If you had the chance to date a fellow jelly would you? And if so, who?
From what I’ve seen, there are a lot of jelly’s out there with jelly crushes. So it made me curious, if given the chance, would you date another jelly?..And if your brave enough, who?..I know a lot of us don’t have our own picture as our display picture and some don’t even have a profile description. But, I’m talking about developing a crush by how smart or funny their comments are. We all know we’re all attracted to that in some way. So who and why? :)
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Yes, and he knows who he is. We are both currently married.
I’m happily married, but in a parallel universe it would be @FutureMemory. He is like my ultimate jelly crush.
Interesting. Usually when questions like this are asked, my immediate answer is @loser because, holy crap, serious crush.
This time, though, I got this mental image of living with @Sarcasm. We could stay at home and play video games and be socially anxious together. And @rangerr could come visit us all the time and she’d always try to get us to leave the house but there’d be two of us and only one of her so she’d never win! She’d just hang out with us where we’re comfortable! :D
Nah, I am over dating, I am with a man I love and that is plenty. But there are many people, male and female who really interest me and I would love to be friends with them in real life. Well if their real life personas are like their fluther ones I would like to be friends.
I can confess to a jelly crush.
But I think we are both “taken” so I guess it would be improper to mention whom.
I’m married but in fantasy I do have a couple of crushes.
I’m not bold enough to say who they are.
@jonsblond
But only to create thread-drama. ;-)
Yes I would. Not saying who. Nope, you can’t make me.
There’s one or two ladies that have caught my attention, I’d love to cook breakfast for but distance would be an impossible hurdle… besides I doubt I could get enough time off work to even date, I’m working seven days a week as it is! :-/
If she was local & single, I might just be able to squeeze one in….. a date that is!!
Jude, PsychoCandy, and I think I might marry mabl8tr on March 21st to be precise.
I will confess to a jelly crush. Unnamed.
Is Natalie Portman a jelly yet?
Well, I feel all kinds of brave now, for admitting my real jelly crush.
I would date a fellow Jelly, yes. The identity of said Jelly not to be mentioned here.
I love my wife and this is not possible but I would see lucillelucillelucille. I enjoy her wit and charm. Smile
I would for sure date Lucille She is Hawt! ;) WOOF!
there are some jellies i’d like to crush !!
just kidding :)
Not at this point (sorry fellow Jellies). There are several jellies I find fascinating, but I’d need to know more before I could say I’d actually date any of them. Ohh, and I’d have to be single first. :)
@Summum On some level yes, but there are particular things I would need to know about them before I’d even date them. (I was a bit picky about who I would date when I was single.)
I agree with you on that. I never did do the blind date thing. Didn’t like the idea.
JilltheTooth takes me out on dates all the time. First she’ll buy me lunch and then take me to a movie. On the way back to her place, she’ll stop and buy me some nice chocolates and then, if she’s really lucky, I’ll spend the night. ;)
If we were both single and lived closer together, I think Fiddle and I would either become best friends or passionate lovers. But only if the zombie apocalypse coincided with our meeting.
Then again, if I was single, I would probably hop on a train and go have a threesome with Simone and her husband.
Oh yes I certainly would… who are they? Well that is for only me to know
My Fluther crush decamped in a huff. No accounting for taste.
Yes, and he’s a boy.
I’m happily taken, though.
MIlo here: I would choose Marwyn, the gorgeous goose, followed closely by Molly, Frankie, or Zuppie (if he could learn to keep his yap shut).
Absolutely.
As an aside, here is some interesting reading on Jellyfish Romance
This is not to be confused or assumed as part of my absolutely.
@gailcalled/Milo: Zup is incapable of keeping his yap shut.
@KatawaGrey ; We still need to see Black Swan, and I’ll buy you food!
@milo: I’ll muzzle him and cauterize his larynx with a hot poker.
The male Jellies I’d want to date are gay or married, the female ones are straight or married, can I just have a big orgy party for us all to mingle in a wild tentacly kind of way?
I think I need to find a way to poke out my mind’s eye…
Mine would be Fiddle. If only I were younger, or he a bit older.
@Jude – What happened to @jeffgoldblumsahems?
JilltheTooth (11111points ) OMG!...tight.
@janbb I still have lurve with for @jeffblumstwoyamsandahaggis.
I’m taken in real life, too, but I would definitely date the hell out of @Jude in return. There are a few other Jellies I’d date. I’ve got more than one hardcore crush on here…
I think it’s only natural to develop attractions. There are some peeps I would definitely like to grab a beer with!
I’m engaged to @hobbitsubculture.
If I weren’t so dang happily married, I’d be hitting on a number of jellies – both male and female.
@jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities; So who exactly is Abso, and more importantly, is she having an appropriately ecstatic time with Lutely? And who is Lutely?
I would, yes. But since the feeling isn’t mutual, I will spare myself the embarrassment of naming names.
Id probably go with Trance24…...
wait a minute…...
If I weren’t married, I’d love to date a few jellies. I have crushes on Vunessah, Lucille, Adirondackwannabe, Cruiser, Coloma, Neffie, Josie, Kayak8 and two others that I won’t mention. All my crushes are either taken or don’t swing my way.
I’d date Johnpowell. :) If we’re both still single in 8 years, we’re getting married.
I have another jelly crush, but I’m not brave enough to admit that one yet.
Welp, I feel creepy, but Symbeline. Her responses are always funny, and let’s be frank, that is a HAWTHAWTHAWT profile picture.
How cool is my lurve total right now??? 11111 Just sayin’
Ack! Somebody lurved me out of my coolitude!
@josie I’m good at keeping secrets, until I decide to out myself. :P
I adore several Jellies but alas, when I learned of @bob_‘s lovely girlfriend, all my romantic dreams were crushed.
I’m happily married but I would try to set @Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard up with beloved sisters, daughters, friends if he was free. He is truly an intriguing fellow.
Only one person picked me? WTF.
Could be worse. No one might pick you.
@tranquilsea do ya feel like the last one left to be picked for a team in gym class? I do! lol
@wilma lol we can sit in the corner together and make fun of everyone (not that I’ve ever done that)
That’s the problem with questions where people are named….but tis the nature of the game….
It’s all in good fun and we know it! :-)
my problem, if it can be considered a problem, is that I retired my ability to flirt when I got married and I used to be a terrible/great flirt
@MissAnthrope I’ve totally tried to flirt with you, even though I know you play for the other team ;)
@kenmc: Well, screw that. I’d snap you up in a minute if I could.
Any of the women over 50.
I totally have a jelly crush. I just won’t say!
Oh, I see how this game is played. Well then. I’m the same as her ^^... and him double ^^, and a few others, as well.
Hmph. Oh. And Fluther, too. Big, big crush there. ;-)
Ok, here’s a little secret….
My biggest jelly crush is….
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There! Aren’t you glad you stayed up for this? Ahahahahahahaha!
Sure, if I was about 30 or 40 years younger, unattached, and not a porous fry cook living in a pineapple, under the sea. ;-p
No way. It’s the mystery that keeps it fun!
mmmmmmmm fluther jelly. Sounds hot!
Ideal: Fiddle and psychocandy all on one big, fat date.
Platonic fun. I crush on both a bit. Doesn’t mean that I want to knock boots with them.
Hmmm, date a fellow jelly huh?.... Would I do that?.... Hmmm, let me see…........................... ~
aww @harple. Wait for the “Would you marry a jelly?” question :)
“I hear there’s Gold in them thar’ hills!”
@MissAnthrope I don’t care what team you play for . . . you still make me smile!
@Kayak8 – I am on the women’s softball team, if you get my drift. I admit that I’ve always had a bit of a crush on you. ;)
I would take each and every single one of you out at the same time!
The first round is on me!
Maybe you could get a few more rounds. Just for good time sake and good messure @Blondesjon :P Also, record it and talk about the crazy jelly night on the air later in the week :D lol
@Axemusica . . . are you kidding?!? we’d do a live feed that night!
Haha, excellent. Fluther party woot woot.
@MissAnthrope I somehow suspected the softball team. I have always been on the swim team, simply lacking the coordination on land that I have in wet environments.
[insert crude joke about “wet environments”]
@MacBean I wasn’t going to go there but my mind did!
Glad I wasn’t the only one.
That’s why I wrote it, but @MacBean gets all the lurve . . . dare I say anything about a “tongue in cheek” reference after the last comment?
@Kayak8 That would be working your core!
@Kayak8 I lurved you for setting it up for me! ♥
Imma have to fight @Allie for johnpowell.
The infrequency of the appearance of my name in this thread amazes me. Am I a prize so rare that it is folly even to aspire. Or, perhaps, all the Flutherettes are lesbians, and all the “gay” guys hanging here are closet heterosexuals. In any case, damn you all!
@ratboy, don’t worry. I never make it on the date list! Doesn’t mean we aren’t lurved!
@cak and @ratboy how about the three of us dateless jellies stay in and rent a movie and pop some popcorn.
@SuperMouse Can I sckootch in too? I’m pretty dateless. I’ll bring peanut M&M’s.
@SuperMouse . . . did you just drop a Heathers reference?
Can I join in with the other dateless jellies? I’ll bring some Twizzlers and Raisinettes.
Me too! I’ll bake brownies.
lol we dateless jellies get a party instead!
A party is better than a date any day!
Hey, guys I’ve got a party to which you all were invited…what’s wrong with my party, huh? Not wild enough for ya? Hmmmmm?
Ah Jilly – you know it’s always a party when you’re around.
@Blondesjon never, ever pass up the chance to drop a Heathers reference. That is one of my steadfast rules for life. @Chyna, come on in, bring some sodas
I’ll bring the beer, party instead of date…so much better! Heathers, rocks!
<== Also dateless. Then again, isn’t that how it always has been? A party sounds much more promising that a date. I’ll bring the band. I’ll be the one playing the trumpet. Please don’t put your hands over your ears. Remember, jellies only do lurve. Or nothing.
Can it be the end of the popularity contest yet?
Aww Ken, I’ll date you if you want.
Dateless jellies, unite! Parties are better anyway. Hmph.
@augustlan I’ll bring chocolate cake balls! And a chocolate fondue pot. And chocolate covered cherries. And chocolate covered strawberries. And chocolate…
You know, if I wasn’t married, @loser would be a good choice for me! He loves animals and so do I. Where is he??
I know he’s isn’t around much but I’d hit up Lapilofu.
Hey can we belt out some karaoke at this party?
Don’t feel bad, @augustlan , I date myself all the time…no one else will take me out!
That’s why I’m throwing this party…
@JilltheTooth I totally missed your party! If I can be so bold as to speak for the other dateless jellies sitting with me watching Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, we can combine our parties and toss one gigantic shindig. All those with plans this evening (i.e. on dates with fellow jellies) are welcome to pop in after the date is over!
Really, my party wins. We’ll all be phosphorescing, who can beat that? The Cousteau Foundation will be dropping by to record the phenomenon, and I’m sure fame and fortune will follow…
Fame and Fortune? Are you sure?
I’m sorry. I gotta stay away from that. It’s bad for my pancreas.
Wundy, I promise we’ll blur out your…er…tentacles for the documentary. No one will know it’s you. ‘Cept us. heeheehee
I probably shouldn’t answer this question! It’s not possible, there are just too many beautiful and intelligent Jellettes.
I have a jelly friend who has done it twice and ended up regretting it very badly. A couple of the most painful experiences of his life. Actually, he’s going through one (a breakup) now and I am very worried about him. He is in a lot of pain and he is really badly off and he wants help but he refuses to ask for it. He talks to me, but I can’t help except to urge him to get help elsewhere.
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