Ladies, which one would you date?

Neither one.
I want to slap them both. ;)

I couldn’t even watch them, let alone date one of them.

If there was a gun to my head, it would have to be Devon because I find him amusing. However, I probably wouldn’t have a good time knowing there is a gun pointed to my head.

Neither. I think Devon talks too much, Dylan interrupts too much and sounds….stupid.

I thought it was a funny video though! “You don’t even know if this girl puts out yet! Why take her to a fancy place with grape juice and everything when you don’t even know what she’s going to do for you in a sexual way?” Too funny.

God, neither. Dylan is an ass, and I want to smack him, but at least he’s genuine. Devon is just so insincere. It’s like he’s just saying what he thinks you’re supposed to say in order to get a lady (really, “charity work”. Dude, I don’t believe you, and if you actually do enjoy that, I’m always going to feel bad around you because I’m much better at planing on charity work “someday” and sitting on the couch now.) And there’s a right way and a wrong way to meet a lady? Lord, I just can’t live up to all this.

Edit: How on Earth did ‘insincere’ become ‘insensible’????

Would anyone actually date either character? They are both so extreme and obnoxious, in their own way. Not a chance in hell. If I had to choose, it would be Dylan. They both lack a decent personality, but at least he is nice looking. I couldn’t tolerate either of them for an extended period of time… and it sounds like Dylan wouldn’t stick around too long. Win-win.

Whew! You’ve restored my faith in womankind. Devon just seems so sincere and enthusiastic. He’s the guy a woman might marry for his money and then cheat on with Dylan.
I found his enthusiasm for his dating show “kind of fetching” and couldn’t help but smile when he mentions the damsel at the Renaissance fair. But he’s still a tool.

Neither, although if forced to choose one, it would by Devon because he obviously has half a brain.

Ugh. I’d rather stay single. I think everyone else here captured the reasons why, I think both are obnoxious!

ya know, I think everyone here has captured EXACTLY the right word to describe these two idiots… obnoxious !
It’s THE word that came in my mind whilst watching the video, and I watched it first before reading the answers on this thread…
OBNOXIOUS! !!!

Neither. Both were too stupid for my taste.

I tend to go for “geeks” and would continue to do so if God Forbid something happened to my husband.

@SpatzieLover Exactly!

Sorry I am a Boy, I can’t answer this question as it is against my gender.

@BLITsZ unless you happen to be gay….

@BLITsZ Pretend you’re in prison.

but I am not!!!

@BLITsZ But you do know the meaning of the word “pretend”, right?

@MyNewtBoobs I don’t think so. I think more like he knows bridges

@MyNewtBoobs
yes I do, but I refuse to pretend, How about THAT!!!

That’s no fun.