What are your favorite rebuffs when someone uses a lame pick up line on you?

Wow, is that all ya got? I’ll pass.

You know it @WillWorkForChocolate!! I mean, geez. You’d say something like, “I’m not wearing any underwear” to chase them off. I would NEVER say that! : )

Actually, when I posted this question I realized that I didn’t HAVE any “lines!” I was the smile-politely-and-turn-away kind of person. Or lie a little. “I’m flattered but I’m married.” I’m expecting people like you to pick it up for me!!

I’m waiting for Lucy’s answer.

I just taser them.Why waste time with small talk? ;)

See I knew it would be good! ;-)

@wilma Go get her! There she is! Pepper spray works to…

add a o to to up ther.

A kinder ,more gentler way would be top launch a pie in their face.
Feel free to use these helpful hints I offer.
I am here to help!:)

Do they have pie at bars?

@Dutchess_III Bring your own :)

BYOP….I’m rolling that around on my tongue…it sounds like a medical procedure….

Halitosis can be a terrible burden, can it not?

LOL! Good one! But…too many guys with turrible pick-up lines would have no idea what “halitosis” is. They’d probably say, “Yeah. 10 inches IS a turrible burden! Wanna see?!”