What would a Disney World for cats be like?

I will ponder the rides and attraction as they can have Euro Disney!

Hahahaha….and was this an induced question?
Put down the bong. lol

Well, there’d be moats of heavy cream around the Magic catnip castle and mouse on a stick. Mickey Mouse hats for cats and a Ferris wheel made out of Tuna fish.
Pirate cats of the Caribbean. Duh!

It’s a small can of cat food after all.

I love this question. I’ll have to think about it but off the top of my head, from the look on my little Bugsy’s face, the spinning patio umbrella seems like it would be a pretty exciting, but kind of scary ride. The cats would jump off a roof onto a patio umbrella, forcing it to spin around and then dig their claws in and hold on for dear life until the thing stops spinning. I bet they’d be lining up for that one.

There would be nothing but kitchen countertops, birds and sunny patches of carpet.

Terrible. Disney hated cats.

The Sun room, the Wood Stove Just High Enough Off the Ground for a Cat To Fit Under room, and the tuna room. Mmm.

@Coloma Catnip bongs all around…

If it was a Disney land for my cat it would consist of string, fried foods, jalapeno potato chips and tuna, all of my cats favorite things. Maybe a tuna castle. Sorry I’m drunk, but I do love my cat. Barry. Barnabus. Barnacle. Barney. Fatasss.

Hidey holes that cats can get into and hide. Drawers that are just opened wide enough for the cat to climb in. Cartoon birds, lizards and mice for them to chase (not real ones because I wouldn’t like to advocate wholesale carnage). Laptops that cats can sit on while a person tries to type or open newspapers they can sit on while people try to read. Beds with humans in and just enough of an opening under the blankets for them to crawl in and snuggle up and claw said human’s bum if they move in the wrong direction.

I forgot… scratching posts but in the shape of beautiful furniture or lounges because everyone knows cats are discerning creatures. Why scratch a post made for scratching when there is a beautiful lounge suite read for your claws!

The cats would complain about the long lines to the “Under The Chin and Back Scratched” ride….lol

@coffeenut Yes, there would be a lot of complaining at Cat Disneyland. Even more than there is at any human Disneyland. I have to give you that one.

Purr-fectly horrid, like one giant litter tray.

laser pointers, paper bags, perches, and not enough litter boxes for the crowd. Also, way overpriced water and catnip.

Rodent Hell.

1. Different textured kittycondos as far as the eye could see
2. Giant balls of yarn to chase on tracks
3. Toilet bowls every 100 feet, to drink out of
4. Gourmet kitty cafe, serving Tuna hors d’oeuvres, Filet MinRat and Catnip Cream
5. Personal sunrooms with complimentary machine operated kitty massages
6. Famous kitties to pose with for pictures