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NSFW! Have you been walked in on while masturbating? Tell me about it!

Asked by Tiana_Laree (57points) February 14th, 2011

I have! 3 times. Once by my boyfriend (not such a big deal), once by a roommate (pretty awkward), and once by my Mother! That was horrific! Please share. Let me know I am not alone in this embarrassing pleasure killing experience.

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wundayatta's avatar

Once. By my boss. I was 17 at the time. I don’t know if he saw me or not, because I quickly zipped up when I saw him and he never said anything. But now that I think about it, what are you going to say? It’s probably just as embarrassing to catch as it is to be caught.

Vunessuh's avatar

Nope. I am a sneaky, masturbating ninja.

Supacase's avatar

Oh, bad memory. Bad, bad memory!

I was young – maybe 7th grade – and it was over my clothes because I was so worried about getting caught. Well, sure enough, in walks Grandma. She knew exactly what I was doing even though I stopped in .0002 seconds from the time she opened the door and shamed me pretty good. The rest of the visit was awkward.

kenmc's avatar

Yup. A couple times. All by family. It wasn’t fun.

DeanV's avatar

Why did this show up in my “Questions For You”?

Seelix's avatar

Not yet. I think I project a mental cloaking device.

SkulpTor's avatar

LOL! Yes!! Once. OK, twice. Thank God it was never my mom or my dad! XD!

XOIIO's avatar

LOL wow, you guys need to learn to be slick.

no pun intended.

MacBean's avatar

Yep. More than once. Because my door has no lock on it and my family doesn’t knock. And if they hear any sort of noise that’s out of the ordinary, they barge in to see what’s going on.

DominicX's avatar

Yes, embarrassingly enough. No one’s ever seen anything explicit to my knowledge, but the few times it’s happened (due to me carelessly leaving my bedroom door unlocked) it was very obvious what I was doing and I’m sure my mom and sister could figure it out.

The worst time my mom walked in (my desk and computer face away from the door, but still) I had to quickly minimize what was on my laptop screen and then cover everything with my sweatshirt and pretend like nothing was going on, but my nervousness made me all shaky, so it was probably incredibly obvious…oh well…

xjustxxclaudiax's avatar

Hahahahahaha…...........................yea once._. Akward….

Ladymia69's avatar

Oh, god, do I have a story!

When I was about 7 or so, I somehow discovered a particular masturbation technique, which involved me stimulating my lady parts with a Q-tip (with a little vaseline on the tip)! I used to do it in my bedroom, sitting against the bed, and it usually took me about 5 minutes to some to orgasm. Now, I knew nothing about sex, or that this was wrong in any way…I just knew it felt good and if I did it long enough it throbbed like crazy! I used to write in my diary about it, and I would call it “tickling Stinky”!

Anyway, one day I was tickling Stinky, and suddenly my mom opened my bedroom door and caught me in the act. I froze! She had a terrible look on her face. All I remember is her telling me that if I kept doing what I was doing, I would get the Q-tip stuck up in me and would have to go to the hospital and get it surgically removed!

I knew she was full of shit, and it did not deter me…I kept on using that precise method (among others) for years, fairly regularly! And to this day, it has never been talked about or mentioned by anyone in my family again.

I can’t believe I just told that story!

Tiana_Laree's avatar

@MacBean Hahhaaahaha So, when you have kids, will you allow them to have a lock on their door once they enter adolescence?

cockswain's avatar

God. When I was a teenager, my bedroom was above my parents. I was ignorant of the fact that beating off with the vigor with which a teenager does would cause my bed to shake. My parents tried dropping subtle hints, to which I was still ignorant. Eventually, my dad just came in, turned on the lights, and demanded I give him whatever magazines he figured I must be using. That was fucking embarrassing. I didn’t have any magazines either, so that was just me, my dick, and some dirty teenage thoughts.

Another time I was rubbing one out in the bathroom (I had a magazine that time) and my mom knocked on the door. I told her I was crapping, figuring she’d leave. Well, I finished up, cleaned up the sink, put the Hustler under my shirt, and walked out. My mom was just standing there. The whole fucking time. Apparently she needed some Aloe Vera gel or a bandaid or some bullshit and just stood there. She asked me why I was “shaking” in there. I just told her I was crapping, but she asked why I kept running the water. I just got away from her.

On the flip side, I had a pretty dirty roommate. Dude had a huge porn collection, and sometimes he beat his dick so hard I thought he had a woman in his room he was taking from behind. Guess what, no woman. Anyways, I got a computer and he asked if I could show him how to get on the web (it was the mid 90s). I showed him, no problem. This computer was in my bedroom because I had nowhere else in the house to put it. So I’d come home from school or work and see my roommate on the computer sometimes. He was always looking at something like Magic The Gathering cards or looking up a movie or something. One day I used the history button and saw he’d been looking at shitloads of porn.

In my bedroom. On my chair. In sweatpants.

I let it slide a couple times, I don’t know why. Once I came home from work, and he came cruising out of my room. He had been delivering pizzas and acted like he’d just come home to take a shit. After he left, my other roommate told me he’d been in my room. I checked the internet history, and sure enough, it was full of porn.

He wasn’t crapping, he came home in the middle of a pizza delivery to look at porn on the
computer in my room.

At that point I decided this had gone way too far. A few days later I came home, he’s sitting in my room at my desk with sweatpants on, and tells me he’s looking at Magic cards online. I say “hey, you know what, let me show you a quick way to get back to sites you’ve already visited” and brought up the history right in front of him. Sure enough, he’d looked at solid anal and blowjob porn for the last twenty minutes, and I said “see look, if I want to go back to “slutty anal coeds” or “oreo blowjobs” I can just click here and go back.” I’d click on several sites, stare at his face as the site came up, and watched him shit himself.

His girlfriend also lived with us. He never went in my room again.

ucme's avatar

Yes I have, I felt like a jerk. After an uncomfortable moment or two I just pulled up my pants, walked out of the library…quiet please. & returned about my daily business :¬)

augustlan's avatar

Yes, by my mother, when I was about 13. Humiliating!

MacBean's avatar

@Tiana_Laree I don’t plan on having kids but if I change my mind for some reason, I’d at least knock before going into their rooms. Common courtesy! I really don’t mind not having a lock. I mean, it’s not like I have anything to hide. Except my damn bits! XD

absalom's avatar

No; I lock my door and am very thorough with concealment and all that. I don’t do it unless the house is empty or everybody is audibly asleep (i.e. snoring).

There was once a couple years ago, though, when a roommate almost caught me. I was quick enough that he saw nothing, but I’m sure he could have guessed what was happening. (Sitting awkwardly at my desk, laptop now closed and no books or papers in front of me.) But I almost caught him once, too, so I guess in the end it was a shared embarrassment.

sarahjane90's avatar

I was about 14… ON THE PHONE… and my Dad walked in! Luckily he walked right out and never mentioned it again. Thank God!

Mikewlf337's avatar

No. I never masterbate where I can get caught.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Yes.
I was caught by a guy that was picking me up for a date. LOL

cockswain's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille How did that date turn out?

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@cockswain – I asked him to wait for me downstairs. XD

OpryLeigh's avatar

Yes, luckily I was under the covers so hopefully they didn’t know what I was up to! I walked in on my brother once to tell him to do something, it was really obvious what he was up to so couldn’t deny it. All he said was “I’ll do it after I have finished up here”. Still makes me chuckle to this day and luckily it wasn’t awkward just funny!

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

Oh yes when I was around 7, I used the water current in the bathtub and the bathroom didn’t have a lock so my mom walked in on me and flipped a shit. She took me to a psychiatrist, can you believe it? Well she told my mom to leave me alone and that some people’s clitori are just senstive to water and other such things. After that, for about 2 years, I thought there was something wrong with me ‘cause I wanted to keep on doing it. It wasn’t until I read some Cosmo here in the U.S. that I started to be like ‘hey, wtf!, you can’t tell me not to do this!’

XOIIO's avatar

@ladymia69 call me;)

Lol

J0E's avatar

Nope. I have reflexes like a panther.

everephebe's avatar

I don’t know how I haven’t been walked in on. There has been some close calls.

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