I can’t tell you how many times I have been caught in a gully washer while riding my bike home from work. The water is pouring down, running five or six inches deep in the gutters. My glasses become nearly opaque with the water. I’m soaked through and through within a minute. I start worrying about what will happen to my bike, but the worst is wondering how my backpack will take it. There have been times when the water leaks in, but there’s also my phone and wallet in my pockets, so I have to stop and put them inside my knapsack.
But then I’m ok. I just submit to the storm (not that I have any choice) and continue to ride, very slowly (since I have no brakes in the wet). I’d love to go tearing home, but I don’t want to run into a car or a person or something.
There’s also the lightning to worry about. I don’t want to ride in the open and I don’t want to ride under sycamore trees. I have seen so many totaled cars in this town because the wind or lightning brings down a heavy, boa constrictor marked branch on the car parked just below. I do not want to be riding under one of those branches when it decides to let loose from the trunk of the tree. Those trees are so brittle and so everywhere around here.
What can I do? I can only submit. Well, I could try to find shelter, but I’m already soaked, so what’s the point? I ride onward, feeling the clammy warmth of the water bunching up my cotton t-shirt. I peer over the top of my glasses, thanking whatever that nature saw fit to evolve me eyebrows—the natural porch roof overhang on my face.
Arriving home, I carry my bike up the steps to the porch, and heave a big sigh of relief. Then I take off as many of my wet clothes as I legally can, before going in. I take off the rest of my clothes, towel off, and then put on dry clothes. I put some newspapers down on the floor where I park my bike, and bring the bike in.
Then I get myself a nice hot toddy.
Well, no. I now have to go get my wife and the kids at their various schools and whatnot. Maybe later. It would probably make me sick, anyway. Maybe tea. Later. Of course, the storm is over just about when I reach my porch.
But it was fun! Like an adventurer. And I feel so tough. Love it!