Want to play the rhyme game?

I wonder where everyone is on Fluther…

Perhaps they are visiting their mother…

Or maybe they’ve gone and found another…

How long do we continue a single rhyme for? Maybe the poster should rhyme with the sentence above and then start a new rhyme?

To play it with m brother ..

@Seelix Yes, I didn’t think of that.

Agreed, otherwise this thread will go flat.

Can’t have that

#~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ATTENTION.*RULE CHANGE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~#
Each jelly will rhyme their sentence with the one above them. This will continue for the next TWO jellies. The third one on can make up a new sentence, which the jelly below them will rhyme their sentence with and so on.

”...which the jelly below them will rhyme their sentence with and so on.”

Whoever follows the new rules gets a free crouton!

I just went to the store and purchased a futon…

@queenie & @yankeetooter sittin’ in a tree…

Unfortunately, you’re not Jelly three…

Thank you all for helping me : )

I’ve yet to help, but first I must pee

That’s just too much information! :)

Report her to the Puritan Reformation!

They’ll start a proclamation.

I just had some chicken wings.

My paper cut really stings!

Queenie just ate the dinner of kings.

The Olympic logo has five rings…

Now it’s the fourth jelly who is making rhymes…

Does anybody want a peanut?

Only one who wants to be a nut.

Don’t follow the rules if you want to be cut…

I pity the fool…

I’d wish they’d follow the rule…

Want to fight a duel?

Yes, prepare to be schooled.

I’ll pass on that offer.

Get your mouth off her.

She’s your mother!

In allergy season, I’m quite the cougher..

I wish I was a better game maker
No, you’re doing it all wrong….

Edit: whoops!

Can we sing a group song?

Maybe then we’ll all get along.

Yay, I’m the third!

And you’re as cute as a bird.

Would you like to have some curd?

Nope, not a big fan of cheese.

Now I am at ease…

And you’re overseas.

Yes, I would like to meet you.

Come over a quarter past two.

If I do, what will you do?

I will throw a nekked pancake party.

What is all that malarky?

Fireworks in here watch out for “Sparky”

I feel very drowsy.

Yeah, you actually look pretty lousy.

Have some cough syrup, it’s non drowsy.

But her attire isn’t frowsy.

Just don’t end the line with ORANGE
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Aren’t you lucky

Yes, now I’m feeling ducky!

I like to get mucky.

Punk, do you feel lucky?

Sigh, I feel so sleepy.

Oh no! What’s wrong with my pee-pee?! :O

Have you seen my poodle named Fifi?

Would you mind taking a little look see?

Maybe if you give me a cookie…

I am feeling delighted.

Yet, I am near-sighted.

May your vision be righted…

Bunnies all look so cute.

That fact I won’t refute…

Is it just me, or is the thread going mute?

I hope it all goes well.

If it does, I won’t kiss and tell…

I’m posting from an internet magma pit in hell. :-)

That doesn’t sound so swell!

Bye folks, continue after me.

How can and why should we?

Keep on ryhming because you are my buddy.

Lets not turn this too slutty.

In my hands, you all are putty…

Do we change to a new line?

Either that or pay a fine! ;-o

I could go for a glass of wine…

Yes that would be divine ; P

Forest Hump died today…

Was Gump what you meant to say?

Nope- Gump died yesterday.

Why is everyone passing away?

Yikes! We’re down to our last 7 billion people! :-o

Guess we better come pray under the steeple…

The prayer will be lead by Meryl Streeple. ;-p

Your method of rhyming there was pretty cheaple…:)

Yeah. like a crippled horse and a crooked steeple! lololol

I’m sorry my rhymes aren’t the expensive kind…

Small rhymes come from big minds

It’s better than bacon rinds.

And felonious acquisitions…

You, sir, are simply spreading superstitions!

That’s because I’m leading this Inquisition!

Time to turn the tables.

And ditch the old fables.

And eschew Puritanical labels.

as easy as pitching a 3 legged table

Cracked bells and washed-out horns…

rest upon a bed of thorns

And that was one night I abhorred that is a sort of rhyme, right?

Yes it is; this is poetry lite.

And some of the rhymes are rather trite…

Has anyone seen my kite?

Peter Pecker, picked a pack of peppered pickles

Hedgehogs have many prickles.

A light brush from them doesn’t tickle…

Unless the Hedgehog is rather fickle

Animals emerging in undulating trains…

Everyone needs some brains.

All I can do is ease the pains.

Planets where you think you live…

Sifting alien sands through a sieve…

the hourglass of time runs out

why do you like to pout?

And have existential angst like a waterless trout?

A water-less trout methinks might expire!

And then play a celestial lyre.

will you retire?

Yes, I already have.

I just woke up in bed…

with a Flintstone named Fred.

He really likes bread.

But has rather a big head…

He has weird hair.

Like Fred Astaire…

Wearing whatever’s living in Trump’s cranial lair.

but he dosent really care…

Circumstance defies your unspoken whim…

Whenever I am tempted to talk to him…

You instead make love to a limb.

Things would have to be pretty grim…

For you to feel maternal love for a tree…

I think I’ll stick with the one I like to see…

I do not like green eggs and ham

‘cause your heart belongs to Spam!

Damn spam, it’s always lurking

I look at you feeling content, smirking. (Does that work?)

I just got home, though I haven’t been working…

I question the authority, why not my child?

For it is too tempting, to chase out the wild;

This game is becoming a little too mild…

I think it’s just getting started.

Oh no! Who just farted?

‘twas Rush, the evil-hearted!

And then across the street he darted…

because someone went for the fourth.

per Daffy Duck: of courth!

And while pondering his life’s worth…

He admired his wife’s girth…

Which was as big as the equator around the earth…

While his was as big as the Sun…

he had to hold it on the run.

Which wasn’t really very fun…

One day he wore shorts that were too… well, short.

So the pants police took him to court…

And charged him for an indecent exposure tort…

8:08 on the coast of west, browsing fluther but I need to get dressed

Then you better do so before you’re distressed…

and have a meltdown from sartorial unrest!

Sounds like you’re going to leave us? Hope your day is blessed!

Purple haze, all in my eyes…

I’m leavin’ in my fast car, traveling to the tax man and then to a bar lol

Coloma’s switching up the rules, that’s okay-it’s kind of cool!

Games are when you but change the RULE….....S

And use the internet as your tool.

My country ‘tis of thee…

Cashew nuts grow on a tree.

How many will you eat; one, two, or three?

Paris Hilton tried to score…

and did so enough times to be called a whore.

And several Hotels and Motels want to show him the DOOR

Since apparently Paris is a man.

She is dressing incognito.

Which is actually rather neato!

Since it looks like a tuxedo.

But it attracts too many mosquitos!

Did you know the moon is made of cheese?

Methinks you are trying to tease!

Nope, I am actually trying to please!

Cough…cough…sorry, I’m starting to wheeze!

That’s from all the pollen

Especially those tulips from Holland…

I sneezed so hard that I have fallen.

Pick-up yourself and keep Haulin’

I think I hear my Maker callin’

Get ready to fight death.

You’re not making any wealth.

I will, until I draw final breath…

My last words will be…

I leave everything to thee…

Which is me!

You’re taking your goods into eternity?

Yes, I am extremely selfish.

I could really eat some shellfish…

I keep my books, sometimes on a shelf ish

Tell me, are your looks quite elfish?

No, I actually look like a giraffe.

Does that mean you are taller than me by half?

Are you the father of her calf?

Are you trying to make me laugh?

My wrath shall be vast.

Naw-it won’t even last…

You’ll be placed in a body cast.

I’m feeling oh so harassed…:)

Look out! It’s a bird, it’s a plane…

Nope-just an overhead train…

Hey, what’s that stain?

In the grass you have lain…

and it had just rain.

Your grammar causes me pain!

my grammer and speling are better than can b!

Lol!, @erichw1504; thou pokest fun at me!

Of course, having fun aren’t we?

Well well well, It seems we are.

Yes, but leaving work in my car…

Hope home isn’t far.

I want to have a drink, in a a bar.

OK, let’s go, I know a a good one down the street.

Don’t tell anyone and Pleeze don’t TWEET.

Part 2 is here so lets retreat

I like part I-it cannot be beat!

Not even in 90 degree heat.

I’ve become a poet…

and I didn’t even know it.

My mother’s grass is tall-I need to mow it…

They see me mowin’ the front lawn…

pushin’ the mower with my speedo on

My neighbor likes it a lot, his name is John.

Are you sure he’s not really named Don Juan?

That’s true, he does look a bit Spanish.

I being careful, so my posts aren’t banished…:)

I’m so hungry, I feel famished.

Eat some meat and potatoes-that’s a meal that’s mannish…

Where are we now ? The country of La-di-Duh

I just finished singing, “Oh, Canada”.

when I got attacked by a piranha.

I stabbed it with the end of my banana…

Who likes bananas, I like oranges!

(bwahahahaha)

I often write outside the margins…(best I could do, lol!)

What about door hinges? close enough.

Our rhyming brings on cringes…

I hope no one here binges. nothing really rhymes with oranges except the slant rhyme of door hinges. you thought you had won @Vincent_Lloyd, but I have prevailed!

hahaha yes I’m very cleaver am I not, lets help the wolves, Please?

Wait a minute, just let me sneeze…

As long as you don’t cut the cheese!

don’t worry, I won’t ever.

Our friendship it would sever…

You will make me endeavor…

To eat baked beans never!

I like to have a big breakfast

Why couldn’t the series Star Trek last?

beat that one!

Because I wanted it to end, fast.

Were you hoping it would trend past?

Nah, to buy some chocolate cake.

Why don’t you buy a box mix and bake?

Because too much time it will take.

Well, have a nap, then wake…

Think it’s time to change the rhyme….for my sake.

Why did you name yourself queenie?

Because I was then a bit dreamy…

So it had nothing to do with being theme-y?

Nope, unfortunatley it sounds a bit supreme-y…

Do you like wolves that howl at the moon?

Yes, I want to see them do that soon.

Bring a rain slicker if there is a monsoon…

I like to howl sometimes…

Does it sound like chimes?

Do you have any dimes?

Spent them all to buy some limes…

Did they commit any crimes?

They pirated music from Leann Rimes.

Cool, head over to part three…

Sounds like a plan for me…

I will go there, see?

And type a rhyme or three…

Who wants to say the days of the month. (lets seee here ;3 try this!)

Dos’t thou think this is funneth? I don’t even know if I spelled half that right, and it was the closest I could think of. Yay for slant rhymes!

From spiders I runneth!

What’s happening?

Shmappening?

Nearly 300 responses and ony l4 GQs? WTF lazy jellies???

Smellies.

Bellies.

Theoretically, this should be one long rhyme. All words should rhyme with the first one. LOL.

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