Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me______ Part 9!

The Jelly Below Me (TJBM) is looking at the sun shine through the windows and is thinking its time to do some major spring cleaning.

Pretty soon…it is still too cold to do windows,but I did watch a beautiful sunrise this morning over the river.Maybe I’ll wait for Vunessuh to visit in July and force her into manual labor! LMAO!
TJBM loves hamsters.

False.

TJBM eats whole jalapeños for a snack.

False. I hate spicy things.

TJBM has a club foot.

The Jelly below me is wanted in three states. This person had dodged apprehension, due to some clever disguises and alias names. Is this you?

@john65pennington: you didn’t respond to the statement above! ;)

False. My feet are perfectly functional.

TJBM had accidently thrown away a bill

Accidently and on purpose too.
TJBM pays all there bills on time

Yup! Early, even.

TJBM finds cat hairs on their freshly-washed clothing, even while on vacation.

True! I can’t get rid of the darn stuff!

TJBM could use a nap.

False. Just woke up about 30 minutes ago. Had a great nights sleep, raring to go!

TJBM likes Champagne

True!

TJBM has a rumbley in their tumbley.

True. As well as a fumble in their stumble.

TJBM has been in a fight.

Yes more than once! ;)

TJBM plays the piano!

False. Can’t play an instrument to save my life.

TJBM is listening to music.

False. Listening to a stupid commercial.

TJBM hasn’t been sick in years.

False. I had some killer bug in the middle of the summer last July, but so far nothing this winter, I do get a flu shot.

TJBM is in the mood to throw a party!

True, planning a housewarming party and having fun throwing together the menu!

TJBM can stand on his/her head.

True

TJBM is sick of winter

True! Roll on spring.
TJBM is living life at the moment.

TRUE. I think I’m living at the moment:D
TJBM is an avid reader.

True! So many books, so much Fluther, so little time.

TJBM watched the Westminster dog show.

False… I won’t have cable until we move in 8 days.

TJBM’s favorite color is purple.

ooooooooo true true true!!! I LOVE purple and lilac and lavender and all the shades in between :-)

TJBM loves furbabies and believes they can be more human than humans.

True/false

I love my animals dearly but, I don’t project human traits on them.
They are feeling, sensitive creatures but they are not humans.

TJBM has a planetarium nearby

True. There is one about 30 minutes from here. I like it. The seats are so comfy you feel like napping.

TJBM should be doing something else right now.

False. Nothing I HAVE to do today if I don’t want to.

TJBM likes going to stage plays

True but only musicals.
TJBM lives in a nudist colony.

False. And I wouldn’t want to either. Unless only size 0 – 5 age 18 – 28 women were allowed.

TJBM has allergies due to the big warm up recently.

False! This jelly doesnt have allergies…

TJBM loves art.

Yes I do.

TJBM knows that it’s Thursday in Japan.

True.
Infact on this day last year I had just landed in Taiwan. 13 hours over the Pacific ocean…whew!

TJBM likes Sushi

False. It doesn’t taste that bad, but knowing the fact that it is uncooked food I just can’t do it.

TJBM claims to have mild mysophobia (germophobia).

Nope. Super slob, here.

TJBM has more pens in his/her house that don’t work, than ones that do. I know I do

False. But I do have more socks and pajamas than an army of women could ever use. lol

TJBM is waiting for it to snow ( projection )

No,but I wouldn’t mind if it did.We still have alot though-enough to wipe out in.:)
TJBM is elegant on the dance floor.

False wouldn’t know how to keep my hips from moving to make that work. LOL
TJBM has a peg leg.

False, I wish my legs were that skinny!

TJBM isn’t wearing shoes.

@poofandmook so it because of the peg leg?

@Pandora: lol I quick edited my answer… didn’t see you typing, and you beat me to it!

Sadly, false. I hate wearing shoes.

TJBM wants pasta for dinner.

YES! But bad carbs so diet says no!
TJBM owns a convertible.

False (would love a Ford Mustang convertible. A girl can only dream).

TJBM’s temperature (outside) is 50 and above. It hit 50 here. Yay!

@Cruiser – get some whole grain pasta! It’s good stuff and not a simple carb.

True. but it’s too muddy to do anything. :/

TJBM has a mud room in their home. I do. It’s full of mud right now.

True… unfortunately it’s the bedroom in the basement that gets water when the snow melts >.<

TJBM is at work right now.

False, although this is harder than any work I ever got paid for.

TJBM like to wear nail polish

false these days, not much for make up either unless I have to (like for work).

TJBM watches Mike & Molly (new comedy from the makers of “Two and a Half Men” and “The big Bang Theory”) and loves it :-)

False – never even heard of them – sorry
TJBM has more than one pet

Two dogs, sisters one looks like a Golden retriever and other looks like a Black Lab.

TJBM is going to get a “new” car soon. I am!

True, sometime in March. Just got a new job and my current car is literally about to break in half.

TJBM has a medical or dental appointment before the end of the month.

True! I get these damn braces off next week.

TJBM has long eyelashes

True.

TJBM is in a funk.

True, a little, but it’ll get better it always does eventually.

TJBM loves to wear hats…..

True. I wish hats would come back in so I could have more selection.

TJBM loves to whistle.

True. Usually when I’m cleaning up after dinner and doing the dishes.

TJBM collects something and would like to tell us what it is.

True. Art Deco.

TJBM is craving fruit.

True. Fruit does sound good right about now.

TJBM cleaned some part of where they live today.

I clean everyday.

TJBM plays a musical instrument.

True. I play the clarinet.

TJBM is married.

False.

TBJM has dry hands (from the Winter).

True!
I should wear gloves more when I do all my outdoor stuff, but…I don’t. ;-/

TJBM has eaten goose eggs

No but it is on my bucket list!

TJBM recently got something new.

True, a bunch of new things including my beautiful orange KitchenAid mixer!

TJBM is annoyed right now.

False. I’m a bit hungry, but, otherwise, I’m happy.

TJBM is going to have an early dinner. Big hawngry over here. I’m having my dinner now. :)

True!

TJBM is in the middle of a T- storm with snow and hail right now ( projection )

False. Blue, sunny skies (as I look out my window).

TJBM has a pet within a 4 feet of them, as they hang out at Fluther.

True. Although he’s more like a foot away.

TJBM buys lottery tickets

Nope. It’s a tax on stupidity.

TJBM can poach an egg in a saucepan properly.

False, but then, I’ve never tried.

TJBM has to visit the facilities in the near future.

Probably, given the rate I’m drinking wine at.

TJBM can’t wait till the weather warms up a bit.

False, I wait no longer; warm weather has already arrived. Currently sitting at 69 degrees here!
Although my allergies aren’t particularly happy.

TJBM is wearing jewelry.

True… various piercings I can’t really remove.

TJBM is waiting anxiously for some big life event.

True. Can’t wait to move back to the East Coast near my family.

TJBM learned something new today.

True. I need to take care of my physical self.

TJBM has some of the windows open!!!! I do!!

Nuh uh. All closed.

The jelly below me spends more time on the internet than their better judgement approves of.

True. Mostly on Fluther.

TJBM can think of something more interesting than this to ask.

True.

TJBM has been stung by a jellyfish.

True. Ouch, but true.
TJBM can have one hell of a good time with some jelly, 50 feet of rubber hose, and a diving helmet.

True, in my imagination.

TJBM has more than one computer at home.

Yes, five some days.

TJBM can’t believe the weekend is near.

False, the weekend is not near until Thursday afternoon, by my book.

TJBM has facial hair.

False. And, I hope it stays that way.

TJBM is feeling relaxed right now

True..and about to take a nap.

TJBM is having an unusual snack.

Mmmm, false. Unless you consider olives and sweet potato tortilla chips and a salad to be unusual.

TJBM has a lot of spring yardwork coming up again

False. Don’t have much of a yard to work with at my townhouse.

TJBM plans to go on a vacation this summer.

Truish. We’re heading down to spend part of the summer with my mother-in-law. That is rarely a vacation.

TJBM like classical music

True. Love classical music.
TJBM has been on 3 continents.

True! North America, Europe, Asia.

TJBM has a headache.

False. Oddly enough, since my allergies are kicking my ass right now.

TJBM would like to live in a high-rise apartment in a city.

No way. I’m not a big fan of heights.

TJBM is allergic to some sort of food.

False.

TJBM is waiting for a phone call.

True.

TJBM is wearing a bathrobe.

Not today.

TJBM remembers “Classic rock” before it was called that, album play lists.

False. I’m not that old.

TJBM has met a celebrity before and would like to name him or her.

True. I went to a funeral with Colin Farrell. It was Jonathan Rhys Meyers mother’s funeral. I was friends with a relative of his.
TJBM will join my in my campaign to get all that money that the nice prince has waiting for me in Nigeria by providing their bank details to me. We can split it 50/50.

True….... waaaaait a minute!

TJBM has stolen something from a store before.

God no. I’m still waiting for the first Nigerian astronaught to give me my cut of his salary (plus compound interest) after he got stuck in space for 50 years.

TJBM know what a 419 is.

False. Is it a police code?

TJBM likes windy days

False. Wind is annoying.

TJBM has a favorite number that is more than one digit.

True. It’s 419.
TJBM has slid down the stairs on a piece of wood before. Who hasn’t? C’mon.

Well. They are better than rainy days.

TJBM likes to pull funny faces at babies..

@Coloma 419 is the name given to those “advance fee” – “give us your bank account details and we will make you rich” email scams

True. Why not?

TJBM can ollie on a skateboard.

False. I’ve never been on a skateboard in my life and I’ve no idea what an ollie is.

TJBM skipped breakfast this morning.

False. I had my Cheerios!!

TJBM is about to play some Wii. (I am)

No, I would love to though.
TJBM shaved off his beard recently.

False. I wish I could grow one.

TJBM lives somewhere which still has snow on the ground.

True, but barely. All will be gone by the weekend.

TJBM is about to eat dinner.

False. I had my dinner about 4 hours ago and will be going to bed soon (it’s 11.30pm here)

TJBM has an interesting-shaped birthmark.

See miraculous Jesus birthmark—$5.00.
TJBM has dated twelve starlets, but only scored with three.

False. If I date, I score.

TJBM feels a little sad knowing that there are more tigers kept as pets in the US than there are living in the wild.

Very true. I find it disgusting that there are many undocumented tigers as pets in the US and other areas. People get bored with them and mistreat them. I better get off my soapbox now.

TJBM is hoping for at least one more good snow storm.

False
I’m snowed out for a long time to come

TJBM is an avid reader

So true!

TJBM loves classic rock.

Yes, 1967 through 1973.

TJBM has never ridden on public transportation.

False – I’ve taken cabs and used the subway in NY. Never a bus, though. Don’t know why, they just aren’t convenient where I live.

TJBM believes you must cut the crust off the bread before you eat a sandwich.

False! Although this was true as a child.

TJBM has kissed someone in the last hour. (This includes pets!)

P.S. This jelly is really happy to see @cak here. :)

Oh..yeah! I kissed my grandson! TJ is glad to see @cak too!!

TJBM wishes their dogs were well trained.

No, but I wish the cats were

TJBM loves apple pie

True. And sometime ala-mode;-)
TJBM will bake an apple pie this weekend.

False. I’m all sugared out thanks to Valentine’s Day. I still have many sugar cookies and cupcakes left if anyone wants some.

TJBM is watching Top Chef while they are fluthering.

No, watching news getting ready for bed.

TJBM is having guests this weekend.

I’m watching tv, but not the news. Actually, I have no idea what is on!

TJBM had an awful hair day today. Maybe I’m just hoping that someone else had a bad hair day!

Nope. I’m just having an awful day.

TJBM has teenage children

True. Two.

TJBM has puked at a carnival.

False.

I have a cast iron stomach. Gimme cotton candy, corn dogs and fried zucchini and put me on the roller coaster, not a problem. :-D

TJBM hates clowns

False!
I love clowns, except for the scary ones that randomly show up at your apartment complex.

TJBM hable espanol
(speaks Spanish for those of you who didn’t know, and sorry for the absence of a tilde)

Me no sprekense es panole. No. Si? No. Or any other language other than ‘Merican English. Although, I can figure out what most ‘Merican two year old’s are saying most of the time, even if they aren’t mine.

TJBM once was called to substitute teach in an almost exclusively Spanish speaking 4th grade class room.

False. My only teaching job was teaching a class for a kids club when my daughter was a pre-teen. I did have a Mexican substitute in 7th grade though, he had us all laughing when he said ’ Hokay kits, take out two shits of paper!’ lol

TJBM likes Asian decor

Asian, South Pacific, Caribbean, Native American….

TJBM has ceiling fans in their house.

True.

Infact I have a new one yet to be installed.

TJBM is masterful with chop sticks

False. Can never get the hand of them.

TJBM wore short sleeve outside today.

False, I haven’t been outside yet but it is -25c so I don’t think I’ll be heading out without a heavy coat.

TJBM is loquacious.

True, but….I try to be self aware enough to not be a boor.
We ALL have lots to say! :-)

TJBM has a cat rolling around on their keyboard right now begging for attention.

False Don’t have a cat and my two dogs would hate that… they are laid at my feet right now!!
TJBM has too much to do and too little time

YES YES YES…I cloned myself to help this
TJBM has awesome plans for the weekend

False. Next weekend, however… can’t freakin’ wait.

TJBM has a fan blowing right now.

False.
We have gone from 72 degrees on Sunday to freezing rain and snow.
My heat just kicked on and I am nice and cozy.

TJBM is craving Lasagne

True… I wasn’t until it was mentioned!

TJBM has a pocket full of change

NOPE. I have a pocket full of give-a-shits.
TJBM likes crunchy peanut butter vs creamy peanut butter

The jelly above me does not realise that creamy peanut butter will forever be superior in both even spreadability and deliciousness to the crunchy Unter-butter.

Where the jelly below me lives, the sun is down by the time they read this.

False.
8:58 a.m. on the west coast, days just beginning.

TJBM is in check out mode today, no phone calls, biz. stuff, intrusions, it can all wait.

False. I wish.

TJBM is has no lights on in the room they’re in.

False. Always on at work.

TJBM works out.

Sporadically true. lol

I always go soft in the winter, I accept that. I need sunshine for maximum motivation and am not a gym type, I prefer to sweat in privacy. lol

TJBM is wearing something brown

False… sort of hate brown.

TJBM sneezed in the last hour.

True. It was my daily sneeze attack which last anywhere from 3 to 10 minutes. Hossin-Pepper!:)

TJBM bites their nails. (How low?)

False, but I do sort of obsessively trim them so that there is no white part. Which is bad, because my fingertips often hurt. But it feels dirty if I don’t…

TJBM experiences the same minor annoyance every single day.

True, mostly. I don’t wear my contact every day, but when I do they almost always bother me.

TJBM wore sunglasses today.

False could have done with some this morning though, driving into the winter sun was pretty dazzling.
TJBM goes commando on a regular basis.

False.

TJBM just saw an ad for the Chef Basket.

False.

TJBM has enjoyed a Chinese dumpling in the last 24 hours.

False, but I’m craving Chinese food!

The jelly below me does not watch more than three hours of TV per week.

True!

I don’t watch TV at all. No prime time in my time. ;-)

TJBM has had the hiccoughs recently

Drove… me… NUTS!!!

TJBM is missing a finger.

False. All ten present and accounted for.

TJBM has broken a bone before.

False.
Well, my nose, but it isn’t really bone. haha
I have had some major sprains, ouch!

TJBM has been to an American restaurant chain in another country

False, I have never left the country.

TJBM has a full tummy.

False.
I have had a breakfast shake, that’s all…come to think of it, I AM hungry!

TJBM has a windy day in their zone

False. We don’t have any weather at all today. No rain, no wind, no sun.

TJBM would rather listen to the radio than watch TV.

False. I’m a visual kind of guy, but I do like music.

TJBM has more than a thousand songs in their music collection.

OMG yes, i lost count tens of thousands of songs ago.
TJBM still plays their vinyl LP’s

False, never owned one.

TJBM knows what guano is.

Very true.
Batshit!
I live in a bat zone, they get in the house once in awhile on summer nights and you just have to stay still and wait for them to fly out again.

TJBM is jealous because I was just given home made tamales. lol

False. Never had one before.

TJBM completed something on their to do list today.

Not yet. I just woke up.

TJBM got a good night’s sleep last night.

True

TJBM wants a piece of cheesecake!

Oh….I love Cheesecake but….not at this moment. I’m still working on VD candy….

TJBM loves scrolling through this question and seeing so many of their friend’s “faces,” playing like a slide show. :)

Oh so true =)

TJBM went for an extremely long run like I did today

Well….no.

But I DID just wheel my giant trashcan up the hill of my driveway to the road in the freezing sleet. That’s a workout!
My driveway is on about a 45 degree uphill grade and it is around 75ft. long.

So there!

TJBM likes Baileys in coffee

Yes….sounds like a good nightcap.
TJBM has read the novels by Stieg Larsson (girl with the dragon tattoo, etc)

Yes, and actually enjoyed them. Love the foreign version of the movies.

TJBM can’t stand the Twilight garbage.

Correct… I am actually going to watch Girl with the dragon tattoo tonight
TJBM is a shoe hoarder

True! Purses too.

The jelly below me loves it when a special package arrives in the mail. I just got my new Hurts CD in the mail today and I was soooooo excited I squealed!

True again!

TJBM has had to dive out of a moving vehicle before
(or is that just me =P)

True/False. I’ve had to dive INTO a moving vehicle after forgetting to put it in park, and I’ve jumped OUT of a moving vehicle when the lovely driver started going before I was fully out of the car. But I don’t think that’s what you mean :)

TJBM wishes more people would play!

Kind of true, seems like there’s a pretty good variety of jellies participating. But, the more the merrier!

TJBM has asked more than a 100 question on Fluther.

Yes, I have asked 101 :)

TJBM has felt jealous today.

False. No need to be jealous. I’m extremely happy and having a great day. :D

TJBM is not ticklish.

False. Very false. I’m extremely ticklish.

TJBM joined Fluther more than a year ago.

nope, still on my honeymoon here.
TJBM likes fried pickles

True. Heck, I like fried anything.

TJBM has a tattoo or two.

True! Try 14!

TJBM has purchased a non-food item for their home in the last 24 hours.

True.

TJBM has more than 25 awards on Fluther.

I don’t know. I don’t pay much attention.

TJBM has some gray hair showing up

@Coloma You have 35

True, I guess. The last time I went to get my haircut, the hairdresser claimed to have found a couple. And I’m not even 30 yet!

TJBM has written more than 5,000 responses on Fluther.

False… 4933. So close. I was sure it would’ve been over 5k lol

TJBM loves to craft and/or create.

True. Web sites.

TJBM has more than 4,627 lurve.

True. (no idea how)

TJBM has 1000 “Questions for You”

Close. 955 I was internetless for over a month and decided to just leave those questions alone once we got internet back.

TJBM misses some Flutherites that have been banned from the site.

True. I miss ChazMaz and his humor.

From she who has recently served time in detention herself. lol

TJBM is HUNGRY right now!

ChazMaz is banned? Someone PM me and fill me in!

False. I just ate a chocolate covered Oreo :x

TJBM loves to organize.

Sometimes but I can be just as happy in absolute chaos.

TJBM didn’t buy a single music CD last year.

Yea, PM me too about ChazMaz. He is a cool dude!

True. Actually haven’t bought one in about 5 years.

TJBM Is going home early from work today, since it’s Friday.

Work. Haha. What’s that?

TJBM slept 12 hours last night.

False, but if you count the extra 4 hours I napped in the afternoon because I was feeling poorly, it added up to 12. :( better now though.

TJBM has to work this weekend.

I have a 2 hour cleaning job that I have to do on Sunday (usually I do it during the week but was unable to this week) but I don’t have to work in my normal day job.

TJBM is a serial over anyliser.

True.
Getting better though! haha
Those of us cursed/blessed with high brain rpms.

TJBM had toast and jam for breakfast

False. I had toast and poached egg.

TJBM has travelled by air recently (within a month)

No.

TJBM is annoyed at the world right now.

False, only my husband.

TJBM is wanting to go out for a good drink. If so, can I join you?

Recently true. I went down to get a Butter Pecan coffee from Second Cup – yum!

TJBM doesn’t get what all the fuss is about Glee.

True. Although I haven’t watched it, so maybe there is reason to fuss?

TJBM is somewhere that the wind is blowing very hard!

True. Off and on, warm and freezing. Isn’t it freaking Springtime yet??

TJBM will accommodate a fetish for somebody he/she loves even if it isn’t a turn-on for themselves.

Nope. I don’ accommodate much these days. lol

TJBM is having a great afternoon!

False. It’s been a %^$##& day. I plan on having a better day tomorrow.

TJBM Doesn’t get Lady GaGa’s Egg thing. It was just too weird.

I totally get it. She was incubating, and now she is “Born This Way”.

TJBM is feeling blah today.

I’m the same old bored self.
TJBM wants Scott Walker out of the governor’s office.

No, actually I don’t.

TJBM has an itch somewhere they can’t-or shouldn’t scratch.

False. I do have an itch but damn if someone’s going to tell me not to scratch it.

TJBM has a friend stuck in a decade that is not the decade we are in now.

I don’t think I do.

In the music folder of the jelly below me, the proportion of files that have an S somewhere in the file name is below 35%.

Too much bother? Well, you’re not much of a good sport.
All right then. The jelly below me is too lazy to figure out the answer to the other question.

It’s actually 27.3% :-P

TJGM wasn’t immunized as a child.

..at least for MMR.
I found out while expecting my first that I’d missed the booster shots.
(As a daughter of a doctor I guess I didn’t get regular pediatric Dr. visits as a kid.)
A nurse came and jabbed me w/ the MMR immunization literally seconds after I delivered my daughter – before I’d even held her. Seemed like cruel and unusual punishment at the time to me.

TJBM is suffering from “Spring Fever”.

If ‘Spring Fever’ is what I think it is… then you are right! <blushes>
TJBM has a great Saturday night planned…

False. I have a cold. lol

TJBM wishes they had a butler and cook. I want a Thai chef in the spare room. lol

I would actually! But I’d go with a French or Chinese chef.

TJBM has a secret stash of cash hidden away and is gonna tell me where…

Haha sure, it’s in a film roll
(yes I took the time to do that)

TJBM is too sore to move today

False. I’m in tip-top condition :-D

TJBM has lived in a country different from the one in which they now reside.

Not yet but someday, I hope.

TJBM loves peppermint tea with honey.

False. BUT..I do love cinnamon tea with honey.

TJBM has running water within ear shot, such as a creek, stream, or river

Nope. Wait, does the cat drinking from her bowl count?

TJBM has no get-up-and-go today.

True.
It got up and went with this cold coming on. BUT..I have just enough to order takeout and go take it. haha

TJBM is home alone

True, my parents are out doing whatever it is that they do.

TJBM wants to ask someone out, but they know it would be awkward if they did

True. So very true. But remember, Brethren before wenches, right?

TJBM is angry with Ebay…

False. I’m guessing TJAM is though and has a story to share

TJBM has used whipped cream in a more creative way than for topping desserts ;)

False, but I’ve used other non-dairy things.

TJBM has done something creative today (what was it?)

True, I made homemade mozzarella.

TJBM knows how to make their own laundry detergent.

True but I haven’t ventured there yet.

TJBM can cross their eyes.

True. But it hurts, so I don’t.

TJBM feels like they are coming down with a cold

False.

TJBM managed a Sunday lie-in this morning

nope. The puppy got me up. dang its cold out
TJBM lost power at their place in the last week

False? The only power I have lost is my own. This cold has kept me in bed for 2 days:(
TJBM knows that you feed a cold and starve a fever. Or is it you starve a cold and feed a fever? Gibberish! I’m going back to bed:\

Is that so? I just wait for it to blow over, whether it’s a cold or a fever. Isn’t a fever sometimes a symptom of a cold, by the way?

TJBM didn’t do squat this Sunday.

False. It is only 7:27 a.m. on the west coast, still plenty of time for doing squat. lol

TJBM plays a musical instrument

True I play several, but I love the oboe.

TJBM has been thinking about their next step in life.
I have

True…oh so true.

TJBM is going to a very random party tomorrow

True, a party. A party in my PANTS. And you are invited… :D Anchorman?

TJBM screwed up bad with his/her guy/girl. If only I had a time machine…

Nope.

TJBM is waking up with a yummy cup of coffee.

Never.
Silly jelly, coffee is for all-nighters, not for in the morning. In the morning you need complex carbohydrates.

TJBM is currently wearing glasses. Reading glasses and sunglasses count.

False, but I’m suppose to be wearing them now while I’m on the computer and reading.

TJBM is reading really good book right now.
I am

True/false

JUST finished a book I got for Xmas this morning. It was very good!

TJBM is enjoying a postcard weather day!

False, unless you mean a snowy postcard!

TJBM is still burping from a great dinner.

False, I’m still at work, but I will be in about 3 hours when I finally have a great dinner.

TJBM never looks forward to a visit to the dentist.

False.

I like going to the dentist, you always feel good after you get your teeth cleaned and everything is good to go. Infact, I am waiting on an appt. now. :-D

TJBM has a mouse in their house

True, it’s in my hand right now. Wireless, too! :D

TJBM likes nutella on his/her sandwich!

False, I eat it right from the jar

TJBM needs printer ink but is putting it off

False, my printer uses children’s tears, not ink. It is much more eco-friendly.
P.S. Nutella from the jar is good too.

TJBM remembers when music was actually good.

True. A large percentage of the music on my iTunes and iPod are from the 1960’s and 1970’s.

TJBM is an animal lover who owns multiple pets.

Yes. Two dogs and a cat (used to have two cats but one died recently:( I like animals, but my husband LOVES animals….he relates to them better than he does people! (Maybe I should start crappin’ in the corners but be really excited when he comes home after being gone for 5 minutes, instead of vise-versa!)

TJBM recently WON a debate with their SO!

Well, no. There’s a “significant” but not really in the SO category and I never win debates with him

TJBM loves driving at night.

H to the L NO!!!
it scares me

TJBM is making a nice filling breakfast for their SO, or family

No. I made toast for my own breakfast but that was hours ago.

TJBM loves spicy food.

I wouldn’t say I love it but I enjoy it from time to time.

TJBM has accidently sent a text message to the wrong person with disastrous or at least awkward results. This Jelly sent a text message about my boss, to my boss when I meant to send it to a colleague. Luckily I wasn’t slagging him off but it’s slightly awkward now as he knows that I was having a conversation about him behind his back.

False. I never got into texting, I have, a few times, but, I’m a talker not a texter.

TJBM has twins in their family

Yes! My dad is a twin. That’s confusing when you’re a little kid – a man who looks just like your daddy but is not your daddy…!

TJBM is looking out the window to a sunny day.

False. I’m looking at iced over branches and wondering how much I really need to go out…

TJBM could give up chocolate before giving up bread.

False. Nobody takes my chocolate away.
TJBM is actually Luke’s father, proving once and for all Vader was a dirty liar.

False. I was a teen when the Star Wars craze hit, meh…never did anything for me. lol

TJBM loves getting pedicures

Oh yeah! Absolutely! Waiting for a really nice day when I can wear sandals so I can get one:-)

TJBM would love to fire up the outdoor grill.

I would love to set fire to anything, and everything. Fire. Fire is good. Man, a lighter and a can of spray deodorant!! Good times.
@osullivanbr – I am actually proven to be Luke’s best friend’s, sister’s dogwalker’s, old aunt’s nephew. Twice removed. CLOSE ENOUGH.

TJBM just won a great deal on Ebay, and is hoping that their item is as good as it sounds. (condition wise or quality wise. I bought it used.)

Nope, never used ebay.

TJBM wishes that Socialism is more acceptable in this country (USA).

True and False…yes, I’m split.

TJBM Thinks the couple that named their baby “Facebook” really should seek therapy.

@cak, why are you split?

@reijinni—I find myself interested and fearful at the same time. Keep in mind I’m almost 40 and have grown up with a certain mindset. I’m also catholic, so I have this guilt. Am I betraying what I know and have been loyal to for all these years?— Good question, though. On another tread we’ll have to discuss.

True.
No comment.

TJBM wants to come over for a mid-morning soak in the hot tub with me? lol, I have been SHAMELESSLY indulgent lately.

TRUE! Save me a jet :)
I would have been skeptical of the name “Facebook” before I read the reasoning. Now it seems no more odd than naming a child after any revolutionary leader

TJBM has the day off today and no serious plans.

True !!! No school for winter break !!
TJBM can sing as well as I can !

OMG, there is NO contest. you are the winner
TJBM did something this weekend they are reluctant to share, but will.

True. I became King of the Ant people. It involved a lot of robes, a chicken, and for some bizarre reason a 4 inch tube of skittles completely covered in Marmite. Good time though.

@shniernan it’s close enough for me.

TJBM thinks sliding down the stairs on a tea-tray is one hell of a lot of fun.

True, as a child I did slide down the cement stairwell of the tenement we lived in on a bread tray (large plastic trays they use to deliver bread to shops in) and I forgot to not have my fingers on the outside of the crate….. er….. ouch and also I fell out at the bottom.

TJBM secretly kinda likes housework….. even ironing :-)

True. And it’s no secret. My family thinks I’m nuts because I still iron sheets and pillow cases. And sometimes hubby’s underwear.;)

TJBM enjoys playing poker. What kind?

Strip poker. It’s cheaper and more fun.

TJBM has seen The Infidel

No, but I think I may judging by the trailer. It looks funny.

TJBM has hurt themselves in the last 24 hours. I did. Nearly cut the top of my ring finger off

True. I fell over while trying to do a handstand on top of the washing machine. Don’t even ask!!
TJBM will throw caution to the wind this summer and go skinny dipping.

False. Been there, done that. :D

TJBM has made a naked snow angel at some point in their life.

Hell, no. I don’t do cold and wet.

TJBM had the day off from work today.

True. It’s Family Day today (stat holiday).

TJBM would like to lose 10 lbs.

WHO WOULDN’T. <- Probably infants. As most infants are born around 10 lbs, losing 10 lbs would surely prove to be fatal.

TJBM has gone and thumbed up nearly 50 answers except their own on this question.

False – but I’m on it!
TJBM – Facebooks on the toilet in a morning?

False. I don’t facebook at all, much less on the loo :-)

TJBM wishes sometimes that they could live on a little island with only their loved ones and fur babies for company.

True… but we just moved into our first apartment last night, so right now, it’s damn near a little island with just our furbabies :)

TJBM has chapped lips.

False.

TJBM had yesterday off from school or work.

True.

TJBM has gotten frustrated waiting on hold for a ridiculous amount of time in the last week.

True. I was on hold for about 20 minutes trying to get my money back for a mix up with a delivery I was supposed to receive.

TJBM has made an animal noise in the past 24 hours.

True
I will say no more on the subject

TJBM is wanting a chocolate caramel cookie

False, I hate caramel.

TJBM composed a tweet today.

False, I’ve never tweeted. I hear it’s contagious.

The jelly below me occasionally has a grocery list so long, it takes them 2 hours to get it done.

False, only two people and furbabies = short list

TJBM does NOT find denim to be all that comfy.

False. I have lived in jeans since I was about 12 years old and, in the right fit, they are the most comfortable clothing I own apart from my birthday suit!

TJBM witnessed some injustice recently.

False.

TJBM has complained about their food from a restaurant and got something in return.

True. Once, we didn’t even complain… the waitress comped us because she thought the kitchen took too long. We were too busy talking to notice!

TJBM is getting off work early today.

False, it’s my day off, so have been having a restful day, watching tv, reading posts on fluther and hugging my furbaby Jade yaaaayyy :-)

TJBM longs for spring to arrive…...

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE

TJBM has an open beverage nearby.

True. Mountain Dew, what else?

TJBM has a new song they like and is looping in their head right now.

True. I still can’t get enough of the UK band Hurts. Two of their songs are on constant repeat in my head.

The jelly below me has seriously felt the need to punch or bitchslap someone recently.

True. But we won’t go there…

TJBM likes jelly!

True. I love it on my PBJ’s!

TJBM has a “to do” list either hand written or on their computer somewhere.

False.
Not any more!
Kicked @$$ today and now I am done!

TJBM is starving right now

True and dreaming of a white pizza with artichokes.

TJBM tries to live a basically healthy lifestyle with a few vices for spice.

True. But I tip the scales on a pretty regular basis. lol

TJBM is addicted to rice crackers

False, I can’t seem to form addictions to anything that’s remotely healthy.

The jelly below me texts while driving. shame, shame!

False, false, false. i can barely walk and chew gum!

TJBM knows what cosplay is and doesn’t understand the attraction.

False. And I’m too busy catching up on Fluther to look it up:\

TJBM is enjoying a glass of beverage right now. What kind? (I hope it’s a glass of wine)

I’m a minor. Why would you hope such things? THAT I WOULD BREAK THE LAW. You’re terrible. I can’t say I care for your taste. I have a large glass of Ex. B. (which is my homemade blend of cranberry juice, sprite, and orange juice. I cannot specify the volumes of these liquids, it’s a secret formula. MWAHAHHAH!)

TJBM also mixes drinks. (Of the alcoholic and juicy natures! :D)

True. I think cranberry/vodka/lime is a healthy breakfast
and I do know what cosplay is and I do NOT get it

TJBM knows how to sail a boat.

False but…I can paddle a mean raft down the river.
TJBM used to suck their thumb, or, still does.

True. Until I was 16. Thanks for bringing up such fond memories.:D

TJBM is now sucking their thumb to see what it’s like.

False. Quit mine when I was about 8–9

TJBM can sculpt a really cool snowman, dog, wolf, bear, etc.

False I can’t sculpt anything out of snow

TJBM has been involved in an ice carving competition.

False.

TJBM works for the government.

False! Not in this lifetime anyway.

TJBM knows how to ride a horse skillfully

Fairly skillfully. I probably wouldn’t do too well at competition level these days and I have developed some bad habits over the years since I stopped training and just rode for fun.

TJBM is not an animal person.

False! I love animals. I want a dog but we aren’t home enough that it would be fair to the dog.

TJBM loves almonds.

False. But I do rather enjoy walnuts and cashews.

TJBM is wearing clothing that isn’t really appropriate for the weather outside.

False.

I am still in my pj’s @ 7:58 am PST. and I already did my morning chores in them.

TJBM likes Raisenettes

true! Actually, I prefer Sunmaid chocolate covered raisins to Raisinettes.

TJBM’s eyes are awfully heavy…

False. The first half hour of the day is my worst, afterwards I’m pretty good.

TJBM has gone streaking before.

True.

Once friends and I flashed passing cars on a coastal highway, back when I had something to flash at 17. Now I’d just be arrested for indecent exposure. lol

TJBM has chronic allergies

False. Not chronic, but they have been getting worse each year.

TJBM has been asked to participate in a threesome before.

True. I declined.

TJBM is ticklish behind the knee.

True. I’m ticklish pretty much everywhere… except my feet (oddly enough).

TJBM has had a wardrobe malfunction in public before.

True!

I have literally had my panties fall off under a skirt. Drop a few lbs. and the underware won;t stay up. lol

TJBM thinks my kitty Marley in my avatar ( taken just a few minutes ago when he wouldn’t get off the bed so I can make it ) is a very cute cat! ;-)

True. Quite the handsome fellow!

TJBM has been to more than 4 weddings.

True.. I’ve been IN more than four weddings.

TJBM can’t get a straight freakin’ answer from their SO about what to make for dinner! Gaaah!! no, I’m not frustrated, why do you ask? xD

False. Not right now, but many times in the past I have.

TJBM has viewed a picture of a naked man/woman online in the past 24 hours.

Not telling.
TJBM like to eat Milk Duds before a dental appointment.

Hah! False. I am OCD about my teeth.

TJBM has a headache right now

False.

TJBM will watch Fringe this Friday.

False, it’s not being shown here right now, I do love it though.

TJBM knows that a hug from your furbaby is the best thing ever to make a bad day go away.

False… I guess? What is a furbaby?

TJBM is in a video that has been uploaded to YouTube.

No. But my goose Marwyn humping a stack of silk pillows on my living room floor is coming soon! We are calling it ’ The big red sex pillow’. lol

My daughter has it on her camera.

TJBM needs to stock up some items for a storm this weekend
projecting and procrastinating

False. Not storm coming soon here.

TJBM has been to the movies in the past week.

False. The last movie I saw was Road to Perdition with Tom Hanks. It’s a waste of money for me to go to the movies because I fall asleep at the very end everytime.

TJBM is considering going on a cruise this year.

False. I’d like to, but, I had 2 vacations last year, sooo, this year is home on the range.

TJBM spent more than $100 at the grocery store today

False I spent $20

TJBM has a song they listen to to relax.

Yeah… A lot of them. I think mine has to be Lux Aeterna… or maybe… Such Great Heights by The Section Quartet.

TJBM has a song they listen to to get pumped up. (name the song)

One song? I have a whole playlist.
But this one is my latest addition.

TJBM has left their native continent at least once.

I’ve left it twice!

TJBM enjoys/enjoyed watching Gilmore Girls. I have just started to watch the re-runs they show over here and love it. I have 7 series to catch up on apparently!

False. Although that may be because I’ve not seen it.

TJBM has not only been the state of Oklahoma, he/she has seen the musical “Oklahoma!”

False and false.

TJBM has stepped foot in both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.

True. And the Gulf of Mexico.

TJBM recognizes the picture that is @erichw1504 ‘s avatar. This jelly doesn’t!

nope
TJBM has swam a mile at one time

False.

TJBM has something in their pocket right now.

True…fluff lol.

TJBM has multiple piercings.

True- 7 in the ears, my tongue is pierced, and until last year, my nose and eyebrow were pierced as well.

The jelly below me likes cold pizza for breakfast.

TRUE. I had 2 slices this am
TJBM had a great workout this morning.

False. I will when I get home, though.

TJBM will be watching The Price is Right today.

False- I haven’t watched it since Bob Barker left.

The jelly below me loves raging thunderstorms.

True. Extremely true. I can’t wait for the first one of the year! I live in an area that is prone for thunderstorms almost every week during the summer.

TJBM has gotten more than one speeding ticket.

True. i love my foot to the floor. I have controlled it over the past 5 free ticket years
TJBM also got a ticket clocked from a plane.

False.
I travel incognito, under the radar. No tickets ever! Heh, yep, I’m smug about it. lol

TJBM is fluthering from a coffee shop right now, like me.

False. Fluthering from work.

TJBM has won a trophy of some sort before.

False. But I did receive a citizens commendation award last year for what was considered a ‘heroic’ deed. Bah.

TJBM loves cherry pie

True

.

TJBM has a serious crush on their pet

True.

That’s my buddy Marley in my avatar. ;-)

TJBM likes Anchovies

True.

TJBM can suggest something interesting for me to do in London this weekend.

True.
– Changing of the guard at Buckingham Palace
– Tour the Tower of London
– Check out Picadilly Circus

TJBM has several tattoos on their body or plans to get one or more of them.

False. Two is not several. I wouldn’t mind getting one more though, but that would only make a few. :/

TJBM has visited a ghost town. and enjoyed it

Yup. Many times.

TJBM likes artwork made from “found” or recycled materials.

True/false
Depends on the artwork.

TJBM has been outside before sunrise this morning

False. I left the house at 8am today which is usual for a weekday.

TJBM bought new shoes recently.

False. I don’t buy many new shoes.

TJBM was bullied in school.

True.

Only once for a short while in 7th grade. A girl bullied me to give her my lunch money and bring her candy every day. I caved for about a month, then, I pushed her off the school bus one day into a snow drift. That was the end of that! lol

TJBM likes to wear scarves

False. Not a big fan. Only some men can pull it off.

TJBM has a funny joke they would like to tell us.

True.

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

Most of the time you get an onion with floppy ears, but, once in awhile you get a piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye!

TJBM has experienced an earthquake

True! It was just a little one, but still weird!

TJBM could really go for a muffin right about now.

False, I just finished breakfast, plus, I’m not a big fan of muffins.

TJBM writes in a journal,or diary.

False. I’ve tried but I’m just not consistent with it.

TJBM is having a hard time staying awake.

True, I’m on another one of my 36 hour streaks. I just can’t sleep

TJBM admits to others when they have made mistakes.

True. Absolutely!
Very important if one expects to have healthy relationships and a good barometer of ones overall emotional health. Nothing worse than an insecure person that cannot take responsibility for their stuff.

TJBM is enjoying a clean house this morning

False, I’m at work. But it was pretty clean during breakfast.

TJBM has witnessed a tornado before.

True. I’ve seen several and even outran one in a Volkswagen!

TJBM wants to see temperatures above 50 degrees soon.

False. Just came out of 3 weeks of a mock spring and today and this weekend we are getting slammed with rain and snow. I’m lovin’ it, all cozy in my little house just watching the weather happen. It’s wild out there right now! :-D

TJBM has had an ‘exotic’ pet of some sort

True, if rats count as exotic. False if they don’t.

TJBM has let the laundry pile up for too long…

False. I do laundry every weekend.

TJBM thinks they should continue production on Two and a Half Men without Charlie Sheen.

False/neutral I could care less about anything in the Hollywood crowd.

TJBM drives a convertable of some sort

False, and I don’t ever plan on it. Not my style.

TJBM watched a video on YouTube today.

Hell yes. I can’t stop watching this. I’ve honestly watched it about 25 times today.

TJBM doesn’t get what’s so funny about the link I just posted.

False. I didn’t laugh out loud..but wow, that’s a catchy tune and now it’s stuck in my head.

TJBM is less than thrilled with what’s for dinner tonight.

Nope, I’m adequately thrilled. Every couple of weeks on a Friday night we have Pizza and Zombie Night, and that’s tonight! I’m not sure what the movie will be, though.
I seriously can’t stop watching it. The count is probably up near 40 now. I need help.

TJBM has never had a pedicure.

True. My feet are very ticklish and I’m afraid that I would kick the person giving me the pedicure.

TJBM loves grilled cheese sandwiches.

True. But I have noit had one forever. Hmmm, I do have some sharp white cheddar

TJBM really loves where they live. Their home or apartment.

I adore my home. I hope to stay there for a long time yet as the thought of having to leave breaks my heart. Unfortunately, I only rent it but if I could afford to I would buy it without a shadow of a doubt. I’ve never been there @Coloma but from what you have mentioned, I love your home too!

TJBM has more than one job.

How true, three right now

.

TJBM is thinking, “it’s Saturday, why the hell am I up so early?”

.

So true.

TJBM is watching Saturday morning cartoons.

False. Just been up for an hour or so and so far I have been out in the freezing 23 degree temps. breaking ice on the goose pools. Brrrr!

TJBM was bitten by something during the night (projection, woke up with a spider bite on my neck.)

@Coloma Hehe, I’m so glad you think it was a spider, since I can’t prove my whereabouts for last night…

False, but I frequently wake up with lots of mosquito bites and a few spider bites here and there.

The jelly below me suffers through two week periods of extreme nymphomania several times a year. Like Coloma, I’m projecting. WTB stand-in husband (mine is incredibly busy and constantly tired) for the next week. Expect strenuous hours with insatiable boss. Job pays 5 dozen cookies, $895 and a sock monkey.

Oh to be a man…. 5 dozen cookies and a sock monkey.

False. Never had it last two weeks.

TJBM has snow in their yard.

True. Our 2 ft melted last week, but we have a fresh coating from last night and expect another inch today.

TJBM watched or had Saturday morning cartoons on their television today.

@jonsblond See @shego‘s post above, repeat ;-)

TJBM is sitting in the sun right now

@Coloma Psst! I wish! It’s cold, wet and gray. BUT it’s supposed to hit 78 tomorrow. It’s just been crazy this week, with the temperature extremes.

TJBM usually spends his or her weekend cleaning house and doing yard work.

True Saturday is my cleaning day ;-)
The jelly below me is currently addicted to something

At the moment, I feel I’m addicted to food! I’m SO FREAKING HUNGRY I’m almost dizzy! Hurry up with the grilled chicken and crab salad already!!!

TJBM is going to try a new recipe experiment soon.

True gonna try out some new curry recipes soon xx
The jelly below me is a secret country n western fan thanks to robbie on American idol!

Oh, hail no! But I do like Robbie on American Idol!

TJBM wishes the dogs would go take a bath!!!

YES, but i will give the bath to the puppy
TJBM is wired

false I’m sat chilling with a brew watching football and fluthering!
The jelly below me lurves Johnathan Rhys Meyers

False. Never heard of him. lol

TJBM thinks my ‘neigh-bor’ in my avatar is the cutest thing in the world. He is 8 weeks old.

you must find out more about him and watch The Tudors awsome, a bit raunchy but very entertaining! True your Neigh-bour is VERY cute :) The jelly below me has read all the posts previous!

Good God! No. I don’t have the time or the patience.

TJBM wonders if it’s time for “Part 10”

Yes, I am wondering just that!

TJBM likes to experiment in the kitchen.

True I do.

TJBM always runs out of conditioner before running out of shampoo
I do

This Jelly has a military cut haircut. Even at its longest, I just spike it up. So my hair has virtually no need for attention. O.o AKA I don’t use conditioner.

TJBM doesn’t have a QWERTY keyboard on their phone.

No, I don’t. But don’t need one, either.

TJBM kind of wishes they could magically get another “snow day” tomorrow…..