What's a bumper sticker you've never seen but want?
I haven’t seen one, but I’ve heard they exist: “Kill your TV!” I want one of those.
What bumper sticker would you like to have but have never seen?
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Bracing myself…
“If guns kill people, do pencils misspell words?”
I can’t think of a bumper sticker that I haven’t seen that I would want, but I recall something to the effect of:
The paranoid schizophrenic dyslexic megalomaniacal theist believes that he is the dog that is out to get him.
Not that I’d put it on my car or anything.
I like: I’m not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
You can tell alot about a person by what kind of person they are.
Don’t drink and Derive
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix
My other car is the TARDIS.
Obscure reference but:
“No Farms, No Famine”
It’s never too late to have a happy childhood. Wordsworth.
Also, most independent distro companies run by anarchists have some incarnation of “Kill Your TV” stickers. I like Microcosm Publishing. AK Press is good, too.
That’ll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo!
PETA – - People Eating Tasty Animals
@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Oooo, nice. I also like (have actually seen it) “Archaeologists dig dead people” and “Archaeologists – they’ll date any old thing”.
When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.
@seazen That’s one of my favorite quotes
“The more I get to know people, the more I love my dog”.
Stuff your pie hole, eat more pie!
@seazen What?? That’s outrageous! I always eat this many Doritos… ;)
To Err is Human
To Arr is Pirate
@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard – You can get a Reading is Sexy sticker… I know it’s not the same, but it’s close :)
I always get compliments on my t-shirt!
@aprilsimnel – I have one that says “My other car is the Millennium Falcon” :)
I think I’ve seen this as a button online somewhere, but not a sticker. And, yes, I’m showing my “beliefs” here, but I just love I hope the fetus you save is gay.
A friend of mine studying library sciences sent out a link to a shirt that said “Librarians: More shushin’ for the pushin’”
@incendiary_dan There’s also one that says “Librarians: Givin’ it away for free!”
God, I have such a librarian fetish…
@WasCy, been there, done that… even worked at a library for a while. For some strange reason, the blue haired old ladies that worked there didn’t quite match the raven-haired, bespectacled vixens I see in my dreams.
@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard you’re living “too much in the present”, then. Keep in mind that those blue-haired old ladies were once raven-haired (and still bespectacled, though maybe not anyone’s idea of ‘vixens’) when they were younger. Get them to let their blue hair down (if it still will) and tell you about that.
@seazen….I’ll be in my bunk.
oh shit, that’s Eva Angelina!
Calm it down a notch—we’re only driving.
This is one tasteless, baseless sick motherfucker of a joke that i definately don’t get Because your automobile is so not powered by anything as enchanting as fairy dust, unless i’m missing something, isn’t it more likely powered by dead organic black ooze, totally charmless, completely without nutrition, spilled and slurped on occasion all over the ocean’s surface, with lethal consequences, choking the living planet on combustion and fought to the death over by the industrialised world?
I’ve been wanting to make a line of stickers that follow the pattern:
“This is America, Learn to Speak__________”
The blank would be filled in with a variety of indigenous languages. For my area, I’d either have Narragansett or Nipmuc.
Chargoggagoggmanchaugagoggchaubunagungamaug
@WasCy That lake is about twenty minutes from my house.
@incendiary_dan I used to live on it, but now I drive an hour to sail there.
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