What's your movie's name and tagline?
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April 27th, 2011
erichw1504 posted a really fun question today and has inspired me to create one about movies.
Here’s what you do:
1) Movie Title – Click here and use the random Wikipedia article title as the name of your film.
2) Tagline – Click here and use the slogan that pops up as your movie tagline.
3) The Stars – First, pick a number between 1 and 250. Go here and find the film on the list that pertains to the number you’ve chosen. (No cheating! Stick to your original number). Click on the film and use one or more of the actors listed in the cast. These are the stars of your movie.
4) The Plot – Tell us what your movie is about. (The movie doesn’t have to have anything to do with what’s written in the random Wiki article).
Example:
Title: Columbus Marathon
Tagline: “Simple impartial monkey..”
Plot: Tim Robbins fights for the right for his pet monkey to compete in the next marathon.
Have fun! :)
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Title: Lago di Doberdò
Tagline: “Your Flexible Spoon”
Plot: Russell Crowe must looks for pure spa water for open his spa business before his home get foreclose!
lol
William E. Cooper
I’m only here for the Giant Squid.
Robert DeNiro stars in this biopic about a physician trying to make his way in the Old West.
Drążdżewo-Kujawy
Tonight,let it be giant squid
Rear Window
Jimmy Stewart jumps out the rear window during a bad movie.:)
SMS Kaiserin und Königin Maria Theresia
“Get more from Duck”
Brad Pitt , an Austro-Hungarian navy captain, fights an army of ducks lead by Adrien Body during the boxer rebellion on the titular ship
New South Park tonight, guess what they’re parodying…
Title: Ben Vane
Tagline: “It’s How Spy is Done”
Starring: Jared Leto and Jennifer Connelly
The Plot: Ben Vane is a rogue CIA agent on the run from both sides. Until he teams up with a beautiful but daring Russian spy. But can he trust her?
(Ben Vane is apparently actually a mountain in Scotland)
Blakemore
Is it live or is it a fish
Hotel Rwanda
Don Cheadle, Wack-him Peanuts (Joaquin Phoenix)
The plot? Fuck that, it makes my head hurt :¬/
Individual Terror
The Underpants that Smiles Back
Starring Bill Murray
A man who grows up in a small town moves to New York City. He has an horrible fear of underwear, so every time he passes a Calvin Klein billboard he freaks out. Not being able to find his way out of the city, he goes to live in the sewer and accompanies a pair of talking alligators.
The Truth
Change your whole Kitten
Morgan Freeman stars as a genetic engineer working on a new breed of hypoallergenic kitten. He stumbles upon the devastating secret that the kitten is a carrier of the blood of Jesus Christ, throwing the Christian world into disarray.
The Prime Minister of New Zealand
Poppin them kittens
Starring Marilyn Monroe, Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon
The plot: The greatest Prime Minister they had ever had, but he hides a dark obsession, one that could bring the country to its knees. But someone knows his secrets. Who are these kittens, and what’s he doing when he is poppin them?
Cammell Laird Social Club
Mama’s got the Magic of Umbrella.
Starring: Corey Feldman, Kiefer Sutherland, Wil Wheaton, and Richard Dreyfuss
A gang of inner-city high school drop outs decide to pose as upper-crust socialites and gain entry into an exclusive club with the help of their fat black mama and her magical umbrella. But trouble ensues when they’re caught by the owner. And it’s not raining. It’s an action-packed roller-coaster ride of hilarity.
I actually lol’d at several of these…
I present to you:
Andrew Raspin
unzip a kitten
Starring: Sigourney Weaver, Michelle Rodriguez & Sam Worthington
When oddly named housewife Andrew Raspin (Weaver) discovers an infestation of rabid doom-kittens in her basement, she must summon the saucy Puerto Rican ‘Goddess of Trousers’ (Rodriguez) and her cat/smurf sidekick (Worthington) who will teach her the secret art of feline unfastening.
One ticket, please!
Title – Donji Gradac
Tagline – “Tell them about the kumquat, Mummy!”
Antonella Attili stars in this family comedy set in small-town Bosnia. Laughs and heartfelt moments abound when single mother Aida and her family move to the serene village of Donji Gradac. Little do they know, they’ve moved in next to the nuttiest neighbors around; a family of Mummies!
You guys are so creative! I love these! :)
NSB Night Train
The World’s Local Gazebo
Toshirô Mifune and Takashi Shimura are Gena and Xabrielle, cross dressers extraordinaire, who travel to Norway in order to find the reputed porn store that even Japanese culture would find appalling. But instead, they find a creepy train operated by Keiko Tsushima, some random dude with extreme fencing skills. They get stuck inside, and when night falls, they discover that the train is some place where everyone who travels in time meets in to just hang out and exchange phone numbers.
Agar Plate
Fall into the fish.
An action thriller: New York City is under attack by a giant army of amphibious sea creatures swarming in from the Hudson Bay. [Christian Bale], a dirty cop, teams up with [Scarlett Johansson], an attractive marine biologist, to defeat these horrid creatures. Only to find a web of conspiracies surrounding the nature of these monsters and a large portion of all of the leading laboratories and agencies, none of whom care to speak. But as the lies grow more intricate, and the threat of these beasts grows, they find their last hope in the man at fault, a mysterious biologist played by David Bowie.
Title-
Robert Taschereau
Tagline-
Gonna Be a While? Grab a Kitten.
Stars-
Charles Chaplin, Paulette Goddard, Jack Oakie
Plot- Robert (Chaplin) want to become a lawyer, he first must go through the training at Yale University. There, he met a beautiful young woman Georgia (Paulette). Georgia is planning to be an Animal Laywer. Robert change his mind and decide to follow the dreams of the beautiful woman.
Conozoa Hyalina
“Let Your Fingers Do the Walking Through the Kitten”
Starring: Guy Pearce, Carrie-Anne Moss, and Joe Pantoliano
Three entomologists find themselves flung backwards in time, and now they race time itself to alter the fate of what is an extinct species in their time. But even if they succeed, can they ever find a way back home?
This summer, all the action, all the adventure, and all the grasshoppers you could ever want are here! Get ready for…
Conozoa Hyalina!
Rated PG-13: some adult language, adult situations, and full frontal Acrididae on Acrididae action.
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