What would be an inappropriate remark to make on first meeting your new love's parents?

I’m banging your kid and we’d like your blessing.

First, look decent. People size you up pretty fast by the clothes you wear. Next, offer a handshake to her dad and her mother. This sets the pace in your communications with each other.

State your first name and wear a smile.

If your new love is worth it, you will find a way to charm her parents. Just be honest.

An inappropriate remark would be “my name is Jason and your daughter and I are having a baby”.

She must be adopted!

Hey Dad, who gives better head?

“We just did it.”

@john65pennington Now listen to me copper, ya hear? Ya did good…in the end, ya did good! ;¬}

To the mom: “Why aren’t you in the kitchen?!”

Wow, ma’am, you’re hot!

Ms. Johansen, you must have lovely genitals.

Any chance of a loan so I can take your lovely daughter away for the weekend? :-/
Somewhere she’s not used to, ya know, a little classy………

MOM: “hey! That’s my dress I gave to Goodwill.”
DAD: “You could use some sit ups. ”

I’m honored to meet you guys, and I have to thank you both for producing such a loyal cum bucket.

Rust resistant cum bucket. An important distinction I think it’s fair to say.

@WillWorkForChocolate GA! LOL

To the mother: “So, would you be interested in a harmless, little three-way?”

“Let me tell you, Mr. Tyler, for all you’ve been mocked for your big lips, the blowjobs I’ve been getting from your daughter make it all worth it.”

“I see where your daughter gets her amazing breasts, I mean good looks from!”

You’re older than I envisioned.

To the mother: “So, how much work have you had done?”

Your daughter’s pregnant, just thought i’d let you know. Although…..obviously….. i’m now fuckin off out of her life, I am prepared to pay for it!! £20 a month sounds about right to me. Now, who’s going to put the kettle on eh?

“Oh, great; you’re both going bald.”

Pointing to my girlfriend: “This came out of”, points toward her mother: “this?!”

Looks at mother, looks at daughter, ‘You’re not going to look like that in 30 years are you?”

From the woman’s perspective, looks at dad, looks at son, “WTF happened?”

To the father: “I’m surprised you have been able to hold off for so long given your beautiful daughter.”

Me: “I’m not just your son’s friend. I’m his friend.

Parents: “That’s nice.”

Me: “Folks, you’re son is gay.”

(glances and mother , then at father). “Well. After seeing what you two look like it explains a lot.”

Hi, nice to meet you, I’m an atheist… Guess what my views on premarital sex are?

“Ummmm, she’s adopted, right? Cause you guys are butt-ass ugly!”

“I may be ugly, but I have a nine inch penis”

“Nice to meet you. Angie tells me you have quite a little nest egg stashed away. How do you feel about early inheritances??”

“Heard you’re rich, mind if I marry your daughter?”

You dress like my dealer.

Hey Misses Mom, Derek here says I ought to get a lesson from you on how to give head.

To my girlfriend after meeting her parents, “Your mom’s a hooker?”

After eating diner with your partner parents…” I hope you can cook food like you do me good on the bed”

That’s your dad! For a second I thought it was my PO, and I’m going, “How the hell did HE find me!”

Hey, mom. Those real?

I think I smell lasagne! I love lasagne! Pardon the boner.

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“Oh golly gee, Mr. said he really old (or young) parents.” It would be awkward no matter what.

Hi. I was just wondering if your daughters necrophilia was a genetic trait.

“You guys are just as smoking hot as your kid. What are you doing later tonight after I’m done with (him/her)?

You have the most comfortable bed I’ve ever been on. Is it a sleep number? Let me tell ya, I did a number on your daughter the other night when you were out of town.

Hope that stain comes out. <wink wink>

Sorry for yawning. You guys have any meth?

So, she gets everything when you guys pop your clogs right??? :-/

Your son is a great fuck! Best I’ve had.

So how much is this house worth then?

Your daughter is the pretty girl in my cult.

If any Haitians ever come around asking about me, it’s probably best if you tell them we never met.

Then you might want to think about moving.

I brought you a little gift. Missy said you guys didn’t have a beer bong.

I used to have that same outfit, Mrs. Cleaver, before I had my gender reassignment surgery. Amazing how many johns go for that slutty nun look, isn’t it?

Jennifer said you’re a CPA. That sucks.

You remind me of my uncle. He’s in prison for molesting me.