Your definition of laziness is...

Escalators, clap-on clap-off lamps, dishwashers, and remote controls :) I use them all too.

Pre-fried bacon (pop into microwave), ready made mac ‘n cheese, ready cubed cheese, and pre-shredded lettuce.

Okay, we actaully had this discussion one night at my house. I was shown this: http://gadgets.gunaxin.com/ten-gadgets-designed-specifically-for-lazy-people/44431#

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Letting your child fall asleep with the help of Nickelodeon instead of Dr. Seuss.

Christmas decorations still up in June. . . .or later.

Buying anything lower quality than what you can make yourself.

Being lazy isn’t how much time you spend on the sofa it’s how much time you spend being complacent and apathical.

Suicide is lazy. Religion is lazy.

Only making food or doing a chore when you have to get up to pee. This was me yesterday.

I looked laziness up in the dictionary and there was a picture of me; one of those little sketches. That really sucks.

@JustJessica Link doesn’t work for me.

Peple who let their dogs crap all over their yards, leaving them there almost exclusively. Take them for a walk idle sods!

Letting other people do your work and constantly making excuses so you don’t have to do your share.

Having Jeeves brush my teeth for me. ;)

I must aologise for the glaring error in my previous post above. Peple?? I seem to be mising an “o” not laziness though, just plain dopiness :¬)

Good examples above, so I’ll go the opposite route and mention something that once was called lazy and now is an absolute must: TV remotes. Can you imagine having to get off the sofa every time you wanted to change one of the billion channels you can now get on cable? Of course, I do remember the prehistoric days before TV remotes. People seemed thinner then. ;-)

How about driving across the street… for fast food?

@JustJessica I watched (part) of the video. It is truly disgusting. Don’t they know about the automated toilet with the heated seats and the water that squirts directly into strategic areas?

You don’t need no stinkin’ toilet paper!

@WasCy I had just moved to a new neighborhood and wasn’t sure about the safety of the area. The Giant grocery store was across the street. I mean, across the parking lot and a two lane street-250 yard away. I drove to the grocery store. But I was so ashamed that someone would see me, I circled the block twice and went in a back way. Like the condo residents were watching. Geez.