(NSFW) What's your opinion of this book?

a gastronautical odyssey. i’m quite certain semen has been a secret key ingredient in many a disgruntled restaurant workers offering, who are less than enamoured by their customer’s manners.

I’m all for a high protein diet but this is a bit much for me. Perhaps there is a business opportunity for someone here though? Semen farming? As Jim sang, people are strange.

It is the marketing of insanity.

I don’t know why they’re coming up with recipes. Seems like there is only one way to enjoy the ingredient mentioned.

@everephebe :) i fear this thread will succum to a festival of innuendo.

It’s 61 pages long. Now if this was Kama Sutra I’d understand but really? How does it recummend you gather enough ingredient for you recipe? Geez. I’d understand if someone wrote an article on this in a magazine or blog or where-ever but a recipe book? Totally inappropriate forum for the benefits of semen consumption. I’ve always thought that simple icing/glaze looked a little too close of cumfort like the stuff.

Lol….that’s wrong on so many levels…..but…I guess “whatever floats your boat”......
where would you keep that book?.....the kitchen?

I don’t drink, so not a cookbook for me. But if you’re in the market for new recipes, it could do.

I go with hair gel.

It’s of no interest to me.
I don’t like to cook…not even with a bunch of sailors. XD

I always worried that this moment would arrive, but now I am sure that it is the end of the world as we know it.

I’m with you on slightly disgusted/intrigued. Though I lean toward “intrigued.” I’ve actually considered buying a copy of that book on more than one occasion, just to get a better look. Who knows, I might even venture to give a recipe or two a try. [insert deity of choice] knows I’ve eaten things that seemed stranger than that to me…

Gotta be a spoof! :-/
I think someone is pulling our plonkers! :-/
still, the stuff does get everywhere, I’d have thought wall paper paste first though, not in a flan….

You should see my spice rack.

Do not want.

@Scooby, it’s definitely real.

I am also in the disgusted/intrigued area, but every time I let the intrigued side push in, I find myself trying not to gag. Semen has its place, and it is nowhere near my dinner plate.

Sadly, I can’t contribute anything. :-(

I’ve never seen anything like this before but I’m okay with it. The first comment on that website is wrought with misinformation and faulty connections, though. I hope that wasn’t you…HIV can’t be transmitted via cooked semen.

I am not shocked at all, I’m just too desensitized.

Gross.

One might be more inclined to consume it in a fit of sexual passion, but I’m not going to go out looking for semen creme pie or anything…

A book on semen beauty tricks might be better-suited.

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard

I wonder if they go on regional tastes? :-/
Are there connoisseurs out there I wonder???

Sufficient demand would create employment opportunities for teenage boys outside of the fast food industry. Maybe inside as well, what’s in that “secret sauce?”

Why would someone go out of their way to put cum in a dinner recipe. Sounds fuckin dumb.

@deni Maybe Sting and his wife would be interested.

@ladymia69 Why? Are they weirdos?

They are not terribly conventional I believe (although what would anyone know unless they have been in the bedroom with them! And really, who cares!) but I believe they have an open marriage, into tantric sex… that’s the extent of my knowledge of Sting and Trudi’s sex life.

They seem to have a sex-centric, experimental life together. I would give the book to them as an anniversary present. Just don’t eat at their house.

Ewww LadyMia… definitely pass on the dinner invites.

i think i’v died and gone to… uhmm.
where is that place again?
hell?