You might think of Urghhh as a cave man, but he didn’t actually live in a cave. His people were nomadic, foraging here and there, and travelling, eventually, through the broad savannas of what is now know as Mongolia.
The problem Urghhh;s people were having was that they couldn’t catch many of the animals they were chasing. They were too fast, and the population had grown too large for the hunters to support using traditional techniques.
For reasons too complex to go into here (mostly because I don’t want to make them up), the tribe couldn’t split off a splinter group as they normally would in order to keep the population to a manageable size. I think there were other tribes lurking and it had been a harsh winter. That sort of thing. (Dang! I went into it anyway!)
So Urghhh is sitting around the campfire complaining to his wife about having to go further and spend more and more time to catch meat. His wife asks him, “Urghhh, my love, what would help you catch meat more efficiently?” (Except she didn’t use those words, because English wasn’t invented then and besides, they probably couldn’t talk at all; using mind reading instead).
So Urghh says, without thinking, “I need some kind of spear thrower that throws spears after the meat in a much faster way.”
Well, Urghhh’s woman, dutiful as she is, stays up all night and in the morning she kisses her man and hands him a strange contraption with a curved piece of wood attached at both ends by a piece of leather string. She also gives him some short sticks with sharp stones as points.
Urghhh says, “What’s this, woman?” Urghhh’s woman knows he won’t pay any attention, so she whispers in his ear that if he tries this thing, she’ll make it worth his while that night.
Wouldn’t you know, Urghh tries the bow and arrow and he shoots down three meat animals from a distance of 60 paces.
Everyone thinks Urghh is a hero, and soon he becomes the headman of the tribe, and he takes many more wives and his first wife is forgotten and sent to clean up the shit of their domesticated animals.
So you see, While Urghhh’swife truly invented the thing, Urghh got all the credit.
Typical.