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Any "I can't believe you wore that to my party" ideas?

Asked by ilvorangeiceblocks (865points) April 25th, 2011

I’ve been invited to an “I can’t believe you wore that to my party” party. I’ve thought long and hard about this and had several conversations with people about this. Dressing up as a giant boob, bestiality or a swearword aren’t exactly my cup of tea, does anybody have any classier ideas? Classy but still offensive? I’ve been in a quite mellow mood lately so I’m needing some help.

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sliceswiththings's avatar

Ahh too bad you don’t have my boob earrings!

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MilkyWay's avatar

Dress up like someone from The Matrix and carry a whip with you. You can ask @Augustalan where to get the whips ;) she’ll know.

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BarnacleBill's avatar

Playboy Bunny

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filmfann's avatar

I have been to a number of Bad Taste Parties. I have worn a Hawaiian shirt displayed with McDonalds fries and hamburgers. I once went in Blackface. Disco garb was pretty funny as well. I once went as a punk rocker, but these days, that is closer to the norm. I wore a Gorilla costume that was anatomically correct.

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KateTheGreat's avatar

A shirt made out of condoms? I did that once.

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The_Idler's avatar

abe lincoln

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BarnacleBill's avatar

You could wrap yourself in plastic wrap.

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zenvelo's avatar

A priest shirt and collar with assless chaps. Or the top to a nun’s habit with thigh high leather boots and a riding crop.

Do you sense a theme here?

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BarnacleBill's avatar

@bkcunningham, that would pretty much win it.

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Neizvestnaya's avatar

Faded miniskirt and dingy see through tube top. It worked for an ex sister-in-law of mine to shock people at my first wedding, a kind of formal one.

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