Funny/clever reasons to join Habitat for Humanity?

We show buttcracks to fill house cracks. I know it’s awful. Sorry.

We always get the best wood.

We get to drill good and deep.

We fill every hole… with our caulk.

We’ve nailed it.
We’re talkin’ caulkin’.
We’re building a solid reputation.
We’ve got perfect pitch.
We’re on the level.

We give sweat we give grime
We give lots of our time
To build homes for such poor
As haven’t even a door
For families four walls
Is that too much to ask?
If you give us your money
We will finish this task.

It’s where you can find all the studs.
It’s just plane nice.

@aprilsimnel Definitely going to use the stud one!

• We have the best erections
• We’re building a foundation for a future
• We really know how to raise the roof
• We know how to tell a king stud from a sleeper
• Our framing members are always straight
• We’re known for our flashing

I’m sure I’ll think of more later…so this is what those classes I took in construction inspection are useful for!

Come see what well built looks like

If you think I’m well built, you should see what I do on the weekend!

Construction junkie

Jimmy Carter buys donuts on Fridays.