Do you find Hitler's wife to be hot?
Asked by
12Oaks (
4051
)
March 10th, 2011
Observing members:
0
Composing members:
0
34 Answers
Eva Braun? No way, i thought she was totally homely. I read her biography and was rather enchanted by her for a spell. She didn’t really understand the full impact of what he was doing, which makes her incredibly stupid.
I’d give her about a 5 or 6 in that pic.
She looks like a skinny sourpuss to me.
That Nazi was not a hazi. ;-)
I have seen pics like that before in the biography, anyhow. She thought she was all that, physically.
I would go back in time to show her what a man with two testicles is capable of.
Maybe a 3. She might have gotten a 5 if I hadn’t known she was vain and devoted to Hitler.
@mrentropy you would try and take Hitler’s woman away from him?
She is completely average.
@ladymia69 Sure. In the sense that if I could go back in time I could make any stupid remark with absolute sincerity. I’m guessing I will not have the opportunity to go back in time, bust down the door, kick Adolph in the ass with my surplus store combat boots, and shag his girl while pointing to two functional testicles any time in the near future.
No I don’t, not at all.
Then again, maybe studying about her, Hitler and that time period and knowing someone that had the camp numbers on their arm, might have swayed my opinion, just a bit.
I can’t judge if she is hot to a man. She isn’t to me. On the other hand, if there is a day of judgment and she was judged, she may be very hot indeed, along with Der Fuhrer.
@Sunny2 HA! Love your answer!
This is really sad, but I think I’M better looking than her and believe me, I’m nothing special.
@WillWorkForChocolate In her defense, times were different 70 years ago and so were standards of beauty. She was also German and each country has its own idea of what is attractive. That said, I didn’t think she was good looking then. But she was blond, pleasingly plump and laughed a lot. In Hitler’s eyes, well, what he saw in her was a personal reaction, I guess.
Were they married? I didn’t think so.
He had lovely dogs though. And nice furniture. So, not all bad then.
I don’t think she’s hideous, but she’s not the most gorgeous woman I’ve ever seen. Eh, she’s maybe a 4–5 tops, I suppose.
Very plain. 4–5. Hitler married her, then killed himself. Any wonder?
@Sunny2 He liked that she was a virgin, young, dumb, and malleable, and wouldn’t ask about his “work”...and he liked to dress her up in the traditional Bavarian girl’s outfit, dirndl skirt and all.
@markferg Right before he decided they were going to kill themselves, they had a short wedding ceremony in the bunker. And the rest is history.
@Sunny2, seeing as these women were considered 10s seventy years ago, I think our standards haven’t changed all that much.
That said, Eva Braun rated about a two. Hell, even Leni Riefenstahl was better looking than Eva Braun.
@ladymia69 You know a lot more about it than I do. I learned something from you. Hitler was such a villain and so scary, that I never really wanted to know about him as a person. He was a threat to my whole family in which all but one of the men were in the service. Well, not my grandpa. He was too old.
I heard Adolphus obliged her with anal sex, ironic that he entered the “gas chamber” on a regular basis. I think she looks like what she was, a cocksucking nazi lover, quite literally.
@ucme I just spit coffee alll over my desk. You have a rare talent for causing jellies to do that! :P
I’m not so much impressed with her looks as I am with her part in their suicide pact.
I don’t think that I’ve liked a thing that you’ve posted here. (on Fluther)
I can’t perceive a woman who was the mistress of a tyrant responsible for the deaths of more than 60 million innocent people to be hot, no matter how she looks. The associations lead to massive revulsion overload in my brain terminating all other emotions.
Eh, no.
Maybe if I had a glaucoma and was drunk.
But then again, my preferences lie elsewhere
Answer this question 
Composing members:
0
