What questions would you include in a "Fluther Classics" list?

We’ve done this before, but it’s been a while and there are a lot of newer people who’ve probably missed some.

What are our most heartwarming, awe inspiring, and just plain hilarious questions? Specifically, I’m looking for those that have become part of Fluther lore.

My ultimate goal is to write a blog post about them. This way, I’ll be able to add newer classics as they come along, and we’ll all be able to link to the blog post next time we want to reference our memes. No more starting from scratch! :D

Link us to your classics, please. Thanks!