Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me______ Part 12!

The Jelly Below Me (TJBM) is dreading Spring cleaning.

False. I can’t dread what I don’t do!

TJBM has colored their hair at some point in their life.

True!! Many many colors actually. :)
TJBM has or is going to try green beer for the first time today. (BTW Happy St. Patrick’s Day everyone!!)

False, I hate beer. But I did make some delightfully kelly green cupcakes for work!

TJBM has an itch they can’t scratch. (literally, not figuratively lol)

false, no itchy things :-)

TJBM has bright pink furry slipper bootees on <grins> I do….....

False!

TJBM is not wearing green today, and doesn’t care.

True

TJBM has ridden an ostrich before.
random thought just saw a kid ridding one on tv

Nope, a camel and elephants though.

TJBM has a music collection with more than 300 records, tapes or discs.

oh god yes!! definitely true!! Even still have a HUGE collection of vinyll in the cupboard under the stairs :-)

TJBM is looking at a sweet napping furbaby
<glances over at baby Jade on the chair in her little pink jacket, enjoying her nap>

erm possibly I’ve not counted but a combination of cd’s, tapes, LP’s and MP3’s proabably!!

oops somene has jumped in I took too long typing

I have a napping Harry dog!! Is that a furbaby??

The jelly below me has had to fill in an appraisal form before and thinks they are the biggest waste of time…
what are you good at? what do you want to get better at? how can we help you do that? put me on a course oh sorry we can’t afford that!! oh well I tried!!

yep. the ones while job interviewing are especially funny

TJBM has green panties on

False, I’m more of a boxers guy. And yes, they’re green.

TJBM has tried green beer.

ERM nope black.. not irish I’m afraid!
the jellybelow me has cartoon characters on their underwear

oh no been beaten again!

False.

TJBM has tried green beer.

nope I haven’t tried green beer and can’t say I see the appeal! St Patricks day not that a big a deal over here in England!!
The jelly below me has gorgeous bunches of flowers in their living room I do thanks to all me well wishers!!

False, kinda… I do have a single red rose bought for me by hubby, in the kitchen in a vase, just been looking at it :-)

TJBM secretly likes soap operas…..

False, I can’t stand them.

TJBM is ready for the day.

False, I’m starting work on making dinner :-)

TJBM loves home made soup….
(just a note… soaps give me hives lol)

Very true but I haven’t had home made soup in 2 months :(

TJBM has at least $20 in his pocket.

False. About $4 and my ATM card. lol

TJBM has caught someone in a manipulation this week and called them on it

Not that I remember.

TJBM prefers soup operas over soap operas.

Uhh, false? What is a “soup” opera?

TJBM saw a bug in their home recently.

False. But one landed on my vehicle yesterday. I’m kinda dreading the warmer weather… I am not bug friendly:D

TJBM uses their own shopping bags instead of plastic
Sorry @Facade, I beat you:)

False. I’m very afraid of bugs, so my boyfriend makes sure I don’t see any in the house. Score
TJBM is excited about the weather tomorrow!

True. Warm and chance of thunderstorms!

TJBM is feeling lucky today.

True, I was born lucky!
TJBM feels contented at the moment.

True.

TJBM has tried surfing.

False

TJBM follows college sports

False. false, false.

TJBM is dreading having to do his/her taxes and is procrastinating.

So TRUE!

I am usually on top of tax time, but, since I always have to PAY, this year I am holding out until the 11th hour. lol

TJBM is looking forward to the ‘super moon’ event Sunday.

If a super moon is one from Krypton that’s visiting this solar system, then I’ll take a gander.

TJBM believes that only a super moon can cause a tsunami.

False

tjbm pREFERS TO TYPE IN OPPOSITE CAPS.

nope, ALTERNATING caps AND lower CASE is FUN.

TJBM has visitors coming in the next few days.

True, I’m expecting some aliens with a probe any day now.

The jelly below me cain’t stayund thick Tayxun acceents. ( I leeve here and I ain’t gots wun.)

TAYHAUS, isn’t that the country south of Oklahoma. I’ve got no problem with accents.

TJBM can name the visiting aliens. All ten of them.

True. Dopey, Sneezy, Bashful, Grumpy, Doc, Sleepy, Happy, Larry, Curly and Moe.

The jelly below me feels uncomfortable when probed.

@WillWorkForChocolate You forgot Blitzen and Dasher.

False, gotten used to it.

TJBM can’t stand the way them aliens fly their saucers.

That’s so true! Them bug eyed green people just cain’t fly strait at’all.

The jelly below me suspects some of their family members are aliens.

True, and that family member would be me.

TJBM has seen a movie about and/or involving aliens recently.

True, many.

TJBM thinks aliens are more intelligent than humans if they exist

False, they are actually less intelligent. They just have cooler modes of transportation.

TJBM can understand everything in the source of this page (right-click, view source).

Hey!! thats really good!!! I haven’t seen that before!! I don’t understand it though :-)
thank you @erichw1504 that was cool!!

TJBM is having fish, chips and mushy peas for dinner tonight…... yuuuuuuummmm!!

False.

TJBM is wearing something green today.

Anytime @bunnygrl, it’s what I do.

True! I have a green shirt and green socks on. :)
TJBM is Irish. (kiss)

Not that I know of, but one may have slipped into a Scottish ancestor at some point

TJBM has learned not to believe @erichw1504 if he tells you that Ctrl + W makes a leprechaun appear on your screen. :P

False! if he told me I’d believe him <hugs @erichw1504> lol leprechaun lol I wanna try that now :-)

TJBM likes to eat mussels

False, I really don’t like any type of shellfish

TJBM is snacking on gummy bears right now

False.not into candy
TJBM likes to touch muscles.

True, if they are on a woman. But not too much, that’s icky.

TJBM likes to touch mussels.

False, although I love eating them, odd that. <huge hugs for @erichw1504 for being so sweet> it was your question to answer, you started first <more hugs>

TJBM loves Italian food, never met a pasta he/she doesn’t love…..

@Blueroses hey!!! I didn’t get a leprechaun!! it closed the page!! LOL brilliant!! <hugs for @Blueroses and @erichw1504 for teaching me a new trick to impress my computer savvy BiL> totally cool!!!

True/False I am part Italian…I LoVe Italian food, but try not to eat too many carb/Americanized Italian foods, because I have the proverbial Italian T&A

TJBM talks with their hands I can’t talk without mine ;)

True, not a lot, but often.

TJBM knows that Alt + F4 actually makes a leprechaun appear on your screen.

aww @bunnygrl lawl.
Not falling for it. Again.

TJBM has noticed a silly atmosphere here today

@erichw1504 NO! The last time I tried one of your ideas, it knocked me off the internet

True

TJBM won’t try @erichw1504 ideas to see leprechauns on your screen

No need to. The little green guys are all over the place in South Boston here

TJBM has a panic button on their keyboard

True, it is Ctrl + T. Try it.

TJBM thinks that pressing Ctrl + V does something bad.

True. It invalidates your V-Card. Don’t do it!!

TJBM likes reality competition shows like Hell’s Kitchen

True. Chef Ramsey is hilarious.

TJBM knows that the real way to make a leprechaun appear is by pressing Alt + Tab.

False. Alt+Tab flips you through screens. Although if you check in with my daffodils I’m sure you’ll find one!
TJBM is leaning against a giant teddy bear reading leprechaun fables.

False. I am in fact leaning against a wee leprechaun, reading teddy bear fables. what a stunning coincidence :¬)
TJBM hasn’t had their birthday yet this year.

True, but it’s next month

TJBM is listening to some annoying sound outside

Not now but I have been all day jack hammers at the front of the house dog barking at the back!!
The jelly below me knows how to make their screen go upside down!!

Not unless I flip the laptop…

TJBM knows what happens if you type google elmer on the google home page and hit “I’m feeling lucky”

True, everything on Google turns into Ewmew Fudd language.

TJBM knows how to change to pirate language on Facebook.

The jelly below you doesn’t have a facebook.
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TJBM knows how to change Google Reader to a ninja theme!

Whaaat?! False! Tell me now!

TJBM just found out something cool.

@erichw1504 here

False
The jelly below me has joined the great socks and sandals debate

False, sorta.. I started it.

TJBM feels that comfort is more important than fashion! XD

Not always :( sometimes you have to suffer to look good but more than happy to slob at home!!
The jelly below me owns a motorbike

False, and I won’t be caught dead on one

TJBM has a game that they love to play with their family

True. Cranium.

TJBM is following the NCAA basketball tournament.

Couldn’t be more false.

TJBM never buys the local newspaper anymore but will read it online.

True and false. I read it on-line and my hubby brings on hard copy home from work.

TJBM has indigestion.

True.

TJBM had an exciting day.

False :-( it’s been a rather frustrating day.

TJBM is ambidextrous.

False.

TJBM has errands to run.

False.

TJBM has made a basket from over 20 feet before.

True. I’m good at long shots
TJBM likes the warm day, but wishes it were sunny. it’s warm but overcast here

False. Sunny AND warm here, haha!

TJBM made a witty statement today.

Pooh! Sure.
TJBM likes to play practical jokes

True, but not the Rick Roll :(

TJBM has a professional camera

True, but is still learning to use it.
TJBM is well balanced they are a fabulous tight rope walker.

False! HUGE false. I am the world’s best klutz. Serisouly, I have stories. Ask anyone who knows me. (Johnpowell even talks of wrapping me in bubble wrap so I don’t get hurt all the time.) I would never be able to balance on a tight rope.
TJBM can recite pi to the tenth digit.

Nope. It starts out .314 (I think)

TJBM had to wash their hair in stinky stuff this morning.

Eww, no.

TJBM wonders where you would go for a meal in Dunedin, FL pronounced dun-eatin

True
TJBM has been bitten by a ladybug. one bite the heck out of my neck the other day

False. Ladybugs bite? Those bitches!

The jelly below me owns a sock monkey.

False. But I was thinking of making one for my granddaughter after I finish making her dream catcher.

TJBM has a dream catcher hanging over their bed.

No, but I have one hanging on the handle of my closet door, which is a few feet away from the foot of my bed. Does that count for something?
TJBM had cheesecake for lunch. Or maybe a dessert with lunch….

False, I really am trying to eat healthier lunches lately. I’ll probably have a couple pieces of chocolate after dinner though. :P

The jelly below me wants to know if that is really @AmWiser‘s eye. It’s beautiful! Eye avatars for everyone!

True, it is very pretty
@WillWorkForChocolate does both eyes count? I don’t take good pics of just one.

TJBM has a cup full of pens on their desk

False. I keep pens in the tray in my top drawer and I only have about 5 or 6 in there.
TJBM can sing the alphabet backwards.

@shego All I did was crop my eye out of a picture of my face… Not sure if you have something like that on your computer. The program I use is really easy; it’s called IrfanView.

False..unless I could read it off a sheet ;P
TJBM can epyt bacwards I can’t even do that

I cheat when I type backwards, by typing it forwards first, then switching it.

.etuc era samajap eitoof tluda skniht me welob yllej ehT

Cheater :P
TJBM has a messy desk but an organized mind.

False. I have a logical mind but I wouldn’t call it organized.

TJBM loves chicken salad

False. I’m a vegetarian.

TJBM is a vegetarian as well.

False, I’m perfectly happy with meat…to a point.
TJBM tried the google elmer with great results. (It’s up there with pirate speak at Facebook!)

I don’t know what the heck you’re talking about :) Haha

TJBM has a nasty cough today.

True the damn thing won’t go away
TJBM rarely gets ill.

False. I get ill very often!

TJBM likes French accents.

oola la…True. But I can’t speak a lick of French

TJBM finds Spanish accents seductive.

True (where’s bob_?) but Russian accents are even sexier.

TJBM is addicted to Netflix

True.

TJBM is addicted to Fluther.

True.

TJBM is addicted to cigarettes.

False, it’s been 3 and a half months since my last cigarette

TJBM has battled some sort of addiction during their life so far

@shego That’s great!

True. I battled an addiction at a very young age.

TJBM is religious.

false
TJBM is amazed that we’ve actually made it to part twelve :)

False. It’s catchy so I am not really amazed at it.

TJBM is not heterosexual.

False, I’m completely heterosexual.

TJBM has been arrested before.

True. When I was 16.

TJBM hated high school.

TRUE. It sucked bad, bad, bad. I nearly ran out the front doors (or did I?) once I finished my last exam. I didn’t go back for the reunion either.

TJBM loves the colour midnight blue.

Very true!

TJBM had great weather in their community today. (I did! It was gorgeous today.)

True for 3 hours. The rest of the time it has been overcast.

TJBM can swear in two languages.

False. I can swear in 8 :)

TJBM likes potato wedges :)

siii.
TJBM is Irish?

False. I’m Russian.

TJBM is gonna get beat by me :D

Darn. True. :( Eh, it’s okay.
TJBM knows who Amanda Palmer is and what she does for a living (without Googling).

True. :)

TJBM is very happy that tomorrow is Friday.

YES!!!!!! I’m sick of school!!!!!!!!
TJBM has traveled to Italy or Greece

True. Both.

TJBM doesn’t like to wear plaid.

False. I love patterns and I have a nice plaid skirt.

TJBM thought today was Friday.

False.

TJBM doesn’t like rap music.

True. Real music lasts years, not 2 weeks.
TJBM ate a pickel today

Not yet, but the day isn’t over.

TJBM is going out to an Irish Pub and entering a dirty limerick contest. I am

no way! homework and bed for mwah.
TJBM owns a guinea pig.

False.

TJBM has a very perverted friend.

False- I AM the perverted friend, LOL!

The jelly below me likes researching their ancestry and the background of their family names.

True, I do

TJBM needs to make dinner

False. I already made some.

TJBM knows who Glozell is. if you don’t, look her up on youtube!

False. I will. :-)

TJBM dyes their hair

False. I don’t know that I ever will.

TJBM collects antiques.

False. I used to, and have a couple pieces still, but now my home is decorated asian/modern/opium den/brothal . lol

TJBM was weak today and bought something decadent to eat. I bought a tub of toffee/chocolate almonds. Oh oh

False. I didn’t eat much today.

TJBM hates homework.

I find it annoying, and that was for a traffic school home study thing.

TJBM can name the closest nuclear power plant to where they live.
If so, what and how far away is it?

False.

TJBM has a high I.Q.

Milo here; True, of course.

TJBM loves geese

True. ;-)

TJBM needs to change the water in a vase lol

False. I don’t keep plants in my home.

TJBM is melancholic.

False. I’m a sanguine type, the optimist.

TJBM needs to walk their dog

False. I don’t have a dog at my house.

TJBM feels like crying.

False. I feel like sleeping though. I need to get up at 5am tomorrow so this will be my last post tonight.

TJBM believes that the mysteries of the Bermuda Triangle were/are caused by aliens.

False..but open to speculation and debate.

TJBM is debating whether to “unjoin” social sites (e.g. Facebook) to prevent loss of privacy..

False, I’m not a very private person.
TJBM loves Biscoff cookies!

Yes, so does my family.

TJBM has more than 15 pairs of shoes.

True and my husband wishes I would stop buying them.

TJBM has a huge collection of books.

Very true. I love books.

TJBM is regretting that last green beer.

False. I’m only on my 3rd Black & Tan

TJBM will help me write a winning dirty limerick Come on. I know you people.

False. I suck at writing :(

TJBM is doing absolutely nothing today.

False. Gotta work.

TJBM likes to get lost in Wikipedia articles.

True! Have you heard of or played the Hitler game?

TJBM is gonna get very good news today!

I don’t know, I hope so!

TJBM has a Mountain Dew can within reach.

@bvdshec17 No, what is the Hitler game?

False.
I DO have, in my freezer,....MOUNTAIN SHREW!
A frozen baby shrew that the cats caught. He/she is sooo cute and tiny!
He has become a family ‘pet’, easy to take care of. lol

TJBM is waiting on a storm today

@erichw1504 It’s a Wikipedia game where you try to go from an article on something unthinkable such as “torque”, “tobacco” or “neutron” to Hitler’s article in less than 3 clicks. Try it out, it’s really hard!

True! Looks like one is about to hit hear in an hour or two.

TJBM did something recently, that if found out by family members or friends, would be extremely embarrassed.

Flase, not that I can remember anywho.

TJBM would go on an archaeological dig in a heartbeat.

Not a dig but I’ve done several archaeological underwater dives :)

TJBM has ear hair.

True, but not a noticeable amount.

TJBM has hear air.

What’s a ‘hear air’.....???

No, I can’t hear the air. lol

TJBM is out of it this morning

False. I’m in it.

TJBM’s voice cracked when speaking to someone recently.

False. But it might, I’m being tested this week with manipulative and crappy communication issues with others. lol

TJBM has a view from their computer, looking out a window

False, I wish.

TJBM has a view from their computer, looking out a window and can see squirrel that are married.

True. I can gaze right out my front window as I type. The squirrels are very active right now but I have yet to see a territorial fight. I don’t usually see the married squirrels though.

TJBM loves mathematics.

True. Favorite subject in school.

TJBM knows the meaning of life.

Must be 42. Just saying——Ford Prefect. ...and thanks for all the fish!

TJBM is ready for the weekend with big plans.

False, I’ve got no plans for the weekend beyond a really big walk.

TJBM has green eyes.

False. Blue eyes here. Well, dilute and hazy blue with allergies. lol

TJBM has a swimming pool or hot tub

True, I wish I was in it right now!

TJBM has a daughter.

True. My one and only. She is 23 and is fast becoming my best friend. :-)

TJBM sprays their sheets with perfume every night before bed

False. That’s weird? Do you do that @Coloma?

TJBM has a bone to pick with someone.

True. But I’m unsure if it is worth it.

TJBM is allergic to perfume

@erichw1504

Yes, it’s lovely!

False. See above ^

TJBM has or had a parrot for a pet

False. I’d shove the cracker down Polly’s throat by the end of the day.

TJBM is the 8th jelly above me.

False.

TJBM is doing something fun for spring break.

False. I am a big boy now with a big boy career, no Spring Break for me!

TJBM likes seesaws.

False. I never played around as a child.

TJBM wishes they were a kid again.

Very true.

TJBM is afraid of getting old and wrinkly.

False, my mom always said white hair and wrinkles are a sign of wisdom

TJBM loves to eat mangos.

False.

I love fruit, but Mangos arn’t my passion.

TJBM has ran a bath and forgot to close the drain projection

False.

TJBM will lightly tap the top of the head of the person closest to them right now for me.

I’ll tap the lamp, no heads nearby.

TJBM likes landscaping

True.

TJBM likes to be on the bottom.

True/False. True..bottom rung of the ladder. False…bottom of the river.

TJBM has achy joints and knows when bad weather is coming.

No, I seriously hope that I’m too young for that to be happening any time soon.
TJBM has a song stuck in his/her head. I hope it’s a good one!

True. I can’t get Addio del Passato out of my head!

TJBM loves Taco Bell.

False can’t stand it.

TJBM knows how to crochet.
I do

True. Its been years but I sure I could pick it up again.

TJBM is looking forward to the Super Moon tomorrow.

False. I couldn’t care less.

TJBM has someone that they absolutely hate.

False, I dislike a few people but not enough to say I hate them.

TJBM does not have a fun weekend planned my weekend is mostly going to suck although, if I’m lucky, there might be a few enjoyable moments.

False. My weekend is going to be peaceful and quite fun! Getting ready to travel to Florida for spring break.

TJBM has written a song before.

False

TJBM secretly loves Justin Bieber music.

True- I’m really Selena Gomez masquerading as an old white guy. ;-)

TJBM has eaten most of their meals on a tectonic plate.

LoL! True – haven’t we all?

TJBM is smiling a secret smile… and will share the secret!

No smiles today :-(

TJBM has a button nose.

@tranquilsea – well BOOO! I’m sorry it wasn’t a smiley day.

False. I have a nose that is too big for my face. Definitely not a button.

TJBM has more than 30 pair of shoes.

I doubt it. I have only 4 pair, and 3 I wear regularly. I can’t count higher than that anyway.

TJBM has a motorcycle

False. I’m not a big fan of organ-donors.

TJBM has a least 10 jokes memorized for the telling.

False,I think it’s less than 10…
TJBM is happy…

Yeppers! No point in being sad. Happiness is a choice.

TJBM has a motorcycle license.

False,I don’t have a license..but I can ride….shhh…
TJBM has broken the law in some point of their lives…

Yes, not proud of it though.

TJBM likes this site. http://www.peepresearch.org/surgery.html

True, it is wonderful.
TJBM still has a team in the NCAA Tournament.

Nope, I generally don’t follow sports like that.

TJBM wants to try separating cojoined peeps without the aid of anesthetic this time.

True. And I think my teeth will do the trick. Yumm!

TJBM has raised chickens in the past.

hmm,sort of true….they died as chicks : (
TJBM likes animals..

Yes. We have had many kinds of critters, including those with 2, 6, and 8 legs. Done some time with no-leggers too.

TJBM developed an allergy late in life.

hmm,I dont have one currently…guess I’ll just have to tell you in about 40 years time…
TJBM feels sleepy….yawn…

yupp. I think I’ll go sleep now…
TJBM has a thought they’d like to share?

hmm,ok.True. I need a hug before going to bed…
TJBM is not sleepy…

True.
TJBM did not just discover the first Lyme tick of the season crawling around her wrist and looking for a place to sink its fangs.

False. (I live in the tundra..there are no bugs for at least a couple months..except the snow fleas!)

TJBM is up past their bedtime.

False. I don’t really go to bed at a certain time on the weekends.

TJBM has had a heartfelt conversation with someone today.

True.

TJBM can sing the ABC’s…backwards.

True. But very slowly.

TJBM doesn’t have a job.

False

TJBM has more than one job.

False. I’m happy to be past that point in my life, too!

TJBM is at work this morning.

False. NPR time
TJBM is planning on sending Gadaffy Duck a going away present?

False!
TJBM is wondering when lunch will arrive…ugh,I’m always thinking about food…

False. I’m getting ready to go out for Lebanese food.

TJBM is experiencing some beautiful hot weather today!

True,hotter and sunnier than usual : D
TJBM LOVES Lebanese food…mmmm

True!

TJBM thinks about food all of the time. Like me!!

True…thinking about it right now…
TJBM Loves strawberries…

True.

TJBM likes watermelon.

True,,,
TJBM likes peaches…

False.

TJBM hates onions.

True/false.

I do not like raw onions much, but I love cooked onions.

TJBM needs to make a big decision soon

False.

TJBM likes to go barefoot.

hhm,it depends where im going…
TJBM likes going tothe beach..

False, too far from a beach
TJBM likes to watch international news.

um,true..i suppose…
TJBM is…..

Is what?

TJBM had a bagel this morning.

false.
TJBM is bored…

False. Taking a break from packing to move.

TJBM has never been told they have a great sense of humor.

False,I get told I have regularly lolz…
TJBM is tired…

False. Not yet. A lot to do still to be ready to leave tomorrow morning.

TJBM has read their horoscope for today.

False
TJBM is excited…

False. I am in mellow mode

TJBM is thinking of canceling on a plan next week with someone

FALSE…
TJBM is jumping up and down…

False.

TJBM is jealous that I just ate the best Lebanese food EVER.

True…ggrrr
TJBM is jealous I had a chicken breast fillet (homemade by mum)...

just a little had a good dinner myself though so…
the jelly below me can do all or some of the following trick

I can’t write like her but I can write with both hands…I’m both handed you see : )
TJBM is right handed…

True
TJBM is enjoying a nice cup of herbal tea, or tea in general.

nope false, feeling a bit sick!!
The jelly below me knows how to grow their own fruit and veg

True,I do it every year ; ) potatoes,tomatoes,strawberries,radishes and lots more
TJBM IS HAPPY

True
TJBM is about to cut forsythia and force it in a blue vase.

False. What the heck is a forsythia?

TJBM went grocery shopping today.

I did indeed.
TJBM is googling “forsythia” as I am typing this.

Nope. I know exactly what it is. We had a huge forsythia bush next to my house when I was a child.

TJBM has grown to love coconut butter. I do, but I hate that dried out crap they sell in the stores called “shredded coconut”

Um.. No? What do you do with coconut butter?

TJBM was just getting diggy with the yard work and and started thunder storming.

False. Did my hardcore yard stuff last weekend and now it is storming again. Perfect timing! :-D

TJBM is a fan of claymation

@KatetheGreat @queenie If you don’t mind me asking, where do you live?

False. @Brian1946 I currently live in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. I am originally from Sochi, Russia.

TJBM is going to stay up very late tonight.

No, it is Sunday and I will be going to bed early so I am fresh as a daisy for work tomorrow.

TJBM likes to dance in the rain.

Probably false. I’ve never tried it, however.

TJBM loves that @gailcalled has joined in the fun!

Milo here: Ya think? She seems to be a real curmudgeon at times.
TJBM thinks I am perfection.

False
@Brian1946 I live in the West Midlands in England,UK : )
TJBM is ready to got to bed…

Almost. Soon

TJBM is about to rush outside and see the full moon, in all her brighter and nearer splendor.

<sob> False. We’re overcast tonight. I would love to see that moon though.

TJBM had bad news today.

kinda sorta, sorta kinda.

TJBM is comfy in jammies

true,some silk ones…
TJBM is wanting to look at the moon,even though they can’t…

nope. It is awesome here in the Boston area tonight…

TJBM has their favorite drink within reach

false,just finished drinking milk…
TJBM is staring in awe at the moon tonight…

False. I am staring at clouds and wind and rain.

TJBM likes rocky road ice cream

Actually I prefer dark chocolate and a scoop of jaffa orange ice cream.
TJBM likes musicals and loves to sing along loudly.

Yep, guilty as charged.

TJBM enjoys buying books and gets excited when one is better even than expected! I have a new book. Off to read now

So true.

TJBM carries a stuffed animal on the airplane when they fly.
I do, I don’t like flying

False. I’m 20 years old, come on!

TJBM just woke up.

False. Been up for a couple of hours and have had my waffles & coffee
TJBM likes dogs.

Milo! @gailcalled is not a curmudgeon!

False, I don’t like dogs, I love ‘em!
I haven’t seen my dog since January because I’m studying abroad :( Although I’ll be home in just 2 weeks!

TJBM hates cats.

False. I love them!

TJBM likes banana smoothies.

False. I always think I will like them but they always taste like baby food, especially with protein powder added.

TJBM likes Big Band music.

Meh, I’m more of an indie rock dude.

TJBM owns a car.

True.

TJBM is not too happy that tomorrow is Monday.

False, I am happy but just because I don’t have any lectures tomorrow :)

TJBM didn’t know what TJBM meant at the beginning of this thread.

Trueish – being a noobie, I had to read the first answer to make sure I knew what the hell I was doing.

TJBM read, at most, 5 answers out of the 270+

False.

TJBM doesn’t like the flavor of cinnamon.

False, I love cinnamon!
TJBM loves the fact that AT&T has bought T-mobile.

False. I’m not a huge AT&T fan.

TJBM is surrounded by green. Grass, trees, woods, fields.

Sort of true. I live on a golf course and it is very green!

TJBM had a very productive weekend.

False.
Very low key.
Resting up for hell day tomorrow. lol

TJBM has eaten something nasty on a dare

True, I’ve eaten some ants before! They’re kinda spicy.

TJBM enjoyed the sun outside today.

Oh yes I did! Twas splendid! 13 please??

TJBM is debating whether or not to keep the puppy or kitten they found.

Nope. Daughter picked out her pooch from a rescue, graduated from college, then moved back home until she pays off some bills and can afford to move out. So her dog has become our dog.

TJBM is falling asleep as they try to do fluther.

False. I’m being forced to watch icarly.
TJBM hates Disney channel and nickelodeon.

I used to watch Disney when I was a kid and I’ve never seen Nickelodeon.

TJBM is wearing a funny hat.

False, I can’t stand hats. They make me hot.

TJBM is getting ready for a trip. I am, just 4 days left.

True! I leave in a few hours.

TJBM needs to take a shower.

true…howd you know? .... can you smell me kate my mate?
TJBM likes to eat fruit…

True @queenie I can smell you all the way from here!

TJBM likes to drink hot tea before bed.

False,not tea…
TJBM will tell us what they’re fav fruit is…

True. I enjoy mangoes the most.

TJBM is going to watch the Youtube Orchestra tonight.

FALSE…
TJBM is sitting by, or near a window…

True.

TJBM is getting sleepy.

true…
TJBM is often found daydreaming…

False.

TJBM knows how to play more than one instrument.

True,I can play the keyboards and the Harmonica…
TJBM likes classical music…

True

TJBM likes kiwi fruit

TRUE, I absolutely LOVE it!!
TJBM is wondering why so many jellies have decided to have eyes as avatars…

I have know idea if this is what started it or not, but I thought AmWiser’s eye avatar was so pretty so I changed mine and yelled “eye avatars for everyone” on some other thread….

The jelly below me had burgers for dinner.

False, I’m using my neighbors grill to grill some hotdogs.

TJBM lives with a romantic.

Dangit, I typo’d. Hate that.

True, my hubby is occasionally pretty darn romantic.

The jelly below me gets frequent migraines. I’ve got one now, just sort of snuck up and attacked.

True, but I mainly suffer from cluster headaches.

TJBM loves to watch wedding shows. I do because I get ideas for my wedding

True, I love wedding shows and proposal shows and such. They remind me of what it felt like to get engaged and plan a wedding and find that perfect dress… That was such an amazing time in my life!

The jelly below me is beautiful on the inside.

If people with eye avatars keep posting here, could it be said about the thread that “the eyes have it”? Teehee.

True. At least IMHO and yes “the eyes have it”.

TJBM is beautiful on the inside too.

True- my internist said that I have lovely lungs and beautiful bones. ;-p

TJBM knows what kind of animal has the eyes in my avatar.

True. It’s a cat.

TJBM has wet hair.

False.
Washed it this morning, it’s outta control after drying naturally. Meh.

TJBM has a list going for the week

I do and it keeps getting longer and longer.
TJBM likes to ride a bike.

True, used to ride to work all the time.

TJBM’s college basketball team is already out of the tournament.

I would not know. Maybe, I guess?

TJSBM has a second family living with them. We did. What a riot!

False, but only for the moment—it’ll be true starting from Apr. 17th again.

TJBM has long list of folks to call today.

False.

TJBM smells like apricots.

False, but ironically I just put apricot jam on my sandwich.

TJBM is deathly ill
like me

Nope. Healthy as a Horse
TJBM is still a bit groggy

You must be a mind reader, @blueiiznh! Vacations do that to me. : )

TJBM has yard work to do today.

False, not quite yet.

TJBM once swallowed a Lego piece whole.

No…I can’t think of anything I’ve ever swallowed that I wasn’t supposed to. Except for the occasional nat that flew in my mouth! (Why isn’t ‘nat’ showing as a valid word on spell check?)

TJBM has, at times, forced themselves to eat something they didn’t want to. Something that they thought was really GROSS!!

True. sometimes on a dare. gnat is in my spellchecker

TJBM needs a vacation

True, I’m gonna get 1 month off by the end of next week! Can’t wait :)

TJBM has been to Portugal.

False.

TJBM has been to Hell and back.

Yep. I even had a priest tell me during reconciliation that i need not say any Hail Mary’s etc as I was serving a penance on earth

TJBM did something awesome this weekend they are going to share with us.

True. I totally went car shopping for like 6 hours, man!

TJBM once rescued a stray animal.

False, never had that opportunity.

TJBM has eaten raw meat before.

Many times steak tartare not to mention lots of little neck clams. oysters and have hung out in a Sushi bar or two.

TJBM has driven a car at an elevation of over 11,000 feet (3,500 meters).

False.

TJBM knows how to swear in at least one other language.

True. German.

TJBM can speak fluent Italian.

Nope, I’m only fluent in English. I’m working on becoming fluent in Spanish, too.
TJBM took Latin in school.

False.

TJBM is a grammar Nazi.

False- I’m a language Liberal.

TJBM has gone swimming in a country other than the one where they live.

True. Jamaica.

TJBM is currently Fluthering from work.

False, I’m in my room.

TJBM speaks more than two languages.

tRUE…
TJBM likes jam on toast…

.eurT

.yadot sdrawkcab sgnith gniod si MBJT

@blueiiznh Ah! Of course! Gnat….doy.

YKN, od [;suomh jrsf hs,rd@@@@@

True. I love blackberry jam the best.

TJBM is cold right now
projection, my heating crapped out yesterday and am waiting in the repair guy, brrrrrrrr.

False,it’s getting mild here…
TJBM likes to have a big hearty breakfast….

Well, I intentionally eat a lot of calories at breakfast, because I don’t eat after 3 or 4 p.m., but I don’t know how “hardy” it is….

TJBM is wondering if moldy bread will get us to TJBM #13!!!

False. Sorry @Dutchess_III, the Mods say once a week for TJBM posts. Hold on til Wednesday…pleasseee.

TJBM likes feeding the birds. psst! they like moldy bread:D

True, I used to do it every week : )
TJBM has a sore throat….

Oh. Didn’t know that. Feed them moldy bread!!!

No, I don’t have a sore throat, but I have a sore everything else. Yard work all day Saturday, and heavy duty house cleaning on Sunday for an open house. WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE COME BUY MY HOUSE??!!

TJBM is going to buy my house.

False. No one can buy your house because everyone knows Kansas doesn’t exist.

The jelly below me doesn’t believe in Kansas.

.

.eslaF

.yadot sdrawkcab sgnith gniod si MBJT

wrong. you also mispelled “sgniht”

TJBM has flowers blooming outside already

hmm,have to check.Most probably true though. Spring is deffo here : )
TJBM is finding @erichw1504 gniyonna…

False. I don’t get annoyed easily, but, you’ll know it if I do. lol

TJBM loves avacados on the half shell with S&P

Oh yes ma’am!

The jelly below me doesn’t like going to weddings.

@blueiiznh You also misspelled “mispelled”.

False.

TJBM is finding @queenie annoyingly annoying.

HMMM,FALSE!
TJBM thinks I’m annoying : P

Hmm, true!

TJBM likes to be the TJBM.

uh, TRue….I think…
TJBM thinks the TJAM is annoyingly annoying….

False, very false.

TJBM has a blue face.

—@erichw1504 I SO wish you were here in front of me !”
True,but only in cyberspace
TJBM likes wearing sunglasses…

@queenie Why?

True.

TJBM likes wearing glasses.

so i could punch you…then you’d have a blue face too : )
False…
TJBM knows I’m joking…

False.

TJBM could beat @queenie in a five mile skipping tournament.

hmm,probably true…
TJBM loves being annoying.. i know i do….

False, never have been.

TJBM has done the naked mile.

ROFL @bvdshec17!!

Wrong. I have never been naked in my life, much less for a whole mile.

TJBM is embarrassed by their state.

False.
TJBM is wondering how @Dutchess_III showers with clothes on.

True.

TJBM is also wondering how @Dutchess_III was born with clothes on.

true,
TJBM is wondering how @Dutchess_III changes her clothes,if at all…

True.

TJBM was once caught naked while eating a popcicle.

False.

TJBM does their chores naked!

False…
TJBM likes to sleep naked…

False.

TJBM once played badminton naked.

False…
TJBM swims naked…

Sometimes.

TJBM has danced naked in the rain.

False.

TJBM once did a hand-stand naked.

False. I would have suffocated.
TJBM is ready for a nap.

True, very true.

TJBM is ready for a naked nap.

@erichw1504 i misspelled misspell only to see if you were paying attention

@blueiiznh Riiiight…

False. I don’t take naps anymore, it keeps me from sleeping at night, when I actually need to sleep. I’m not answering the naked part (Classy ladies like me don’t talk about their nakedness to just anyone! :P)
TJBM is not grossed out by the sound of nails on a chalkboard.

True I’m not grossed out by it, it’s just the sound of it that hurts my ears.

TJBM is craving chocolate.

True, I’m actually craving anything that can be digested by a human stomach.

TJBM likes to play chess naked.

OMG! You nakit people are just goin’ to hell!
I always crave chocolate, but I mange to control it by keeping my clothes on at all times.

Damn it @erichw1504! You burged in!

I don’t play chess.

TJBM eats chocolate in the shower while playing chess with all of his or her clothes on because so they can get into heaven the right way.

Amen. Er, I mean true. Is that another jewel in my heavenly crown? (ha!)

TJBM has the option to work in their pajamas each day..but chooses to get dressed in regular clothes…just because.

False.

TJBM believes in the right to be naked wherever, whenever.

No. I believe people who are naket at any time should be….. something bad.

TJBM sleeps in five pair of underwear, long johns, a snowsuit, hat, boots and gloves, even in summer.

No. I don’t even own those if I want to put them on at any hour. lol

TJBM had a great workout today

I feel it today, but the workout came Saturday and Sunday.

TJBM hates going in to debt, even when they can afford it.

So true. I also hate going into debt when I cannot afford it.

TJBM is debt free.

False. We have a mortgage but is all. No credit card debt, no car loans just the mortgage and that’s not too shabby.

TJBM had a rough weekend.

False

TJBM has taken care of their craving.
I did I got a candy bar. Now I’m all better

True. We had Chinese food for dinner and I’m good now. :D

TJBM is ready for spring!

Actually we are going into Autumn.

TJBM is looking forward to going out to dinner tonight.

No. Done eating for today. Seriously avoiding the “What fabulous dish should I make for my boyfriend’s birthday” question!

TJBM doesn’t know what to do with time off.

False, I have a list of “must reads” and projects I would love to start (those all take hours and hours of concentration) that my time would be filled.

TJBM is a gardener.

True/false.

Gardened for years but have downsized now to mostly large exotic outdoor plants and trees in containers, like bamboos and exotic grasses and weeping spruce, etc. Maybe a tomato or two in the summer.

TJBM is having Thunderstorms in their area right now

False.

TJBM had a very tiring day. I did!

True. Completely spent in many ways. It even snowed..UGGGG

TJBM is reading a fascinating book and will share the name

True. The Book of Air and Shadow, by Michael Gruber.
TJBM has run out of ideas for this thread.

False. The family provides an endless number of ideas usually ;-)

TJBM is staring out their front window at freshly fallen snow.

False. I’m in Florida at the moment and it’s definitely not snowing!

TJBM has sang in a choir before.

False…can’t carry a tune.

TJBM has lots of pens and pencils but can’t find one when they need it.

True. I think I have a pen gnome living with me.

TJBM has a sock gnome living in their dryer. ever wondered what happened to your socks?

Not that I remember.
Perhaps using different products to minimize static cling keeps my garments from inextricably hiding inside each other.
Also, I rummage through the larger items to look for any ensconced smaller stuff.

TJBM tries to avoid wearing high heels.

True, I know I can dress up without wearing high heels though I do have a couple pairs that are comfortable enough to wear all day.

TJBM is making plans to travel over seas.

I am! I hope to visit the US this year. I am looking forward to it immensely and will probably pick Fluther brains on what to do on my planned and unfortunately short stay.