@ladymia69 I could write a book about him, and would, had he not already written it himself. His stories are totally wild, and he’s had to do some things in life that most people would find very unsavory. In fact, most people do, and are afraid of him, especially women.
He’s a journalist, but he writes memoir and fiction, too. His work has taken him all over the world, and thrown him into some pretty amazing experiences. When he talks about people, he always describes them first, and he is the best person at describing people I have ever met. I’ll try to imitate his style in the next paragraph. I have learned a lot from him about description.
He’s medium height, but very gaunt. Almost no meat on his bones. His face is sculpted in sharp angles, with deep set, shadowed eyes, and a proboscis nearly the size of Mt. Ranier. His head is topped by full, richly bountiful hair that is combed over in an almost fifties style wave. He likes clothes and always dresses as stylishly as someone with no money and no home can. When I last saw him, he looked like he was about to head out to the cricket grounds.
I met him in my bipolar group, which means he’s supposed to be crazy. He’s made a lot of decisions, I would never make, but I can’t say he is living completely on the moon. He is the slickest guy I’ve ever seen. He thinks so fast and has such a deep knowledge of literature, plus he writes all these “lines,” and memorizes them. He can pull out the right quip faster than you can think “but…” So he is very entertaining.
But he is also a risk-taker. It’s in his genes. He just doesn’t give a shit, and on some level, doesn’t care if he dies. So he’s been in many situations where he could have lost his life, and he survived them.
Most people see only this wise-cracking, somewhat unsympathetic, arrogant person and can’t imagine that he has any kind feelings for other people. He never lets down his guard. Well, almost never.
He has incredible problems with his wife, who really is crazy but never admits it or does anything about it. She had him arrested for terroristic threats recently, and he was thrown in jail. He was in court a lot, and homeless for weeks after he got out of jail. I have never asked him about what happened in jail, because I know he lost some teeth. I don’t want to know any more.
Anyway, the DA was going to prosecute, but slowly, over the weeks, everyone came to realize that his soon to be ex wife was crazy, and by the time it got to court, the last cop who was going to testify, pulled out. The judge, who he had spoken arrogantly to over and over was quite disappointed. She wanted to bust his ass back to jail, but there was no one to testify against him. So, reluctantly, she mumbled that he was free to go.
You can see that he appears to be a very arrogant and unsavory character. Did I mention that he appears to be a misogynist, too? He always condescends to women more than anyone else, and he speaks of them in the most objectified ways. I’m not going to tell you his favorite joke.
You are probably wondering why I put up with him, or even like him. I’m smart enough that he enjoys my company (plus I buy him drinks). He tells good stories, which means I don’t have to talk much. I may write a lot, but it’s much harder for me to talk. I can do it, and I can perform, but I more of a responsive person than an initiator. That’s why Q&A is so good for me.
The main reason I like him is that I know him without knowing him. He is truly one of the more vulnerable and lost people I have ever met, and I have met so many lost people. You would never know this if you didn’t see him in the few moments when he lets his guard down. Also, he truly cares for me. He may tease me and beat on me all the time, but if he sees that I look or sound like I’m getting hurt, he always changes his tune. He calls me all the time. Even though I don’t call him back very much. And we share this experience with chemical imbalances in our minds.
And he is the man who longs for a night of spooning. He is always talking about sex and all these women he meets and chats up, but it really is talk, or so he says. But it is hardly a surprise that he wants a night to feel comfortable and not alone, given how hard and foreboding his exterior is. Well, it’s not a surprise to me, anyway.