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seazen_'s avatar

Does someone read everything here?

Asked by seazen_ (4801points) April 24th, 2011

I know of the Founders pretty much having left here – but I remember abd reminisce when they would interact almost every day – as regullar jellies. We’d laugh at their low lurve, remember? They’d be yapping away and we’d lurve them to pieces guiltily everytime Ben or Andrew would ask anything – becasue they “joined” here with the same zero lurve as the rest of us – the silliest question – and when they’d post we’d all jump all over them – happy to have them around… their profiles saying the same as everyone – communism style – except for a little banner saying “founder.” We loved them, not lurved them, for this. Deservedly so, IMHO. It was like a little Kibbutz here.

Every new jelly was an event.

When I came, half the jellies gave me a “NORM” on my first stupid question; lurving me to bits and hi ^ me – which was exciting – as it felt like some actually lifeted their hand and high-fived me every time.

In chat, as a moderator in a speedy MSN room – I thrived. I can be a real dick and slightly less than intellectual – but boy can I type. Chat, for me, is easy.

They’d PM us, the dear founders, they’d reply to posts – they’d act as mods – but they were total gods. I almost felt like asking them for autographs… and in a way, through questions, was doing just that… it’s all written here as it is, right?

Then the changes came – and the awards were introduced… the place became a kind of video game – with lights and bells everytime a noob asked a first question, got a first answer and OMG – perfecto fish – wrote while another few were also writing…

I found it distracting – visually. My old, slow pc and my eye that can see a little didn’t take well to the changes. And they were abundant and plentiful – and not always spot on initially, to say the least. PC’s would freeze a lot. The questions started pouring in about when the fuck would this shit end? When could we just have a little more conversation?

I left. I protested. I came back and started an anti-lurve/award protest wherein I’d come back just before the lurve parties 10k, 5k and sometimes on a whim at 4 or 7 k. Not that everyone gave a shit about this: it was my own private war. Me, and the mirror.

Then I got used to it. And now, I understand and appreciate the system.

I find it less visually distrurbing, and though I do not check the awards – I don’t even play games so much anyway – and I have real life war games – I do lurve people a lot – I congratulate in the lurve parties – and I am even aware of my pending 5k again – and promise not to leave. Again.

My question is: does anyone read these anymore?

Wundayatta – our beloved Daloon of the famous atlas ass tribe – has asked well over 1000 questions. Astrochuck has replied to us over 12,000 times. I have asked – rough calculation of all things zen here – over 1000 questions as well – mostly crappy ones – and while we had a crazy Yarn party this weekend – Auggie was sick for a day – no-one seemed to be around to mod anything – it was like Animal House…

I know Lisa tries her best to read things – flagged stuff for sure – and there are a few mods about – but – does anyone – one person – actually read every single question and post in every single thread here?

In case this is modded – meet me in chat and I’ll post it there. Chat has become alive again – and I lurve it. I used to be a chat moderator and feel at home there.

And welcome to you, oh newbie jelly of the last month, year, whenever: you are a valuable member of thei community; and thoughit might seem like Community sometimes, Harvard at others – it’s just, well Fluther. And you, my friend jelly, are a Fluitherite. Wear it with pride – now go buy a T-Shirt and bumper sticker.

Lurve you guys.

ZEN OUT

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79 Answers

JilltheTooth's avatar

Geez, Zennie, you’re sounding a bit tipsy and maudlin. Everything OK, there?

math_nerd's avatar

The actually keep stats on this. When you look at a question it is logged. A long time ago Andrew checked and Gail at least clicked on 70% of the questions. I was at around 65%. But that was a few years ago.

I just checked and I have clicked on 6 of the questions in general and responded to one of them. In Social I have clicked on three and typed one response that consisted of one word. I usually read all of what is in Meta.

seazen_'s avatar

If I were tipsy – I couldn’t spell.

JilltheTooth's avatar

Um…Sweetie…proofread the Q. You can’t spell.

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

“and promise not to leave. Again.”

There it is folks. In writing. @seazen_ is here to stay.

And I second @JilltheTooth . You can’t spell.

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

Aloha, Jill! Did you read the whole details section, too. Like I did?

seazen_'s avatar

DAMN TOO LATE TO EDIT IT. SOMEONE FLAG ME.

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

@seazen_ : Flag it? We lurve it! It’s maudlin and sappy.

:)

seazen_'s avatar

Someone flag my anal retentive ass fast – I hate it.

JilltheTooth's avatar

Yeah, thinking Zen didn’t.
No flags for you, Zen, your shame stands for all to see!

MilkyWay's avatar

I really love you @seazen_ as a friend : )
an emotional moment there jellies. Please excuse me.

seazen_'s avatar

I love you too.

JilltheTooth's avatar

Oh, Lordy, @queenie‘s getting maudlin and sappy, too.

AmWiser's avatar

Many days, I read read read, (maybe not every single question, but the majority of them), and never answer any posts. I get perturbed with a lot of the inconsistancy that goes on and just shake my head. And yes, @seazen, you have a couple of typos.
Hey! Maybe we can a a Tipsy Fluthering Party (TFP) one day soon!

seazen_'s avatar

I love you too Jill.

seazen_'s avatar

@AmWiser Takes one to know one: Maybe we can a a Tipsy Fluthering Party

JilltheTooth's avatar

Mwah, mwah, back atcha, you spell checkless Captain, you!

blueiiznh's avatar

GQ my friend

seazen_'s avatar

Thank you. Hows it going with your daughter and the pedophile infested commute?

gailcalled's avatar

@math_nerd: Interesting. I have long since stopped clicking on 70% of the queries, I can assure you.

In the early days, I was stunned and delighted by what was a novelty and a new learning experience for me. No longer.

Occasionally I browse due to a morbid fascination with how some folks use this site.

seazen_'s avatar

Morbidly, for sure. Guilty.

blueiiznh's avatar

@seazen_ i guess anything more than zero is an infestation

YARNLADY's avatar

I’m all ears – What?

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

I forget the question already. I just wanted to show zen a little lurve.

bkcunningham's avatar

I have mods delete nearly every one of my posts. There are particular one who watch my every move and monitor my every keystroke. They are always on duty in my Fluther world. They were actually watching me last night instead of moderating the drunk chat where everyone was pumping out crap faster than rabbits.

augustlan's avatar

Official answer: There is no one person who sees every word written here. I do see most of it, though, especially in General and Meta. Yesterday was an anomaly, mods were scarce and I was completely absent.

AmWiser's avatar

@seazen LOL! that’z exactly why it doesn’t pay for me to be critical of others:)

Cruiser's avatar

@augustlan Yesterday was a freaking blast! Most fun I have had here EVAH! LMAO! Bring back the squirrel Q’s Pretty please!!!

For the record I do read almost every question and from there the number of posts I actually read gets sketchy as it would be a full time job apparently @augustlan does a pretty thorough job of!!

lillycoyote's avatar

I missed yesterday but I do remember one time where there didn’t seem to be any mods around and some of us had our way with the place, I think it was only for a few hours, but I still remember feeling a little guilty and thinking: “This is really fun, but boy are we going to be in trouble when Mom and Dad get home.”

JLeslie's avatar

I don’t.

ucme's avatar

Yeah books mostly, the odd magazine…...oh, I guess I don’t read everything then.

syz's avatar

No.

And if I was feeling bitchy, I’d mutter something about how pathetic it is that Lisa and mods can’t even be busy doing, oh, I don’t know, family stuff for a few hours on Easter without the place turning into “Animal House”.

bkcunningham's avatar

I was kidding about my responses being deleted. My responses are moderated only when appropriate.

rooeytoo's avatar

I don’t have enough time and there are many questions which simply wouldn’t interest me. But I am not as rabid a flutherer as many must be judging from the huge amounts of lurve!

It didn’t turn into Animal House it turned into Yarn House!!!

YARNLADY's avatar

Hee, hee It was really fun.

rooeytoo's avatar

@YARNLADY – glad you got a kick out of it. I am not sure how it started but it was like an avalanche once it did! You were everywhere!!!

Bellatrix's avatar

Wipes eyes and gives @seazen_ a big hug.

MilkyWay's avatar

@Mz_Lizzy Pats on the back.

Bellatrix's avatar

@queenie, squeezes hand :)

KateTheGreat's avatar

Lurve is in the air.

Bellatrix's avatar

Everywhere I look around….

KateTheGreat's avatar

…..every sight and every sound.

Bellatrix's avatar

And I don’t know if I’m being foolish…

KateTheGreat's avatar

I don’t know if I’m being wise…

Bellatrix's avatar

But it’s something that I must believe in…

KateTheGreat's avatar

And it’s there when I look in your eyes.

Bellatrix's avatar

Love is in the air
In the whisper of the reeds (flutherising the lyrics)

KateTheGreat's avatar

Love is in the air,
in the thunder of the sea!

Bellatrix's avatar

And I don’t know if I’m just floating
Don’t know if this is just lame….

MilkyWay's avatar

@Mz_Lizzy no, it isn’t ^-^

Bellatrix's avatar

Well it is a little :D Ty for the fun @KatetheGreat. I have to go to Spotlight now… hugs @Ms Queenle

seazen_'s avatar

Let’s start another song… line by line…

In a little while from now…

jonsblond's avatar

Well that’s the funk elastic, the blunt I twist it
The slamafied, bonafied funk on your discus

Bellatrix's avatar

Oh, what you messed with, you got to bear witness
Catch a ho and another ho Merry Christmas

jonsblond's avatar

Yes I smoke shit, straight off the roach clip
I roach it roll the blunt at once to approach it

seazen_'s avatar

?

I was thinking of Gilbert O Sullivan.

Bellatrix's avatar

Forward motion make you sway like the ocean
The herb is more than just a powerful potion

jonsblond's avatar

@seazen_ You going to flag us for having fun.~

seazen_'s avatar

You are so flogged flagged.

jonsblond's avatar

What’s the commotion, yo I’m not joking around
People learning about, what they’re smoking

Bellatrix's avatar

My oven is on high, when I roast the quail
Tell Bill Clinton to go and inhale

[I bet Obama inhaled]

seazen_'s avatar

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jonsblond's avatar

I’ll leave it at that. I have a blue dress that needs dry cleaning. Night all!

Bellatrix's avatar

Stop flagging @seazen_ Grab a beer out of the fridge instead.

jonsblond's avatar

rainbows, barney, happy….. is that better. :P

Bellatrix's avatar

Barney (the purple dinosaur?) ... [wonders if @jonsblond took the lyrics literally?]

blueiiznh's avatar

Since this question was posted, I have read everything!

anartist's avatar

How sad, how true, how [dare I say it?] sweet.
Why is Fluther so damned nice?

anartist's avatar

@Mz_Lizzy Obama proclaimed it—didn’t say dumb stuff like didn’t “inhale” or didn’t “have sex” with that woman.

“I was feeling really tense, so I needed a joint,” Obama joked with the crowd of those who might try and undermine that type of system.

The question was followed up by another voter asking him, “Unlike other presidents, did you inhale?”
“I did,” Obama said to loud applause and laughter. “It’s not something that I’m proud of. It was a mistake … But you know, I’m not going to. I never understood that line. The point was to inhale. That was the point.”

Bellatrix's avatar

Yay good on Obama! How refreshing. Thank you for posting @anartist

anartist's avatar

@Bellatrix I enjoyed it too.

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