Which computer/console/video game character would you hire as your personal bodyguard?

Just pretend that’s all. If you were ever to require the services of a bad ass minder in fantasy town, just who would get the gig? Obviously someone who could take care of any potential assailants, but also an individual who you’d get along with, have a few beers with, crack a few jokes, you know? Can be from any format from the past or present.