(NSFW) Are there any sex toys as good as the bathtub?

MAYBE my faucet is just old-fashioned… but OUCH!

@klutzaroo Ha you know I mean the water coming out, not the actual faucet, right? Too bad yours doesn’t work! Next time you’re in the vicinity of someone else’s bathtub try it out!

The faucet is pretty cool if you’re a guy, too, just sayin’.

Your own hands are pretty portable.

Your own hands are good, but usually your partner’s aren’t. I’m looking for something that can be used with company.

Not enough (water) pressure from the tub faucet.

Give me a shower head with multiple settings, please ‘n thanks.

I find that the shower head is too much pressure (although I’ve only tested the one at Grandma’s). Seriously, guys, next time you’re in a hotel put up the don’t disturb sign and go to town.

Jacuzzi , and someone to make sure you don’t drown

I just use a girlfriend.

@DrBill Perfect! Someone should invent a tiny one that comes with a tarp :)
@seazen_ Ah yes, further evidence that men have it SO much easier.
Although now that you mention it, a girlfriend would probably work better than the boyfriends I’ve used up until now. Maybe I’ll try one.

I just use a boyfriend.

My first love was the faucet, but I’ve grown quite fond of your average run of the mill bullet vibrator.

It all depends on what works for you. Personally, I’ve never found the faucet to be much help, and shower massagers are nice, but hardly the winner for me.

Sink plunger & a shit load of KY…...so the rumour goes! Tsk, these househusbands are a devlish lot when they get together aren’t they? XD