Trapped in a city full of zombies, which single Hollywood celebrity ( not their movie character ) will you pick to be with you?

Charlie Sheen…at the first sign of an attack I would push him into the zombies’ arms and run like a bat out of hell. (And I would feel no guilt doing so…none whatsoever.)

Angelina Jolie. Not because I want to bang her, but because she actually owns guns and knows how to use them properly.

Charlie Sheen. I heard he’s got tiger blood. ;)

Bruce Lee (because is he’s resurrected, I assume he’s guaranteed to be younger than Jackie Chan or Jet Li currently are). Though Jackie Chan might be better for purposes for lifting spirits (metaphorically), in any case.

I tend to think melee weapons would be better than ranged weapons would be more effective and reliable (and not need ammo) than guns.

Though if the zombies are the sort you really need guns for, then Charlton Heston might be the best choice, especially if his armory (and vault!) come with the package.

Clint Eastwood. Bad ass in real life too. And probably an NRA member, and probably has guns to back it up.

Hunter S. Thompson.

Ted Nugent the motorcity madman. All of his guns and ammo too.

Howie Long.

@lucillelucillelucille For the same basic principles that I chose Charlie Sheen for, or for other reasons?

Linda Hamilton or Sigourney Weaver

Michael Jackson (for various reasons:D)

Damn, @srtlhill that is a good one too! GA.

Mila Kunis ;)

Near Dark era Lance Henriksen.

Tommy Lee Jones – unflappable, analytical, and smart.

I change my answer….

Tom Selleck

I’m confused. Do guns kill Zombies? Can you kill the undead?

As to my answer, I’d pick whomever has a pilot’s license.
(“trapped in a city”—>gotta get out of that city)
I don’t believe in killing and guns are just evil.

Gary Busey!

Jennifer Beals ;)

@breedmitch It depends on the film/game/whatever, but many zombie settings have zombies very hard to kill, though in many of them a bullet to the brain will do it. Although not done in many movies, it seems to me that sticks and swords would be useful for dismembering them, rendering them mostly harmless. Though in many settings, contact with zombie blood is bad news, possibly causing zombie-ism.

I like the movie “Shawn of the Dead”. It’s my favorite zombie movie…

Joanne Rivers ( I won’t be an inch away from her while other zombies see her as one of them) ( hey Joanne it’s just a joke ok…you have a pulse I know )

Lindsay Lohan. The zombies will get confused and think she’s their leader.

Damn. @mazingerz88 beat me to that joke.

Can I say Donald Trump? I mean cmon, not one self respecting zombie would come near anyone who could upstage them right?

@SavoirFaire I did but I gave you a great answer credit so feel better?

I appreciate it, though you beat me fair and square.

Lady Gaga! ( if I’m gonna go, I’m gonna go with style, getting eaten with a woman dressed in meat! )

Johnny Depp. I mean, come on… I’m going to die from the Zombies, might as well be with a gorgeous man.

Orlando Bloom… because maybe we will have a chance to talk before we die…

Chuck Norris, because when he bites zombies, they turn into humans

@yankeetooter speaking of Bat out of Hell….I would take Meatloaf. I saw him on Celebrity Apprentice and his temper is unmatched! Makes me look cool as a cucumber when I get angry! HS I thought he was going to put some serious hurt on Busse. I think even Chuck Norris would take a pass on messing with the Meat!

Zombies….don’t say I didn’t warn you….Meet my Man Meat!

Sarah Jessica Parker, then I could ride that mare straight outta Dodge.

Mel Gibson.
He will give me some time to escape while he uselessly prays for salvation amidst the zombies before being eaten. He would make a nice diversion.

Or Chuck Norris. Because when he bites zombies, they immediately die of Aids, Cancer, and Heart Disease.

Ozzie Osborn! He’s ready to move from bat heads to zombie heads!

It can be someone no longer living? That might be an advantage. If so, let it be the gun-toting Charlton Heston.

@Pied_Pfeffer I almost said Charlton Heston too, but I went with Thompson because he seems more gung ho about guns.

@kenmc I’m with you. Guns are #1 on the list of 7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail.

Jackie Chan :P

Optimus Prime! Yes! ( Can I consider him Hollywood celebrity? )