When was the last time you caused someone to choke on their beverage because you said something just as they were swallowing?
I was showing my 25 year old daughter how to work the scanner for the computer. I said, “And once you….” and trailed off because I was teaching and talking and thinking at the same time and the next thing I needed to show her hadn’t shown up yet.
Anyway, I said, “And once you…....” .....after a second she picked it up and said, ”....go Black you never Go Back!!”
Absentmindedly I murmured “Tis not true, Dear.” Next thing I knew it was raining! She’d been taking a sip of water just as I’d said it! Apparently she’d somehow forgotten Jerry, an “African American” I’d dated off and on all through the 90’s! She almost DROWNED!!!
We will never get over the idea of our parents having sex, will we! : )
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It’s almost a daily occurrence hanging out with me. It’s not that I want to make people choke, it just happens to be the right timing for it to have maximum funny factor, people just happen to be drinking or eating at that time.
It’s been a while, but the last time that it happened was (I think) when I was talking with my sister and her best friend about that woman with the reality show who’s had 19 kids. I was talking about how unusual her case was. Anyway, my sister’s friend was taking a drink of juice just as I was wondering how stretched out this woman’s….well, you know. But I didn’t finish the thought completely because I didn’t want her parents to hear my use the “v-word” and be offended or something (very traditional/protective parents), so instead I just made this “whoo-hoo” sort of noise. The next thing I know, my sister is on the floor laughing, and our friend is having trouble breathing because she choked on the juice. Which of course caused a lot more noise/disturbance than I thought it would. Figures. :P
I do that all the time. I live for it. The last time I was making a rather crude remark about how the senior on the crew can’t stop from having belly hang visable when he is walking.
I don’t know the last time, but like @filmfann I do it…as…much…...as…....(waits for you to take a sip)POSSIBLE!
@Dutchess_III Surprisingly, no! But now we 3 use that all the time, as a general expression of awkwardness in a situation. It’s so funny. :)
@etignotasanimum… Are you SURE they didn’t get it? Just out of curiosity, how old are you?
Well I made my uncle choke when I said his orange soda had a bug in it, and I knew he was unaware and was completely scared when I said it, and it was morning and he is usually drinking soda in the morning. He says he is used to it. So on the previous night he didn’t get much sleep, so in the morning he was drinking his soda half drunk, his eyes closed half way.
I try to make people spew liquids from their nose whenever I can. Just last Sunday, we were with my hubby’s family and my husband “passed gas”. It was incredibly loud and we were already laughing, but then I covered my nose and mouth with an exaggerated groan and said, “Oh my God, it smells chewy!” and his mother spat her orange soda everywhere, began laughing hysterically while trying to talk, and all we could make out was, “Assin frabbityjibbin” or something along those lines.
I just love it when his mother gets really tickled about something!!
NINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Assasin? Me? You’re spreading rumors again!
@Dutchess_III I’m 19, but this friend I was with is 17 and we were at her house, in her room. Her parents were out in the living room with the TV on and if they heard anything, they didn’t mention it later. LOL
But you did! You did @WillWorkForChocolate! I’m tellin’ seazen_
@etignotasanimum Don’t know your folks, but by the age of 17 we were still easing out kids into the concept that, yes. We pretty much know more than you know about sex! But we know it’s a shock, so we go slow. See. : )
@etignotasanimum Dirty!!!!!
Funny, I hope the girl you were doing it better be good at it. Because sometimes girls get scared.
@Dutchess__III he choked to death thats the heck I am talking about, don’t you get the scene foreshadowed even though I didn’t finish the story!!!!
When I was in high school, a bunch of friends were hanging out, playing basketball, on my driveway. On of my friends got it into his head that he was going to defecate in a ditch and use leaves to clean up. He proceeded to do this and a little while later, we found ourselves on the topic of Indian names. As the defecating friend was drinking, I said we could call him Big Chief Brown Bottom. He proceeded to spew chocolate milk out of his mouth and nose. Great times were had by all!
I got a guy to laughing once at work. He was eating cereal and blueberries and shot purple milk out of his nose!
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