter is over.

erichw1504's avatar

True. Getting very sick of this freezing cold!

TJBM has gone camping before.

Blueroses's avatar

More than my share. It has been determined that the definition of camping is “wet”.

TJBM has a “psychic” connection with somebody.

erichw1504's avatar

False. Not that I know of.

TJBM has fired a hand gun before.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yup, A few .38 and .380’s also .357 Magnum and “I all most knocked me over” .44 Magnum.

TJBM has visitors coming this weekend.

Coloma's avatar

False. That was last weekend. This weekend is a do nothing, hang around weekend. :-)

TJBM sleeps with their socks on

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM verbalizes txt spk at least once a day (i.e. “O.M.G.”).

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False! Oh Em Gee, why would I do that?

The jelly below me used to watch M.A.S.H. religiously.

Bluefreedom's avatar

False. I did used to watch Hill Street Blues religiously though because it was the best police drama, EVER, on television.

TJBM is a closet conspiracy theorist.

chyna's avatar

Very True! I still do not believe man went to the moon. It was a conspiracy to make us believe they did.
TJBM is going out to a nice restaurant for dinner tonight.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False. My hubby is grilling steaks, and he makes the yummiest, juciest, most fanfreakingtabulous steaks ever, so it’s almost better than going out!

The jelly below me has stepped on a rusty nail.

snowberry's avatar

Yes I did. Got a tetanus shot for my efforts too.

TJBM has sat on a nail! I did when I was 3 (ouch!)

Fred931's avatar

Nope, but while my family was picking up parts of our friend’s bayhouse pier after hurricane Ivan, 3 out of 4 in their family stepped on rusty ones. eeeewwwwwwwwww

TJBM likes sweet potato fries.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

OOH yes – double fried with brown sugar and cayenne pepper.

TJBM has more than five hot sauces in the pantry.

jonsblond's avatar

False. We have two. Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally Going Postal Hot Sauce and Sriracha. Our friend had to sign a waiver when they bought Smack My Ass for us. It’s that hot.

TJBM once sneezed in church and shat their pants. This question comes from my husband.

snowberry's avatar

Nope, but I coughed and wet ‘em!

TJBM puts off going to the dentist.

Coloma's avatar

False.
Infact I go next week for a cleaning, I am very attatched to my teeth, I like to smile BIG! :D

TJBM got a haircut today ( projection…I love my hair! haha )

jonsblond's avatar

False. It’s been over a year. I usually trim my own.

TJBM listens to internet radio podcasts. :D

blueiiznh's avatar

NO, but I listen to Sirius on my Blackberry. Does that count?
TJBM needs to escape life and responsibility for a little while

chyna's avatar

True.
TJBM has a crush he/she won’t admit to.

Lightlyseared's avatar

True. Lots and mostly people here on Fluther!

TJBM prefers to take the train instead of the plane (where geographically viable).

Coloma's avatar

False. I have never taken a train trip except for an excursion across an island in asia last year.

TJBM is up early and contemplating going to some garage sales.

shego's avatar

I would go to garage sales, if it were the season for them. Though it is already a beautiful day out for once.

TJBM has a weird fascination with salt.
sorry, I just saw a thread about salt

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False, I have a weird fascination with garlic.

The jelly below me thinks eating rare steak is close enough to eating it raw.

Coloma's avatar

True!

When I eat a steak I want it medium well, no oozing blood. Gah!

TJBM is going for a hike today ( projection, going now ) ;-)

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@Coloma My hubby grilled steaks last night, and while I like my steak “rare”, this time it was soooo rare that I actually had to ask him to put it back on the grill. I’ve been called a vampire for liking my steaks really rare, but when it’s still trying to hoof it off your plate, there’s a problem, LOL!

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Do you count Valentine’s shopping at Walmart as going for a hike?

The jelly below me has an emergency cash stash that their SO doesn’t know about. It’s okay, we won’t tell.

cookieman's avatar

False. I don’t actually believe in doing that. When I say, “we’re in this together” – that means everything, including money.

TJBM was really horny sometime today.

Blueroses's avatar

Oh, HELL yeah…. Still unresolved. Waiting for a discreet package from Amazon’s “Wellness” category.

TJBM wants to tell me whether to go see The Company Men or Gnomio & Juliet today.

cazzie's avatar

False. I have no idea what either of those are. I’m guessing the latest movies out in the US?
‘wellness’ category? love @Blueroses honesty

TJBM can actually tell @Blueroses which show to see today because TJ is feeling bad for her ignorance.

Coloma's avatar

Maybe @WillWorkForChocolate can take @Blueroses to Walmart with her for some batteries. lol

Damn, I gotta GO!
Where the hell are my river sandles? Oh yeah, they’re in my trunk, check, I’m outta here.

jonsblond's avatar

True. Not only can I tell @Blueroses to go see Gnomio & Juliet, I’m going to beg to come along!

TJBM gets horny when they are hungover. Did someone mention horny above? ;)

Blueroses's avatar

@jonsblond That’s exactly what I did see! Oh so cute, and lots of insider Shakespeare jokes for the grownups. The 3D is really great & for once I didn’t mind paying the premium ticket price.

Coloma's avatar

False.
When I have a hangover all I want is Mexican food, boatloads of salsa and a nap.
My ex husband was a hungover horny type, but, usually I could just get him to settle for Mexican food. lol

TJBM can whistle with two fingers

nebule's avatar

I can whistle with four.. does that count?

TJBM is totally loved up today!

Foolaholic's avatar

Actually, Saturday was my loved up day. It was my birthday

TJBM Prefers fresh fruit to fresh chocolate.

snowberry's avatar

I love chocolate, especially the darkest kind. It’s what I prefer. But I’ll choose low sugar snacks anyway, fruit or otherwise.

TJBM likes to watch Dr Phil.

Mat74UK's avatar

False – Not a clue who he is.
TJBM – Is going abroad at some point this year.

snowberry's avatar

Not that I am aware of, but Hubby just got back from the Dominican Republic.

TJBM is expecting a Valentine’s Day present of some sort.

OpryLeigh's avatar

Not really. My boyfriend and I don’t usually buy each other gifts for Valentines. To be honest, I am inpressed tha he remembered to wish me a happy valentines day :D

TJBM is surprised at some news they heard recently.

erichw1504's avatar

True. Heard on the radio this morning that the Bieb’s lost Best New Artist at the Grammy’s. I’m not a fan of his, but I figured he’d be a lock-in for the award.

TJBM had a piece of fruit this morning.

Coloma's avatar

Not yet, but..I had blackberries with raw honey last night. Mmmmm!

TJBM woke up to wind and rain

erichw1504's avatar

False. Calm and sunny.

TJBM is having a good hair day.

blueiiznh's avatar

Not a good hair day, A Great Hair Day
TJBM smells spring in the air.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Absolutely I do! Birds are singing! It’s wonderful!

TJBM lives on the wrong side of the world, and they smell fall in the air.

erichw1504's avatar

False. I live on the correct side of the world.

TJBM loves fish tacos.

Dutchess_III's avatar

That sounds disgusting.

TJBM is crossing their eyes as we speak.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM thinks the jelly above me is weird for their dislike of fish tacos.

jonsblond's avatar

False. It may just be the one thing @Dutchess_III and I have in common. ;)

TJBM did not watch the Grammy’s last night. and doesn’t care about missing it

Dutchess_III's avatar

True. So there are two things we have in common @jonsblond! Heh!

TJBM finally hired a contractor to finish building the thing.

erichw1504's avatar

False. Not building anything right now.

TJBM owns an iPad.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False, but my hubby got me a Pandigital for Christmas, which is sort of a cross between an ereader and a digital tablet. It’s sort of a knock off iPad, just with less features.

The jelly below me is having a WONDERFUL Valentine’s Day so far!!! I am!

Dutchess_III's avatar

Um. No. It’s not a bad day, but nothing special.

TJBM is very schedule oriented.

Coloma's avatar

False. I hate routine. Unless it is MY routine! lol

TJBM needs to go to the bathroom

blueiiznh's avatar

Nope, I am good. But thanks for asking.
TJBM got their message in first

Dutchess_III's avatar

Bleh! Off to work now! FYI @Coloma..I peed about 10 minutes ago. Thought you might be interested in the details!
No, I let you HAVE IT @blueiiznh!

TJBM is not a clothes horse but does have a plethora of shoes in their closet….

blueiiznh's avatar

ummm Both
TJBM needs to get some work done today

Coloma's avatar

@Dutchess_III

Did you know that every time you pee a small amount of urine is secreted into your mouth?
lol Bizarre trivia.

False.

Today is car day. Oil change, tire rotation, safety check…blah

TJBM is addicted to rice crackers and wosabi peas.

erichw1504's avatar

@Coloma I read that while eating and it almost came back up, thanks.

False.

TJBM enjoyed the outdoors this past weekend.

Blueroses's avatar

True. I always enjoy the outdoors.

TJBM can’t help singing along to ABBA songs.

and happy belated birthday, @Foolaholic

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has dated someone 5 or more years of age apart from themselves.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True. The first time, I was 17 and he was 24, the next time I was 18 and he was 27.

The jelly below me is allergic to nuts.

Foolaholic's avatar

False. I have no allergies, and if past experience is anything to go on, I’m apparently immune to poison ivy as well.

TJBM had a psychedelic phase

erichw1504's avatar

True, if by “psychedelic” you mean “experimented”.

TJBM has seen a movie in 3D before and would like to tell us what movie it was.

Blueroses's avatar

Gnomeo & Juliet is 3D as God intended :)

TJBM knows what a Chinook Wind is

erichw1504's avatar

Chinook winds, often called chinooks, commonly refers to foehn winds in the interior West of North America, where the Canadian Prairies and Great Plains meet various mountain ranges, although the original usage is in reference to wet, warm coastal winds in the Pacific Northwest.

TJBM checks their cell phone at least once every hour during the day.

Yeah @Blueroses, I cheated.

Blueroses's avatar

nice wiki, @erichw1504 :) Have you been working out?

erichw1504's avatar

@Blueroses Actually, I have been. Thanks for noticing.

cookieman's avatar

True. I always have it on silent (no vibrate), so I look to see if someone has contacted me. Plus, I check Fluther on my iPhone.

TJBM thinks @Blueroses and @erichw1504 sound like the beginning or a porn movie.
“nice wiki, @erichw1504 :) Have you been working out?”
@Blueroses Actually, I have been. Thanks for noticing.

Foolaholic's avatar

Huh, the first fluther porno? I can see that. Sounds scandalous.

TJBM values charisma as a character trait.

kenmc's avatar

I’m introverted and socially awkward, so not really…

TJBM is tired of hearing about V-day.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False, I LOVE this holiday!

The jelly below me is ready for AmWiser to post part 9 of this question.

erichw1504's avatar

True. Getting pretty close to 500 answers!

TJBM is still adhering to their New Year’s Resolution.

jonsblond's avatar

False. I don’t think eating cupcakes for breakfast is “eating healthy”.

TJBM did something today they’ve never done before.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Does test driving 4 cars count? Up from 2 in one day.

TJBM has a car with only two doors. ( no hatch backs )

AmWiser's avatar

False. 4 doors and a hatch.
TJBM takes 2 days to recuperate from jet-lag after a vacation.

AmWiser's avatar

@All part 9 to be posted on Wednesday.;-)

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Nope Jet lag is not an issue, lucky I guess.

TJBM has a birthday in March.

chyna's avatar

True.
TJBM is going to bed early tonight.

Coloma's avatar

True-ish
Well, by 10, it is 8:49 now.

TJBM likes chocolate covered pretzels

nebule's avatar

I’ve never tasted chocolate covered pretzels but they sound absolutely yummy!!!

TJBM has a cheeky grin on their face this morning :o)

Foolaholic's avatar

Yeah. Microsoft Excel was giving me shit this morning, and it put me in a very ‘fuck it’ sort of foolish mood.

TJBM LOATHES busywork

erichw1504's avatar

False. I don’t mind being busy once in a while.

TJBM has a wild side.

Facade's avatar

True.
TJBM feels like a child sometimes.

Coloma's avatar

True. But in a ‘mature’ way, childlike but not childish. ;-)

TJBM loves Caramel and Cinnamon apples

Foolaholic's avatar

I do! Caramel at least. I’ve never had a cinnamon apple, but it sounds delightful.

TJBM is making their own supper tonight.

blueiiznh's avatar

I make my own every night.
TJBM has tickets for something coming up very soon

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False. But I’m trying to find tickets to a concert that I’ll enjoy, since I’ve never been to one.

The jelly below me is hopelessly addicted to something. I’m hopelessly addicted to Taco Bell, despite the lack of nutritional content…

chyna's avatar

Yes, peanut M&M’s.
TJBM is planning their summer vacation now.

Coloma's avatar

True/false
In fantasy yes, reality, no. haha
I took two vacations in 2010, so, might have to skip this year. It’s on the fence. :-)

TJBM needs a makeover haha

nebule's avatar

yes I probably do!

TJBM is scared about something imminent

chyna's avatar

Yes, starting my new job Monday. (I was supposed to start last Monday, but there was a paperwork snafu.)
TJBM is an avid golfer.

nebule's avatar

@chyna much luck and hugs coming your way, it will be glorious of course once you settle in xxx

chyna's avatar

@nebule Thank you!

Dutchess_III's avatar

@Coloma THAT IS MORE INFORMATION THAN I NEEDED TO KNOW!

@chyna I could have been, if my life had taken another direction. Maybe could have gone pro. But…no.

TJBM has to keep reminding themselves it’s Tuesday night and not Friday night.

@chyna congrats on your job!!!! Excitement here!!!

blueiiznh's avatar

WHAT? It’s not Friday??????
TJBM is already up past their bedtime

blueiiznh's avatar

@chyna Best of luck on the start and new job

Dutchess_III's avatar

Not yet…30 minutes. So I’m managing to jerk myself into the right mind frame!

A year from now TJBM will, occasionally, have to remind herself that it’s Tuesday night, and not Friday night, and that she has to GET UP and GO TO WORK in the morning!!!

blueiiznh's avatar

@Dutchess_III I am not a **her** and now can’t play :(

Coloma's avatar

TJBM likes my new avatar. haha

nebule's avatar

< is a bit confused by your avatar but that can only be a good thing ;-)

TJBM is angry with someone and needs to get it off their chest

AmWiser's avatar

True. Angry at myself and I need to get over it.
TJBM will gladly follow this thread to Part 9

Dutchess_III's avatar

LOL! @Coloma! Where on earth…??!!

Oh, thank you @AmWiser! GLADLY!!

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