Top 5 crappiest songs on your playlist?

I try not to listen to shitty music. There is far to much good music out there to be wasting my time with rubbish.

@uberbatman come on? really? honest?

I am with @uberbatman as it makes no sense to me why one would have crummy tunes on their play list??

shit happens…. I’m not too proud to admit I have a crappy top 5.

Toxic by Britney Spears. A perfect slice of pop confection from the great Cathy Dennis”

Living Thing by Electric Light Orchestra – 70s cheesiness that takes me back to my childhood

9 to 5 by Dolly Parton – The single greatest rush I ever had musically was when 2ManyDJs played their mash of 9 to 5 v Eple by Royksopp, at Glastonbury in 2002, 10,000 people in the dance tent, and every single one of us went nuts.

Rabbit by Chas and Dave – can’t beat a good old knees up, and my six-year old loves this.

Can’t Get You out Of My Head bby Patrick and Eugene. I know I shouldn’t like this, but I love it.

Another Brick In The Wall by Luther Wright and the Wrongs.
Old Rivers by Walter Brennan
Ringo by Lorne Green
Morning Town Ride

I would include links, but my computer had a stroke, and is still recovering.

And of course, there’s always the quite brilliant mash up of Nirvana with Destiny’s Child. So wrong it’s completely right.

A little wayne song I liked for a week, but forgot to delete.
“Black and white diamonds, fuck segregation!”

Thank you @meiosis and @filmfann , mine are
Yellow Music Orchestra
Duran Duran wild boyz
Aqua – Barbie Girl
Chumbawamba – Tubthumping
Eazy E- Gimme That Nutt
Does not reflect my main taste in music but it’s on my playlist :)

@Pele with my damaged computer, I am unable to see your links at this time. Is the YMO song “Tighten Up”? I love that one!

Britney Spears – Ooh Ooh Baby
Switchblade Symphony – Sweet
Acid Bath – Dr Seuss is Dead
At The Drive In – One Armed Scissor
various/Chicago soundtrack – Funny Honey

I guess. I love all of these songs, so I don’t think they are crappy. I just figured any one of them might make someone raise an eyebrow at me. If not, the combination of songs that I just posted should make anyone raise an eyebrow.

Fuck Ya Man by Tila Tequila. This song is so bad I couldn’t believe it. Had to have it. “Lookin’ at my Myspace, lotion in his hand.” LAWL.
Love Me Or Hate Me by Lady Sovereign is just redonkulous, but if you memorize the lyrics, you’re awesome.
Video Phone by Lady Gaga and Beyonce is just awful. It’s fun to dance to, though!
A Public Affair by Jessica Simpson. This one is a guilty pleasure.
I Walk The Line Johnny Cash & Snoop Dogg. I love Cash so I thought this mix might be alright, but it sucks. Johnny is rolling over in his grave.
Cotton Eyed Joe by Rednex. But seriously, who could hate this song? XD

I used to burn a lot of cd’s for work and friends and my mom so I have a lot of music I’m not into. I have Celine Dion because of my mom. I swear! It’s not mine! XD

@meiosis That Nirvana/Destiny’s Child mix is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard. I can’t believe it sounds that great together. Holy fuckola.

This fucker! My daughter insisted….honest ;¬}
I haven’t got 5, that example kind of covers all bases.

@ucme my skids are obsessed with that song right now, too. I just got it out of my head, and now it’s back again. Thanks. ;)

@ANef_is_Enuf You know what? I kind of dig it, secretly though. Don’t tell anyo…..oh shit!

@ucme ahhh the gummy bear is wearing briefs

@Pele Like he’s got something to hide right? XD

Thanks for that song ucme. A**hole. Could you find anything more annoying?

@Vunessuh It’s really, really good, isn’t it? Sounds like one song, rather than a mash up. 2ManyDJs again…

@Adirondackwannabe I can.

@Adirondackwannabe So can I

@Adirondackwannabe : Even worse. And now that I’ve done that I will be punished for another 15 years by it’s persistent earworm-itude!

@ANef_is_Enuf That’s horrid. I made it to 1:34 and it was either stop or jam a pen in my eyes and my ears. No wonder she hung up on you.

@Adirondackwannabe LOL, that must be why.

@Adirondackwannabe Okay dickwad XD Wrap your lugs around this shite, if you dare!

If there was a music god you’d all go to music hell. And this is before I see ucme’s link.

Yup, hell. Time for some AC/DC

Holds hands up & confesses to liking the Barbie Girl song…....fuck fuckity fuck, I did it again!!!

@Adirondackwannabe “Time for some AC/DC” Here you go

@ucme I’ll see your Barbie Girl, and raise you Fast Food Rockers

@meiosis You’ve taken me to a place worse than hell. I couldn’t touch the other versions in there.

Here’s a good one for yesterday Mr. T, Treat your mother right

@meiosis Don’t fucking go there okay!?!

Well, I don’t know about “crappiest” because I still enjoy them and secretly think they’re kinda awesome but these are some that earn me cross-eyed looks when they pop up in rotation…
Christina Aguilera, Candyman
Peaches, Fuck the Pain Away
Jonathan Richman, Abominable Snowman in the Market
Spice Girls, Wannabe
The Ark, Kolla Kolla

@meiosis I used to sing a version of that song in Girl Scout camp! I had no idea it was a real song, that’s so strange.
This is my this of “crappy” songs. It’s mostly that they’re songs that people don’t normally associate with my taste in music, because they’re mainstream pop.
Hot and Cold
Dancing Queen
Bad Romance (and any Lady Gaga song in general, I kind of love her music for some inexplicable reason)
Grenade
And, perhaps the worst of all, Love like Woe.

@etignotasanimum Dancing Queen?! Love that song!

Rick Ross – Hustlin jumps to the top of my list.

I really want to hate it but I somehow can’t.

@ANef_is_Enuf

“my skids are obsessed with that song right now, too.”

Is skids a compression of step kids?

As of now, I’d say it’s an Iron Butterfly album that I downloaded. It’s still on my playlist because I’m not done auditing it.

If I decide that I don’t like it, it will be gone.

Miracles by Insane Clown Posse (I have this one because it makes me laugh a bit, plus, it’s a pretty funny meme. But I forgot to delete it.)

Tastes Like Kevin Bacon by iwrestledabearonce (A flashback from my hardcore screamo face a long time ago.)

Ne Ver Ne Boysia Ne Prosi by t.A.T.u (Shitty Russian pop music that I don’t even know why I have it.)

Girls Just Want To Have Fun by Starfucker (Just downloaded it along with the rest of their album, forgot to delete.)

Pussy Lickin’ by Pepper (A pretty dumb song that I don’t even know why it’s there.)

@Brian1946 yes. Skids, smom, sdad, biomom/bm, ss/sd are all common abbreviations and lingo used in the step-parenting community. I use them out of habit from my support group and it stuck, because I think “skids” is cute.

Anything by Justin Bieber. :p

@weeveeship why would you have that on your playlist??