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seazen's avatar

In the future, will we all wear velcro vests - jumping up and sticking together - instead of a high five or a hug?

Asked by seazen (6123points) March 9th, 2011

What dya think?

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SpatzieLover's avatar

I hope not. Velcro sticks to hair, too. Ouch!

SpatzieLover's avatar

@seazen But i am not bald ;D

seazen's avatar

Oh you mean to the chest hair – like Austin powers?

SpatzieLover's avatar

First of all I have boobs, second I have medium length hair. A Velcro vest chest bump sounds like something I’d shy away from ;)

The idea of watching others do it intrigues me.

Who will Velcro bump @seazen?

LuckyGuy's avatar

I can think of a few people I’d like to high five that way! (Do I have to wear pants?)

seazen's avatar

Pants aren’t necessary – it’s a full body velcro suit. Except for @SpatzieLover who has long chest hair over her boobs.

YoBob's avatar

I was at a carnival once where for some outrageous number of tickets you got to dress up in a Velcro suit and be flung against an inflatable wall.

It was fun once or twice, but after that the novelty soon faded.

Lightlyseared's avatar

No. Just… no.

seazen's avatar

@YoBob It’s what I had in mind. But for me, the novelty never wore off.

bunnygrl's avatar

oooooo this sounds like so much fun!!! count me in. I have boobs too… although I may have a solution to the long hair/hair sticking to velcro thing…we can all wear a swim cap lol. ok everyone try not to bounce off my boobs :-)

SpatzieLover's avatar

@bunnygrl That sounds so naughty coming from you. A swimming cap & a velcro suit? Thank goodness Blackwell is dead! ;D

I’m in if @bunnygrl is!

erichw1504's avatar

As long as the ground is made of trampolines for extended-vertical-height velcro-sticking

bunnygrl's avatar

@SpatzieLover LOL LOL!! OMG if Mr Blackwell could only have seen me in the my awful work uniform (from which I ironed all of my freshly laundered lime green shirts today <shudder> there is not enough yuk in the world) his poor head would have exploded :-) and the boobies really are a drawback. I haven’t seen my feet properly since I was around 12, you know Dumbo sneezed and his ears shot out? well….... <grins and falls over giggling>
huggles xx

edit: @erichw1504 LOL brilliant!!!

SpatzieLover's avatar

@erichw1504 I can see it now: Women with swimming caps and Velcro vests/suits bouncing up & down on a trampoline, then smashing together.

I imagine this will be followed by body shots at whatever dive bar volleyball court this takes place at

Seelix's avatar

I hope so.

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