Why is the fat on my buttox always cold?

Maybe because your butt is always hanging out of your pants!

Blood can’t get to the fat part. Men always say that women always have cold butts and cold feet

Ive heard of cold feet? But not a cold booty? Mines just warm and dandy right now. You know what’s so Amazing? Those butt warmers they put on the seats of cars!!! Love em.

@ TheHaight, Totally! Even better on a cold winter day.

Maybe it has something to do with your lifestyle? You don’t spend your days siting on a block of ice do you? That could cause it. Maybe if you give us a play by play on an average day, we could help you out.

It means you need to shake it.

yes randy.!! Especially on a cold winter day. Looks like your bear on your avatar needs butt warmers too. Or he’s got built in butt warmers?

Hahaha! Because of the strong, fierce nature, that particular bear lives without them. It would destroy his rep to have to ask. Now, me on the other hand…totally different story. Hahaha.

Old wives tale (I’ll translate as best I can):
Once upon a time, on a ferry, one of the windows broke and the people on board had to find something to stop the sea water pouring in…......eventually this married man grabs his wife, sticks her bum in the hole to block it. The wife commented “the bum can handle it” – and as a result, ladies bums are always cold…..

The above is from an unofficial, unconfirmed source, no responsibility taken for it’s accuracy