What are things you would not want to say in your sleep?

Someone’s name other than my husband’s.

I regret that a lack of formal education has held me back.

I just hate lying, even in a deep sleep.

I would hate to say fuc£ me just in case my mum walks in to check on me.
Yes she does that even though I’m not a child anymore. Cringe

My real feelings about people that I keep to myself.
Only my husband would here but I try to be kind. LOL

“Fuck me, ________” with someone’s name other than the person I’m in bed with.

Start yelling FIRE when it was only a dream about one…. Get everyone worked up for nothing

“No, believe me, my girlfriend is really okay with me having a one-night stand…”

“Donna, I can’t take your photograph. I have no place to hide it, that my wife will not find it. And, quit texting me…....so much”.

Divorce Court coming up!

“The body is hidden in the back yard.”

Thanks Betty I enjoyed that.

( Betty’s a sheep in the farm )

I live alone, so it wouldn’t matter…

When it comes to saying names other than my husband’s, I’m sure I’ve said something about “Johnny” (Depp) or “Viggo” (Mortenson), but my hubby hasn’t said anything, haha.

Wake me up.

Oh Roger, you’re so big & manly! Do it to me some more you wild crazy animal!!

Oh @ucme you’re so big & manly! Do it to me some more you wild crazy animal!!

Woger, is that you? I wuv you Woger!! This shit has now truly gotten surreal.

Surreal barely scratches the surface…did I just say scratch??

Doh, you big gormless halfwit XD

Eh, I denno. I’d be interested to know what I say in my sleep though.