Oh boy, here we go.
Okay, picture this… the year is 1919 and history has taken a turn for the bizarre. Spartacist rebels in the Weimar Republic, in an unlikely turn of events, have commandeered a convoy of leftover WWI war materiel en route to be destroyed in accordance with the freshly passed Treaty of Versailles. Emboldened, the rebels make effective use of their new stash of badass toys and take over the Reichstag. The weak Weimar government falls and a shaky Communist regime declares itself the leader force in Germany. Nationalist partisans, under the leadership of a raving young veteran named Adolf rally a huge amount of support and begin to fight back. Germany falls into a Civil War between the most extreme possible elements.
Meanwhile, in war-torn Russia, the White Russians are seemingly winning against the Reds. In a shocking turning point, however, a battalion of war zeppelins, provided by an unknown benefactor, arrive in the skies overhead and annihilate the Whites. Spying an opportunity, the Red Russians plow through the Eastern Europe and began building their forces on the border with Germany. France, nervous about which side to support in a seeming war between Douches and Turds in Germany, decides to annex Belgium and Luxemborg using the Foreign Legion, outfitted with prototype power armor on loan from the British. In response to left-wing outrage on the homefront, France passes unprecedented restrictions on freedom of assembly and speech. Cautiously, Britain watches from her isle, but is forced to act when a series of mail bombs kill several prominent members of parliament.
Across the ocean, the US watches nervously as the world begins to tip back into war again just after finishing a previous one. The public is anxious and war-weary, and can do nothing but watch as Fascists, Communists, Anarchists, and Monarchists prepare to duke it out in the newly formed People’s Republic of Germany.
But deep in an underground laboratory, there is a glimmer of hope. The freshly dead Theodore Roosevelt groans and lurches back to life, newly outfitted with a cybernetic gun-arm dubbed The Big Stick. The government scientists in charge of the project are excited, but they hold their celebration. The project needs a human assistant… from the future. With a flash of white light, a hero from the future is transported to the laboratory via an experimental temporal displacement device designed by Einstein himself. The Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard, a master marksman, amateur historian, and all around badass is briefed on the situation by a team of scientists, as well as Woodrow Wilson himself. The mission is simple: With the help of Robo-Roosevelt and a beautiful translator/martial arts expert, Fiddle Bastard is to be para-dropped from into the heart of the German Civil War. A young Hitler, as well as the leaders of the Spartacist rebels are to be killed on sight, and any other opposing forces are to be pushed back to restore order to Europe. The trio would face dangerous battle mules and elite Soviet hatchet throwing acrobats in their dangerous and epic quest to restore order to the world.
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