What is your best pickup line?

If I was an enzyme, I’d be a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. ;) Gotta add the creepy wink in there. You won’t get the desired effect if you don’t!

@12Oaks please. enlighten me. What is tosu?
@KatetheGreat woww. I honestly have to say I don’t get that one at all.
@noelleptc haha yeah I like that one. Heard it before.

@ziegler Hahahahaha, it’s a very old one. Science nerds should get it :D

Um…ok…another one I like is if I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put u and i together haha

If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry, for fear of losing you.

Hi. I thought I’d bring the girls over to meet you.

Wanna get nekked?

Am I wrong or are most of these pickup lines female pickup lines? What a novel concept.

I once witnessed a traveling companion try this one:
“Do you have any Australian in you?”
“No.”
“Would you like some?”
o_O
It may surprise you to learn that he was not successful.

My name is Buck & i’m here to fuck! No that’s not right at all, that’s what I say to the wife prior to nookie time…...romantic sonbitch ain’t I? Actually I never bothered with pick up lines, relied solely upon my devestating charm, served me just fine.

Do your feet hurt? because baby you been runnin’ through my mind all day. lol