Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me______ Part 16!

TJBM prefers apple fritters over donuts.
I do

False.
TJBM is in a good mood.)

False, I got declined for another job :(

TJBM has a job

True. I’m a grader for my university’s math department.
I’m sorry you got declined. :(

TJBM had something happen today that prompted a smile.

True. I saw some really weird blokes at the doctor’s office.

TJBM has actually read the rules to this game.

True. Sort of.
TJBM never trusts the man in the blue trenchcoat.

True. What a funny little man.

TJBM has been naked in public before.

True. When I was born. Other than that, no. There were streakers on campus last Friday, though. I ended up seeing one of my friends from English class in all his glory….awkward!
TJBM has streaked in front of people they know before.

True, when I was about 2.
TJBM likes sarcasm.

True.

TJBM would willfully streak across a football (soccer) field.

True, if no one tells my parents.
TJBM is my mate…

True—it’s just the two of us standing naked and afraid before a world we never made.
TJBM dips pork rinds in molasses before eating them

False. I don’t eat any meat products.

TJBM is a christian.

True.

TJBM likes making floats with something other than root beer.

False, I think any type of soda and ice cream mixed is disgusting.

TJBM think everything is bigger in Texas

False, only the cows
TJBM has been to Alaska

False, No further than Vermont.
TJBM has four cats…

False, unfortunately I have none : (
TJBM is thinking of getting a pet.

True! I want to get a cute little beagle puppy and name him Dexter. It would be so nice…if the place I’m living in allowed dogs. :(
TJBM practically owns a menagerie of pets.

False, I used to…
TJBM needs someone to cuddle.

True, and I already have a cuddler in mind…
TJBM can sing, and does.

True, I love singing
TJBM was polite and let me reply…

True!

TJBM is sick today. I am :(

False, though I’m feeling whoozy and drowsy (side effect of the painkillers)
TJBM brushes their teeth twice a day.

False, something more like three.
TJBM goes to school…

True
TJBM is in their final year…

True! ...kind of. I’m finishing undergrad in another month, but I’m starting my masters this fall.

TJBM has seen the northern lights.

@shego Personally, I like to make them with juice. Orange juice floats are the best.

False.

TJBM hates orange flavored things.

I dislike orange flavoured fizzy drinks and orange flavoured sweets, but I like satsumas and fresh orange juice so…I don’t know.
TJBM likes bubblegum flavoured ice cream… I do : D

False
I like chocolate ice cream

TJBM loves chocolate truffles.

True, always have and always will.
TJBM wants some chocolate now…

Well DUH!!! :P

The jelly below me is in their pajamas.

True, I haven’t changed out of them today.

TJBM loves fresh from the oven cinnamon rolls with a nice warm cream cheese glaze on top.

mmm…yes!

TJBM has made cinnamon rolls from scratch.

True I make them about 3–4 times a year

TJBM loves to bake

Love to bake pies..mmmmmm
TJBM Loves to eat pie ;)

True.

TJBM likes blueberry pie.

False, I don’t like blueberries

TJBM loves peach cobbler.

Mmmmm Peach cobbler
TJBM Likes Peach Schapps

Oh boy yes.

TJBM has a bag of potatoes in the refrigerator.

False. They are in the pantry.

TJBM has watched Donnie Darko before.

True, I like the movie

TJBM has ridden in a helicopter before.

Yes, in the 1950’s in a Bell “Bubble”. My grammar school friend’s father was a test pilot for Bell.

TJBM has been in a glider.

False. I have never been in a glider, but I love the ride Soarin’ at Disney World, and I think it is probably as close to gliding as you can get in a movie theatre.

TJBM has a bucket list, and seriously pursues doing everything on it.

No, I don’t have a bucket list, yet. But I might start one.

TJBM prefers salty things over sweet ones.

True.

TJBM prefers sweet things over salty ones.

False. I don’t have much of a sweet tooth.

TJBM doesn’t have a duck, but if they did, they would probably name him Paco.

I have a backyard full of Ducks and in a month the babies will all be named Paco!

TJBM has one hell of a secret they are dying to share

True,but I can’t.
TJBM has thrown a tantrum in a grocery store. XD

True. I wanted my gummy bears, goddamnit!

TJBM is going to be up late tonight!

False, I couldn’t sleep last night, had a headache all day today and I’m pretty sleepy. I predict I’ll be out in about 30 minutes.

TJBM hates white chocolate.

True. I mean it is not really chocolate! I guess hate is a strong word, I can eat it, but I would never choose it.

TJBM has lived in more than one country.

True. I’ve lived in over 15 of them.

TJBM will tell us what countries they have lived in.

True: It’s boring-just the U.S.
TJBM will tell me how sucessful my evening will be tomorrow night (without knowing the details, lol!)

@Vunessuh paco with his jelly friend

True. You will surprisingly end up having fun. BUT DON’T TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF.

TJBM is quite curious of what @yankeetooter‘s plans are now!

Just hoping to get the chance to flirt with someone again ala Monday night (and no, all clothes will be intact, lol!)
TJBM likes frozen pizzas…

True. ...and just about all other frozen convenience foods.

TJBM is happy to be home sweet home.

True and even more so in about 2 weeks.

TJBM goes on midnight drives just to listen to the music.

@blueiiznh I love Paco and his lazy eye too!

True.

TJBM goes on midnight walks just to hear the nature.

False, as my neighborhood, though safe, is maybe not that safe…
TJBM watches Craig Ferguson on the Late, Late Show…

False. No TV during the weekdays.

TJBM will recommend a good movie for me to watch.

True…I am Number Four was pretty good…
TJBM will tell me their favorite movie…

True. Requiem for a Dream.

TJBM over-explains things a lot. You know, when you say something and then ramble on and on just to be sure the other person fully understands what you’re saying as to avoid confusion and miscommunication. This “over-explanation” can be a good thing, but it can also be annoying so don’t do it too often unless what you’re trying to explain is extremely crucial that the other person hears you correctly. I would rather take the chance at over-explaining than miscommunicating. That can be a total drag. Perhaps the other person will appreciate your over-explanation. Or perhaps they’ll punch you in da head. You can always take a chance. Oh man, look at me over-explaining anshit. Just answer the question.

True, for my husband, I tend to be so short that I leave people confused.

TJBM has spring flowers growing.

False. I hate flowers.

TJBM hates flowers as well.

@KatetheGreat True. I hate them outside next to my house. I pulled out thriving ones that had been planted by the previous owner. Indoors is a different story.

TJBM has a great recipe for chocolate cake.

True-ask Mom to make it…
TJBM speeds on the highway…

False. I dont even have a car and I only speed in highways imagining myself as the Roadrunner being chased by the Wily Coyote who in reality is the husband of my illicit lover.

TJBM loves to lick lollipops, the bigger the better!

True! I love them! ;)

TJBM is overweight.

True! I bought a treadmill that became a clothes rack that became a wall decor.

TJBM prefers the softest toilet paper…

False…I use Scott tissue, which is anything but the softest…
TJBM just drank an alcoholic beverage…

True. I’m about to grab another.

TJBM hasn’t been in college for a long time.

False…I’m going to college right now
TJBM has their four-year degree…

False. I’m close to it though!

TJBM likes to wear flip flops.

False, I don’t like wearing any type of sandal

TJBM likes to show off their feet.

False. My feet are pretty rough looking.

TJBM thinks feet are gross.

True. I really, really don’t like to look at feet. Sandal season is the worst.

TJBM is going to drink lemonade in less than 30 minutes.

False, I’m drinking water

TJBM dislikes folding laundry.

True.

TJBM likes to do laundry.

False.

TJBM can name at least 15 countries which belong to the European Union (without checking the Internet)

False. I didn’t even know there were that many. Hangs head in shame.

TJBM is a morning person.

True. Having my coffee now.

TJBM is having their coffee on the run.

False

TJBM doesn’t have to have coffee in order to be awake.

True. I don’t actually coffee, so it would be bad if the above was false.
TJBM drinks soda…

True.
TJBM know some one who is sick right now

nope.
TJBM never votes for a conservative.

Unkown. not old enogh to vote yet but im still very confused when my paretns talk about that sort of stuff.
TJBM has gas prices over 4$ were they live (still only 1.35$ Candian down here)

False, it’s £1. 2 per litre.
TJBM is wondering why @Tropical_Willie is taking so long…

That’s per liter (1 US gallon / liter = 3.78541178)

1.35 X 3.78541178= $4.58034825 CDN per gallon. 1.04371 X $4.58034825 = $4.78055527

or $4.78 per gallon.

Cuz @Tropical_Willie got a phone call from his auto repair shop to come and pick the car.—

Sorry @queenie

TJBM has different measurement from gallons, pounds and ounces.

False, and true…false because I’m from the U.S. where we use gallons, pounds and ounces…True, because I can no longer stand doing math/science problems unless they are in SI units.
TJBM is having an annoying day of work (same as me).

False/true. I am having an annoying day,though not at work.
TJBM likes Fluther more than any other social networking site. : D

True (for the most part) This website definitely has the most mature.
TJBM has off this weekend…

false, next weekend.
TJBM has quit observing Easter.

False. I always observe Easter.
TJBM likes to eat chocolate bunnies…

True, especially the Reese’s bunnies.

TJBM is now hungry.

True-almost lunch time!
TJBM eats the ears off the bunny first…

TRUE! Always do that ; D
TJBM has ordered spicy chicken wings for lunch.

False, I wish.

TJMB mixse up thier letetrs.

@queenie Like you did to this bunny on the right?

FLASE.
TJBM will eat with me.

False…not if I am cooking! XD
TJBM loves gardening.

true…..

TJBM loves birds

False, they’re OK.

TJBM thought @queenie said “TJBM will eat me”.

yes, at first glance I did.

TJBM needs to eat now

True,,,where is that delivery guy?
TJBM will eat me.

how can i resist….

TJBM needs to have ketchup with most everything they eat

False, I need to have hot sauce with everything I eat ; )
TJAM is now going to eat me so TJBM will have to continue after. Alrighty?

True.

TJBM woke up feeling awful. I just did. :(

True, I woke up with a sore throat : ( Hope you feel better @KatetheGreat
TJBM decided I didn’t taste very nice and spat me out with minimum damage.

False, maximum damage.

TJBM once ate a live bug. (it tasted like @queenie)

False. At least not that I know of…
TJBM eats chocolate covered grasshoppers

False.
TJBM knows someone who used to eat chocolate covered ants…

False. I do not.
TJBM has a headache

False
TJBM knows someone who is on Fluther too…

False.

TJBM was recently subjected to a brutal spanking.

False
TJBM likes being spanked.

Only if it’s by @erichw1504

TJBM eats PB&J naked on their couch watching The Bachelor.

False
TJBM likes @erichw1504…

True…:)
TJBM is into S & M.

True. I mean no! False, heh…

TJBM would like to see this Dorito munchin’ dude spank @Vunessuh.

—-eeerm, No comment—.
TJBM likes Doritos…

<~ Can’t you tell?

TJBM would like to declare something.

True. I’m a Horrible game maker.
TJBM is worried about something.

True, I’m worried that @queenie‘s rhyme game will out do mine! ;)

TJBM is enjoying the rhyme game.

True…I could play all day.
TJBM is going to create a new game…

False, I’ve had enough game making for one day. Phew! Who knew game making could be such hard work?
TJBM dislikes long responses,

False.

TJBM has an idea for a website.

False, since I often make them…:)
TJBM likes rap music.

True, not a lot though.

TJBM was once in a band.

False, I know someone who was though…
TJBM plays the guitar…

False, though I would like to…
TJBM can play the keyboards

False.

TJBM looks fatter in pictures.

False, I look about the same as always..
TJBM is a photographer…

False.
TJBM is @erichw1504

False…I’m obviously not.
TJBM is trying to evoke a response from @erichw1504

True
TJBM misses someone and wonders where they have gone and why they don’t reply.

True, but probably not the person you’re talking about…
TJBM has plans tonight…

True, revision.
TJBM is going to miss me.

False-only this once, since I do have plans…
TJBM is writing a paper?

False,
TJBM is going to continue after me.

True.

TJBM likes to take naps.

True, oh so true!
TJBM hasn’t responded in a while…

False. I just did!

TJBM is sleepy right now.

True, my meds make me look drunk all the time.
TJBM looks drunk.

False, my head is not spinning…
TJBM wishes they were drunk right now…

True.

TJBM wishes they were high right now.

True-if it’s high on love…
TJBM is lonely right now…

True.

TJBM has a busy day tomorrow.

True-and I wish I could ditch it all and stay in bed…
TJBM is a bit sad right now…

False.

TJBM is on a diet.

True. a diet that makes me weight more :P
TJBM is enjoying the nice sunny day :D

False-it’s very cloudy here…:(
TJBM likes snow…

True. but is now glad its gone.
TJBM likes warm weather

False. I like it cold.

TJBM has been to the hospital recently.

False, not for about 6 years.
TJBM has had pnuemonia before…

False.

TJBM has donated an organ before.

False, but if I die, I will be, according to my driver’s license…
TJBM speeds on the highway…

True.

TJBM has received a traffic ticket before.

True, but not in quite a few years, which is a wonder, lol!
TJBM has never had points on their insurance.

True.

TJBM doesn’t have insurance.

False, I do.
TJBM drives a SUV…

True, Green Ford Escape Hybrid
TJBM Drives a convertible

False..(brick red Ford Taurus)
TJBM is energy conscious…

False.

TJBM doesn’t care about the environment as much as everyone else does.

Not true! I know not all of my habits are best for the environment, but it’s one of those things I’m working on. I cannot be passive in this regard!
TJBM knows how to ice skate.

True. I was raised in the ice!

TJBM is from a very cold country.

Really? Not much growing room during the winter.

False

TJBM had candy today.

False. I stopped myself.

TJBM blows their nose a lot.

False (except allergy season)
TJBM has bad allergies…

True. :(

TJBM wishes we could give more than 100 lurve to one person.

True-that would be cool!
Should the exception be the rule?

@yankeetooter You broke the game!

TJBM has tried archery.

True.

TJBM doesn’t like their siblings.

False. We still haven’t developed much of a relationship, but that’s because she doesn’t really do family. We certainly love each other. Perhaps we can even be friends someday.

TJBM would rather play sports than watch them.

True.

TJBM thinks American Football is stupid.

True. I have a hard time respecting any sport that spends more game preparing for each play than actually executing it.

TJBM is familiar with Australian rules football.

False-I don’t know ‘em mate!
TJBM has a shocking secret.

True…

TJBM is addicted to this game.

True-but it’s wearing out. (I now like the limerick game better…
TJBM is writing limericks too…

True
TJBM likes the limerick game.

True-very true…
TJBM will respond on the next limerick (I just started a new one!)

False. I have no creativity whatsoever!

TJBM isn’t playing the limerick game.

False-I am…
TJBM is getting bored…

False. I have plenty to do besides this game.

TJBM feels self conscious whenever using the phone around other people.

False. They wouldn’t understand the language I was speaking in, most likely.

TJBM is going to buy the new Harry Potter movie on DVD.

False. I’ve actually not read any of the books or seen any of the movies. Perhaps my fiancé will cure me of that once we’re together. We’ve already put Lord of the Rings on the list of things I need to experience.

TJBM is ready for bed.
I am. Good night, all.

False.

TJBM is engaged.

False
TJBM is running away from revision…

False, I have no revising to do…
TJBM is somewhat tipsy…

False. Sober as the day is long.

TJBM has to work very early in the morning and is not thrilled about it.

True, and I’m the tipsy one, lol!
TJBM had a nice evening…

False, the lady downstairs just got a dog, and I can hear it through my floor.

TJBM is in area that might get snow tonight.

False, and I’m (pretty much) ready to give up on winter, sigh!
TJBM is up way early in the morning…

False. I didn’t get up until 7:30 this morning. I love sleeping in! :)

TJBM has worked at a camp.

True. I work there every summer.

TJBM has eaten soup for breakfast before.

False.

TJBM likes bananas.

False. I like banana flavored stuff though.

TJBM has had hearing loss of some sort.

False.

TJBM likes to throw bananas.

True.

TJBM has pretended a banana was a phone once.

True.

TJBM has heard the banana phone song.

False, until I clicked on the link.
TJBM likes bananas.

False.

TJBM has piercings.

False, no things stuck in my body, no thank you!
TJBM wears an earring(s).

False. I have my ears stretched.

TJBM thinks ear stretching is gross.

False (it’s not for me, but other people’s doing so doesn’t bother me)
TJBM talks too much…

False. I don’t talk enough.

TJBM is shy.

False.

TJBM likes deep fried chocolate covered bananas.

False.

TJBM likes deep fried pickles.

False, never tried one.

TJBM likes their bananas with many brown spots.

False, ripe is good, overripe not so good…
TJBM likes anything covered with chocolate.

False. I love chocolate, but some combinations just aren’t meant to be.

TJBM has been skinny dipping.

True. It’s the only way to do it!

TJBM is addicted to something.

True, I’m gonna have to face it, I’m addicted to love…
TJBM is addicted to Fluther…

True.

TJBM is a sex addict.

Probably not an addict as such but I enjoy it a lot.

TJBM reads Bizarre magazine

False.

TJBM watches The Price Is Right.

False, but my grandmother used to watch it faithfully.
TJBM still has a grandparent living…

True.

TJBM hates the word “hubby”.

True.

TJBM likes the word “whiff” as slang for wife.

False, although I just heard it.
TJBM wishes the day would be over already…

False. I’m staying home all day, so it doesn’t matter.

TJBM got VERY drunk last night.

False, not very drunk, but rather tipsy, lol!
TJBM stayed sober last night…

False. I was the drunk girl on campus last night.

TJBM likes to party.

False, not really the partying type…
TJBM likes beer…

True. I like any alcohol.

TJBM likes getting drunk.

False, only tipsy…
TJBM believes in spirits…

False.

TJBM doesn’t believe in the supernatural.

False.

TJBM thinks @KatetheGreat looks like Rebecca Black.

False. I DO NOTTTTT! I’m all paranoid now :P

TJBM thinks @erichw1504 is incredibly mean :D

True. His last comparison was both incorrect and mean.

TJBM has invented something.

False. I’m terribly unskilled.

TJBM will tell us a random fact about themselves.

My feet are two different sizes and shapes. ( Left and right )

TJBM can’t throw a baseball fifty feet.

False. I’m not great at throwing, but I can manage that much.

TJBM likes to dance.

False.

TJBM smells someone else lunch.

False.

TJBM likes to eat a lot of cheese.

False.

TJBM shares certain clothes with their s/o.

True, but rarely.

TJBM is cooler than TJAM.

Crap…you edited. Ignore this response.

I don’t know the person well, so I wouldn’t know.

TJBM has wore clothes that were meant for the opposite sex before.

True. Many times.

TJBM likes to learn.

True. I’m a nerd.

TJBM hates pecans.

False. I like nuts.

TJBM has a dirty mind.

True. I can’t help it.

TJBM is a very funny person.

True, duh!

TJBM is a #twitter user.

False.

TJBM will share an inspiring quote.

“Try not to become a man of success but a man of value.” – Albert Einstein

TJBM will share a two line ryhme.

True. Love sees roses without thorns.
Just wish I wasn’t so lovelorn…

TJBM likes games involving rhyming…

True.

TJBM is in the middle of a poke war on Facebook.

False, but perhaps I should start one. It could be fun.

TJBM thinks I broke the internet challenge game :(

I don’t know-I wasn’t playing…
TJBM can answer this question better…

True, I think it has been un-broken!

TJBM forgot how to spel.

Fasle, I always spell correctly (lol!)
TJBM uses good grammar…

Grammar is in the Eye of ” The Tiger” by Blake.

TJBM remembers someone from the second grade.

Unfortunately true.

TJBM proposed to someone or was proposed to in elementary school.

True, to my teacher. jk

TJBM can’t wait to see what the world will be like in the year 2031.

False…I can wait, since I’ll be 61…Yikes!
TJBM is older than me…

False. You’ve got 18 years on me.

TJBM needs a hug.

True, I could really use one…
TJBM is gonna help me out with this…:)

False.

TJBM swears like a sailor.

False, although I might if I don’t get a hug…:)
TJBM is cold and heartless…

False.

TJBM likes to play table tennis.

True, but I haven’t played for a while…
TJBM likes to play foosball (?)

Have not played foosball in a while, played table tennis last night.

TJBM has a game room.

False, I really want one though!

TJBM likes to play badminton.

False. I tried once—it didn’t go well.

TJBM gets spam text messages.

True, if you count advertisements…
TJBM can throw a frisbee…

Left handed, right handed, forward and backwards.

TJBM saw me hit the trigger too soon!

??? Not sure what you mean by this…
TJBM owns a gun…

I didn’t complete the TJBM before hit Answer!.

True, if you count squirt guns.

TJBM is afraid of clowns.

False (my sister is…)
TJBM is a clown…

only to some people.
TJBM wished (s)he can work while going commando.

False…I work with high school kids…
TJBM has recieved a commendation…

False.

TJBM wished they could work while wearing an adult onesie.

False (and that’s a snuggie, right?)
TJBM would like feet in theirs…

Uh, whaa?

TJBM would go to work with a top hat.

False, I’m no magician or Fred Astaire
TJBM can dance…

False. I’m pretty bad at it.

TJBM just woke up from a nap.

False…I’ve been at work all day
TJBM has to work tonight…

False. I’ve been taking days off ;)

TJBM has used a fake doctor’s note before.

False.
TJBM has called out from work when not sick before…

True. I’ve done it all week.

TJBM has a missing limb.

False, but I have two left feet, and I’m sometimes all thumbs
TJBM climbs trees…

True.

TJBM has done karaoke before.

True, not often, and would like to do it again.
TJBM likes to sing…

True.

TJBM doesn’t like to sing.

False, I love to sing!
TJBM is good enough to go on American Idol (and at least make it past the first round…)

False, very false.

TJBM has a hidden talent.

False (it was making rhymes, but that talent is no longer hidden, lol!)
TJBM has many talents…

Hmm, I don’t know if you’d call them talents.

TJBM has been in a talent show.

False, actually.
TJBM gets stage fright…

False

TJBM loves to sing and dance on stage.

True.

TJBM has never been on stage before.

False-for my voice class final exams we had to stand and sing on stage and sing in front of the class and the professor…
TJBM has ridden in a stagecoach…

False.

TJBM has ridden a horse.

True, though it’s been many a year…
TJBM’s throat is hoarse…

False, I feel perfectly fine today. I wish I could say the same about my fiancé

TJBM doesn’t like listening to others when they’re not feeling good.

True, only because it makes me feel bad for them
TJBM is very empathetic…

False.

TJBM likes penguins.

True.

TJBM likes alligators.

True.

TJBM likes alliguins.

True. I love when cute pudgy bird-like reptiles snap at me!

TJBM hates birds.

I don’t hate them, I’m just allergic to them

TJBM loves to eat salad.

True.

TJBM likes bird salad.

False, never heard of it.
TJBM likes Jim Carrey.

True.
TJBM just won agains @KatetheGreat in a race to see who could answer first :P

False. Pshh, I gave that to you. I’m not rude :P

TJBM has not showered today.

False.
TJBM is feeling cross.

@KatetheGreat well thx :) (i wanted to see who could get it first :P)
False.
TJBM is having a great day
@queenie srry about last night i had to go to bed and my stupied wifi was not working :(

True.

TJBM smells like an oak tree.

False. I smell like pomegranate.

TJBM hates pomegranates.

False, I love pomegranates, and like Kate, I smell like them too

TJBM smells like citrus.

False.

TJBM likes black bean burgers.

False.
TJBM plays minecraft :D

False. I used to though.

TJBM is going to post in this question.

False-I’m too busy playing games…
TJBM is home from work…

False

TJBM brought home a stray puppy today.

False…I wish!
TJBM has cats…

False.

TJBM doesn’t ever wear shorts.

False, but not very ofter.
TJBM is kind of short…

False. I’m 5’7”.

TJBM has seen a cat with extra toes before.

True…my sister’s cat had an extra toe on each foot, and it was super smart…
TJBM is super smart…

True. I like to think so!

TJBM is a certified genius.

False, though my IQ is decently high…
TJBM is certifiably crazy…lol!

Closer to genius than to crazy.

TJBM has gone the movies in the last month.

True. That was a FUN night.

TJBM has used the “F” word in the past 20 minutes.

Like when I set the table with ”“F” and knife.

TJBM has missed the humor.

False,I fuc£ing get it
TJBM is in a rebellious mood.

True.

TJBM is a criminal.

False, never been arrested in my life
TJBM wants so be a police officer

False, I don’t like being disrespected, so that wouldn’t be wise.

TJBM is interested in having a criminal justice career.

False, teaching career…
TJBM hated school.

depends on teacher and class.
TJBM remembers Ryan Seacrest from when he did C|Net.

Not!
TJBM is having a good evening…

False, I feel misereable
TJBM feels suicidal…

False, but rather sad…
TJBM is despairing of love…

True, but not necessarily the romantic kind…
TJBM wants to curl up and die.

True.

TJBM watches documentaries.

True I love them
TJBM is going to have a better day tomorrow

I certainly hope so-it is Friday!
TJBM is getting downer by the moment…

True, I’m going to bed.
TJBM hopes tomorrow morning will bring happiness for all of us.

True!
TJBM is getting tired too…

True.

TJBM will answer this question in the morning instead of tonight.

False, I’m still hanging in there…
TJBM will bail out at this point.

I’m not ready to bail.

TJBM is west of Denver, Colorado.

False. I wish I was near Colorado though!

TJBM lives in California.

False. But I was there Sunday & Monday this week..and will probably be back there in another week. <sigh>

TJBM would like a snack before bed.

False.

TJBM has a roommate that takes way too long in the bathroom.

True. I hate my roommate soooo much.

TJBM hates their roommate too.

False…I don’t have a roommate, although there’s someone who could move in in a heartbeat if he wanted to…
TJBM lives alone…

False. Fortunately I get along with my roommate. It’s just frustrating when she makes it to the bathroom first since I take less than five minutes to get ready for bed and she takes at least thirty.

TJBM has seen a rainbow recently.

True a few weeks ago.

TJBM plays with their hair often.

False-mine is up in a bun most of the time.
TJBM has facial hair…

I would hope not! A bearded lady would look strange, wouldn’t it?
TJBM went through a rebellious period.

True-didn’t we all?...:)
TJBM is still going through a rebellious period…

False.

TJBM knows a Jedi mind trick.

knows about, can’t do.
TJBM follows the Bundy philosophy.

False-Ted Bundy?
TJBM is frustrated right now…

False.

TJBM wonders where the poem question went.

True…into a black hole, apparently…
TJBM can’t wait until 3:00 p.m.

False.

TJBM is feeling lethargic.

True-it’s been a exhausting day…
TJBM is taking a nap when they get home…

False, don’t do naps.

TJBM has gone spelunking.

False, but I would like to…
TJBM likes geology.

False.

TJBM likes flutherology.

Correctomunto.

TJBM think the TJAM has great taste in his mouth for avatars

True.

TJBM is artistic.

Music and painting and ceramic and… Maybe.

TJBM is READY for Friday.

True, kind of have to be since it’s already here.

TJBM has magnificent plans for the weekend.

False. I’m going to sit in my pajamas and be a recluse.

TJBM doesn’t like spiders.

True.

TJBM has a fetish for juggling grapes.

False. Not quite.

TJBM has a foot fetish.

Not at all.

TJBM prefers boxer shorts.

True-on a guy, lol!
TJBM knows how to box…

True. Learned how to at a young age.

TJBM listens to the Bee Gees.

True-if they’re played on the radio…
TJBM listens to their CD’s

False.
TJBM has an MP3 player.

False-I need to get with the times…
TJBM reads the New York Times

False.
TJBM doesn’t read the newspaper.

False-sports pages and comics
TJBM could be a stand-up comic…

False. I thrive on randomness.

TJBM has smelly feet.

False. I am fastidious with my hygiene and never stinky. Never never.

TJBM has special plans for this Friday night.

True. My brother came all the way from Russia, so we’re going out on the town!

TJBM lives near a golf course.

False.
TJBM likes to golf.

False. I’ve actually never tried it. I suppose it could be fun with the right group of people.

TJBM hates to golf.

True, but hate is a strong word. I highly dislike golf. I don’t understand how it’s “sport”

TJBM knows what G.O.L.F means.

False.

TJBM will enlighten us about what G.O.L.F. means.

True. Guys Only Ladies Forbidden.
TJBM is tired today

Remarkably, false. I got up at 5 this morning, so I should be.

TJBM knows someone who never shampoos their hair.

False.
TJBM knows someone that has lice.

False. But I did know people that had lice when I was a kid. I’m glad it never happened to me.

TJBM has been backpacking.

False

TJBM Is looking for an afternoon snack.

False, more like dinner. It’s seven thirty and I still haven’t eaten.
TJBM is easily bored. I certainly am.

False. I’m very easily entertained. I enjoy the little things in life.

TJBM dries clothes on a line in the summer.

False, I live in an apartment and can’t do that.

TJBM lives in a house

True
TJBM has been homeless at least once in their life.

False-fortunately no.
TJBM has helped the homeless at least once…

True, I volunteer at a homeless shelter

TJBM volunteers at a soup kitchen.

False, but I would like to.
TJBM loves volunteering.

True. Of course, it somewhat depends on what I’m volunteering for, but generally, yes.

TJBM will share a story experienced while volunteering.

I didn’t use my “Free meal card” even though I was hungry. I decided to buy drinks for my family. Glad we managed to raise over £6000 though : )
TJBM has been to a school fete before.

True. Oh yes, but now I more regularly attend my kids’ school fetes. Today at their school they packed meals for starving children in Haiti and they have raised $8,000 in donations. (Their goal is $10,000)

TJBM is going to turn off the computer and curl up with a good book.

Hmm, wouldn’t mind, if somebody doesn’t type me out of it…
TJBM will persuade me to stay

True-don’t go anywhere…
TJBM will appear after being absent for a while…

You mean just like I did now? True : )
TJBM believes in true love…

True. And I’m a sucker for it.

TJBM did something fun tonight.

True, by my definition…good nap, good dinner, chatting online with friends, getting some stuff accomplished around the house (just no Orioles win, sigh!)
TJBM hates housework…

False, I like to help my mum.
TJBM hates homework and thinks it should be banned.

False-homework is a great way to reinforce what was learned in class, and to teach one to think for themselves…
TJBM is studying to be a teacher…

False.
TJBM thinks there should be no homework at least during the holidays.