[NSFW] What is something you do in the shower that makes others say, "Ewww!"?

I sometimes piss in the shower. I don’t give a fuck.

I do it all in the shower. I pee, brush my teeth, wash, wash my hair, shave, blow my nose, comb my hair.

I don’t wanna tell cuz you’d just say “Eww”.

I eat fried chicken and then I lick my cat clean.

Does that satisfy you?

I wash my butt-crack vigorously.

The real question, @ladymia69, is does that satisfy you.

@drdoombot . . . as we all should. do you use a rag or bare hand it?

@Blondesjon Ok, yes, I do, very much.

ummm people are not usually looking at me when I am in the shower..

I wash my dog while showering. My fiancee washes the dogs while showering. It smells horrible and picking up the clump of accumulated hair/soap glob from the drain is truly EWWW.

If I have to pee I certainly don’t wait til I’m out of the shower relieve myself. It all goes down the drain anyway.

On a side note I enjoy showers much more now that I have a buzz cut again. Having long hair for 8 years made showering a real chore.

@Blondesjon Nothing like getting your hands dirty… literally.

@Neizvestnaya I’ve been strongly considering washing my dog in the shower as well, but I get the feeling she’ll freak out being wet and stuck in the tub until I finish scrubbing myself. She hates getting wet. Any tips?

and who gets towel-dried first: you or the dog?

I defecate in the shower.

I put mayonnaise in my hair to make it softer in the shower.

But my favorite thing to do in while I’m in there is drink beer.

@drdoombot: I concentrate on washing the dog first then put them on a foot towel to drip while I swaddle them in a bigger towel to damp dry. After the first shake then I rub with the towel a little and turn him loose to roll all over the floors. It’s then my turn to wash all his shed off of my body, gather up the yuck glob and then dry off.

When I used a tub then I had a hose attachment for the nozzle so the dog didn’t get “rained” on but rather spot sprayed, suds and rinse. As he got used to being washed then we moved to putting him up on the counter and washing his feet in the sink. Eventually he was good to carry into the shower and deal with the downpour. I still love the waterpick attachment though because it gives a great rinse into double coats.

@noelleptc that will teach her!

I’ll often sit in the shower (only at my own home) if I’ve had a long day. If I’m just in there for the therapeutic sense of the hot water, why should I be standing?

I masterbate master my singing abilities.

@KatetheGreat – Yeesssss! Raising my beer + shower at ya.

Ummm.. honestly, I don’t do gross things in the shower? I can’t think of anything people would ewww at. I admit I have practiced peeing while standing a couple of times, but generally I don’t even pee in there.

@MissAnthrope You do it too!?!?! I thought I was the only one!

I don’t think I do anything gross in the shower? I don’t think brushing your teeth is eeww… I wouldn’t do it though because it would mean using warm water and I wouldn’t like that.

I told myself not to read this thread, but I just opened it anyway. Ewww.

@KatetheGreat – Yeah, I totally do! For a while there, I thought I was the only one. Ask Augustlan, I’ve been raving about beer + shower for like 2 months now. :D

@ragingloli . . . well, you are european . . .

@chyna : Yeah, sometimes it’s impossible to resist…

@Blondesjon

you jelly?

@rebbel I was waitng for someone to say it…
I don’t really do anything disgusting in the shower because it’s suppose to make me clean. I rarely piss, never when in a pubic shower, though. I am very considerate. Sorry for not being on the daring edge, but it’s the truth.

@dxs A pubic shower? Hehehehe.

I pee.
:P

Pubic shower… bahahahahahahaaaa!!

I blow my nose into my hands.

push out one of those long wet pinhole farts so the shriek can be observed on the other side of the house. To which my wife will retort, “god damn boy, you need to wipe?” to which I might reply, “not any more!” Ewwww.

Ewwwwww, indeed.

There’s nothing worse than a fart in the shower. ‘Nuff said.

Well there is @KatetheGreat. Look at @ragingloli‘s response!!!!

I believe @ragingloli wins this one

Yeah, I didn’t see that part about defecation. x_x

Oh my, how could I forget?! Back in the land before time, I occasionally used a menstrual cup which I’d remove/empty during my shower.

Does cutting a hole in a mermaid shaped sponge & then entering her glory hole count? Tsk, thought not, but that’s all I got.

I think defecation is fine if you have a good throw and you can aim at the toilet. However, if you have diarrhea, then you’re….shit out of luck.

@KatetheGreat hair mayonnaise???? or do you use regulare mayo.

@Mikewlf337 Regular mayo!

@KatetheGreat Ewwww. lol j/k :). I hope you hair doesn’t smell like a sandwich because of it.

@Mikewlf337 Nah, it smells pretty great. I use shampoo after I do that!

@KatetheGreat

“But my favorite thing to do in while I’m in there is drink beer.”

Do you drink it from a bottle while you’re in there?

It seems that if one drank it from a glass or mug, they’d run the risk of giving their brew a soap head. ;-)

@Brian1946 I definitely drink it out of the bottle. It’s so refreshing. Hot shower, cold beer = the best thing in existence.

Once I get the garbage disposer built into the drain, I’m gonna be making salads in my shower. ;-)

Oops…Is there any way to change my answer after the “Edit Response” thing is gone? It’s pretty embarrassing.

@dxs Nope! :)

@dxs

“It’s pretty embarrassing.”

There’s no need to worry.
It entertained some of us, and it’s an NSFW thread in Social anyway.

Farting in the shower is especially gross. I think it has something to do with the moisture. Don’t ask how I know….

It’s also the acoustics in many bathrooms, not much to eat up the sound. Tile floors and shower stall, so it is an amplifier of ALL noise there. And yes the moisture does seem to give a distinctive sound we all strive for ;p

I could tell you how installing a detachable showerhead has eliminated my need to date but I’ll just say I clean the grout between the tiles. that doesn’t sound right either

Here, here for the grout!