Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me______ Part 13!

The Jelly Below Me had pasta for supper.

False – I am thinking of having a large number of oranges for dinner tonight.

TJBM is mad, bad, and dangerous to know.

False, but two out of three ain’t bad :)
TJBM is a sci-fi geek.

True :)

TJBM likes to linger in their towel after they get out of the shower.

true
tjbm likes eggplant lasgna

True!!
Tjbm is watching basketball!

False. I’m too short to be anything but envious that those tall people can reach stuff.

TJBM is wishing s/he could sleep in tomorrow.

True and I will. Today I was up at 5am for my early morning workout and I’m really looking forward to sleeping until 7am.

TJBM had bad acne as a teen.

True. And up until about a year ago, when I found out that pouring my own urine on my face was a cheap, easy, healthy, natural way to get glowing skin. Kidding. But my acne really is gone.

TJBM has an affinity for pills.

If affinity for is the same as he swallows 6 pills of medication each day…, then: true!
Who the fuck is TJBM?
TJBM shed actual tears today when hearing the news of Mrs.(8) Taylor’s passing away.

Gonna jump back in here…is this allowed??
False. I am not a fan of Elizabeth Taylor’s, and think she was pretty shallow. Not happy to see her die, but she lived a long, exorbitantly expensive life. And I think the only good acting job I have seen her deliver was “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?” and that was because she was really fighting with Richard Burton.

TJBM has a mole in a weird spot.

False I don’t have a mole

TJBM has blue boxers on today ;)

Haha, Do blue panties count? srsly

TJBM enjoys scratching their dog in the spot that makes its leg kick uncontrollably.

False; I don’t have a dog. But I love rubbing the side of my cat’s mouth because it makes her sneeze :)

TJBM has/had a headache today.

True.

TJBM has dirty dishes in the sink.

I hope not. I asked my son to wash the dishes when I left for work. You could well be on the money though!
TJBM gets a little irritated when people in the offices around them are very noisy.

No.I work alone and blast music :)
TJBM occasionally wears a helmet.

Nope, unless it’s a ski helmet. I go very fast.

TJBM has eaten at a Basque restaurant before.

Sorry, but I actually have no idea what kind of food would characterize a Basque resturant. :0)

TJBM played Spin-The-Bottle several times as a kid.

I never played that game.
TJBM does not like the idea of wearing suits.

True, I like jeans and tee shirts

TJBM can tell me what to expect in Las Vegas
I’m at the airport now

True. I grew up in Vegas. Expect lots of traffic, good food, disappointment, laughs, drunks and bright lights. Have fun! =)

TJBM likes their roasted marshmallows burnt.

True.
TJBM like to go fishing

True, but only when drinking. Otherwise I’m bored out of my skull.

TJBM knows how to play a musical instrument.

True/False I play clarinet and alto sax, I like jelly not jam. But I once could jam on my sax. =)

TJBM parts their hair in the middle.

False its now on the side but all growing it used to be parted in the middle!
TJBM Wants to go on trip to a tropical island

Oh my, who wouldn’t? I just might for my 16th birthday. Hrmmm…

Anyways, TJBM knows that “The Game” is officially over. (If they know what “The Game” is.)

False. I never knew it was!

TJBM loves Hans Zimmer’s music.

False. Who’s Hans Zimmer?

TJBM has a mouse in their house I have one in my bathtub right now recovering from a round of kitty volleyball. lol

False. Every 6 months I get my house inspected for that stuff! Oh, Hans Zimmer is a famous composer of movie scores. His music is absolutely amazing!

TJBM has a huge day tomorrow! I do, so goodnight my friends!

True, learning a new career is hard stuff
TJBM enjoys a nice glass of wine after a hard day at work

False, I enjoy something a bit more pharmaceutical than wine.

TJBM does not acknowledge the existence of Justin Bieber.

False. Kind of hard to do with a 7 year old girl in the house. At least she can sing along to The Beatles and Queen too. ;)

TJBM has eaten a grilled cheese and pb&j sandwich and enjoyed it.

Very true, but it would be nasty together.
TJBM has beautiful children who will be the death of you. :-)

so so very true, a 2 yr and a 3 yr old will do that lol
TJBM sleeps in the nude

False. I like to sleep with my windows open, and it would be too cold! Also, am I sensing a theme in your questions? I’m so there for the other two.

TJBM likes Merchant-Ivory films.

Maybe false, maybe true. Not really sure what that is.
TJBM has had a pet named Duke or Bella at some point in their life.

No, I haven’t had pets with those names.
TJBM is planning to spend the weekend rewatching all their Elizabeth Taylor film collection.

Yes…..some great movies. Gonna give the woman a last look.
I think FOX or TMC is doin a marathon.

TJBM is an avid fan of horse racing. and Knows The Real Derby is Kentucky’s.

False but I had a bf who passed away of cancer who owned race horses and probably did does that count
TJBM loves to read a hot and juicy romance novel

False. That is probably the lowest on my list of things I’d like to read.
TJBM is making coffee.

“Time to make the coffee.” Right.

TJBM has a piece of furniture from a grandparent.

False.

TJBM needs a haircut.

False, I just washed it, and now it’s super curly and frizzy.

TJBM is going to have a fun filled day.

False. I am going to spend it getting ready for an audit by preparing about a zillion binders filled with useless, redundant information.

TJBM just about fainted at the gas pump this morning when he/she looked at the total.

False. I will later today.

TJBM had a bagel this morning.

False. Just a cup of tea so far.

TJBM has a strange way of sneezing.

True. And it’s very cute. If a sneeze can be cute.
TJBM is washing clothes today.

true.
TJBM wants to run for political office.

I don’t right now, and I can’t see myself wanting to in the foreseeable future. It’s a lot of responsibility, and that scares me.
TJBM has gotten into a fight with a guy in one of those mascot suits.

False. But I almost ran over Mr. Pickle in a parking lot once. lol

TJBM has gone deep sea fishing

Many times in Baja California, around Catalina Island and up and down the east coast Maine to Florida.

TJBM has car less than 2 years old.

I don’t but my dad does.

TJBM just woke up and still has eye boogers.

HAHA,,,FALSE
TJBM likes to have breakfast in bed…

Very true, specially if it has been prepared my beautiful girlfriend or my mum :)

TJBM loves the warm feeling of the sun on his/her skin.

True.

TJBM knows a magic trick or two.

True…
TJBM has a good sense of humour…

Treu.
TJBM pays a monthly visit to Ikea.

False, I wish…

TJBM once ate bacon for a midnight snack.

false..
TJBM looks in the mirror 3 times a day…

True…
TJBM is has a nickname and they adore it

true
TJBM looks in the mirror 3 times a day have no idea what happened there

Probably, I do have the bad habit of checking my makeup in my car while driving sometimes.
TJBM needs a massage badly

False. No thanky.

TJBM has succumb to the urge to bust out some moves.

haha,false.Really wish i could though…
TJBM is a good dancer…

False, extremely false.

TJBM can’t believe it’s not butter.

lolz,true. do they have that in the states?
TJBM is hungry….

True, always hungry.

TJBM is about to GET IN MAH BELLAYY!!!

FALSE, No chance!
TJBM is a human… (that didn’t make any sense…..oh well)

False.

TJBM is a member of the FBI (female body inspectors).

um,False.
TJBM is a bit baffled by what @erichw1504 said above…
I always thought FBI stood for Federal Bureau of Invesigation …

False.

TJBM once twanged all over a phritter in one night.

I’m gonna say true,even though I have absolutley no idea what you meant : D
TJBM is….

True, sometimes I

TJBM once beat beavers behaving badly by building big bats.

Nope.

TJBM thinks @erichw1504 and @queenie are bored lol~

True.

TJBM has been ill most of the last month and is sick and tired of being sick and tired!

False.

TJAM just made a reference to Anastacia’s song.

False.

TJBM is wondering why Mugatu made a disease center for ants.

@erichw1504 What do you mean false? That is undoubtedly a song by Anastacia lol

False, never heard that before.

TJBM is eating a chocolate bar. On his/her own.

hmm,false.Though i plan to, after finishing these noodles…
TJBM likes chinese food…

True, I love it

TJBM likes pizzaaaaaaa with an Italian accent

True,gotta love it!
TJBM will tell us what they’re fav 4 toppings would be on a Pizza…

True: bacon, ham, pineapple, and cheese.

TJBM just realized @bvdshec17 asked the jelly above them a question and not the one below. A clear violation of the rules.

True, that was on purpose! I’m so clever

TJBM is wearing tight shorts.

false.
TJBM wishes they had a different governor.

False
@erichw1504 you are my new best friend…pineapple as a topping!
TJBM loves to eat different food from different places…

True.

TJBM just made a new friend.

haha,True
TJBM has a cat…

True. Five.

TJBM ate too much for lunch and is about to lose it.

snickers False,not yet ; D
TJBM likes rock music

Oh so True AC DC was a favorite mine
TJBM had big lunch and wants to take a nap

True.its made me feel drowsy
TJBM likes to take catnaps : )

False, I avoid naps like the plague.

TJBM believes in the right to believe in a right.

True…
TJBM likes tongue twisters…

True, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

TJBM likes to play Twister.

False…
TJBM likes to play Guitar Hero I dont

True.

TJBM believes this is real footage of Bigfoot.

False…
TJBM believes in dragons…

False.

TJBM likes to whisper.

true,howd you guess?
TJBM LIKES TALKING IN CAPS

False, I feel like someone is always yelling when they are talking in all caps
TJBM is in the mood for a back rub right now

True!

The jelly below me is actually kinda sad that AmWiser’s question was highjacked… (no offense truly meant, but really…)

True. Pure insanity. I should have boycotted it.

TJBM once boycotted something.

True.
I boycott all goose down products and pate, in honor of my darling chinese geese.
Dreadful how these highly sensitive and intelligent birds are exploited to put a ski jacket on someones back and ‘feed’ their inhumane tastes.

TJBM is in the middle of a crazy storm right now

False…it’s dusk and the only sound coming from outside is the chirping of birds…
TJBM loves springtime

True! Spring and Fall are my favorite seasons!

The jelly below me has to, or knows someone who has to eat a gluten-free diet. Damn food allergies are a pain in the ass, yeah?

False.

TJBM wants to buy me a Sky Ball.

False since I don’t know what a Sky Ball is????
TJBM has a hot date on Friday

@creative1 did you not click on the link?

False, my wife would kill me.

TJBM has driven a four-wheeler before.

True. ATVs and 4×4s both.

TJBM needs a haircut.

True. I want to cut my hair semi-short again but my husband is making faces every time I mention it. He’s got a Neanderthal way of thinking going on.

TJBM is having a frustrating day.

False. This day has been fantastic!

TJBM thinks that, maybe, when people play this game, they project what they are feeling or thinking onto TJB them.

True. I do it all the time and usually with the disclosure of projection

TJBM is having an afternoon slump projection lol

No, it is actually morning and I am just getting up.
TJBM is going to have a busy but fantastic weekend.

Busy? Hell yes! Fantastic? Nope.

TJBM likes to drink whisky

I do, but not too often and only the good stuff.
TJBM needs to weed that garden. They are taking over like it is Day of the Triffids!

Not yet, I think. It’s still cold enough here that things are only just starting to sprout/bloom, including the weeds.
TJBM is a man named Desmond Miles, or at least understood the reference before clicking the link. Super brownie points if yes.

I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about, man.

TJBM sniffs his/her armpits when no one is looking.

On RARE occasion. lol

My sweat doesn’t smell. hahaha

TJBM has heard of the Taipei101 building

False sorry, will have to look that one up
TJBM Is waiting for all little bit of snow to stop and spring to really begin……

True, although we’ve had a ton of snow this past week. I want clear sidewalks and warm weather.

TJBM flosses their teeth every night.

False. Not every night.

TJBM has discovered new music this week.

True try the following links: her voice is amazing – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0put0_a--Ng&feature=related ADELE – ‘Make You Feel My Love’ and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYEDA3JcQqw&feature=player_embedded Adele – Rolling In The Deep

TJBM Is going out with friends for drinks tormorrow after work

Well that would be today, because it is Friday now but no, a night in today but tomorrow I will go out for dinner.
TJBM cracks their fingers and knuckles.

False!
Ewww, creepy, creepy, I can hear the horrible sounds!

TJBM is off to dreamland soon

No! It is only 2.15… a nanna nap sounds nice though. (I so hear you on the creepy, nails on chalk board noise that joint cracking makes too),

TJBM likes to swim in the ocean.

More like wading, but true.
TJBM is wide awake at 1am. I sure am!

Sorry I was sound asleep, just got up it 6am
TJBM is having a big breakfast this morning

False. I don’t have time!

TJBM is glad that it is Friday.

TJBY is happy POETS day is over.
TJBM is going to bake a cake this weekend.

No, and No.

TJBM is going to a celebration of some sort this weekend.

False.

TJBM has an exotic pet.

If you consider geese exotic, then yes. Actually they are vetted by a specialist in exotics and avian health.

TJBM is on a check out from someone that has been annoying them

False.

TJBM’s head is still spinning from that crazy episode of American Idol last night.

False. I don’t watch TV at all.

TJBM has a pain somewhere in their body

False.

TJBM wrote love letters in grade school.

No, but one time this boy gave me a Harry Potter Valentine’s day card. It was one of those that changes pictures/looks like it’s moving when you tilt it. It was also the biggest card in the box set that those type of cards come in. My gradeschool self took that to mean that he totally liked me. Lol.
TJBM is skilled at playing an instrument.

False. I can sing, but I can’t read music.

The jelly below me “can’t carry a tune in a bucket”.

True.

TJBM thinks that a voice is an instrument.

True it can be but I just don’t have one lol, I couldn’t carry a tune to save my sole lol

TJBM Had a wonderful salad for lunch mmmmm just what I could go for

False.

TJBM can not wait for FRINGE tonight (9/8c FOX), especially after news broke of a 4th season renewal!!!

False, I like Fringe but I’m planning to meet up with friends and watch college basketball tonight. But the 4th season is awesome news!

TJBM likes to sing in the car during rush hour.

False, but I do break out the finger drums on the steering wheel from time to time.

TJBM thinks @Haleth should watch FRINGE instead of basketball tonight.

Couldn’t care less.
TJBM prefers Droid to iBrick.

False, haven’t used a Droid yet. I do have an iTouch though and it’s pretty fantastic.

TJBM likens him/her to a chupacabra.

False.

TJBM has had a very stressful week.

True. It’s pretty stressful being a chupacabra.

TJBM could really go for a late-afternoon coffee.

True, that does sound good. But, this Mountain Dew will have to….. do.

TJBM is chillin’ out maxin’, relaxin’ all cool.

Totally, dude. totally.

TJBM has been declared legally dead at least once before coming back around.

False, but my oldest daughter drowned when she was little and I had to bring her back.

The jelly below me is having pasta for dinner.

WTF?! Are you a freakin’ mind reader? I’m cooking some mac n’ cheese as we speak.

Also, tater tots.

Yes, the wife is out with friends and I am not a chef…

TJBM enjoys their time alone, when they get some.

True,very true.
TJBM is a lone wolf…

@erichw1504 No, I’m peeking through your window.

Occasionally.

The jelly below me dislikes talking on the phone.

True,I prefer talking face to face… or txting
TJBM dislikes txt talk….

OMG!! So true, not a big fan.

TJBM participates in wet t-shirt competitions.

lol .. I could! Got big norks… but no I don’t (well only in private).

TJBM secretly enjoys watching people trip and fall over (as long as the victim isn’t hurt).

True…
TJBM thinks they’re funny….

I am! Well as you say, I think I am :-D
TJBM loves the Simpsons and is known to go around saying “doh!”.

False.

TJBM hates taking surveys.

True. I usually don’t.

TJBM is going to bed early tonight.

True. BY 10’ ish at the latest.

TJBM likes grilled cheese sandwiches made with pepperjack cheese

False, peperjack is too spicy I perfer provolone

TJBM loves to have their hair brushed by someone else and a scalp massage

True, thought there isn’t much hair to brush as I am a short haired guy.

TJBM is eating dry top-ramen
I’m eating oriental flavor right now =)

False. Not eating anything at the moment.

TJBM has had a MacDonalds at some point in the last week.

Why would I even touch that Garbage?
TJBM is planning to watch the Royal Wedding.

True. Wouldn’t miss it.
TJBM wants to be in England during the Royal Wedding.

False visited England for almost a month a few years ago and it rained every day except the first and that was just too too much rain for me. I would rather be in Paris or better yet the south of France if I were going back to Europe!
TJBM would love to go to Paris too

I’ve been there, but it would be fun to go again.

TJBM has a friend who gets on the phone with them and does not stop talking. All you have to do is mumble occasionally, and they’re happy.

True, my real dad is like that and so are several of my friends.

The jelly below me dislikes it when books are made into movies.

False, I don’t dislike it I just get worried.

TJBM wears a watch.

False but I used to when I was in Junior High and that was over 30 years ago lol

TJBM Has a date tonight

False, no plans tonight.
TJBM drinks expired grape juice.

False. I don’t drink grape juice period but if I did the expiry date wouldn’t mean that much to me.

TJBM is having, or had, pancakes for breakfast.

True. Thank you for the idea @tranquilsea!

TJBM has been sitting around doing absolutely nothing all day.

Wow, you can read me like a book! Very true, I’m the master of procrastination.

TJBM likes the sound of the rain outside.

Yeppers. I do. I especially like the sound of rain outside if it’s not such a downpour it’s threatening to break down the roof like it did two nights ago. My, what a storm!

TJBM loves fancy lingerie.

True!

The jelly below me eats the “heels” from the bread sack.

I like to turn them heel sides together and make grilled cheese sandwiches. Grilled cheese is always better with your favorite jam spread over the top.

TJBM was wondering if I’d ever finish up my post here…(sorry, I got distracted).

Haha,True…
TJBM loves to eat chocolate…. mm mm

Ummmmmm…...

The jelly below me has a problem keeping their mind out of the gutter sometimes.

oh that is so so so very true
TJBM wants to talk dirty with someone today

hmm,True I suppose….
TJBM is wondering who’ll I’ll talk dirty with….

Now that you mention it…

TJBM is going on a road trip in the near future.

Oh, there are ALWAYS road trips in my future. Like it or not. I’m a homebody, but I like to see my friends. It can’t be avoided.

TJBM likes little pets better than big ones.

Yeah, because there’s just something cuter about small animals, I don’t know what it is.
TJBM prefers bigger animals, especially doggies.

I like both big dogs and little kitten’s and think both can be good companions especially when you can’t have a dog in your apartment.
TJBM Has a dog

I do! I have two beautiful (well actually very scruffy) black standard schnauzers. They are spoiled rotten and we love them to bits. They desperately need a trim so they look (especially the male) like big furry teddy bears. I also have a red burmese cat who lords over us all, dogs and humans.

TJBM is relishing in the beautiful day Sunday is going to be.

Actually I haven’t paid attention to the weather.

TJBM just burned dinner. I did.

My motto is when it’s smokin’ it’s cookin’ when it stops smokin’ it’s done. Beat that one!

False. I had fast food.

TJBM likes to watch Saturday Night Live.

True. But tonight I’m super tired so not sure I can stay up to watch.

TJBM is a team member of some sort (e.g. on a bowling league, sports team or part of community service group they’d like to tell us about)...

True, I am part if the Foster Parents Association being a foster parent is a wonderful thing you can do for a child at a time in their life when they need it. Kids don’t ask to be put in the situations that their parents put them in they are just born into them. Help a child become a foster parent!
TJBM has children

I do have three beautiful children. I also think TJAM is a wonderful person for doing the work they do. Fostering children is one of the most selfless things a person can do. Sincerely, thank you for caring for those who cannot care for themselves.

TJBM loves to go to concerts.

True.

TJBM has performed in a concert before.

False.
But I threw a huge ’ Burning Goose’ camp out party last year with 2 live bands and I sang a song after a few shots of Tequila. lol

TJBM LOVES their bed

Not so much.

TJBM lets their laundry air dry whenever possible to save money.

False.

TJBM is overcome with anger today.

nope. calm today.
TJBM thinks this is a cool anthem.

False. The Russian anthem is EPIC, not a big fan of the Vietnamese one.

TJBM likes mint chocolate chip ice cream.

True, mmmm…
TJBM likes to say silly things just for the sake of it….

True all the time
TJBM loves to cook a nice big breakfast on Sunday mornings

False, I like to eat it : D
TJBM will answer my question I just posted…

True I just did
TJBM is going to talk to their mom today

UM,TRUE i suppose….
TJBM loves to eat food no matter what .....

True. I have to be really sick to ’ go off my feed.’ lol

TJBM woke up feeling GREAT today! :-)

If by GREAT you mean…ready to go teach Sunday School, then run to catch an airplane and work really hard till late night..then True.

TJBM is forming a new habit.

True its coming on this site
TJBM is enjoying the sunny weather

False. Little sun here, days of back to back storms. Should be clearing out soon.

TJBM changes their wallpaper a lot, you like a new picture every few days.
Right now mine is a cool digital jungle picture.

False. Mine has been an abstract human body with crazy colors for the past 2 weeks.

TJBM is not ready for tomorrow.

True. I have to do a presentation in Spanish class, and I’m always rather embarrassed by my terrible accent. sigh But it has to be done, so I will do it and try to be awesome!
TJBM gets nervous when giving speeches.

False. I’m a good speaker, articulate, humorous, in the flow, but…..that’s at my best on the fly.
Having to give a more formal talk on a particular subject is more challenging.

TJBM has hurt themselves recently

False
TJBM Did their taxes already

True. I don’t like to wait long.

TJBM hates having gas.

well obviously True…
TJBM hates having period cramps….

TRUE- ok, I’ve already had one turn, but my period cramps are so nasty, I just had to answer that!

TJBM hates having period cramps…

False. I never get them!

TJBM uses torrents frequently.

false…don’t know what they are…
TJBM just had dinner…

True, and it was good too
TJBM is wearing green today

False…black and Khakhi : )
TJBM will tell us what they’re fave colour is…

I like ‘em all.

TJBM likes watching Hee Haw re-runs. I do.

True – I’d LOVE to watch Hee Haw re-runs if I could find ‘em!

TJBM loves watching Undercover Boss.

False I have never seen the show
TJBM watches The Good Wife

False. I don’t watch much TV.

TJBM uses a lot of air freshener.

Meh,,,half true.
Febreeze me baby.

TJBM loves Coconut!
Coconut creme pie, coconut fruit bars, coconut jelly beans, coconut frozen yogurt, coconut M&M’s, Almond Joy, Pina Coladas. You get the picture. :-D

True I do love coconut but I haven’t heard of coconut M&M’s
TJBM Has a big meeting today

Nope, unless you count a big meeting with a bunch of people shorter than my waist whose agenda includes leggos, kitchen toys, trucks, dolls, and monkey bars..

TJBM loves to get up early early early, even on Mondays because watching the sun come up is always a special thing, even on a day with the most packed agenda.

False. I couldn’t care less about the sun.

TJBM hates waking up early.

Nope.

TJBM is fond of alcoholic drinks.

False..I never have,and never intend to, drink alcohol for as long as I live…
TJBM is addicted to milkshakes ( like me)

False, I’m addicted to banana splits though…

The jelly below me dislikes bananas.

False, I like them : )
TJBM has green eyes…

True. =0)

The jelly below me has green eyes also.

False.

TJBM’s weekend went by too fast.

True…
TJBM has blue eyes…

False, dark brown here.

TJBM has heard of and watched Mrs Brown’s Boys it’s my current obsession

nope….
TJBM has grey eyes….. sorry : D

False they are hazel a cross between green and brown
TJBM needs a new car

True.

TJBM is suffering from a case of the Mondays.

FALSE,though i do intend to go back to school tomorrow… : /
TJBM wonders why @erichw1504 changes his profile pic soo often… : D

False.

TJBM has a birthday coming up.

False, mine was 2/14 but I wonder why the TJAM changes his profile pic soo often
TJBM likes to cook on the grill

True.

TJBM does their own oil changes.

false… ha @creative1, I knew it wasn’t just me : D
TJBM thinks I’m being annoying again….

True.

TJBM iz teribel @ grammer & spelin,

Nope, although I used to be much better. I’m not sure if it’s age, or just being here on fluther, but I have to really think to spell things properly.

@snowberry Need a new TJBM.

I will assume giving a TJBM

TJBM is currently sockless

False, it’s not that warm here.

TJBM wears socks and sandals.

Only when I kick around my micro farm looking like a bohemian bag lady.

TJBM is enjoying some sunshine today for the 1st time in a few weeks.

False. Stuck indoors at work.

TJBM has been locked out of their car… with the car running.

OMG YES. At the gas station thank goodness….true story

TJBM enjoys fishing

True-ish. I like trout fishing at our favorite spot in Oklahoma, other than that I don’t really care.

The jelly below me is surprised and slightly annoyed that even after 12 other threads, I still continue to type out “the jelly below me”.

False. Gives a little variance to the monotonous TJBM/

The jelly below me likes to eat their lunch at work or school.

True Dat! @WillWorkForChocolate I do like the written out format

TJBM is dealing with an annoying person today.

False. I havn’t spoken to the annoying person in my life for a week.
Called ‘em out on a manipulation and they are ignoring me now. That’s okay, it’s a test and I am comfortable with whatever they do or don’t do but the manipulations WILL stop or the relationship goes belly up. Simple.

TJBM loves horses and horseback riding

@Coloma YOU GO!!!!!

False.

TJBM thinks tomatoes are disgusting.

False… they’re not my favorite, but I think one of the best things about a sandwich is when you have thinly sliced tomato next to the mayo, and the “tomato guts” mix up with the mayo. Awesome.

TJBM feels like they’re forgetting something.

@poofandmook “and the “tomato guts” mix up with the mayo”

That deeply disgusts me.

True, I always do. Especially when leaving the house in a hurry.

TJBM has an itch.

@erichw1504: project much? lol

True. I was actually scratching it while reading lol

TJBM is regretting getting out of bed.

No.

TJBM is wondeing when the heat will hurry up and get here. I am not looking forward to it.

True! I LOVE warm sunny days :-) Although I had lots of lovely washing all line dried yesterday… blowing softly in the breeze, beautiful sunshine overhead….. bliss!!!!

TJBM had a “chill day” today….

@Coloma well done!! If I could only have done that… ever…. with the major users/manipulators in my life I could have spared myself so much grief. Well done honey, wish I could have given you 100 lurve <hugs> xx

False, had to work.

TJBM recently zoned out while someone was talking to them.

False. I do my best to try and be really present and aware when in conversation.

TJBM has new shoes!

False.

TJBM has one shirt in their closet that is truly embarrassing to wear in public.

True. A truly shameful affair, doesn’t suit me, never did really, but it made me feel good, and has some nice memories attached. I also own a bright pink cowboy hat too :-)

TJBM is having chicken for dinner tonight…...

Maybe? The wife is pregnant and her taste buds change their mind every 5 minutes. So, I could end up having waffles and ice cream. Who knows!

TJBM once fell asleep in their bed only to wake up on the floor.

Half true. If this happens, I’m usually waking up as I hit the floor. Not a fun experience, let me tell you!
TJBM overuses hand sanitizer.

False. I use the germ juice now and then but not overly so.
I have been using the wipey things in the grocery store this winter to disinfect the handle on the shopping cart.

TJBM is in a coffee house right now fluthering

False…can hardly make my way to the bathroom from my bed at the moment….
@erichw1504 congratulations to you!
TJBM will congratulate @erichw1504 ( he’s a dad to be..) YAY! : D

I will. Yah @erichw1504. Congratulations. Will be looking forward to the announcment that a little @erichw1504 has arrived safe and sound.

TJBM loves Cirque du Soleil.

False. That shit scares me.

TJBM needs a stiff drink. I definitely need one right now!

False, I had one too many drinks last night, and I flew home with a hangover.

TJBM lives in an area that’s getting snow. I left the warm Nevada sun, to come home to cloudy and snowing. Go me!!, no not really

False. I live in South Carolina. That’s not happening!

TJBM hates having morning breath.

uggg so dislike it

TJBM had a great run this morning

False, I’m not a morning person, so I’m doing good to actually get out of bed and help my daughter get ready for school.

The jelly below me is also a morning slug.

True.

TJBM wants to be the new voice of the Aflac duck.

AFLAAAAAAC!

The jelly below me hates calling tech support for something and being forced to pick through a very strong Indian accent. Projecting. Just got off the phone with Kumar from Norton Antivirus support.

True. True. True.

TJBM can do a great foreign accent.

Welcome to the Quickie Mart, would you like to buy a squishie?

True. Pretty strong faux British. lol

TJBM slept 10 hours last night. projection…. Man, I was exhausted, went to bed at 8:38 and woke up at 7!

False, only 7…

TJBM once slept for more than 14 hours straight.

True. Multiple times, and it was glorious.

TJBM has something important they need to take care of that they’re putting off projecting hehe

True.

TJBM believes in the right to procrastinate.

I’ll answer you in a minute.

The jelly below me…

True, even on weekends!

TJBM hasn’t used a pencil in a really long time.

True. Oh, the smudge drag of lefties using pencils. lol

TJBM has a weeping blue spruce tree projection,...love my cool tree.

I know how you feel…

False.

TJBM is currently weeping.

False, I hardly ever cry….
TJBM has noticed @erichw1504 ‘s new profile pic…...

False.

TJBM likes to pick on a pile of pickled peppers.

True…I quite like pickles…
TJBM is running out of ideas….

False!

The jelly below me has never had financial issues.

hmm,False…I have had some minor ones
TJBM will say something inspirational…

True, I have a dream that one day Fluther will rise up and live out the true meaning of its lurve: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all jellies are created equal.

TJBM will say something uninspiring.

true… “Shut up” is one of the most uninspirational things anyone can ever say : )
TJBM thinks us two jellies are behaving like 5 year olds : D

True, so shut up. :P

The jelly below me thinks occasionally behaving like a 5 year old can be entertaining.

True : )
TJBM will join us in behaving like 5 year olds…

will not will not will not!

The jelly below me is a stinky poopoo head!

Pardon me, I’m okay now.

The jelly below me ate paste as a child.

True and still do!

TJBM always shows their inner-child.

True,and my outer child too : D
TJBM thinks he they are soooo funny…

True.

TJBM would like to say something hip, cool, and with it.

False….I’m not into that “cool,hip” stuff….
TJBM likes wearing sombreros….

False.

TJBM likes painting their face blue.

True

The jelly below me has worn a kilt.

False
TJBM likes to dream…

True.

TJBM wants to become a queen while eating chocolate.

hmm,false as I wouldn’t want to become a real queen…though,that bit about chocolate…
TJBM just had dinner…

False. I just had a piece of chocolate for a “snack”.

The jelly below me will NOT be @erichw1504.

True.

TJBM has a neon colored hat.

True. I have a purple Alpaca wool hat that is pretty bright.

TJBM has recently lost a friend to death projection, just found out this morning an old friend died suddenly a few weeks ago. :-(

False, sorry to hear that @Coloma : (
TJBM is a male…

~Checks down below~ True!

TJBM would like to tell us a funny story.

um,True I would like to….ok here goes…

there were once three men who were the best of friends. They all decided to go on a cruise one summer.Unfortunately in the middle of the journey the ship,cruiser sank and the three men went overboard.Come morning the three of them found themselves stranded on a desert island.All three of them now being awake,,, they sat together and stared out at the horizon.
Suddenly a fairy appeared and told them that she will grant each of them one wish and asked them what it would be…
1st guy: ” I wish I was back home safe and sound with my family”
The fairy made his wish come true and he was gone….
2nd guy: ”I wish I was back home with my dog..” The fairy made his wish come true too and he also dissapeared….
The fairy then came to the 3rd guy and asked him what he wanted….the 3rd guy said….

”It’s getting kinda lonely here….I wish my two best friends were back here with me: )”
TJBM thinks I’m terrible at telling stories….

Maybe and the first two guys killed the third guy.
TJBM thinks TJAM can tell a good story and that TicketDisaster should be dismembered.

True and I’m assuming you’re talking about TicketMaster? If so, then true.

TJBM knows how to do the Double Dip Jelly Flip dance.

true : D
i think..
TJBM can do the caterpillar…

False.

TJBM can do the locomotion.

false and @erichw1504, you’re right.
TJBM can do the mashed potato.

I can mash potatoes like nobody’s business, does that count?

The jelly below me has never made homemade mashed potatoes.

False.

TJBM spheaks wilth a lishp.

Falth False

The jelly below me has never had a foodfight with mashed potatoes.

True. I couldn’t muster up the courage to handle food in such a perverse way. I’ve been raised to not waste food.

TJBM likes to eat the hard outer shell of a jellybean before chewing up the jelly filled inside.

False,I just put em in my mouth and eat them,,, end of.
TJBM thinks that this video is funny http://ryanseacrest.com/2011/03/29/watch-twin-baby-brothers-have-an-intense-conversation-in-diapers-video/

True! Someone just posted that on my fb page today, LOL!

The jelly below me thinks almost anything babies do it cute.

Urrm no. I loved my own babies but I am not terribly into babies generally. They can be cute and they can be not so cute.
TJBM likes to be a bit out there and say things just to see what sort of reaction they get.

True

TJBM has a movie night at least once a month.

In or out?
I watch DVD’s at home and go out every few months.
The last 3 movies I have seen were Avatar, Eat, Pray, Love and Secretariat.

TJBM needs to de-cobweb their ceilings.

False, I just did that this morning! =0)

The jelly below me is ready for summer.

False.

TJBM is waiting for April Fools Day either to play a prank or get pranked.

Nope. The only reason that the date is significant is because I have a meeting with my adviser, and after that I can register for classes for the fall semester. Unless that’s actually a prank….
TJBM is a pool shark.

False, I love to play but not very good at it
TJBM likes get wild

False. True in my younger days.

TJBM smokes pot.

True. It’s my weakness. I only do it sometimes.

TJBM doesn’t smoke pot.

True, I can’t stand the smell, and it doesn’t “relax me”

TJBM knows a really good recipe to make cheesecake.

False. I always burn it.

TJBM has a stiff neck.

yep and i need a neck rub

TJBM needs a drink

True. More than one. Want to share @blueiiznh?

TJBM is getting very sleepy.

nope….wired! @KatetheGreat pouring now

TJBM may be awake all night

False. I’ll probably text a few people and fall asleep!

TJBM misses someone.

yep…

TJAM and TJBM is the same :D

True!

TJBM can sing very well.

hmm hard to define very well..depends

TJBM sings like an angel

I’ve been told so! I kind of have to to make it in the opera world!

TJBM is getting very cold weather lately.

sadly yes….

TJBM is colder than one week ago

Naw, I’m always cold. My husband calls me “an exothermic experience”

I say that’s what men are for, is to keep women warm!

TJBM, whether man or woman, agrees with my philosophy.

False. I get along just fine with a couple of cats on the bed now.
I’ve slept with enough men. lol

TJBM likes fresh flowers in the house

I do but I am a crap gardener and so can’t grow my own and it seems so extravagant to buy my own flowers and my darling husband hasn’t thought to do that for so long I forget when the last bunch arrived. My children remember sometimes which is lovely.

TJBM is having a birthday soon.

True, next week, I’ll be 24

TJBM wears pajamas to bed

False. I wear them before bed though. lol @shego Happy Birthday! My daughter turns 24 in Nov. :-)

TJBM loves shrimp stuffed avacados

Never had them but I would love to try it.

TJBM just found out that their neighborhood is not as safe as they think.
I did, there was a gun fight and now I’m freaked out, and waiting to give my report

No, my neighbourhood is quite safe. Touching wood here.

TJBM got stuck in a traffic jam on the way home today.

nope no bad traffic
TJBM wants a cup of coffee or is having one

Started a fresh pot of coffee.

TJBM is waiting for a package to come this week.

nope my I got a call last night my i7 came in last night and I have to bring my computer in to apple for it to be replaced today.
TJBM is happy its hump day

I was worried what that meant until I googled it.

TJBM is having a relaxing morning.

So far, yeah, but it’s only 6! We’ll have to wait and see how the rest of the morning goes before I can fairly assess it.
TJBM reads the newspaper every morning.

nope, can’t afford a paper.
TJBM prefers Church’s chicken to KFC.

False,as I haven’t had church’s chicken…
TJBM is female….

True
TJBM watches shows on hulu.com

False,...though maybe later…
TJBM is hungry and wants some lunch…

False, had lunch already.

TJBM is reading a really good book at the moment. Care to share?

TRUE! It’s called ”The interpretation of Murder” by Jed Rubenfeld
TJBM enjoys reading sooo much!

True!

TJBM didn’t get enough sleep last night.

Nope tossed and turned worried abt a meeting today
TJBM is having a great day

hmm,I’d say true : )
TJBM gets cranky when hungry… like me

Not so much. I just get a headache and feel crappy.
Now PAIN, makes me angry. lol

TJBM plays with their cat with a laser pointer

oh my goodness no! I don’t have a cat currently : ( but if i did then False.
TJBM loves cats!

@queenie
Laser pointers are purr-fectly safe for cats.

Yes I have 2
TJBM is already planning dinner

True… tacos!

TJBM feels like it’s Friday and it’s only friggin Wednesday grrrrrrr!!

True. And..I have a dentist appt. at 5:15 tonight…gah..only 8.25 hours to go. Gah!

TJBM’s cat is sitting next to their computer right now

False :( I miss my poofy cat!!

TJBM has very little tolerance for whiners!

Oh how true. I have a little sign in my house that say “No Whining Allowed”

TJBM will also enjoy 8–14 inches of snow Friday. ugggg

Doubtful. Our forecast is calling for a rain/snow mix. I’d rather have the foot of snow, personally.

TJBM has recently made a reference that someone was too young to understand and felt super old. definitely projecting. I just made a reference to Sixteen Candles and I was greeted with the sound of chirping crickets. AND IT WAS ONLY THE 80S! :(

um,False.
TJBM is over 20…

@poofandmook lol Beuller? Beuller?

False. I’m only 18.

TJBM is enjoying rain today.

Nope. sunny and mid 50’s. waiting on the snow

TJBM got GREAT sleep last night :D

True! You seem to know me well!

TJBM wishes they were still in bed. Like me!

False. I only got about 6 hours last night, but, feel amazingly good!

TJBM loves to build snowmen and snow animals. I made an awesome, life size, snow sculpture of a deer awhile back.

False. I hate snow.

TJBM has no plans today.

um,False.
TJBM is a very organised person..unlike me

True.

TJBM has noticed @queenie‘s new avatar.

True.

TJBM has to use a straightening iron if they don’t want to have clown hair. lol projection

False.

TJBM has an appointment to go to, buh-bye!

only to go to the beach and play in the sand with other jellies

TJBM enjoyed telling someone off today?

um,False…
TJBM loves challenges…

It depends. A creative challenge yes, a communication challenge, no.

TJBM likes Happy brownies now and then

I haven’t tried one to know, and don’t plan on experimenting any time in the near future. Unless Happy Brownies are brownies with rainbow sprinkles? I like those!
TJBM thinks funfetti cake mix tastes better than any other mix.

False, I prefer the Chocolate Molten Lava.

The jelly below me doesn’t want kids.

False, I want kids, just not right now.

TJBM did a good deed today.
I did, I changed a tire for an elderly couple

If you consider not spanking my daughter in public for mouthing off to me, and saving her from humiliation, then yes I did.

The jelly below me has eaten an unidentifiable food before.

True.

TJBM chews on their bottom lip a lot.

Only when nervous or worried so not a lot
TJBM loves to eat seafood (watchout all you jellies they may come for you)

False. Even if you paid me. I’m a vegetarian.

TJBM played Pokemon back in the day.

I’m too old for me to consider that short of time back in the day and no never played.
TJBM has a headache

True, another migraine. Dammit.

The jelly below me used to like American Idol when Simon and Paula were there.

False, I can’t stand American or any other idol.
TJBM just started reading a new book.

Yes but it’s for a real estate class and wow what a snore
TJBM talks to TJAM via private messages

um,False I never have but maybe sometime in the future if need be…
TJBM has read my avatar….

False.

TJBM has done karaoke before.

True. I can sing a mean rendition of Little Feats ‘Dixie Chicken’. lol
All in all though, Karaoke is not my thing.

TJBM has a busy day on the horizon