What would a sandwich named after you have in it?

Good italian bread, several types of lunch meat (bologna and salami probably, maybe some pepperoni), good crunchy lettuce, mustard, and banana peppers. I am simple and picky and this is a simple yet delicious sandwich. Mmmmm I’ve been craving a foot long DENI all day.

Pastrami.

It would be called “The Damnit!” and consist of two slices of bread..;)

Prime British beef…..on pasty white bread of course.

Innards: Spinach leaves, tomatoes, pesto mayo, some turkey, artichoke hearts, cucumbers, and feta cheese.
Bread: Olive bread.
My sandwich has a bit of a California-Greek flare. As a Greek Californian, I find that appropriate. =]

Dead babies…because I’m a humanistic atheist lol. Get it…..humans, and atheists are evil and eat babies…....you know?

My kids say there is already a sandwich named after me..it’s featured on SpongeBob – it’s the CRABBY PATTY.
And..I can’t list the ingredients for it because no one has managed to get them from Mr. Krabs.

Bird.

@Blackberry that was said about the Jews once too, but . . . ah pastrami’s better.

Mine would be on crunchy French or Italian bread and have Maine lobster in homemade mayo with lime shavings dill and baby scallions.

So, @deni , can I then assume that you’re Italian and full of bologna?

Chocolate! duh… :P

Ring Bologna Turkey & Dressing
Beef Jerky Glazed Ham
Teriyaki Jerky Sliced Roast Pork & Gravy
Cajun Jerky Bacon Wrap Pork Tenderloin
Dried Beef Breaded Pork Loin
Ham Salad America’s Cut Chops
Smoked Bacon Butterfly Chops
Pepper Bacon Center Cut Chops
Cajun Bacon Iowa Chops
Cottage Bacon Country style Ribs
Picnic Bacon Loin Back Ribs
Canadian bacon Spare Ribs
Beef Bacon Marin Tend Pork Loin
Smoked Ham – Semi Boneless Pork Cutlets
Smoked Ham – Boneless Pork Liver
Smoked Ham – Spiral Sliced Pork Roast
Smoked Ham Steak – Center Cut Whole Bnls Pork Loin
Smoked Pork Loin – Boneless Pork Tenderloin
Smoked Pork Chops Rendered Lard
Smoked Ham Hock Side Pork
Smoked Turkey Breast Fresh Pork Hocks
Smoked Turkey Smoked Ham Hock
BBQ Rib Patties Beef Filet
Plain Pork Patties Bacon Wrap Beef Filet
Seasoned Pork Patties Ribeye Steak – Select
Brat Patties Ribeye Steak – Choice
Fresh Brats Porterhouse Steak
Precooked Brats T-Bone
Beer Brats New York Strip Steak
Cajun Brats Jaccarded Top Sirloin Steak
Cheddar Bacon Brats Round Steak (not tenderized)
Green Pepper & Onion Brats Tenderized Round Steak
Jalapeno & Cheddar Brats Minute Steak
Jalapeno Brats Soup Bones
Mushroom & Swiss Brats Stew Meat
Pineapple Brats Texas Ribs
Pizza Brats Bnls Arm Roast
Ranch Brats Bnls Chuck Roast
Sauerkraut Brats Rump Roast
Smoked Brats Sirloin Tip Roast
Smoked Brats & Cheese Brisket (whole untrimmed)
Taco Brats- beef Ground Beef
Tomato Basil Brats Ground Beef
Tomato Basil Chicken Brats Ground Beef
Bacon & Cheddar Brats Ground Beef
Polish Sausage Ground Chuck
Italian Links Ground Chuck
Ground Pork Ground Chuck
Seasoned Sausage Ground Chuck
Bulk Italian Sausage Ground Round
Brat Sampler Ground Round
Fresh Rope Sausage Ground Beef Patties
Fresh Links Ground Beef Patties
Breakfast Links Ground Chuck Patties
Smoked Maple Links Ground Chuck Patties
Fresh Maple Links
Western Links
Smoked Links
Cocktail Smokies Smoked Ham(deli
Marin Cooked Chicken Breast Turkey Breast (deli)
Shredded Roast Beef & Gravy Pastrami (deli)
Sliced Roast Beef & Gravy Roast Beef (deli)
Shredded BBQ Beef Genoa (deli)
Sliced BBQ Beef Thuringer (deli)
Shredded BBQ Pork Hard Salami (deli)
Sliced BBQ Pork Braunschweiger (deli)
BBQ Turkey

Shredded chicken mixed in my own barbecue sauce creation, topped with a slice of provolone cheese, in between two soft buns, and slightly toasted in the oven to melt the cheese. My favorite sandwich!

Whatever was on it, it would be accompanied by bacon.

Might have bison or venison that was roasted and thinly cut. Maybe fried cattails. Horseradish. Maybe a few garlic mustard leaves?

LOTS OF CHICKEN
Crunchy Italian bread
Ice berg
tomatoes
águrkur
mayo sauce
CHILI – lOTS OF IT MIXED WITH BUFFALO SAUCE FROM SUBWAY
onions
lots of seasoning
more chicken
and and and CHEESE
lots of cheese especially the pizza one. Mozzarella cheese melted <3

I don’t need a sandwich named after me, I’ll just eat @noelleptc.‘s That sounds delish.

Crabmeat, onion, celery, and alvocado slices on Sourdough.
It would be called a filmfann, because it is simple, unassuming, and modest.
It would be served with a picture of me and my super-awesome chest hair!

Extra sour sourdough sub
Freshly mashed California avocado on one side of bread
Salt & ground black pepper
Thin sliced backyard tomato
Chunks of fresh chilled Dungeness crabmeat
Wheat sprouts
Triple Creme Blue Cheese smeared on the other side of bread

@filmfann Gad, I hope at the least the chest hair is served on a separate dish.

Tiger blood and adonis DNA.

Duh. I’m dealing with fools and trolls here.

I specialize in being poor, not having any food and having to improvise. Whatever I can find. My special sandwich I created before, from scraps and the bottom of condiment containers was called Desperation. (actually named after a Stephen King book with the same name I was reading at the time)

It was toasted, with spam, pickled banana pepper slices and mustard. It’s actually pretty good though. So if someone named a sandwich after me, that would be it.

When your stomach threatens to digest itself, The Symbeline Famine Express is the best way to go! Add an extra two dollars for fried onions, and you can spend your food stamps on diapers for when it makes you go!

Hawaiian roll with ham, pepperoni, cooked linguica, SPAM, pineapple slices and taro chips on the side.

A “Tropical Willie” is best with Guava Nectar on ice.

A Loaded Blueiiz BLT in your pocket.
Pocket bread, BLT, cucumber, grated cheese, red onions, peppers, mayo, italian dressing,

My real name: Whole grain bread, loaded with fresh veggies, cheese

My fluther name: A sandwich of cake with frosting and sprinkles in between

@Symbeline Your sandwich actually sounds pretty tasty.

I loved Stephen King’s Desperation! “You have the right to remain silent,” the big cop said in his robot’s voice. “If you do not choose to remain silent, anything you say may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. I’m going to kill you. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand your rights as I have explained them to you?”

The D.A.T :
Bacon, properly cooked mushrooms, provolone, avocado, cucumbers and clotted cream on sourdough. (Cut diagonally of course.)

Carne asada on toasted sourdough baguette, with mayo, jalapeno sauce, horseradish, tomato, avocado, red leaf lettuce.

(I’m part mexican, part scot, all from California)

@WillWorkForChocolate Baaahahahha yeah that part was completely classic. I love how the couple, after the incident, debate that. Did he really say that?

Yes he did. XD

And yeah, the sandwich is awesome…I keep making it to this day, even when I have a lot of food in the place lol.

When I first read the question I thought maybe you wanted us to use ingredients that represent us somehow. But, I guess it is just a sandwich we would create or that we like.

Mine is flat bread with grilled chicken, grilled zuchinni, grilled eggplant, and grilled orange peppers. Maybe some tahini sauce?

But, really I could come up with a few.

Some gouda cheese because I’m goooda at….....(Well you’ll have to ask my husband)
Some ham, because I can be a ham at times.
Some pepper because I’m spicy.
Some grey poupon because it can look shitty and I can certainly be shitty at times.
All packed between some sweet buns. :D

Beer bread with salami, swiss cheese, green pesto, tomato, sprouts, and a little bit of tobasco sauce.

Because I like all that shit.

Tuna salad on sourdough with a layer of thin sliced red onions and avocado. A slab of mayo and most importantly a bed of thick cut oily salt and vinegar chips.

@JLeslie Yes, OP wanted a sand that describes you more than one you like. That’s why I put in the Clark Gable thing. But you know Jellies. They answer the questions they like to answer even if no one writes them.

@noelleptc No doubt.