Are you kidding? I thought you had already gone to the mansion, long before me. I was certain that you or @wundayatta could out talk (or rather write) me. How is this possible?
Anyway, congratulations! Come right this way, first you will be getting a fitting for a lovely ball gown and tiara, or if you prefer, an awesome mini skirt and a pair of Jimmy Choos, or maybe you’d rather try the leopard print onesie with a pair of mucklucks. The choice is yours.
Then you will be whisked down the hall where you will be served a variety of fine cheeses, including your very own jar of Kraft pimento cheese spread to take take home with you.
Unfortunately, everybody already ate the rice pudding that me and @queenie put in the swimming pool yesterday, but not to worry, because we have re-filled it with yummy mashed potatoes and gravy (and I put a side of vegetarian gravy into the hot tub, for the few of us veg-heads that want it)
Knowing that you love to read and are also very fit and active, we pitched in to buy you this really cool Kindle-style reader. It’s different, though, because it’s huge. It’s about 7 ft. by 4 ft. That’s so you can read and work out at the same time. Or if you and your hubby want to just roll around on “the sheets” you can, but that’s your business. : )