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What can I use to get a darker tan?
I am so white that you can use me as a flashlight in a dark forest. I’m being compared to things like Macaulay Culkin, Edward Cullen and marshmallows. What can I use that will make me tan quickly? I tanned outside for an hour and got some pretty decent color by putting olive oil on my skin. Are there any other alternatives out there?
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