All of the Star Fleet officers meet in a time/space continuum type situation: make up your dream team?

My dream team consists of all the malcontents and rebels of Star Trek: Fearless Captain Benjamin Maxwell of the the USS Phoenix sits in the big chair, while his first officer is Matthew Decker, the crazed and relentless captain of the USS Constellation who flew straight down the throat of a planet-eater, still screaming defiance. Communications would of course be run by Harcourt Fenton Mudd, whose sly skullduggery would serve well in the position. At science I can think of no one better than evil Mirror Universe Spock.

Picard as resident drama teacher for the highschool, Jordie Laforge is definitely not around, 7 of 9 is the bartender, Spock is ship’s comedy act, Capt. Kirk is on board event coordinator/interior decorator, Scotty gets to manage the bar with 7 of 9, Data gets to be captain because the job will get done and who gives a shit about who drives the ship that has artificial intelligence, Wharf gets to control the teleporter because we don’t need the drunk people screwing around with the expensive shit.

eh, what else, We put a pharangue in the warp core area… Which should ensure that we get into some very tricky ass situations.

Make the holodeck a proper brothel, as everyone knows that’s what it is anyway…

Let number one run the brothel…

that exhausts my cast list…

Where have all the trekkies trekkers nerds geeks jellies gone?

Picard as captain.
Data as his number one.
Q is admiral or something equally cool.
The EMH Doctor.
Neelix and Guinan in Ten Forward, so long as there’s a chair for Morn.
O’Brien can run the transporter, provided that he doesn’t bring Keiko.
Jadzia Dax can come, but not Ezri.
I like Chakotay, so we’ll give him some kind of job.
Worf in charge of security.
Old Scotty can run engineering, with Odo as his right-hand changeling.
Sulu can replace Majel as the voice of the ship’s computer.
Uhura can run the ship’s nail salon.
T’Pol can just stand around looking hot.

Here’s who’s not allowed on my Enterprise: Deanna, Alexander, Sisko, Janeway, Trip, Tom Paris, Tasha Yar, B’elanna.

Come on don’t be mean: Trip can be the guy who changes flat tires, and Troi can do the dishes. I loved Sisko, just saying. Oh, and Tasha was a babe – and died like a hero.

;-)

All right, fine. As long as I don’t have to see them :)

I liked Sisko fine, but Avery Brooks creeped me out when I saw him at FanExpo a few years ago. He sang us some gospel. It was weird.

JilltheTooth and I are discussing this right now.

Captain: Benjamin Sisco
First Officer: Tuvok
Comms officer: 7 of 9
Chief Engineer: O’Brien
Chief Medical Officer: Bashir
Science Officer: Spock
Head of Security: Worf
Helmsman: Data / Tom Paris
Ship’s Counselor: Jadzia Dax

@KatawaGrey Ahhh – you and mom and I are on the same wavelength – I, too like Sisko.