Where are all the Osama is dead jokes?

I’d make a few Osama jokes, but they’ve probably all Bin done.

People typically develop jokes to process difficult things and this doesn’t seem to have been an emotionally wrenching loss . . .

Albert Brooks tweeted: “Trump demanding to see Bin Laden death certificate.”

Comedian Dana Gould tweeted: “Bin Laden officially dead, the same week we learned Obama officially born. Weird…:

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One of the late night shows: The Ocean is having a bad year. First BP dumps tons of oil into it, then Japan dumps radiation into it. Now, we’re like “Hey, lets throw Osama bin Laden in the Ocean!”

That said, what if the radiation and the oil somehow combined with bin Laden’s body and created some kind of Super Osama bin Godzilla?

I was interested to hear that Bin Laden is now surrounded by countless eager virgins. I had no idea that the Islamic idea of heaven is a Star Trek Convention.

Oh man, I have a shitload of jokes. I used one here, but it got modded (not that I’m complaining. It’s a fair move since it was in the general section).
How ironic that in a million years Osama Bin laden will be oil
BOOM! Headshot!

Osama is now in heaven sitting next to Allah and laughing his sick fucking ass off because all non muslims will go to hell!
HAHAHAHA, that was funny, wasn’t it? HAHAHA

I don’t buy it. Not until Obama produces the official long-form death certificate.

Here’s a pic of Bin Laden’s headstone.

I heard one this morning about Osama getting his eye shot out. Guess no 3D movies for him in hell!

Colbert?

Osama misunderstood the promise— he didn’t get 72 virgins—he got 72 vegans.

“So, Osama Bin Laden is dead, who said they dont collect the bins on bank hollidays”

bin is a UK word for garbage

@poisonedantidote Slight correction there, bin is the receptacle used for putting the rubbish in, the latter being our word for garbage. Here endeth the lesson :¬)

@poisonedantidote I hope Osama’s head isn’t in one.

I already posted this on another thread but it’s still making me laugh:

What were Bin Laden’s last words?
I need a houseful of Navy SEALs like I need a hole in the head.

You know they rescued Osama’s cat during the attack?

Unfortunately it was a member of the “Al-Kitty”

I went into a bar and ordered a bin Laden. That’s two shots and a splash of water.

Osama bin Laden anagrams into Lob man in da sea.

If he wanted 72 virgins, he should have gone to a Star Trek convention.