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World leaders from the past/present gather for a bare breasted mud wrestling match, who emerges victorious?

Asked by ucme (50047points) April 23rd, 2011

Bring it on Gandhi!! We’re talking heads of state/government here. Be they a King….Queen…..President…..Prime Minister, whatever. From any time in history right through to the present day. Who’s the toughest of the tough. Place your bets & let’s get readyyyy to rumble!!

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HungryGuy's avatar

Winston Churchill

Brian1946's avatar

These boys weren’t world leaders, but they were US state governors.

Feel free to tell them that they can’t compete. ;-)

ucme's avatar

@Brian1946 Okay, I will. “Arnie & yes you too Jessie, you’re both big guys but you’re outta shape. Now sit down & shut the fuck up before you get hurt!” Easy really, they can work the crowds…keep em busy!

Kardamom's avatar

Catherine the Great would win victorious over that little weenie Napoleon!

Margaret Thatcher would whup some New Gingrich arse!

Jawaharlal Nehru would win against just about anybody, because he was so damn sexy!

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Vlad the Impaler fight over.

cbloom8's avatar

George Washington, of course.

everephebe's avatar

Andrew Jackson vs Grigori Rasputin would be a great one to watch.

MilkyWay's avatar

Hitler vs Winston Churchill. I bet we know who’d win ; )

ucme's avatar

@queenie Yeah, the bulldog bashes the madman….again.

MilkyWay's avatar

@ucme Put it there! Gives @ucme a fist ; D

ucme's avatar

@queenie A fist!! Don’t tell George Michael, he gets terribly jealous i’ve heard XD

meiosis's avatar

Churchill did scissors and Hitler did paper. No wonder they lost.

ucme's avatar

I thought it was Chamberlain who did the paper thing.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Margaret Thatcher. ;)

DarlingRhadamanthus's avatar

Margaret Thatcher…with Imelda Marcos tag-teaming with her.

DarlingRhadamanthus's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille…........Great minds think alike! lol

ucme's avatar

Okay, to the three of you who chose Thatcher. I said bare breasted, now come on….think of the ratings. They’ll be turning off in their droves at the sight of her “spaniels ears!”

HungryGuy's avatar

C’mon, Thatcher wasn’t so bad lookng…

ucme's avatar

Well, I hear Stevie Wonder fancied the arse off her…..or was it Ray Charles?

DarlingRhadamanthus's avatar

@ucme…....You said “bare-breasted”. You did not say ”perky and bare-breasted”...therefore, I stand firmly ! behind the girls!

Maggie and ‘Melda….wooo-hoooo!

:)

WestRiverrat's avatar

Attila the Hun would bring it.

zenvelo's avatar

Vladimir Putin would take on quite a few.

ariah's avatar

Napolian, Hitler, and Kruchav would knock eachother out and nobody would be left alive.

meiosis's avatar

@HungryGuy “C’mon, Thatcher wasn’t so bad lookng…”

Are you mad? Thatcher was a horror, as well as being an evil witch.

seazen_'s avatar

Tag team: Gandhi and his weight-lifting lover boy.

HungryGuy's avatar

@meiosis – Well, being that she was extremely to the right, and I’m a little to the left of center, I didn’t agree with her policies, but I didn’t think she was so bad and I wouldn’t call her evil…at least not to the extent of someone like, say, Bush.

meiosis's avatar

Maybe I’m biased because I’m English and of an age that had to live through the havoc she wreaked on our society (although she believed there was no such thing) but nothing will shake me from the firm conviction that she was an evil witch. I’m not alone – check out http://www.isthatcherdeadyet.co.uk

Kardamom's avatar

Would anyone like to see a muddy slap fight with George W. Bush, Dan Quayle, Joe Lieberman and Larry Craig, who is likely to keep a wide stance. These guys will be slapping it out to determine who is the biggest douche-nik amongst them.

seazen_'s avatar

Bush vs. Gore – the final showdown – without a vote count.

ddude1116's avatar

Gandhi, all the way. Just because he can take a punch, and a lot of them. “He’s down! Oh, oh! Wait! He’s getting up! And he’s down! No, he’s still trying! He’s up!” Then the British will rage-quit. “And Gandhi is the winner!”

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