What is the best type of yarn?

The squirrel yarn. It’s the best.

Bunnies are also good.

BAAAAATS!

Personally, I prefer yarn made from unicorn hairs plucked at the full moon.

Saxon Wolfcock’s yarn. I once wore a sweater from that stuff, and ladies were all around me! It made my nipples itchy though

Itchy nipples are the stuff of gods! But only if your name is Saxon Wolfcock. Or Yarnlady.

If your name is Saxon Wolfcock, itchy nipples are just the tip of the iceberg.

Noro!!!

The kind that is found in Yarnia

It makes me so incredibly ecstatic to see YARNLADY actually respond to these.

@KatetheGreat : – )

I don’t know what’s going on here, but I like it.

Yarn is sexy and feels nice too. I ike yarn for most things.

I think I’ve developed a yarn fetish.

I KNOW I’ve developed a yarn fetish