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Would you loan Lindsay Lohan your car?

Asked by 6rant6 (13705points) February 10th, 2011

Saturday morning, the doorbell rings. It’s Lindsay Lohan.

She explains that her car broke down near here on her way to meet a writer who has a movie that she’s read and wants to make. (If you can come up with a more sympathetic premise, use it!)

Near tears, she says she’s sure this is the only chance she’ll have to land the part. She’s desperate to put all the crap behind her and get her career revived. She’s convinced this is THE script.

She asks if she can borrow your car. She’ll bring it straight back after the meeting; she says she’ll make it up to you.

What do you say?

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faye's avatar

I say let me drive you and hang around, drive you home. What an opportunity!

bob_'s avatar

Dude, I wouldn’t let the Pope drive my car.

Lindsay Lohan? Puh-leeze!

tinyfaery's avatar

She could rent it for a reasonable fee.

WestRiverrat's avatar

She would have to live up to my bumper sticker. ’@$$, gas, or grass – Nobody Rides Free’

zenvelo's avatar

I’m with @faye. I would not believe that story coming from her mouth. But I would drive her where she is going, or, actually, drive her to an AA meeting.

Bluefreedom's avatar

“Lindsay, here’s the reality of it all. You’re mostly a lost cause at this point in your life and you can’t even buy yourself into a movie role or audition let alone drive yourself to one. What you need to do is spend some more time with your degenerate role models Britney Spears and Paris Hilton and discover that you’re pretty much a nobody. Just get a good laugh from the fact that when all 3 of you put your heads together, you draw a collective IQ of about 23. Bye bye stardom, hello mediocrity. And no, you can’t borrow my car but thanks for asking.”

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

Theoretically? Hell no. You can’t trust that girl as far as you can push her. That’s how addiction works.

Really? If Lindsay Lohan knocked on my door, I’d be too stunned to say no.

Buttonstc's avatar

No. But I’ll gladly drive you over to the Pasadena Recovery Center where Dr. Drew has a starring role tailor-made just for you.

You’ll be on Celebrity Rehab. Isn’t that great ?

Dr_Lawrence's avatar

Out of courtesy, I would agree to drive her (if I could), but that is as far as I would be willing to go.

SavoirFaire's avatar

Of course I would! When that car gets crashed, as it inevitably will be, the check she writes to keep me quiet will pay for my next three cars.

ucme's avatar

Not a chance, but i’d ride her arse for a dollar though…..if I was in the mood at that precise moment of course.

coffeenut's avatar

lol…People have a better chance of learning to flap their arms and fly than borrowing my car…I doubt I would know/care who Lindsay Lohan was Saturday morning….and I’m sure she wouldn’t get through her story before she met my door…

12Oaks's avatar

Not her, nor anybody else.

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PhiNotPi's avatar

I’m with @SavoirFaire on this.

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