Worst break-up lines?

It’s not me, it’s you.

“I’m sorry, but my doctor told me I have to cut out all fat!”

It’s not you, it’s me

.

I think we should see other people. (Meaning they want to see other people.)

You never listen to me!
or something like that

“You know that trip that you wanted me and you to take? Well, I have a way to save you 50%....”

I want to see other people. Specifically, your friend Larry.

“HEY! LOOK OVER THERE! < runs off> XD

You’re not on my top 10 list

I had a kid break up with me online by saying that he still wanted to be friends. Now, he hadn’t even started the break up conversation. We were talking about what kind of chemistry we had and then he said, “I hope we can still be friends.” Naturally, I was super confused and said, “wait, are you breaking up with me?” to which he replied, “I guess I am.” It was an accidental break up.

“My dog is concerned I’m not spending enough time with him.”

“I’m sorry, I thought you were someone else.”

You: Fancy dress party tonight! What are you going to be?
Them: Single.

Slays me everytime.

This is full of them

Get them to dump you:

“Insert name here”, do you know what leprosy is?

In 6th grade, Tracy Apple said it was because zits bothered him :-(

@novemberrain Agreed! Usually they mean the exact opposite.

I tried my best to love you in as much as you love me but I never got there. ouch :(

We should see other people. I think I am into your sister.

I’ve actually experienced a break-up since this question was asked.

While we were having “the discussion,” he said, “I never wanted to have a serious relationship with you.” This was after a three-year relationship. While that wasn’t the line he used to break up with me I technically broke up with him, it was still probably the worst thing he could have said to me.