What else is on Main Street in Flutherville?

We need a Deli to have lunch at with internet WIFI

The Guacamole and Cake in the Frizzer Snack Shop
The Dog House
bob’s sandwich shop
CPrevite’s House of Cookies

I nice Trattoria Italian Bistro for Dinner with yummy Eggplant Parm and other great Italian food

I’m assuming Flutherville is in the US, so we’d have to have a sports bar that serves poutine and Canadian beer, with NHL games playing nonstop.

@Seelix Can I make a request for an International beer and wine selection at that wonderful Sports Bar then I am so there

An office of the CIA. Which probably is already there….

Fluther HQ with fresh guacamole served daily at the end of of the tours.

@marinelife You can’t have guacamole with out the salsa and chips too lol

There is the Bagel Dog stand. I think it’s called Bag(els) of dicks.

I think we are going to need a place where we can work off all this food, how about a dog park for all the dog lovers and a nice gym with a huge pool for a great workout!

And on the other side of the tracks there is Remedial Charm School, Anger Management Classes, and Recognizing Sexual Harassment.

I don’t see a wine bar mentioned, with tapas, maybe a lounge with everything. We have musicians in the sea.

Powell’s Pub, PBR on draft.
If they run dry, he can get more at his sister’s distributorship

Neptune’s Mortuary Services

Art gallery! ;)

There is a shop with blacked out windows…. not sure what you buy in there.

Are there xxx advertisments around? in a seedy part of town? lol

There is a sign with xxx on it? The shop is called The Love Shack or something. Bright red lettering.

How could we have left out Madame Marie’s Dream Interpretation Parlor?

Which sits next to the pharmacy with answers to all of our drug questions. And it runs frequent specials on pregnancy tests.

Its a so wonder being nestled in between the love shack and madame maries dream interpretation parlor

There’s an art gallery, a mechanic’s shop, a library, and a camping ground…all sponsored by fellow Jellies. There is also a travel agency, a movie theatre, a law office, and a police force. Besides all of this, it’s one great community filled with people who care about each other’s well-being.

Don’t forget the junior-high at the end of the street filled with adolescents wondering all day long if he/she likes me…

@JilltheTooth Does he like me?

What about the Comedy Club, you know there are a lot of wannabe comedians in the community.

We forgot about the people who sell and show the real estate around town… Flutter Real Estate with its agents waiting to show you all the nice properties available

Oh and Flutter High with the upcoming prom seaon, what shall the prom theme be I wonder???

Don’t forget to tip our wonderful mailman, Astrochuck, at Christmas time. He deserves it!

@janbb : You bet he does! Just ask Madame Marie!

Can we have John65Pennington there to direct traffic? The anarchists with the bullhorns are drawing a crowd…
And let’s not forget the Law Offices of Mob.

And we’re going to need a couple of Tattoo parlors.

We need a ” Mod Shop” for the mods to hang out in.

Do we have a hospital yet if not I think we need one just in case and we need a place for all those babies to be born with the positive pregnacy tests lol

I want a lithium spring drinking fountain, so we all feel just a little bit better than well.

@BarnacleBill : Super fun Q, thanks!

I’m so excited. I have my own cookie shop!

Could I open a Comic Book Shop also?

Also, I’ve seen no mention of clothing stores. Are we all nekkid?

and what town would be complete without your 7–11 gas station

Why yes, @cprevite , yes we are. Which is why we need August’s Lanolin and Skin Care Shop to keep our skin so soft! ;-)

There is also the office of The Fluther Times. Keeping those fluther pollies honest (or being paid off to not keep them honest?).

A bookshop, a cinema, a wide range of eateries, a shrink’s office (or several), and a boutique for jelly paraphernalia.

There is a swimming pool of course too.

And maybe some important stuff under the pool…

Don’t forget to include a Helipad & Super Yacht to bring in the new Jellies.

We forgot about the “Doctors without Internet Borders” hospital down the street who took @judochop
in one sudden day for appendicitis.

There’s Sym’s Shack of Sin which is a seedy bar, complete with a square TV with knobs to turn the channels, (Night of the Living Dead is playing, ecxept it’s muted.) barrels of peanuts and weird, imported beer you’ve never heard of. The bathrooms smell, but there’s always this weird older chick wearing Victorian dresses that ends up in there with different guys. Also, we promise, we’ll be fixing up the Spanish Fly dispenser soon. It’s really dim and smokey in here too. I think we’re supposed to have a non smoker area somewhere…and yeah, slot machines, dart boards, a Mortal Kombat arcade stand that won’t ever let you win, and we have a whole stack of Operation! board games for some reason.

We’re also featuring Econoline Crush live tonight. Or wait, we were, back in 1993, and when that band still existed. And when we actually had a stage. Had to take that down for reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with paying the rent.

The occasional fight breaks out, usually for some mundane reason, such as broken egos being kicked all the more, or because someone pissed on some dude’s shoes. But mostly, our patrons are all too unemployed and drunk to get violent. They just like to talk about the good old times because their existence doesn’t mean anything to them anymore.

I am a beacon for those disgraced, a light that reaches out to the godless, I am a vile infection on a fair maiden’s face, I am the cloud that hides the Sun, the darkness that spreads as a blanket of worms over your buffet, I am a parasite that steals your warmth. We are the shack of sin, come on in lmao. XD

Hey man, every main street needs a bar like this. I’m the festering wound of Fluther, and I take pride!

Now where’s the vid store at? We got one of those, right?

@marinelife I saw one on the corner of REDACTED

Marijuana dispensary.

RE Docs w/o iNet Borders: @shilolo, @rarebear, more here??
shrinks, nurses, social workers, oncology counselors?

@cockswain Calling Pete! Pete! Are you in charge here?

We need a writer’s studio, next to the art gallery. And don’t forget Fluther University!

Joe’s Garage ;)

(Anywhere I can get my ice floe repaired in town? It’s melting, melting….)

We need a radio station to house our local radio personalities. Uberbatman will play some great music for us and blondesjon will deliver some interesting talk radio. Am I missing anyone?

We need a veterinary hospital with specialty animal foods inside for all our furry friends’ needs.

Also, we will need a hotel. Welcome to the Hotel Fluther. You can check out anytime you want, but you can never leave.

And @Syz’s House of Lions and Tigers and Cheetahs, Flutherville’s big cat zoo, where the cats run free and occasionally eat errant jellies.

Did anyone mention

Summer school
Tech support and most particularly Apple Store.
Cordon bleu cooking school
Community gardens
Yoga and Pilates instruction

And of course, Flutherville’s nameless agency—n you know, the one in that windowless building down the street with a few homeless people with earbuds hanging around out front and the big antennae on the roof.

Camel crossing in Flutherville’s sister city Jerusalem
@chyna the best—the hotel with thousands swimming within the walls
Flutherville also offers hospice service and a pet cemetery.
A variety of computer repair shops, including ETpro’s

I’m giving jerv and worriedguy the hardware store… where a part for everything can be located, even if the customer can’t really describe it in words.

Also, I’m thinking a cafe where pets and owners are both welcome, and pet birthday parties can be hosted, with favors.

@BarnacleBill GA for articulating the pets allowed policy.

And since we’re an equal opportunity town, we need the Astrologer, the Gypsy Fortune Teller, the guy who does the Three-card Monte, the Tarot player and the Reader of Entrails.

The Tutoring and Counseling Center

Bible Study Classes

Our own observatory

Clown School

And how could I have forgotten the frat house?

The Ladies Tea, Gardening and Terrorist Society

@Tropical_Willie I was just thinking, the Mod Shop should be located next to the bridge near the entrance of town. You know, to protect us from the troll.

Milo’s Extermination Service
If you can see it move out of the corner of your eye, we’re ready to pounce.
24/7 Service

Milo here: Just so it’s not me that you’re planning to exterminate, bub.

Personal Trainer
Weight Watchers
Bird Watchers Club
Crystal shop, herbalist, tie-dye t-shirts,
Consignment store
Interior Designers
Feng Shui experts
Housecleaning