Funny anecdotes from your childhood?

Are there any funny anecdotes from your childhood that your parents love(d) to tell whenever they met one of your friends or someone new? Were you embarrassed when they would tell this story, or did it not matter that much?
If you’re currently a parent, what’s one of the stories you love to tell about your child? Whether it’s funny or proof of your good parenting, I don’t care, I want to hear them all!